309. Questions about going back to modern times (1)
Xiao Chenzi was busy investigating the Queen's poisoning the past two days and had no time to come to Prince Jing's Mansion, but he also heard the story of the piglet being shaved.
So when he saw the neatly dressed and arrogant little pig, he couldn't help but laugh, "This butt pig..."
Xiao Chenzi didn’t even have the chance to finish what he said...
What a butt pig
Bastard! Don’t give me random names! Don’t… think about my butt! [
The little pig was so angry that he even ignored the lotus root for the time being. He turned around, kicked his two short legs on the table twice, flew up, and kicked Xiao Chenzi firmly with one... well, one hoof.
face.
Just like last time, Xiao Chenzi was kicked in the face again...
In fact, his face was covered, and his specific expression could not be seen, but his eyes were painful and strange, and he was silent for a long time before returning to normal.
He Su came here chasing Xiaozhu, so he happened to see this scene clearly.
Ever since He Su knew that Xiao Chenzi was the prince, he could not look directly at his convulsive image.
But... after struggling for a long time, He Su still couldn't hold it back and asked him, "Master, were you just..."
After all, he is the Crown Prince of the East Palace. He has been raised as a child and was suddenly kicked by a pig. He must not be able to accept it in his heart, so he looks so weird, right?
As a result, Xiao Chenzi patted his chest with lingering fear, "It was so dangerous. I almost spit out the fish balls I just put in my mouth after being kicked by it."
He had a hard time swallowing it!
He Su: "..."
He almost twisted the hem of his clothes to pieces. In the end, He Su couldn't control himself and ran away with tears in his eyes.
Xiao Chenzi looked confused. He first protected the fish balls he finally grabbed, and then asked Yuyu, "What did he ask me just now?"
"...How did you survive to such an old age safely in the palace?" Yuyu answered sincerely.
He was so convulsive, but he didn't reveal his secret even once, and didn't let the people in the palace eliminate him on behalf of all normal people?
Xiao Chenzi did not answer, but glared at Yuyu angrily.
After this glance, he took the time to eliminate the fish balls in his hand.
Otherwise it won’t taste good when it’s cold, eh.
After eating, he continued the previous topic, his voice still vaguely angry, "I told you, don't ask such questions again! Apart from the fact that I am too handsome, is there any other reason?
"You know very well that I don't want to always praise myself... You said that the little palace maid insisted on seeing Eleven before she was willing to confess, could it be because she likes Eleven? Don't look at Eleven's eccentric temperament and scary reputation, but
Just because of his face, countless women like him."[
Obviously, when Xiao Chenzi had a convulsion, he actually didn't forget about business...
Thanks to Yuyu's strong nerves, he could endure his jumping thoughts and thought for a moment, "Would you trade your life for the chance to see him? Could anyone be so stupid?"
Xiao Chenzi really despised her this time, "Childish! You don't understand what stupid things a person can do if you don't understand deep feelings! For example, young master, I..."
Halfway through the words, Xiao Chenzi frowned, "It seems like there really isn't."
Thinking about it again, "Really not, even if it's roasted lamb legs or roasted chicken legs, I wouldn't be happy to risk my life for it!"
"That's right," Yuyu nodded in agreement, "life is the most important thing. As the saying goes, if you keep your life, you won't be afraid of not having meat to eat!"
"Well said!"
The two foodies stared at each other for ten seconds with the same eyes as heroes, and then they both lowered their heads and said nothing.
Because someone just brought a plate of washed cherries...