Chapter 636 Opening the door to a new world: Milk powder missionary!
In the evening, a few customers left one after another, and the Little Cat Man Cafe also put up a closing sign in advance and no longer accepted guests.
Not long after, Sanmei Chai rode an enhanced version of a children's bicycle to take little Jasmine home after attending a music training class in the afternoon.
I saw the two uncles Bailang and Fufu slumped on the sofa, receiving food, massage and care from the eldest and second sisters. The two kittens who had just arrived home were also very happy.
Soon, Chai and Mo Li's attention was attracted by the 'new business' mentioned by the second sister.
Regarding the transformation of the ancestral coffee shop into a seafood restaurant, the two kittens looked confused and marveled.
Bailang saw that their discussion was heated, and it was almost time for dinner, so he decided that it would be better to choose a different day. Tonight, he would launch the 'Laleye Seafood Set Meal' while it was still hot, and let the three sisters try it out and see what the plan was.
Is it worth implementing?
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Bailang picked up Fufu, who was gradually coming out of her psychological shadow, and led the three sisters and her younger brother, who was forced into the women's clothing business, to the kitchen.
Then, he activated the [Rabbit Trainer] profession and summoned a rabbit with the characteristics of four different deep-sea ingredients, intending to show off the results of his training in the paradise.
Don't pretend to be rich, just like walking in brocade clothes at night.
When Lang channeled a small, cute, highly camouflaged pink rabbit fur ball, the eyes of the four kittens turned into love hearts at the same time. They were all attracted by the fist-sized rabbit, and they exclaimed in admiration.
'Meow' sound.
"Meow!"x4
Then, Molly, who has the weakest personality and is overflowing with love, couldn't help but ask, "The rabbit is so cute, why do you want to eat it?"
"Why?"
Bai Lang turned his head and glanced at him, secretly saying that he is a monster! In the female form, little Jasmine has red lips and white teeth, big eyes shining with stars, she is so pitiful, and she is no worse than Little Fufu in terms of cuteness.
Snap!
Bailang didn't answer directly, he just smiled calmly and snapped his fingers.
After receiving the owner's instructions, the pink furball raised its little head and looked in the direction of the kitten, stood up, bowed, and pursed its three-petal mouth, which was very cute.
But then, with the sound of tearing silk, it instantly lost its disguise, and the soft pink fur skin was broken.
Expand! Expand! Keep expanding!
Under the illumination of the light from the top of the kitchen, the small shadow on the table that was originally projected onto the ground was expanding at a speed visible to the naked eye, making strange noises. However, the room was eerily quiet, and no breathing could even be heard.
Not only that, the twisted shadows of black tentacles are also squirming and expanding on the ground; projections of insect limbs one after another are piercing out from the inside of the body, spreading their teeth and claws on the ground, swinging back and forth. A monster is taking shape.
Before the three sisters of the cat people could completely get rid of the mental charm of their "cute appearance", their cat eyes suddenly widened, their pupils contracted, their ears stood up, and their tails stretched straight, as if they had been struck by lightning!
It was a hundred thousand times scarier than when he suddenly turned around and saw a cucumber behind him! His face was livid with fear, his heart was tightly clenched by invisible hands, and he screamed like a little yellow duck taking a bath.
After going through a mental rollercoaster of ups and downs, their whole cat was in bad shape. Little Jasmine even bit her pink lips, shivering and retreated. Then she was blocked by the wall, her hands and feet were weak, and her ears were drooped close to her head.
I can’t say “Bunny is so cute” anymore.
The psychic beast 'Pink Furry Rabbit' responded to its master's instructions, tore apart its disguise without saying a word, and swelled into a deep-sea monster that was not much shorter than the little catman, but could barely recognize the characteristics of a 'rabbit'.
The smell of sea water spread in the kitchen. The three sisters were so frightened that their faces turned pale and they backed away.
However, although this indescribable thing looks ugly, evil, and terrifying, since its soul took refuge in the 'Rabbit King (Pillow) Bodhisattva (daily form, non-combat form)' with a kind face, kind eyes, white and soft hair, and a fat belly,
The entire 'Deep Sea Demon Rabbit' has a completely different temperament.
It is ugly and scary, with a mouth full of fangs, a chin covered with suction cup tentacles, a body with knotted muscles, hard scales on its arms, a solid carapace on its chest and back, and three pairs of sharp and thick lobster segments on its lower body. It looks like it is all built for killing.
He is a murderous weapon in the world, but he exudes a mysterious compassion, serenity and calm temperament.
There was no trace of 'murderous intent' in those blood-stained eyes, but instead the tranquility and clarity after conquering the inner demons. It was already beyond life and death, and it was full of Zen.
The 'Rabbit King Bodhisattva' is so powerful that he accumulates the inner demons and murderous thoughts in daily life, and only in battles, he 'arouses the murderous intention and manifests the inner demons'.
"Don't be afraid, it's ugly, but it's delicious!"
Bailang looked at the real form of Seafood Rabbit, narrowed his eyes happily, and smiled like the Huanong Brothers.
This enlightened rabbit understood the look in his master's eyes and understood without any need for words.
It closed the crab claws in front of its arms, and folded its super lobster legs under its body. It sat cross-legged and recited the Buddha's name: "Namo, the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate, the Killing Rabbit King and the Demon-Conquering Bodhisattva."
Then he bent his upper body towards the female benefactors and saluted, apologizing for the shock caused when he 'revealed his true form'. Then he closed his eyes, and the cursed chakra in his body went straight to his heart. With a strong shock, he died from the world and passed away on the spot.
An invisible force that can heal the scars in the human heart spreads, allowing the frightened kitty man to regain his composure.
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Bailang still remembers that in his previous life, when he was still in primary school on Earth, he had watched an animation "Chinese Ichiban". In it, Ren, the Seven-Star Sword, would immediately use a talisman after killing an animal.
Come to salvation, resolve the resentment, unwillingness and hatred in the food body, cleanse the sins, and make the 'meat' continue to upgrade to a level of metaphysics on the basis of being fresh and delicious on the physical level.
But compared with Bailang's current 'Deep Diver Demon Rabbit', he is still a big step behind!
These deep-sea demon rabbits who have taken refuge in the "Great Compassionate and Compassionate Rabbit King Bodhisattva" do not need the "external force" of false compassion to force their salvation.
Within the "Evil Spirit Network", they have already read the Buddhist classics that Bailang snatched from the "Guwu Jianghu World", and were infected by the [Jhana] priesthood of the Rabbit King Bodhisattva. They have become enlightened at the spiritual level and have achieved great enlightenment.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! With just one look from Bailang, it took the initiative to pass away. Its flesh was perfectly purified, without any resentment, and even the 'immortal chakra' that had been cultivated so hard was perfectly dispersed into every one.
In the cells, the meat taste is maximized!
This move corresponds to the Buddhist allusion of "feeding the Buddha with one's body"!
How good! How good!
"Look, look! What is professional? What is "Self-cultivation of High-Quality Ingredients"? Fufu, you have to teach your Four Heavenly Kings well, they have a long way to go."
After seeing the professionalism of Tutu and Tutu, he became dissatisfied with the ingredients of the older generation. How can you keep up with the big army like this? Tutu
Everyone has learned to transcend themselves, but the demon of perdition is still there...
Little Fufu, who also had half a foot in the cooking world, nodded in agreement. It was time to strengthen the Four Heavenly Kings' awareness of self-harvest.
At this time, Bai Lang picked up a bone-chopping knife from the knife rest, handed it to the three sisters, and said with encouraging eyes: "Here, I'll give you the knife to cut it. Our family's future industry depends on you to support it."
Got it!"
Seeing such a terrifying and indescribable biochemical monster, even if the opponent took the initiative to pass away and used their spiritual power to calm their fear. The kittens and people were still frightened, shaking their heads one after another, looking at Bailang with their big eyes pitifully, not daring to go up
forward.
But the restaurant had to rely on them to support and manage the restaurant, so Bailang didn't compromise and still looked at each other.
In the end, the eldest sister Zisu stood up tremblingly. She nervously grasped the bone-chopping knife with her little hands, raised it high with difficulty, and then made a squeaking sound and slashed with all her strength.
Bang!
The knife was bounced away, leaving a faint mark on Rabbit's scales, unable to break through the defense.
Zi Su was aroused to fight, and she slashed hard for several rounds, but could not break through its natural "fish bone veins", which disappointed Bai Lang.
It would be very difficult to expect this group of inexperienced little people to rely on ‘Laleye Seafood Ingredients’ to revitalize their family’s glory!
He wants to change the 'Coffee House' into 'White Jade House'. On the one hand, it has the emotional factor of 'remembering one's life experience and commemorating past lives'. On the other hand, it also wants to find a new career for the kitty people so that they can rely on their own strength.
Make money to support your family without any psychological burden.
Of course he could easily take care of the whole family, but that would destroy their self-esteem. From an equal partnership to a master-servant or superior-subordinate relationship, Bailang liked the feeling of being friends with them and didn't want the nature of the relationship to change.
Therefore, he will only provide the "top quality ingredients" unilaterally and let the kittens cook. If each other contributes, no one will feel indebted, so that it can be sustained for a long time.
But now it seems that it is probably impossible. They are too weak and cannot even defeat the dead rabbits. Not to mention that their own rabbits will continue to become stronger as they grow.
If he contracts out all the 'cooking work' of such a large restaurant, then it doesn't matter if the restaurant is not opened! I, Bai Lang, am here to be the boss and enjoy the power, not to work as a chef or a waiter.
Bailang shook his head helplessly and scratched Sulf's little horn.
Foolishly, he didn't even pick up the kitchen knife. The small arrow behind him danced with lightning, and the strongest spear exploded, leaving behind fragments of afterimages. In the blink of an eye, he relied on his excellent full-level surgical skills to amputate the seafood rabbit into a giant crab claw.
, octopus legs, clam meat, lobster legs, boneless fish meat...and other different parts.
At this time, Bailang also cut off the shells to make a bowl, sprinkled with minced garlic, vermicelli, mixed with sauce and steamed... Other parts were also punctured, grilled with cumin, or stir-fried...
Soon, seafood dishes came out one after another.
And he kneaded a piece of 'Salted Fish King' with his bare hands and cooked an orthodox Kejia dish, 'Raleye Deep Sea Secret Soup'. Although it was very visually impactful and would be mentally polluted after seeing it, it still wafted out.
The aroma is nothing to say.
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After the three sisters saw the scene of Bailang uncovering the cover, they felt dizzy and were about to pass out on the spot.
After all, they are ordinary people who have not received any professional training or strengthening. Their mental strength is only around 4, and they cannot withstand the mental test of this pot of "stewed ingredients". The deep purple soup alone makes them dizzy.
Want to scream and shout.
Bailang didn't want his hard work to go to waste, and he didn't want a warm family dinner to end in vain. So with a snap of his fingers, the 'Healing God System' arrived!
The Thorn Lady emerged from the [Demon Pillar], looked curiously at the sluggish little kittens, waved her little hands covered with black mummy bandages, 'spiritually purified' the four kitten figures, and collectively put a 'thorn head' on them.
Ring (spiritual defense)'.
At the same time, Our Lady of Mercy also injects vitality into them, regulates their bodies, stimulates stomach function, and increases appetite.
[Inspiration King] appeared in person and injected the power of evil spirits into this 'dead ingredient' that betrayed him and threw himself into the arms of [Rabbit King Bodhisattva]. It was an extremely weak, diluted and purified 'deep sea spiritual pollution'
, Bailang prefers to call it 'Call of the Deep Sea'.
Lang didn't know how to cook luminous food, and he didn't know how to use the medicine of the spirit of the halberd, but he understood it by analogy. Through the mental pollution of the 'evil spirit', he planted a few seeds into the food, so that mortals would go crazy after tasting it.
Most of the luxury enjoyment shops opened by various evil spirits in Eden are based on this principle. As long as the 'clergy' matches your taste, you can start the depraved mode of indulgence. For example, don't have too many pink hair salons that use up all the ammunition in your life in one night.
Of course, he would not harm the kittens he raised. He would just intercept the idea of "soul pollution" and indulgence, dilute the intensity to an acceptable level, and then remove the pollution, leaving only the spiritual pleasure and inject it into the ingredients.
, turned into a serious 'Ke Jia Cui - The Call of the Deep Sea'.
Only the ingredients of the 'Inspiration King''s family can be blessed by the rules and powers of the two major priests [Deep Sea, Seafood].
At the dinner table, the three sisters of the Cat People forgot about the horrific scene in the kitchen. They ate like crazy and meowed happily. They felt like their lower bodies had turned into mermaids, swimming in the deep sea and admiring the colorful and magnificent scenes;
It feels like being wrapped and entwined by warm tentacles, recalling the smell of my mother.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Bailang looked at the four kittens, and when they saw that they had taken catnip, they felt so comfortable that they were "meowing". He was suddenly startled.
"That's right! Why should I force them to do a job that they are not good at? Obviously they don't have that power, even if they store enough rabbits in the freezer. After I enter the paradise again, what will they do if they only rely on their own strength?
Maybe take care of the ingredients?”
Lang realized that his deep-sea dinner was extremely successful and delicious. The first success was indeed inseparable from the delicious and touching rabbit meat.
Under the professional template of [Animal Tamer], the rabbits can evolve and degenerate freely. In addition to constant trial and error to piece together the most suitable form for combat, they have also never forgotten their original intention of deeply exploring their own flesh potential and matching them with each other. The most delicious 'gene sequence'.
But in addition to the pursuit of delicious ingredients and excellence, another winning factor of this meal is the ‘evil spirit’!
"Yes, I added a small amount of mental pollution to the food to sublimate the artistic conception. I can even use stronger 'dreams'!"
Cat people are not good at violently handling ingredients, so why can't they use "mental pollution" to win?
The door to the new world was suddenly opened.
To grow and become stronger, the "Healing God System" needs to accumulate strength through preaching and expanding the number of believers. Evil spirits are different from other systems. It is almost impossible for evil spirits to make progress through their own practice and rely on external forces.
Now that he is established in Somogo, he has (occupied) a family business, a family (Fu Fu), and a pet (Kitten Man). He has officially integrated into this world, and he is a family with a house and a cat. It's time to plan for the future.
Come on, start preaching!
Let the trustworthy cat people join the team first and become the first senior members of the believers of the healing god system, and then expand outward. Infect and create "evil coffee" through the "spiritual pollution" of evil spirits, and then spread the faith through coffee shops .
etc!
Bai Lang was stunned. This method of preaching seemed familiar.
Isn't this a common template for the expansion of underground churches in small family workshops? The kind that costs 500 yuan per report! Forget it, don't think about it. Somogo has a lot of good and evil gods, and no one cares about it.
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After the feast, the kittens with very weak mental resistance, under the protection of the "Thorn Lady", plunged into the wonderful deep sea world of mental pollution, and swam endlessly on the bikini beach...
When they came to their senses again, it was already half past nine in the evening.
At this time, the topic returned from opening a 'high-end seafood restaurant' to the agenda of 'continuing to open an evil spirit cafe'. Bailang has the core technology of 'healing the gods', so why not rely on evil spirits to bring goods and buy coffee and brainwash believers at the same time? ?
"So, we continue to sell coffee?" Little Jasmine asked in confusion, "Tutu is so delicious, why do we go back to selling coffee?"
"God's coffee!" Second sister Licorice patted the table and emphasized.
"But, is it blasphemy that the gods only use the most common instant coffee? We should use the best coffee that we cherish more, so that we can bring out the style of the gods." The eldest sister said with a slight worry.
The gods in her mind are very noble and unattainable. They are completely different from the little trash who hangs around Bailang every day and is willing to be a plug-in.
"That's right..." Licorice nodded in agreement.
Everyone fell into a brief silence. As the most educated college student, Sanmei Chai suddenly said: "Brother Bai, can you buy the precious extraordinary coffee saplings from the paradise?"
Bailang was confused: "Huh?"
"We are no longer the cat people at the bottom of society in the past. We need to change our mentality and vision. With Mr. Bai's help, why not be bold and contract a 'coffee plantation' of our own outside the shelter, specializing in the production of unique
Where’s the coffee?”
Chai's words opened up everyone's thinking, and Bai Lang thought it was very good. Suddenly, he had an idea and said loudly: "Kitten Man Nutritional Milk Powder!"
He said excitedly: "Where does the Kitty Man milk powder come from? Can we get the formula? We can open an evil spirit, ahem, spirit milk tea shop."
"It tastes good!" Silly Fufu clapped his hands in agreement.
The other kitten people also nodded in agreement.
Mao Mao Ren children's educational nutritional milk powder, everyone who has tried it said it is good!
Powdered milk to teach! Sucking cats to teach!
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Late at night, the living room was brightly lit. One person, four cats, and a silly woman gathered together. At the same time, four evil spirits also appeared, and a lively recruitment interview was going on.
The "Black Thorn Lady" with a bitchy personality is passionately entangled with the sunny and cheerful second sister Licorice, and plans to develop her into her own high priest and spread her faith in Somogo.
"My priesthood specializes in soul protection, and it can also ban demons. It is very suitable for heavily polluted worlds like Somogo. You can spread the word among your best friends. The magical skills I bestow are very suitable for girls to defend themselves!"
On the other side, the 'Mother of Mercy', who looks very pink but turns out to be black when cut open, also started negotiating with the cold-hearted third sister Chai: "Be my believer and spread my gospel in Somogo."
I can give believers health and longevity. There is no disease in this world that I cannot cure. Moreover, I can give believers a longer life."
Everyone tacitly ignored the side effects of the 'Evil Spirit Power'. The fourth child, Jasmine, looked at the two sisters who were actively selected by the gods with envy. Then Bailang pulled her aside and solemnly recommended the 'Healing God System' to him.
'The ninth person: [God of Poverty-Shirakawa Genius]
"This sister is in charge of the [Speed Driving, DJing] and [Poverty] priesthoods, and is also working hard to develop into the [God of Examinations and Questions]. She is also the exclusive patron saint of Fufu. You will do it in the future
Be her believer."
As he spoke, Bailang put a stack of 'banknote leaflets' condensed by the priest [Fulu - Counterfeit Banknotes] into Moli's hands, and said in a persuasive manner: "After school tomorrow, remember to spread the word in your class, the whole grade, and even the whole school.'
Good news from the god of quizzes. Tell your friends around you that you can get academic blessings by sacrificing your pocket money."
"Come on, come on, take this stack of banknotes and give them to your classmates for free, one for each person. You can fold it into a 'charm', wear it around your neck, or hide it under your pillow. Listen to it in the dream for free for one hour
Tutorial."
Just as Bai Lang was bewitching the primary school students, Licorice with sharp ears suddenly turned his head and asked in surprise: "Wow! God of speeding?"
Although she majored in accounting, she was passionate about motorcycles and taught herself auto repair, inheriting her mother's racing spirit. Unfortunately, the 'Nuclear Explosion Sheep' has now been activated by Fufu and has completed its ownership.
"Come, come, come and pay your respects. Our 'Healing God System' is a big family and allows believers to believe in multiple gods. You will be the chief high priest of 'Thorn' in the future, but you can also get the benefits of 'Poverty'
bless."
‘Blessing of poverty’? Licorice was suddenly startled. Although she was envious of ‘overspeeding’, she was afraid of the ‘priesthood of poverty’.
Moreover, this deity is weird, with a hint of yandere and neurosis in her smile, which is far less approachable than the bitch's Sister Thorns. According to the priesthood she is in charge of, she is a speedster, a DJ, a poverty-stricken person, and a problem solver.
, no matter how you look at it, he is a schizophrenic evil god.
Where is the righteous god like Bitch Sister's "Black Thorn", the laws he masters are highly unified, [Soul Defense, Forbidden Demon Power], it sounds very powerful.
Finally, the eldest sister Zisu, as the head of the family second only to Bailang, was arranged to offer sacrifices to Jidu and was responsible for enshrining Jidu, the main deity of the 'Healing God System' and the goddess of life, in the coffee house.