Chapter 307 Learning makes me happyIsnt this book 'A Thousand Gold Prescriptions' delicious?
At this moment, all the apprentices in the medical center were physically hypnotized by him. Bailang was not in a hurry to leave. Instead, he took Sulf to the pharmacy and used the existing conditions to help her update the database and improve the 'poison-pharmaceutics'
the foundation of.
Under Lang's supervision, Salfu came to the rows of drawers. With her small body, she tried her best to look up at the medicine cabinet and identify the names of the medicinal materials. He pointed to a drawer and stupidly blurted out: "Qiao Wu Nie! (Grass)
Although he couldn't pronounce words clearly and made a milky voice, the silly fufu did know the traditional Chinese characters. He really followed him and was worthy of being his own daughter. So Bai Lang said with satisfaction: "Stay here obediently, recognize the names of each medicinal material, and then take a sip.
Remember the smell and taste, understand?"
"Yeah, yeah! φ(>ω<*)" Silly fufu nodded repeatedly, "Shu Ni (inside) has it."... "Quanji (knows) about it."... "I haven't ate it before."... "So
easy!”
Bai Lang easily understood what she meant. After consolidating the 'Poison - Pharmacy/Condiment Science', the relevant basic knowledge of medicinal materials and medicinal properties were all imprinted in her mind.
However, Silly Fufu only stayed in the theoretical stage, never came into contact with real medicinal materials, and could not connect the 'drug name, medicinal properties' with the actual medicine. Therefore, she just memorized the paper and could accurately report the name of each medicine.
But when you get the real thing, you are blind.
If she could eat all the medicinal materials tonight, she would have taken a big step towards becoming a 'Chinese medicine doctor'. Therefore, Bai Lang felt relieved about Sulf and allowed her to happily run to the medicine cabinet, pull out the drawer of 'licorice', and cordially
Meowed.
Throwing the stupid fufu aside, Bailang came to a table, took out the desk lamp from the storage space, took out the medical scriptures he had just extorted, and began to study it. He also called for Temporary Wan to explain to him the meridians, acupuncture points, acupuncture and other knowledge.
If you want to master the Hua Tuo technique, you must identify the meridians and acupuncture points in order to plant the 'egg' in the Dantian. He is already the 'Grand Master of Henglian' and knows the physiological structure of the human body and the fallen demon very well, but the 'internal energy meridians' are not there.
within this range.
This was an unfamiliar system, and it was a prerequisite for practicing internal strength, so he studied it very seriously.
…
At the other end of the pharmacy, Silly Fufu kept running around, opening and closing drawers. She didn’t need Bailang’s supervision. Driven by her strong appetite and curiosity, she consciously ate one type of Chinese medicinal materials after another, tasting them.
Taste, record the medicinal properties, and match them in your mind.
After eating hard turtle shells like 'tortoise shell' or hard minerals like 'purple quartz', she will show a little expression of 'QωQ'. And after eating bitter or sour medicinal materials, she will exude (QДQ)
Tangled tears. Then continue to cheer up and eat bravely.
Bailang was distracted several times to pay attention to the little guy, and only saw a diligent figure running around. Silly fufu had already eaten three layers, and he moved to a small bench without any teacher, and started to try higher-level medicinal materials. It was not necessary
He looked worried.
At this time, Sulf had already eaten in the medicinal materials section for nourishing qi and blood, and took out ginseng, fleece-flower root, Ganoderma lucidum, deer antler... and other medicinal materials from the drawer. It just so happened that this category was often used as food supplements in 'seasoning science'.
material, so the silly fufu was extremely happy.
She originally only took one bite of the strange-smelling herbs, but she was ready to take out all the drugs that smelled very appetizing. She started to chew them with Bailang on her back. She put the medicines into her mouth one by one and decomposed them like a crusher.
After eating all the ginseng, her little face turned slightly red. After eating all the Polygonum multiflorum, she turned redder... Ganoderma lucidum, velvet antler, cordyceps... The stupid fufu who had overdone it started to have a nosebleed, but she was in a very happy mood, and she took it out casually.
A packet of arsenic.
When Bailang turned around to look again, Silly Fufu's back was turned to him.
At this time, she accidentally consumed an overdose of arsenic, which together with several other toxic medicinal materials, formed a pot of poison in her stomach. She began to bleed from the corners of her mouth (???), then foamed at the mouth and started convulsing.
Bailang didn't know it. Looking at Silly Fufu's twitching back, he immediately pictured a little hamster squatting on the ground, stuffing melon seeds into his mouth. He smiled fondly and ignored her, letting her go.
He continued to foam at the mouth and his health bar continued to drop.
As a doctor, you should have the consciousness of "Shen Nong tasted a hundred herbs". But the stupid fufu took too many mixed poisons, unlike Bai Lang who continuously ate the poisonous food, and turned on the "poison resistance specialty", and soon he was bleeding.
The article returned to zero and died silently in the corner.
The moment she cooled down, the 'Philosopher's Stone' in her body began to work, re-injecting life into her, and her blood bar slowly recovered again...
Suddenly he opened his eyes again, and the little guy looked at the leftover arsenic in confusion, with a little expression of 'fuck Σ(っ°Д°;)っ'. Then he quickly grabbed a handful of toad slough and stuffed it into his mouth to suppress the shock, and continued
A new round of accumulation of toxins in the body prepares for the second round of dog leash.
…
Silly fufu ate most of the night, and Bai Lang, who had a big head, also stopped studying.
There is too much theoretical content in the traditional Chinese medicine system. He was a scumbag when he was in college. The more he studies now, the more bored he becomes. Compared with theoretical study, he is better at summarizing progress from practice. He is a practical medical genius.
For example, he has superb surgical skills. He has never read any formal textbooks and has completely zero foundation. He refers to the "Notes of the Undead" and "The True Essence of Blood Therapy" and starts from the slaughterhouse bit by bit. He occasionally participates in first aid crash courses and spends a lot of time.
Qian hired a famous teacher to teach him, and then he honed it on the battlefield. Finally, with the support of three-digit fallen demons, the "physical demon medical skills" were finalized and became a school of their own.
"Forget it! Let me master the secrets of traditional Chinese medicine in a new round of practice!"
Bai Lang, who had limited intelligence, did not admit that he could not learn. Instead, he waved to the stupid fufu: "Fufu, come here, let me help you get some IQ."
"Acridine!" The silly fufu grabbed a piece of the honeycomb that had been chewed out and ran over.
Bailang has decided to designate 'Chinese medicine' as the accelerated learning category given by the 'Second Demon Ring Task - Wisdom'.
Sulf was originally a 'medical assistant' tailor-made for him, so Silly Fufu's 'surgical ability and pharmaceutical ability' are also an important part of Bailang's medical skills and have nothing to do with Silly Fufu himself!
Then there is no difference between learning 'Traditional Chinese Medicine Theory' on your own and studying with stupid fufu. Silly fufu is originally one of his medical props. And this accelerated learning can also be customized, so Bailang locked the 'eating book' and asked Fufu to do it for him
study.
"Open your mouth and take this prescription."
"Ah...mua, mua."
The silly fufu opened his mouth wide and ate a piece of paper.
Bailang asked with concern: "Is it effective?"
"Emmm..." Sulf opened her eyes wide and looked at her. After a moment of silence, she said, "Learn to mess with me. (゜ロ゜?)"
"Awesome! Fufu, do you still want to lose your IQ? If you become more powerful, you can help me a lot." Bailang shamelessly took advantage of the children, completely unable to feel the condemnation of his conscience. In his heart, he only had parents who were crazy about their children in the tutoring center.
When I signed up for a study class, after seeing the dazzling courses, greed and desire arose in my heart.
Salf was really fooled and said happily: "Cizhi-san (eat IQ)! (*￣ω￣)"
Bailang was overjoyed when he heard this and said to Fuguiwan: "Go and get all the Huangdi Neijing, Nanjing and Qianjin Prescriptions from here."
Any doctor will keep these classic medical textbooks around him. Especially since there are many apprentices in this medical clinic, there are more than one similar book. I am afraid that this is the only opportunity for the stupid fufu to learn from the book and prove his enlightenment, so he cannot miss it.
Half an hour later, the stupid fufu looked aggrieved and sad, and looked at Bai Lang with an evil smile on his autistic face.
"Be good, open your mouth. If you eat another ninety pages, can I give you a candy?" Bai Lang held the last torn stack of Qian Jin Fang and was very seductive.
The stupid fufu shook his head fiercely and pointed at his head: "Lao Kuo is in pain. (⊙﹏⊙)"
Although she can eat books to speed up her studies, the amount of information contained in these prescriptions is too great, and her brain is under pressure that should not be felt at this age.
"But, isn't this book "A Thousand Gold Prescriptions" delicious?" Bai Lang looked disappointed and continued to confuse.
"Magic Fly Girl! (Don't be nutritious)"
Bailang was not discouraged. Instead, he took out a bottle of Lao Ganma from the storage space and used a brush to apply it on the words Qianjinfang, layer by layer. The red oil continued to drip from the gaps in the paper.
He used the language of the devil to seduce: "Does it smell good?"
Silly Fufu looked confused and drooled, but she still shook her head firmly: "It doesn't smell good!"
Then brush it with a layer of New Orleans barbecue sauce. Bailang smiled even more kindly: "Does it smell good?"
"Suck it..." He shook his head.
Finally, sprinkle a little more catnip.
"Meow!" Sulf, who was led astray by the four kitty sisters, finally couldn't bear it anymore and ate the last ninety pages, then rolled her eyes and passed out.
This child took Chinese medicine for a night and gnawed several books. He has exceeded the learning limit given by the park. (I didn’t know that Silly Fufu poisoned herself twice.)
Lang picked up Silly Fufu distressedly and took a sip on his face. Then he looked at the thick pile of unfinished 'medical masterpieces', and immediately showed a fatherly smile and put them all into the space.
This mission will take a long time. I will feed her slowly in the future. After all, I am not a devil.
When Silly Fufu learns this knowledge, my medical level will be greatly improved. There is really no end to learning.
Bailang couldn't help but sighed from the bottom of his heart: "Studying makes me happy!"
