With this information, Mu Yuyao suddenly thought of a question: Does this kid really don't understand love?
"Mother, what does the broken anus mean? Mother, what are the two of them doing? Why do I look so funny? My balls are dirty on my body, I'm here to take a bath..."
Scenes from the past emerged at this moment.
Mu Yuyao's teeth can bite well.
"Tu Dandan..." [
She roared loudly, and Tu Dandan, who was still watching the Secret Service on TV, was so frightened that he immediately raised his head.
When my hands trembled, the little square almost fell off.
"Mom...you look so scary."
He shrank back, ready to run away if the situation turned against him.
"Tu Dandan, tell me, did the rooster or the hen get this first?"
With a smile on her face, Mu Yuyao approached Tu Dandan step by step.
Stunned by this question, Tu Dandan answered honestly, "The one with the rooster comes first."
"Oh, tell me, did the rooster jump on the hen first or did the hen jump on the rooster first?"
"Mom, this question is so complicated. I'm still young. Isn't such a question too much? My dear mother, where is Xiao Hei? In just a short while, that little thing has disappeared."
Tu Dandan roared, "I'm going to find Xiao Hei."
Her ears were grabbed in an instant, and Mu Yuyao smiled grimly.
"Boy, I really didn't expect that there is such a sinister guy like you in this world. Tell me, have you been bad since you were one year old, and black since you were two years old? Since you were three years old, you will come right away
A fool who pretends to be a pig, no, he pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger. Tsk tsk, it’s really amazing. Five-year-old Tu Dandan is actually a super character who pretends to be a pig and eats an elephant.”
Tu Dandan's face changed colors. He looked at Mu Yuyao in embarrassment and smiled.
Every time the little ears are raised, his mouth will open up a little.
Little pink face, that’s really a tangle.
"Mother, it hurts me to be like this, it really hurts. Oh... I'm not Dandan's biological mother, why are you so cruel? Oh... I want to tell my father to go, I want to let him
for me……"
After receiving Mu Yuyao's dull look, Tu Dandan shut up obediently.
He would not be so stupid as to really anger Mu Yuyao.
Mu Yuyao let go of his ear with her hand, and looked at the red spot with a somewhat apologetic look in her eyes.[
"Boy, does it really hurt?"
She touched her hand gently there, she... really didn't mean it.
I just felt that from the beginning to the end, I was being teased by this kid pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger. I think this face was really depressing.
Looking at her apologetic eyes filled with tears, there was endless love lingering in them.
Tu Dandan's eyes widened, and tears were forced out of his big eyes in order to win sympathy.
At this moment, they all put it away and shook their heads, "No, mother, it doesn't hurt me, it's just..."
"You just want to coax me, you want me to soften my heart. I'm still a little too cruel, Dandan, am I... really so wrong?"
Her soft voice and increasingly apologetic expression made Tu Dandan's heart suddenly panic.
Then he grabbed Mu Yuyao's hand and rubbed his little face against her fingertips.
"No, not mother, that's not what I think. I...I'm just having fun. My father once said that in many cases, when you haven't matured or grown up, the best
The way is to curb your sharpness, let others laugh at you, and slowly grow up yourself, so that at the end, you can destroy all your enemies with one blow.
Dandan only did this out of instinct to protect himself..."