Chapter 1234. I, Carp King, have decided on the Green Card of the Underworld!
The moment they shouted, "Respectfully invite the Carp Ancestor", these sailors had already realized what Bailang was doing?
It turns out we are inviting the Dragon King! They are very familiar with this thing.
The children of the Celestial Dynasty have been accustomed to this since they were young. Especially in Nanming, they have all moved to Nanyang. They deal with water everywhere in their lives, so they are naturally more familiar with the strange Dragon King.
Although these sailors are not the best, they have traveled all over the country and seen "Dragon Kings" with different painting styles in different regions. The Siamese "Pig Po Dragon King" has now seriously encroached on the market of the traditional "South China Sea Dragon King" from the Central Plains. After all,
Siamese pig dragons can be seen everywhere in Southeast Asia, but the 'divine dragon' is rarely seen.
So, Dragon King, what scene have we not seen before? So all the sailors were looking forward to Bailang's next performance.
At this moment, Lang secretly connected with the [Seafood City] and summoned the ‘Carp King’ who was practicing.
Just hearing the sound of "Pia!", a "strange dragon (fish)" with a very gloomy appearance, with a cartoonish style left on his face, his beard turned into wriggling tentacles, and a golden bone crown growing on his forehead.
The size of this thing is not big. Compared with the previous complete "King Magikarp", it can even be called small, only 1.2 meters long.
It is about a mixed style of 8 points and 2 points of cartoon Pokémon. In the eyes of the white round dead fish, you can vaguely see the look of [Pokémon Magikarp] full of wisdom.
You can guess from the appearance of this fish that it seems to have failed to evolve. It was born not long ago, and even though it is constantly distorting and evolving with the power of [Brain God], it has not been able to completely get rid of the initial style of Level 0 Magikarp.
The reason is also very simple. Before Bailang entered the mission world, he had just carried out a round of format updates to [Seafood City] and absorbed part of the [Abyss Pollution Elements].
The price is naturally to deal with those veterans who are deeply polluted and vaguely disobedient!
As the signboard creature of [Seafood City], Magikarp is naturally the first to be welcomed. This one is the reincarnation of the Brain God. The new generation Rinpoche was reborn after the [Noble Phantasm-Seafood City] cooled down for four days. He just set foot on it.
The road to development took less than a day, and Bailang hurriedly invited him out.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
As soon as he appeared on the stage, the underage but energetic 0.8-gram Magikarp began to splash and twitch, jumping half a meter high. As if to show his health to everyone?
But in the eyes of those melon-eating sailors who didn't know the truth, why did this ferocious fish seem to be trying to escape from its owner?
Immediately afterwards, the group of sailors shook their heads, saying that they had never seen it before, never seen it before!
After just a few more glances, they had the illusion that the skin all over their body was itchy and numb, as if their flesh and blood were starting to lose control, splitting and growing into twisted fleshy worms.
So they quickly turned around and didn't dare to look at the 'Ancestor Carp'. They had never seen such an evil thing! He was indeed the Dragon King, so evil!
In the simple understanding of local mortals, the more evil the gadget, the greater the magic power, = the higher the god's status, = the good fortune and righteousness. If you are not evil enough, you can't even protect yourself, how can you protect mortal believers? So this is
The Dragon King is quite magical and must be the descendant of the True God!
Seeing that no one dared to look directly at the minor [Brain God. Carp King], Bai Lang secretly nodded his head to express his satisfaction. This appearance had already had a deterrent effect, making everyone feel a sincere respect for the 'Carp Ancestor'.
Make good use of this emotion, and the next ritual will be half the process.
Then he heard a loud sound of "Crack!", and wave took half a step forward, his energy and blood were stimulated, and he trampled this generation of [Carp King Pagoda Karp] to death under his feet.
Such a sharp movement made everyone confused and froze on the spot. The original chanting of "I respectfully invite the Carp Ancestor" also stopped abruptly. Isn't this an invitation to the Dragon King?
Under the blank gaze of all the sailors, a microphone suddenly appeared in Bailang's hand, and everyone was even more confused! What was that? Is it some kind of magic weapon?
When Feng Ying saw Bai Lang take out the microphone, she immediately heard the song and knew its elegant meaning.
Without waiting for the wave to make a sound, he grasped the opportunity with great precision, controlled the [small satellite] that acted as a light source in the sky, pointed it at the white wave, and projected a beam of light, instantly becoming the focus of the audience.
The expressions of the sailors were constrained, and their bodies were subconsciously straightened. Lang silently put on the [Encourage Master] profession, and at the same time embedded the [Seafood City] in the auxiliary position, the 'Carp Network' minimum power, slowly opened, and the mentally polluted PUA started walking.
Then, Lang slowly spoke: "Dear brothers, on this night of cypresses and spring, and the sorrow of heaven and man, we gather here together with extremely heavy hearts to bid farewell to one of our mentors and friends.
The elite of the dragon clan who died young, the ancestor of the carp, Sen!"
"Where is the sad applause?"
Hearing the authoritative reminder from their boss, and inspired by the spirit of the 'Carp Network', the sailors clapped quickly and enthusiastically, and were gradually infected by the atmosphere they participated in and created, and their attitudes unconsciously became serious.
Bang, bang, bang... there was a roar of applause.
Lang raised his left hand with satisfaction and pressed it down slightly. The scene instantly returned to silence, leaving only the sound of the waves.
"The clouds are heavy, the water is flowing, the sky is weeping blood, and the earth is mourning!"
In this set of parallel sentences, the temperament of the romantic people comes to the face, awakening the DNA of everyone who has been ruled by the literati group for thousands of years. High-end! Really high-end! I don’t understand, I just want to fuck.
"The ancestor of the carp died 30 seconds ago due to a crushing rupture of the skull and a powder blow to the brainstem. Rescue failed. He died 30 seconds ago, R'lye time, 1 day and 9 hours."
"At this moment, relatives are hiding their faces, friends are sad, and passers-by are choking. Here, on behalf of all the employees of Bai's Fisheries, please allow me to express my deepest condolences to the carp ancestor! Everyone observes 10 seconds of silence!"
The sailors on the boat looked solemn and closed their eyes in silence, as if they felt the blood in their bodies was also moaning. (The transformation of fish veins was affected by the carp network)
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "The past is vague and my eyes are hazy with tears. Even if there are thousands of words, we can't express how much we miss it!"
"Death before the success of your hegemony will bring tears to the eyes of the fish clan. The long song should be weeping, the dead have passed away, and the living are kind. Carp King, you can go with peace of mind! Your descendants will inherit your legacy and will
'The power of fish veins' will carry forward and shake the sea!"
After hearing this, they vaguely guessed that their 'fish vein power' came from the Dragon Queen in front of them, and the sailors puffed up their chests proudly.
"The road to hell is long, have a safe journey!"
"A dutiful son is crying, get up!"
Bailang put down the microphone, waved his arm, and instantly summoned a dozen 'domestic water monkeys' from [Raleye] to warm up the scene, consolidating the sad atmosphere at the moment.
The first water monkey pounced at Bailang's feet. The Carp King, who was twitching non-stop because it was too fresh, seemed to be still alive. He knelt down and slid in front of it, grabbed the ground with his head, hugged his head and cried: "Old Ancestor
, you died so miserably!"
Swish, brush, brush!
Not to be outdone, the other water monkeys also knelt down like a group of curling balls with zero friction, kowtowing their heads angrily and crying loudly: "Ancestor, have a good trip!"
"Ancestor, we water monkeys cannot live without your wise leadership!"
At this moment, a domesticated water monkey with an extremely strong personality, who disdained the company of other classmates who could only cry and cry, suddenly stood up and shouted: "Old Ancestor, the monkey will go to hell with you now!"
After saying that, its five fingers popped out of the sharp house, and with a swipe at the throat, it killed itself in the Pacific Ocean and died in the Arabian Sea. It fully inherited the loyal and noble character of the house elf.
Damn it! Do you want to be so dedicated?
As if they were infected by the performance of this water monkey, the other water monkeys also committed suicide and followed their ancestors away.
Those 'Fish Vein Sailors' who also had traces of 'gu parasitism' in their bodies and could barely be counted as the direct foreign descendants of the carp ancestors of this year also had strong sad emotions.
They are not suicidal, but they can't help crying, as if their father is really dead. This is the blood in their bodies, coupled with the authoritative brainwashing of Bailang's "funeral mode", which subtly changes their thinking and implants memes, for this'
Ancestor Carp' creates a group of filial sons.
Then use this group of sailors as an anchor for the contact between [Invasive Species from Another World. Carp Ancestor (Corpse)] and [Doufen Continent. The Origin of the Underworld (God's Tomb)].
Using people as anchors, making connections, completely selling oneself, and successfully immigrating. In one fell swoop, he won the ‘Green Card from the Underworld’.
Just when the 'fish dutiful sons' were being manipulated by Bailang, and a little bit of PUA was cast and formed, a rhythmic thump, which was not pleasant, but not unpleasant, suddenly sounded on the deck, adding a touch of sadness to the atmosphere.
The background BGM of Grudge.
At this moment, little Fufu, who often attended her father's funerals and ate and drank, habitually took out her kazoo and started her music performance. She played her best song "Ju Ci Lang Series".
Immediately, Jack, who always loved to compete with his sister, was not to be outdone. He summoned a group of domestic little skeletons, stepped on the corpses of domestic water monkeys, and performed an explicit and spicy dance to warm up the scene, and the demons danced wildly.
Later, Feng Ying, who participated in such an interesting underworld activity for the first time, grinned happily while videotaping and collecting materials, and relied on her limited common sense of life to select several cute treasures from the "Hell Holding Head"
Kemen's little zombies, such as Pika, Shimi, Kyuubi, Master Itachi, etc., holding handfuls of white paper flowers (exam papers), came to offer gifts to the 'Ancestor Carp'.
The already crowded deck became more and more lively.
At this time, Fukimaru also heard the chicken dance, and raised the moon step by step into the sky, echoing the [small satellite] in the sky, and then turned on the [Fuki disco].
It did not choose the most exciting dance, but flattered and played Fufu's "Ju Cilang Series", using pure music to match the performance of the little master at the moment, without overshadowing the show at all.
While Fu Fu started the music concert, he did not forget to change into a Victoria's Secret robe and danced seriously in the air, performing the devilish little swan dance.
It feels like a ghost hanging to death trying to run to the moon but unable to escape from the rope and spinning wildly in the sky.
The cargo ship at the moment is so damn spooky. There are dancing ghosts of unknown gender but hairy legs floating in the sky. On the deck, there are either little skeletons dancing wildly or monster zombies laying wreaths. Fufu is also creating spirits.
Contaminate BGM.
The group of Yumai sailors were even more overwhelmed by sadness. Thinking of the scenes of Sadness' farewell, they began to cry loudly.
Imagine that in the dark night, above the vast sea, a pale light suddenly lights up, and a group of humans on the boat watch the demons dance wildly, and make piercing cries and howls. It is so damn hard to understand!
No, the strong human scent attracted a group of ocean monsters.
As soon as they poked their heads out, they saw this horrifying scene and were shocked by the strong chorus of mourning. Which kind of [Devil God] came to this ship at night to sacrifice the entire human race?
Eat it?
As soon as the monsters poked their heads out, they couldn't help but want to say "Sorry! Wrong way! Excuse me!" three times in a row, and then immediately sank.
However, the Fuguiwan that released [Fugui disco] in the sky was like a magnet, firmly attracting their attention, unable to turn their heads, let alone reluctant to leave.
My eyes were so hot that they shed tears, I felt extremely frightened, and my lower body was also frightened to tears. This feeling was so painful, so tortured!
I decided to give up swimming and let the sea drown me quickly! Sorry, I have gills and I can’t drown. I am even more desperate!
At this time, Bailang also felt that the 'power' absorbed by the [Funeral Ceremony] had increased a lot out of thin air. He realized that there was another group of spectators trapped in the vast sea, and naturally he would not refuse them to watch the ceremony, so he chose to ignore it.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! In the next step, Lang picked up the microphone: "The filial son carries the body, and the ancestor returns to his place!"
He built this well tonight to be the tomb of the 'Carp King'. Therefore, there was no need for a coffin, he was buried directly in the well, trapped in it, and turned into a dragon!
After finishing speaking, Bai Lang gave Feng Ying a look. Fu Loli understood instantly.
Since all the filial sons had committed suicide, the play could not go on. So she secretly selected 7 domestic water monkeys and turned them into zombies, controlling them to tremble and get up again. One person led the team, and the other six were divided into three groups.
Pick up the ancestor of the carp, and to the brisk music, turn the 'Longjing' all the way upside down and open the single-sided glass cover.
At this time, there is no need for mirror reflection, it has become an unfathomable 'deep well' connected to the sea.
Plop!
The corpse of King Magikarp was thrown in, and the zombie water monkeys went back and forth several times, throwing the corpses of other compatriots in to be buried with them, and finally they themselves joined in.
At this time, only the last leader was left. Under the control of Feng Ying, he ran to lift the cracked [Rain God] statue as a burial object for his ancestor, and threw it into the well and sank.
At this point, the funeral is complete!
Bailang poured all the power gathered from the 'funeral ceremony' into this [Dragon Well], and with the [Carp King] in the sinking well as the core, he activated the tomb sealing technique and defined it as a [grave]!
Not only that, Bailang also mobilized the collective will of all the audience (aboriginal people) at the scene, and used its own [25%] affinity with the world to forcefully jointly attack the origin, and officially certified this 'funeral'.
At the same time, because the 'god statue' had fallen into the stone well made by the 'altar', Bailang also relied on his [25%] world affinity to forcefully connect and use a 'crab' as a sacrifice to force dial the number.
The other side of the world【Rain God】.
This time, he wants to replace the "private funeral" that does not have any legal nature with the "Rain God"'s partial "property rights" in the underworld under the witness of [World Will].
Clear the name of the 'Carp Ancestor', help him immigrate and clear his name, get a 'Underworld Household Registration and Real Estate', and become a player in [Feng Dou Continent]!
