Chapter 418 Personality Coverage: Master Outlander, your loyal servant is back!
"Shirakawa-kun, thank you for your hard work. Please drink some water. This is pure water that I refined using the Water Release Ninjutsu. It contains no impurities and is very helpful in maintaining physical condition."
Ten minutes later, the camera returned to the fire. The fat of the second rabbit was dripping with fat, exuding a rich aroma, and the charcoal fire was crackling below.
Not long ago, the senior genin who looked down at Bailang like a piece of grass and wanted to kill him to prove his strength finally recovered from food poisoning. Regardless of his weakness, he served beside him, respectfully and obediently.
He used the most cowardly tone and said the most docile words. He wished he could call him daddy to show his loyalty. Unfortunately, Bailang was too young, so he didn't dare to call him daddy, so he could only suppress the excitement in his heart.
Bailang was a humble gentleman and always repaid evil with kindness. He smiled gently, turned the rabbit's grill, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I'm really not thirsty."
"That's okay, you can use it to wash your hands. Shirakawa-kun's hands were all stained with blood. You were so careless!" The senior genin forced a smile, looked at Bailang's fists that were still bleeding, and used restraint
He begged in a trembling tone, almost crying.
Is he holding a grudge against me? Yes, it must be. Look at how happy he is smiling. If I am going to die, if I am going to die, he will definitely beat me to death! Who will save me? Mom, I was wrong! Mom, save
me!
The senior genin screamed in his heart, but he didn't dare to make any unnecessary moves. He stood there stiffly and forced a smile, and his whole face was almost distorted.
"Bai Sang, leave the task of roasting the rabbit to me! There is also such trivial matters as adding firewood, there is no need to waste your precious energy. You are the biggest guarantee for our team if you are well rested." Bai Lang was a replacement genin at the same time.
, he also changed his previous hostile attitude and treated him like a shadow in the water, wishing he could do anything to show his loyalty.
Hearing this, the senior genin nodded repeatedly: "Oak is right, your strength is the guarantee of the safety of the team. These are the detonating charms my parents bought with the last savings of their family. I think they can only be used in your hands."
If you offer true value, please accept it, please!”
After saying that, he got down on his knees, presented a stack of detonating talismans with both hands, and took a seated posture, kneeling down, showing a sincere attitude.
Bai Lang looked embarrassed. He had never had the bad habit of blackmailing his companions: "Didn't you say before that you want me to distribute the Ninja Rabbits to everyone to improve the overall strength of the team so that we can survive? If you give me all the detonating talismans, wouldn't you
Weakened? The situation is more dangerous."
"That's right! The weak allocate limited resources to the stronger to ensure the team's survival to the greatest extent. And Baichuan, aren't you the strongest member of this team? Only by putting all our resources on you can we better ensure survival.
Frankly, I never think there is anything wrong with what I said."
The senior genin knelt deeper, harder, and more standardly, with a humble and perfect attitude, fearing that Bai Lang would not accept it. Lang's attitude determined his life or death.
"Yamagata is right, Bai-san, you are the savior of our team!" Oak, who was also trembling, agreed with deep approval.
As he spoke, his eyes uncontrollably shifted to the left, and he happened to see the chuunin captain two meters away with dull eyes and a miserable look on his face.
The opponent was seriously injured by Bailang in the blood mist, with many powdery fractures all over his body. But then, Bailang secretly used the 'bone-setting wrench' and performed the 'Yang Release-Blood Healing Ninjutsu' to remove him from the Pure Land of Paradise.
It was snatched back from the hands of death. However, physical wounds are easy to heal, but the soul is difficult to heal.
Bailang was not at all sure about his previous ninjutsu attempts in the fight, so he went all out when he launched his 'Yin Escape'. The damage caused by the forbidden magic sound of the fifth level of existence far exceeded the opponent's limit. Therefore, the person was saved, but the same
crazy.
At this time, the extremely miserable captain sat on the spot in a daze, opening his mouth from time to time and making a shrill and harsh chicken crow like "Ah♂! Ah♂...", which was extremely sad, like the scream of an anus being exploded. This was simulating the soul.
'Screaming Chicken' in.
Then, he simulated other weird sounds lingering in his soul, constantly switching, with a serious expression, talking to himself... It was chilling.
The strongest captain ended up like this. Life would be worse than death. I don't want to end up like this!
Oak screamed in fear in his heart, and under the influence of the desire to survive, he struggled hard: "Bai Sang, this is the amulet my uncle asked for at a shrine near Kirigakure Village. It is enshrined in the 'Mazhi Goddess'. It is very effective!"
Damn it, that kind of inexplicable thing wants to please adults? You deserve it!
"Shirakawa-kun, this is the reward I got from my last mission. I think it will be safer and more secure if you keep it. If you are willing to help me manage my finances or use it for charity, that would be even better!" Senior Genin Yamagata
After offering the detonating talisman, he decided to pay another sum of money for peace of mind.
Not to be outdone, Oak said: "This is a token of my fiancée. Although I don't think I will die in this mission, I deeply understand that in the future, the ninja will wander outside the village for a long time and will not be able to take care of her at any time.
So I beg Bai Sang, if you have free time, please help me take care of Gardenia. Don’t worry, she is the most beautiful girl in our area."
How despicable, using seduction tactics! I won't let you succeed.
Yamagata was startled, raised his head suddenly, and asked tentatively: "Shirakawa-kun,... are you interested in handsome boys? I have a cousin..."
"That's enough! We are all teammates, don't think too much about it. The captain just accidentally fell and hit a tree and hurt his head. Don't worry, he will recover soon."
Bailang looked at the chuunin who had gone crazy and said nonsense that only he believed. The other two repeatedly said yes, and they believed it.
"Shirakawa-kun, I once heard that the 'Mangzhu Family' four streets away from my home has a mysterious intelligent ninja beast. It is said that they have the most graceful curves in the world and are rare highly intelligent ninja beasts. Their young master is
X died happily, if you are interested, how about I go back and help you find clues about the 'psychic scroll'?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Having said this, the senior genin glanced at his companions with disdain, "Fight with me? Are you worthy? My licking Kirigakure is unparalleled!"
Well……?
Bailang was shocked when he heard this, "Wait a minute, what you just said, why do I have a subtle sense of déjà vu?"
Oak has also heard rumors about the 'mysterious and graceful psychic beast' in the village, but no one has ever found the corresponding psychic scroll. I heard that just recently, someone from the Kaguya clan encountered the ownerless wandering beast.
The ninja beast, unfortunately failed to withstand the test and was drained dry.
He couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Yes, in this era of war and human life, being able to die due to sexual happiness is probably the most romantic thing for all men!"
Bailang didn't want to express any opinions on this. After eating two roast rabbits to replenish his strength, he put aside the captain who was unconscious and whose soul was seriously polluted.
The other party didn't resist Bailang at all. Instead, he smiled and kept shouting "squealing chicken".
Bailang smiled kindly back at him, and it was time to witness the miracle! He now wanted to show off his extraordinary medical skills and cure the captain's brain disease!
The immortal caressed my head, knotted my hair and granted me the [title]!
Bailang put his hand on the captain's head and gave him the title of "Everything Can Wealth Pill", and then put "Must Die" on the captain's head. Until this point, he was still a madman with his San value reduced to zero, and there was no sign of recovery.
He has never appointed a lunatic and fool to be Fuguiwan. Every Fuguiwan has been called Zhong Lingyuxiu, rebellious and clever, but this time he met a fool.
But fate is always so strange. Among the abilities of the "Must Die" inheritance menu, there is a talent that has been in the dust for a long time, 'Wen Fugui's Wisdom'. It can give Fukimaru the 'Wen Fugui' wisdom of life.
It's a pity that since Wen Fugui, every Fuguiwan has a strong personality. After adding 'wisdom', there is not much improvement, because every Fuguiwan is a talented person and speaks well, and there is no need for the wisdom of 'Wen Fugui'
.
On the contrary, the lower the IQ, the stronger the effect of lighting this item. At this time, the captain is already stupid, and paired with the "Wen Fugui Wisdom", it is like personality covering and rebirth.
"Great Master of Outland, your loyal and humble servant, Wen Fugui has crawled back from hell to serve you faithfully!"
Bai Lang had just lit up the first inheritance. The captain, who was uttering fart sounds, was suddenly shocked. His eyesight returned to clarity. He knelt down in front of Bai Lang like a tiger and praised loudly.
"Yeah!" Bai Lang nodded reservedly, "How many memories of ninjas have you retained?"
"Return to the great master, all of them!" Chuunin Wen Fugui replied, "This body is really great, I have finally grown taller!"
Bailang strikes while the iron is hot and continues to light up [small goals] and [little swans walking alone for thousands of miles]
Wen Fugui is also a rebellious boy, and he must set up a "small goal" to paralyze him into temporarily cooperating with him. However, when he wanted to continue lighting up [Fugui Disco], he found that his physical qualifications were limited and he was rejected.
If each Fugui Pill is regarded as a mobile phone, then Fugui Pills with different races, strengths, and potentials correspond to old-fashioned mobile phones, brick Nokia, Android smartphones, and top-of-the-line kidney transplant machines.
The growth equipment "Must Die" is like a hard drive full of installation programs. Fuguimaru with different qualifications have different memories and hard drives, and the number of software (inheritance talents) that can be installed is also different.
In the last round of missions, the early "Little Swan", which was originally very small, was optimized to the second-generation upgraded version (Ghost Swan) after absorbing Tian Boguang's lifelong martial arts experience. Just like the first-generation "Tomb Raider" only 21.3MB
, and when it comes to 'Tomb 8', the file size alone is 4.63GB.
After Fukimaru lights up 'Dark Will - Inheritance Talent', it still needs running memory and hard disk space. The corresponding ones are soul and body capacity. It happens that 'Little Swan, Wen Fugui's Personality' is a large file, plus 'small goals'
'The captain's qualifications are limited and he has no chance of becoming the 'King of Dance'.
In desperation, Bailang lit up a 'face change' for him, using up Fukimaru's last potential in this life. He sighed in his heart that it was too reluctant for a mere chuunin to become the 11th generation!
"What a pity. Only Fukimaru, who has the three magical skills of 'Ghost Swan, Dance King Disco, and Face Changing', is the perfect one!"
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When the 'captain' returned with his soul restored and he was the real one, the two genin were stunned.
Their knowledge is limited, otherwise they would definitely think that Bailang has mastered the "Other Gods", so that the originally cold and arrogant captain can become a licking dog that can lick better than "Yamagata", surrounding Bailang.