After the hearse drifting acrobatic performance, the audience feasted their eyes and exclaimed again and again. Those contractors who came to watch the ceremony also had mixed emotions and didn't know what to say?
Seeing that the "Funeral Power" continues to rise, reaching the first daily limit. The audience who are surrounded by the "Funeral Ceremony" unconsciously contribute their excitement, and through the ongoing ceremony, they are gradually transformed into the "Funeral Power" acting on them.
In the soul-suppressing coffin, the body of the five-level filthy earth heroic spirit.
The power of the funeral is like an invisible spider web, binding and entangling it, disintegrating its connection with the Pure Land of Paradise, and isolating the pollution and diffusion effect of evil in this world.
Everything is going according to plan. Bai Lang is directing and dispatching through the "Carp Network" to organize the next big link; at the same time, he takes over the microphone and goes on stage in person to perform the warm-up performance.
Because it only serves as a transitional link, the performance does not need to be too long or too professional. After thinking about it, I decided to sing a song casually.
Before he was forced to travel through Somogo, he was also a regular at the Eat and Die KTV in his hometown on Earth. Not to mention his singing skills, he still had some confidence (not a bad number).
Without any talent, how could he have given birth to a little genius like Fu Fu? (Silly Fu: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ’s biological child?!) Wandering in the Guwu world, he relied on his musical talent to quickly
After practicing "Qi Sha Xian Yin", the ritual music collapsed, and I learned to play the razor blade well.
In front of the big stage of the Memorial Monument, Bai Lang sang "Collecting the Corpse for You", bringing the funeral into a new stage.
"...The first thing is to collect your body?. To collect your body, to burn paper for you, to do the most wasteful things for you?. For you, I learned hearse drifting, to drive dangerously for you?. To collect your body,
Choose a site for you, build the biggest house for you?. I decide the DJ for the mourning hall for you, for you..."
A Mingzhi song that fully expressed his love for his job and funeral industry ended, and more excellent programs were presented one after another.
This time, he is no longer the inexperienced and lame host, but the strongest king with full firepower and his own "virtual profession [Encoffiant]".
This funeral is a "sacrifice ceremony" created by him through the "professional system". He sacrifices to this world and reverses the way of heaven (modifying the underlying rules of heaven and fixing the Black Holy Grail bug) with humanity (recognition of social death).
[Funeral Song and Dance Troupe: Seven Coffin Carriers and Ghost Dance Steps]
[The Four Heavenly Kings of Sinking Classical Electronic Music and Folk Music]
Two eye-catching, exciting, and San-value-consuming new programs are going on one after another. In the open-air kitchen behind the cemetery, the owner of Ichiraku Ramen is commanding a group of gourmet ninjas to use ninjutsu to make ramen for tens of thousands of people.
Each portion is not much, just the amount of a cup of noodles. On the other hand, Silly Fufu also rolled up her sleeves and enthusiastically helped.
With tears in her eyes, she donated all the 'Toadstools' that she had secretly kept and cut them into cubes. She also mixed a large amount of 'Raleye Seafood Offal' (Tutu
People: (?_?)) Throw it into a big pot and cook the 'Evil Seafood Toadstool Soup' that glows with a strange purple light, injecting soul into the ramen.
Soon, Bai Lang rushed to the kitchen area, patted his daughter's little head, hooked her horns with his little finger, and pulled Salf back, who was still addicted to the aroma of toadstools.
As he walked, he said: "The Raleye Death Symphony Orchestra is ready. Next is your special performance. Don't be mentally burdened. The evil spirits are with you. Come on, Poor Fu!"
"Yes!" Xiao Fufu took out the children's suona and nodded solemnly, but kept glancing at the kitchen from the corner of her eye.
…
Fake father: He has no relevant knowledge or aesthetic ability, but he spends a lot of money to enroll his daughter in a music interest class that he does not dare to be interested in. He forces his daughter to sacrifice her childhood to practice piano, and becomes a tool that is insensitive and ignorant of resistance and only used to show off to her parents.
Taking the Level 10 exam is just to get extra points for the college entrance examination. After graduation, I will spend my whole life repairing the psychological shadow of my childhood. I will never touch related musical instruments again. I don’t know what happiness is. I have low self-esteem and autistic fear of society.
The real father: He first cultivated a professional music evil spirit [Big Wailing Sky], and was addicted to mental pollution and could not extricate himself. Then he spent a huge amount of money to create a DJ evil spirit [Little Genius] for his daughter. He never forced his daughter to learn skills, and taught by example, and fully
Exploring his specialty of "magic sound brainwashing", he used a lot of eardrum perforations, bleeding from all seven orifices, mental breakdown and suicide to build self-confidence and a sound personality for his daughter, and experience the fun and charm of music. He never asked for extra points from music.
He personally formed a funeral symphony orchestra to create opportunities for his daughter to perform on stage without forcing success. He cultivated a warm, cheerful, generous and compassionate personality.
Daughters should not be used as a tool to show off themselves. A real father should be brave enough to show off his daughter.
The time came to 10:00, and the next program was the solo performance of Salf suona, accompanied by the Laleye Symphony Orchestra.
During the intermission of the funeral, a rich and fresh fragrance with the breath of the sea swept through the whole place, arousing countless greedy people. Not to mention the civilians who had no resistance to it and were worth a drop of three. Even those second-level contractors,
There were also many people who were ready to move, showing infatuated expressions and sniffing the air hard.
"Huh? This smell is..."
A professional contractor from the Food Paradise sniffed his nose and caught several ingredients contained in this fragrance, and analyzed: "This should be the craftsmanship of Konoha Ichiraku Ramen, but several additional ninja world and ingredients are added to the soup base.
The non-existent raw materials have made the cooking level rise several levels out of thin air. These materials have reached the standard of 'extraordinary ingredients' and have strong 'oceanic properties', which I have never heard of. Just smelling it makes me feel like an ocean.
Creatures, the illusion of swimming and exploring the mysterious deep sea world is wonderful, so wonderful!”
Soon, portions of 'Evil Seafood Hallucinogenic Mushroom Ramen' were brought to the auditorium. People were eating, drinking and watching shows, and the public's enthusiasm reached a new peak.
It is really obvious that the funeral is not too big for the funeral organizer, and Bailang, as the funeral director, is not afraid that the audience will not think it is too big!
…
Silly Fu is the most favored treasure in the family. Not only does she possess the exclusive evil spirit 'Shirakawa Genius', but she also receives the joint blessing of healing all evil spirits in the pantheon, and can use the 'rule power' of any evil spirit at will.
At this moment, she was wearing a black princess costume, took the stage alone, took out the small suona and started to adjust it.
First, connect to the channel [Big Wailing Holding Kingdom Sky] to give yourself the 'spiritual pollution special effect'; then carefully put on the little genius helmet, then open the mask, adding the 'electronic magic sound' effect to the little suona.
It took five minutes to adjust this set, but the audience was not bored. Instead, they were filled with pampering and anticipation due to her cute appearance and the "Evil Seafood Noodles" being distributed.
Shafu also took the opportunity to concoct a 'non-lethal mental pollution audio band' that did not exceed the tolerance threshold of ordinary civilians.
This is not the attack band of infrasound or ultrasound that targets biological autonomic nervous system disorders or organ failure, but the collapse of the San value on a purely spiritual level, paired with the "I'm eating, I'm eating" evil seafood noodles. The inside and outside are consistent.
, which has the effect of nuclear fission.
This unique talent was inherited from her biological father.
"Now please enjoy the symphony of death "The Fantastic Life of Young Kikusashiro", the first section, "The Summer When Kikusashiro Watched the Olympics and Herd Immunity and Fallen Seriously ill"."
As the announcement ended, Salf's group of children started playing a solo with a loud electric whistle and a suona. The cheerful tune described a vibrant summer to the audience...
Under the stage, countless viewers and even the contractors were all shocked, and then fell into a trance, immersed in the beautiful story. Some contractors who had the mentality of watching a joke gradually became more solemn.
This seems to be just a show, but the amount of information contained behind it is a bit terrifying. At least the projections of two gods are involved, and there is also an invisible 'mysterious ritual'. As the funeral proceeds,...
The connection with the planetary will of the world is established and continues to deepen.
There are indeed some ways.
As the "Symphony of Death" begins, the speed of "noodle delivery" in the audience becomes faster and faster, trying to let every audience member eat ramen.
When the first chapter of the solo led by Suona ended, the little arrow twisted and twisted, replacing the stupid and stage-frightened self with a new instrument, her most proficient 'death fart kazoo'. With the blessing of the [DJ] priest
, playing the B-box flavor.
At the same time, more rabbits and the four fallen demon kings also took out their musical instruments and started a super large funeral ensemble. The collision between the musical instruments and the melody created a second story.
Section 2 "The autumn when Kikusashiro returned to his hometown to recuperate and drank the holy water of Nuclear Island to extend his life"
The melody of this stage has got rid of the tone of the first stage, which was still full of hope despite being seriously ill, and has begun to enter the tone of gloomy sadness but still tenacity, trying every means to fight against fate.
The performance lasted for more than 20 minutes, and the heavy second quarter ended, entering the even more desperate and depressing third quarter "Kikusashiro suffered from advanced nuclear island radiation pneumonia and barely survived the winter in the ICU."
It surpasses the death tunes of Black Friday and tortures the audience to the point of death. They are already immersed in the scene. The highly hallucinogenic spiritual pollution tunes change a deadly musical instrument to show off their skills in each chapter, from the suona to the kazoo and so on.
to the screaming chicken...accompanied by a huge symphony of death electronic music orchestra, it creates an effect that is no less than a movie.
In particular, the audience drank the delicious 'Raleye Evil Seafood Toadstool Soup', which resonated internally and externally, and the San value exploded. Just listening to the music, they were deeply attracted, their eyes glowed with emerald green light, and they entered a bizarre and indescribable world.
The world has experienced all kinds of struggles, pains and tortures of Kikusashiro.
It also allowed Salf to enjoy the happiness that only Azathoth can experience. She no longer feared difficulties in playing, and abandoned pressure. She began to indulge and enjoy, and gradually performed beyond her normal capabilities.
In the fourth quarter, she changed into an electronic tadpole and performed a song with her orchestra, "The Spring and the Transformation of the Corpse After the Failure of Chrysanthemum Thorn Wave Radiation Therapy"
"puff!"
A second-level senior contractor with ordinary mental attributes and a low level of mental resistance-related basic columns could no longer bear it. He opened his mouth and spurted blood, and looked at the man on the stage with a face of shock and fear, who was frantically releasing the charming charm of the mystery.
figure.
"Holy shit! Where did the performance go? It's so terrible, I can't bear it anymore, my brain is going to explode. That little girl is so cute and harmless, who would have thought that she could master such a terrifying soul-shattering magic sound?
!”
Next to him, an 'investigator' from the paparazzi paradise, who was holding a noodle cup and whose expression was equally pale but showed some enjoyment, responded: "Who is not, brother? Hold on, it's already the fourth quarter. Listen carefully,
That Ju Cilang finally couldn't hold on any longer and was about to die."
When he said this, half of his mind fell into the super-large "spiritually polluted musical illusion" created by Sulf.
At this moment, Fufu uses "funeral ritual + two evil spirits + nightmare realm" to create a dreamlike world with melody and weave a story.
In pain and joy, he saw the dying Ju Cilang finally die. At the same time, the other half remained awake and barely communicated with the contractors around him. This was also a self-rescue measure.
If he indulges in it wholeheartedly, he may lose himself. Therefore, a certain degree of communication can help him fight against Salf's music.
His purpose is to investigate this 'funeral' to see if the other party has the ability to purify the evil in this world, so he cannot violently destroy and interrupt the performance. The other contractors at the scene are also trapped in this contradictory and desperate state.
Mentality. They have no choice but to endure, listen, and feel the pleasure of honey torture in the midst of pain. They have to laugh and cooperate with the plummeting San value, and they can't even cry.
The contractor who vomited blood looked happy when he heard this, took a sip of the seafood noodle soup, and said gratefully: "Oh! Thank God, Ju Cilang is finally going to die? It's so difficult for him. It lasted from summer to spring. I wanted to cry for him.
He went to die."
The investigator also agreed with trepidation: "Who can say otherwise? He lives such a difficult life, he might as well die and be happy. But it is a pity that if his hometown does not squeeze out the last penny of his family's money, he will not be able to usher in his death. However,
This story can finally come to an end, and both Assassin and us are freed. This is God’s redemption!”
Just when he was extremely happy, the investigator's eyes were quickly filled with 'emerald color', and then he was so excited that he opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood, wailing half-crazy: "No! Why did he transform into a corpse? Why did he turn into a radioactive zombie?
King! This is so desperate, puff puff puff..."
Blood spurted out again, with a dull and helpless look of despair on his face.
Due to their low soul level, civilians have limited ability to appreciate music, and Fufu deliberately adjusted the 'spiritual pollution damage' not to exceed their tolerance threshold.
Therefore, most of the listeners were just tortured to the point of ecstasy, but the source was not harmed.
On the contrary, these brave contractors who were skilled in art could only obey and listen because they could not resist, so they simply went deep into this "symphony of death". Finally, at the end of the fourth quarter, they were thought to have the finale, but it turned out that
The reversal of 'Corpse Transformation' was exciting.
Section 5: "The Radiation Corpse King Kikusashiro was forced to ascend to heaven by a passing funeral knight." After four consecutive chapters that were more depressing, desperate and crazier than the last, this symphony finally ushered in its first battle climax.
Kakashi's eyes were filled with tears when he heard this. Although he was not familiar with Kikusashiro, he had experienced similar suffering, from despair to more despair, until he came to the funeral that could end his nightmare.
When Kikusashiro was forced to ascend to heaven by a passing funeral knight, he finally dared to exhale.
It was as if I saw the sun piercing the thick dark clouds and shining a beam of golden light on Ju Cilang's body. His soul was saved and flew to heaven.
The tunes of the symphony in the sixth section of "Ju Ci Lang's First Seven" finally return to the earth. Bai Lang, the music tailor, specially cut and stitched the music of "Great Compassion Mantra, Yan Leng Sutra, Rebirth Mantra" and other music, and then embedded it into the big music of "Ju Ci Lang" series.
Perfectly balanced.
It wasn't until the finale "Kikusashiro's Tomb Sweeping Festival" that the entire symphony came to a rest. Little Fufu switched between the seven deadly instruments, and the soul of the entire artificial man became one with the orchestra and the audience.
Not only did the audience experience indescribable despair and madness and get treatment in the last two sections, but each one of them was more like PTSD + Stockholm Syndrome. As the abuser, Silly Fufu also received a kind of spiritual sublimation that is indescribable.
It's even more spiritual, even the [Charm] attribute is permanently +1, and it also has titles like [Genius Musician].
It is simply a blessing, a double happiness.
Bailang seriously suspected that she was suffering from the outbreak of the 'curse of poverty', which robbed everyone present of their wealth and passed it on to herself. Although the stupid fufu was cursed, her father was operating in reverse the golden rule.
When Bailang's inherited fortune is greater than the poor fortune diluted and released by Fufu, stupid Fufu will also passively increase the amount. The cost is just to watch and eat.
The funeral has come to an end here.
He could not create a more artistic and classy link than this one, and the entire ceremony had already been completed: the hearse drifting, seven people carrying the coffin, the DJ symphony in the mourning hall, and only the final "graveyard dance" was left to complete the ceremony.
The sealed filthy earth heroic spirit
Ga's bug status in the ninja world gives it a real 'social death judgment'.
The profession of "Encourer" is like this. The more funeral steps there are and the more elaborate the ritual links are, the more confused the audience will be.
Even if you think Bailang is a liar from the beginning, I will see how you pretend to be. But as the funeral progresses, you have to fall into it, and your mentality changes accordingly.
When you see how complicated the deception process is, how careful and professional it is, the vague "authority" really shows its power, giving people an illusion called "convincing", and gradually
It evolves into satisfaction and recognition.
You see that the funeral is so grand and so expensive, making it look like the Spring Festival Gala at Station B. How much is the cost alone? You say this is a liar, won't your conscience hurt?
When people die, don’t they just want peace? Being able to enjoy such a funeral makes death worth it. Especially the seafood noodles, so fresh!
…
As the funeral comes to an end, the audience, who have experienced Sulf's deep brainwashing, have lost control of themselves.
At this time, the soul figure at the bottom of the box, 'Fugui Wan', directly used [Ghost Swan + Dance King Disco + Magic Taunt Transformation] with a combination of punches, forcing full attention, with built-in sound and light special effects, and the four ghosts behind him were also wearing cheongsam.
Dance to the enchanting Pure Land with Hanabori Kisame holding a green onion fairy stick.
The audience was infected and became very excited throughout the whole process, and began to gather in groups to dance on the graves, further suppressing the "dirty heroes".
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Shiranami admired Kisame's butterfly steps while talking to Kakashi, who had been spoiled and smiled in despair.
"What are your thoughts on the final burial mode? After the black mud is purified and removed, some of your father's remains will still be left. What do you plan to do with it?"
Kakashi resisted the strange attraction exuded by Fukimaru, unable to move his eyes away, but relied on his willpower to distract himself: "Do I have a choice?"
"Of course, there are, such as traditional burial or cremation. In addition, we also provide a richer range of options, such as purely natural and organic environmentally friendly burials, tree burials, and space burials. Of course, due to hardware facilities, we will not launch them yet.
The 'space burial' business."
"Too...empty?"
Kakashi was stunned, seeming to understand the meaning of the word. His eyes passed through Fukimaru, looking at the blue sky and the sun behind him in awe. The image of his father's coffin flying into the sky, side by side with the sun, flashed in his mind.
Then he shook his head and interrupted.
"What is tree burial, wood escape? What about natural organic burial?"
Bailang explained: "As we all know, the human body is rich in nutrients. Natural organic burial treats the human body as gold garbage, dehydrates it, and then crushes it to produce organic powder rich in nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, which is then spread into the fields as fertilizer.
, turns into spring mud to protect flowers, and finally reappears in the form of environmentally friendly vegetables and fruits, protecting the health and growth of future generations."
Kakashi was stunned on the spot, the funeral concept in other worlds is so trendy?
"Eat...eat?" Isn't this too cruel?
Bailang shook his head: "No, no, no, your view is too narrow. How is it different from those illiterate people who think that after manure is poured on the ground, the food will be contaminated and inedible? This is prejudice. You don't understand the ecological cycle of the food chain at all.
."
"Sorry, I can't accept it. Is there anything else?"
Lang nodded happily: "Of course, there are two burial methods that I personally admire the most, and they are also the highest-level funeral models I have mastered. Although you can't have your cake and eat it too, I have pioneered the development of the VIP Supreme Luxury Mixed Burial Package.
I hope you will be satisfied and have a perfect ending for your father."
"What's the specific content?" Kakashi looked uneasy, not trusting any of Bailang's punctuation marks.
“Of course it’s the most romantic ‘fireworks burial + diamond burial’!”
Kakashi's heart sank, and he secretly thought that it was true! "Fireworks burial?"
"Yes, use fire to calcine your father's polluted remains into pure inorganic substances, mainly carbon, phosphorus, oxygen, and calcium. Remove the residue and fill it into fireworks. Then light the fuse, spiral up to the sky, and explode a flower at midnight.
The romantic fireworks light up the entire night sky and are everywhere from now on. They live as long as heaven and earth, and are rich in beautiful blessings."
Kakashi, who didn't understand the mystery of his father's explosion and spiral into the sky, was still a little trembling. He was so excited that he couldn't accept it. Are all people in your world so romantic?
He forcibly calmed down his excitement and warned himself, maybe this is the custom of the demons outside the territory?
"Where's the other half of the essence?"
Lang suppressed a smile and introduced in a gentle voice: "As we all know, the carbon element in human ashes can be used to create artificial diamonds! Although your father cannot burn the relics, you can refine the most essential C element into a bright ashes.
Diamonds. Diamonds are forever, passed down forever. They symbolize eternity and can be worn as jewelry.”
“The physical properties, chemical composition, and optical effects of ashes diamonds are comparable to those of natural diamonds. Unlike natural diamonds, the carbon in natural diamonds comes from the movement of the earth’s crust, while the carbon in ashes diamonds comes from close relatives.
A unique treasure in the world. It has been 'officially certified' by me, enjoys the anti-counterfeiting protection of heaven, and has its own unique luck blessing. It is completely different from those glamorous ordinary diamonds."
"The 'VIP Supreme Luxury Mixed Burial' service launched by our company can not only allow your father to ascend in a spiral and live with heaven and earth, but also transform into the strongest diamond in the world and live forever. Is there any funeral with a better meaning than this mixed meaning?
Burial is painful and weak, spiraling up. Deterioration and decay, diamonds are eternal! What are you waiting for? It’s better to act quickly if you are tempted.”
"This..." Kakashi was at a loss for words. He was already numb after the funeral. Moreover, with the unprecedented success of the funeral, Bai Lang's [Encourage Master] condensed a terrifying 'authority', which made him unable to
The choice of control is convincing and obeying.
After all, the protagonists of this funeral are Bai Lang and White Fang, and they only have half a dime of relationship with Kakashi.
As a high-level supporting role, he could not shake Bailang's 'expert authority'. Even the contractors who were watching were all tamed and became one of the sources of power for this ceremony.
The funeral has reached this point, and although it has not yet concluded, Bailang, who wears the title of [Intrusion and Truth], has already felt that his 'funeral ceremony' has established a deep connection with the 'roots of the ninja world'.
In the Moon World, it is through the Holy Grail that the channel to connect to the source can be repaired, and the error loopholes related to the White Fang in the 'Black Holy Grail bug' can be repaired. And through the cooperation of representatives of 1/2 camps and 1/3 contractors in the ninja world
witness.
World-class legend has long been a certainty.
This round is done! All it takes is a luxurious ending to kick off the business.
"Five-five, cough, Kakashi. You must also know our identities, right? I can promise that the ashes diamonds refined by my unique techniques can be made into paradise-certified 'gems' by adding some additional elements.
Don't you want to refine the power that your father is most proud of into diamonds, carry it with you into the paradise, and accompany you to conquer world after world and witness your growth?" Bai Lang continued to bewitch.
Yes, Bailang hand-rolls various funeral objects, adds embers, obtains certification, and brings them back to the paradise.
In addition, the "blind box opening" of the soul-suppressing coffin can always reveal some "ninjutsu training experience" or other things. Refining these into diamonds is the perfect carrier.
[White Teeth Gem] carries the sword power of the Hatake clan. Obtain such a 'Ninja Sword Amplification Gem' and embed it into a certain piece of 'sword equipment'.
The father's soul has not disappeared, but has settled inside the weapon, accompanying his son to grow up, and brave the heavens to face the enemy together. Just thinking about it makes me moved to tears. Father's love is so great. I need to pay more!
How can I be mourning here? I am clearly producing wave after wave of merit. If the Taoist sect is authentic, who else could it be than me?
"I……"
Hearing Bai Lang's eloquent sales pitch, Kakashi had to admit that he was a little moved.
