After the hearse drifting acrobatic performance, the audience feasted their eyes and exclaimed again and again. Those contractors who came to watch the ceremony also had mixed emotions and didn't know what to say?
Seeing that the "Funeral Power" continues to rise, reaching the first daily limit. The audience who are within the scope of the "Funeral Ceremony" unconsciously contribute their excitement, and through the ongoing ceremony, they are gradually transformed into the "Funeral Power" acting on them.
In the soul-suppressing coffin, the body of the five-level filthy earth heroic spirit.
The power of the funeral is like an invisible spider web, binding and entangling it, disintegrating its connection with the Pure Land of Paradise, and isolating the pollution and diffusion effect of evil in this world. It still cannot suppress the heroic spirits of the dirty land, and encounters fierce resistance.
Everything is going according to plan. Bai Lang is directing and dispatching through the "Carp Network" to organize the next big link; at the same time, he takes over the microphone and goes on stage in person to perform the warm-up performance.
Because he only serves as a transitional link between the previous and the following, the performance does not need to be too long, nor does it need to be too professional. After thinking about it, I decided to just sing a song casually to maintain the atmosphere.
Before he was forced to travel through Somogo, he was also a frequent visitor to KTV in his hometown on Earth, where he ate and waited to die. Not to mention his singing skills, but he still had some confidence (no bad numbers).
Without any talent, how could he have given birth to a little genius with magical music like Fufu? (Silly Fu: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ’s biological child?!) Wandering in the Guwu world, he relied on his musical talent to quickly
After practicing "Qi Sha Xian Yin", the ritual music collapsed and the piano was abandoned, and I became a good razor blade player.
In front of the big stage of the Memorial Monument, Bai Lang sang "Collecting the Corpse for You", bringing the funeral into a new stage.
"...The first thing is to collect your body?. To collect your body, to burn paper for you, to do the most wasteful things for you?. For you, I learned hearse drifting, to drive dangerously for you?. To collect your body,
Choose a site for you, build the biggest house for you?. I decide the DJ for the mourning hall for you, for you..."
A Mingzhi song that fully expressed his love for his job and funeral industry ended, and more excellent programs were presented one after another.
This time, he is no longer the inexperienced and lame host, but the strongest king with full firepower and his own "virtual profession [Encoffiant]".
This funeral is a "sacrificial ceremony" created by him through the "professional system". He sacrifices to this world and reverses the way of heaven (modifying the underlying rules of heaven and fixing the Black Holy Grail bug) with humanity (recognition of social death).
[Funeral Song and Dance Troupe: Seven Coffin Carriers and Ghost Dance Steps]
[The Four Heavenly Kings of Sinking Classical Electronic Music and Folk Music]
Two eye-catching, exciting, and San-value-consuming new shows are going on one after another. In the open-air kitchen behind the cemetery, the owner of Ichiraku Ramen is commanding a group of gourmet ninjas to use ninjutsu to make ramen for tens of thousands of people.
Each portion is not much, just the amount of a cup of noodles. On the other hand, Silly Fufu also rolled up her sleeves and enthusiastically helped.
With tears in her eyes, she donated all the 'Toadstools' she had secretly kept and cut them into cubes. She also mixed a large amount of 'Raleye Seafood Offal' (Tutu
People: (?_?)) Throw it into a big pot and cook out the 'Evil Seafood Toadstool Soup' that glows with a strange purple light, injecting soul into the ramen.
Soon, Bai Lang rushed to the kitchen area, patted his daughter's little head, hooked her horns with his little finger, and pulled Salf back, who was still addicted to the aroma of toadstools.
As he walked, he said: "The Raleye Death Symphony Orchestra is ready. Next is your special performance. Don't be mentally burdened. The evil spirits are with you. Come on, Poor Fu!"
"Yes!" Xiao Fufu took out the children's suona and nodded solemnly, but kept glancing at the kitchen from the corner of her eye.
…
Fake father: He has no relevant knowledge reserves or artistic appreciation ability, but he spends a lot of money to enroll his daughter in a music interest class that he dares not be interested in. He forces his daughter to sacrifice her childhood to practice piano, becoming a tool for her parents to show off only to her parents who are insensitive and ignorant of resistance.
For people, taking the tenth level test is just to get extra points for the college entrance examination. After graduation, they spend their whole life repairing the psychological shadow of their childhood. They will never touch related musical instruments again. They don’t know what happiness is. They have low self-esteem, isolation and social fear.
The real father: He first cultivated the professional music evil spirit [Big Wailing Sky], and was addicted to mental pollution and could not extricate himself. Then he spent huge sums of money to build a DJ evil spirit [Little Genius] learning machine for his daughter. He never forced his daughter to learn skills and taught by example.
, fully exploited his "magic sound brainwashing" specialty, and used the fallen demon to perforate a large number of eardrums, bleed from all seven orifices, and commit suicide due to mental breakdown to build self-confidence and a sound personality for his daughter, from which she can experience the fun and charm of music. She never asked for music to be added.
I personally formed a funeral symphony orchestra to create opportunities for my daughter to perform on stage, but did not insist on success. I just wanted to cultivate a warm, cheerful, generous and compassionate personality.
Daughters should not be used as a tool to show off themselves. A true father should be brave enough to show off his daughter.
The time came to 10:00, and the next program was the solo performance of Salf suona, accompanied by the Laleye Symphony Orchestra.
During the break of the funeral, a rich and fresh fragrance with the smell of the sea swept through the whole place, arousing countless greedy people. Not to mention the civilians who had no resistance to it, and were extremely vulnerable to losing the ability to think independently; even those second-class people
There are also many contracted people who are ready to move, showing infatuated expressions and sniffing the air hard.
"Huh? This taste is..."
A professional contractor from the Food Paradise sniffed his nose and caught several ingredients contained in this fragrance, and analyzed: "This should be the craftsmanship of Konoha Ichiraku Ramen, but several additional ninja world ingredients are added to the soup base.
The non-existent raw materials have made the cooking level rise several levels out of thin air. These materials have reached the standard of 'extraordinary ingredients' and have strong 'ocean properties', which I have never heard of. Just smelling the smell makes me feel like an ocean.
Creatures, the illusion of swimming and exploring the mysterious deep sea world is wonderful, so wonderful!”
Soon, portions of 'Evil Seafood Hallucinogenic Mushroom Ramen' were brought to the auditorium. People were eating, drinking and watching shows, and the public's enthusiasm was pushed to a new peak.
Youdao realized that the funeral was not too big for the funeral organizer, and Bailang, as the person who organized the funeral, was not afraid that the audience would not think it was too big!
…
Silly Fu is the most favored treasure of the family. Not only does she possess the exclusive evil spirit 'Shirakawa Genius', but she also receives the joint blessing of healing all evil spirits in the pantheon, and can use the 'rule power' of any evil spirit at will.
At this moment, she was wearing a black princess costume, took the stage alone, took out the small suona and started to adjust it.
First, connect to the channel [Big Wailing Holding Kingdom Sky] to add the 'spiritual pollution special effect' to yourself; then carefully put on the little genius helmet, then open the mask, adding the 'electronic magic sound' effect to the little suona.
It took five minutes to adjust this set, but the audience was not bored. Instead, they were attracted by her cute appearance and the "Evil Seafood Noodles" being distributed, full of pampering and anticipation.
Shafu also took the opportunity to concoct a 'non-lethal mental pollution audio band' that did not exceed the tolerance threshold of ordinary civilians.
This is not the attack band of infrasound or ultrasound that targets biological and autonomic nervous system disorders or organ failure, but the collapse of the San value on a purely spiritual level, paired with the "I'm eating, I'm eating" evil seafood noodles. The inside and outside are consistent.
, which has the effect of nuclear fission.
This unique talent was inherited from her biological father.
"Now please enjoy the symphony of death "The Fantastic Life of Young Kikusashiro", the first section, "The Summer When Kikusashiro Watched the Olympics and Herd Immunity and Fallen Seriously ill"."
As the announcement ended, Salf picked up the children's suona, started a solo with a loud electric whistle, and described a vibrant summer to the audience with cheerful tunes...
Under the stage, countless viewers and even the contractors were all shocked, and then fell into a trance, immersed in the beautiful story. Some contractors who had the mentality of watching a joke gradually became serious.
This seems to be just a show, but the amount of information contained behind it is a bit scary. At least the projections of two gods are involved, and there is also an invisible 'mysterious ritual'. As the funeral progresses,
The connection with the planetary will of the world is established and continues to deepen.
There are indeed some ways.
As the "Symphony of Death" begins, the speed of "noodle delivery" in the audience becomes faster and faster, trying to let every audience member eat ramen.
When the first chapter of the solo led by Suona ended, the little arrow twisted and twisted, replacing the stupid and stage-frightened self with a new instrument, which was her most proficient 'death fart kazoo'. With the blessing of [DJ] priesthood
Next, play the B-box flavor.
At the same time, more rabbits and the four fallen demon kings also took out their musical instruments and started a super large funeral ensemble. The collision between the musical instruments and the melody created a second story.
Section 2 "The autumn when Kikusashiro returned to his hometown to recuperate and drank the holy water of Nuclear Island to extend his life"
The melody of this stage has got rid of the tone of the first stage, which was still full of hope despite being seriously ill, and has begun to shift to a tone of gloomy sadness but still tenacity, trying every means to fight against fate.
The performance lasted for more than 20 minutes, and the heavy second section ended, entering the even more desperate and depressing third section "Kikusashiro suffered from advanced nuclear island radiation pneumonia and barely survived the winter in the ICU."
It goes beyond the death tunes of Black Friday and tortures the audience to the point of death. It is already immersive. It is a highly hallucinogenic spiritual pollution tune. Each chapter changes to a deadly instrument to show off skills, from suona to kazoo.
Then to the screaming chicken...accompanied by a huge symphony of death electronic music orchestra, it creates an effect that is not inferior to that of a movie.
In particular, the audience drank the delicious 'Raleye Evil Seafood Toadstool Soup', which resonated internally and externally, and the San value exploded. Just listening to the music, they were deeply attracted, their eyes glowed with emerald green light, and they entered a bizarre and indescribable world.
The world is experiencing all kinds of struggles, pains, and tortures of Kikusashiro throughout the whole process.
It also allowed Salf to enjoy the happiness that only Azathoth can experience. She no longer feared difficulties in playing, and abandoned pressure. She began to indulge and enjoy, and gradually performed beyond her normal capabilities.
In the fourth quarter, she changed into an electronic tadpole and performed a song with her orchestra, "The Spring and the Transformation of the Corpse After the Failure of Chrysanthemum Thorn Wave Radiation Therapy"
"puff!"
A second-level senior contractor with ordinary mental attributes and a low level of mental resistance-related basic columns could no longer bear it. He opened his mouth and spurted blood, and looked at the man on the stage with a face of shock and fear, who was frantically releasing the charming charm of the mystery.
figure.
"Holy shit! Where did the performance go? It's so terrible, I can't bear it anymore, my brain is going to explode. That little girl is so cute and harmless, who would have thought that she could master such a terrifying soul-shattering magic sound?
!”
Next to him, an 'investigator' from the paparazzi paradise who was holding a noodle cup and whose face was equally pale, but showing some enjoyment, responded: "Who is not, brother? Hold on, it's already the fourth quarter. Listen attentively,
That Ju Cilang finally couldn't hold on any longer and was about to die."
When he said this, half of his spirit was still trapped in the super-large "spiritually polluted musical illusion" created by Sulf.
At this moment, Fufu uses the "Funeral Ceremony, Two Evil Spirits, Nightmare Demon Realm" to create a dreamlike world with melody and weave the story.
In pain and joy, he saw the dying Ju Cilang finally die. At the same time, the other half remained awake and barely communicated with the contractors around him. This was also a self-rescue measure.
If he indulges in it wholeheartedly, he may lose himself. Therefore, a certain degree of communication can help him fight against Salf's music.
His purpose is to investigate this 'funeral' to see if the other party has the ability to purify the evil in this world, so he cannot violently destroy and interrupt the performance. The other contractors at the scene are also trapped in this contradictory and desperate state.
Mentality. They have no choice but to endure, listen, and feel the slight pleasure brought by honey torture in the midst of pain. They have to laugh and cooperate with the plummeting San value, and they can't even cry.
The contractor who was vomiting blood looked happy when he heard this. He took a sip of seafood noodle soup to calm down his shock and said gratefully: "Oh! Thank God, is Kikusashiro finally going to die? It's so difficult for him. It lasted from summer to spring. I was so scared when I heard it.
I want to die for him."
The investigator also agreed with trepidation: "Who can say otherwise? He lived such a difficult life, he might as well die and be happy. But it is a pity that if his hometown does not squeeze out the last penny of his family's money, he will not be able to usher in a true death.
.But this story can finally come to an end, and both Kikusashiro and us are freed. This is God’s redemption!”
Just when he was extremely happy, the investigator's eyes were quickly filled with 'emerald color', and then he was so excited that he opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood, wailing half-crazy: "No! Why did he transform into a corpse? Why did he turn into a radioactive zombie?
King! This is so desperate, puff puff puff..."
Blood spurted out again, with a dull and helpless look of despair on his face.
Due to their low soul level, civilians have limited music appreciation ability, and Fufu deliberately adjusted the 'spiritual pollution damage' not to exceed their tolerance threshold.
Therefore, most of the listeners were just tortured to the point of ecstasy, but the source was not harmed.
On the contrary, these talented and bold contractors, unable to resist, could only obey and listen, so they simply went deep into this 'symphony of death' to explore the mystery of Bailang's 'funeral'. As a result, at the end of the fourth quarter, they were
I thought it would be the finale, but the reversal of the "zombie" turned out to be exciting.
Section 5: "The Radiation Corpse King Kikusashiro was forced to ascend to heaven by a passing funeral knight." After four consecutive chapters that were more depressing, desperate and crazier than the last, this symphony finally ushered in its first battle climax.
Kakashi's eyes were filled with tears when he heard this. Although he was not familiar with Kikusashiro, he had experienced similar suffering, from despair to more despair, until he came to the funeral that could end his nightmare.
When Kikusashiro was forced to ascend to heaven by a passing funeral knight, he finally dared to exhale.
It was as if I saw the sun piercing the thick dark clouds and shining a beam of golden light on Ju Cilang's body. His soul was saved and flew to heaven.
The tunes of the symphony in the sixth section of "Ju Ci Lang's First Seven" have finally returned to the earth. Bai Lang, the music tailor, specially cut and stitched the music of "Great Compassion Mantra, Yan Leng Sutra, Rebirth Mantra" and other music, and then embedded it into the big music of "Ju Ci Lang" series.
Perfectly balanced.
It wasn't until the finale "Kiku Toshiro's Tomb Sweeping Festival" that the entire symphony came to a rest. Little Fufu switched seven deadly instruments continuously, and the soul of the entire artificial man became one with the orchestra and the audience.
Not only did the audience experience indescribable despair and madness and were treated in the last two verses, but every one of them was similar to PTSD or Stockholm Syndrome. As the abuser, Silly Fufu also received a kind of spiritual sublimation that is indescribable.
It is more spiritual, even the [Charm] attribute is permanently set to 1, and it also has titles like [Genius Musician].
It is simply a blessing, a double happiness.
Bailang seriously suspected that she was suffering from the outbreak of the 'poverty curse', which robbed everyone present of their wealth and passed it on to herself. Although the stupid fufu was cursed, her father followed the golden rule of reverse operation.
When Bailang's inherited fortune is greater than the poor fortune diluted and released by Fufu, stupid Fufu will also passively increase his fortune. The cost is just to watch and eat.
The funeral has come to an end here.
He could not create a more artistic and classy link than this one, and the entire ceremony had already gone through: the hearse drifting, seven people carrying the coffin, the DJ symphony in the mourning hall, and only the final "grave head dance" was left to complete the ceremony.
The sealed Heroic Spirit x5 from the dirty earth struggled crazily at the beginning, and now it is silent. Sulf's performance just now earned him the terrifying "Funeral Power", and he almost completely wiped out White Fang by himself.
The bug status in the ninja world gives it a real 'social death judgment'.
The profession of "Encourer" is like this. The more funeral steps there are and the more elaborate the ritual links are, the more confused the audience will be.
Even at the beginning, everyone had the mentality that Bailang is a liar and I will see how you perform. But as the funeral progressed and they had to fall into it, their mentality changed accordingly.
When you see how complicated the deception process is, how careful and professional it is, the vague "authority" really shows its power, giving people an illusion called "convincing", and gradually
It evolves into satisfaction and recognition.
You see, this funeral is so grand and so expensive, it looks like the Spring Festival Gala at Station B. How much is the cost alone? If you say this is a liar, won’t your conscience hurt?
When people die, don’t they just want to have peace? Being able to enjoy such a luxurious funeral is a worthwhile death. Especially the seafood noodles, so fresh!
…
As the funeral comes to an end, the audience, who have experienced Sulf's deep brainwashing, have lost control of themselves.
At this time, the soul figure 'Fuguimaru' who was at the bottom of the box directly used [Ghost Swan Dancer Disco Magic Taunt Transformation] with a combination of punches, which forced everyone to pay attention. It also had its own sound and light effects, and the four ghosts behind him were also wearing
Dressed in cheongsam, dance to the enchanting Pure Land with Hanabori Kisame holding a green onion fairy stick.
The audience was infected and became excited like zombies, and began to gather in groups to dance at graves, further suppressing the "dirty heroes".
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Shiranami admired Kisame's butterfly steps while talking to Kakashi, who had been spoiled and smiled in despair.
"What are your thoughts on the final burial mode? After the black mud is purified and removed, some of your father's remains will still be left. What do you plan to do with it?"
Kakashi resisted the strange attraction exuded by Fukimaru, unable to move his eyes away, but relied on his willpower to distract himself: "Do I have a choice?"
"Of course there are, such as traditional burial or cremation. In addition, we also provide a richer range of other options, such as pure natural organic environmentally friendly burials, tree burials, and space burials. Of course, due to hardware facilities, we will not
Launch of 'space burial' business."
"Too...empty?"
Kakashi was stunned, seeming to understand the meaning of the word. His eyes passed through Fukimaru, looking at the blue sky and the sun behind him in awe. The image of his father's coffin flying into the sky, side by side with the sun, flashed in his mind.
Then he shook his head and interrupted.
"What is tree burial, wood escape? What about natural organic burial?"
Bailang explained: "As we all know, the human body is rich in nutrients. Natural organic burial treats the human body as gold garbage, dehydrates it, and then crushes it to produce organic powder rich in nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, which is then spread into the fields as fertilizer.
, turns into spring mud to protect flowers, and finally reappears in the form of environmentally friendly vegetables and fruits, protecting the health and growth of future generations."
Kakashi was stunned on the spot, the funeral concept in other worlds is so new and advanced?
"Eat...eat?" Isn't this too cruel?
Bailang shook his head: "No, no, no, your view is too narrow. How is it different from those illiterate people who think that after manure is poured on the ground, the food will be contaminated and inedible? This is prejudice. You don't understand the ecological cycle of the food chain at all.
.”
"Sorry, I can't accept it. Is there anything else?"
Lang nodded happily: "Of course, I personally admire the two burial methods the most, and they are also the highest level funeral finishing skills I have mastered. Although you can't have your cake and eat it too, I have pioneered the development of the VIP Supreme Deluxe Mixed Funeral Package.
, I hope you will be satisfied and have a perfect ending for your father."
"What's the specific content?" Kakashi looked worried, not trusting any of Bailang's punctuation marks.
“Of course it’s the most romantic ‘Fireworks Burial and Diamond Burial (Remarks)’!”
Kakashi's heart sank, and he secretly thought that it was true! "Fireworks burial?"
"Yes, use fire to calcine your father's polluted remains into pure inorganic matter, mainly carbon, phosphorus, oxygen, and calcium. Use the residue to fill the fireworks. Then light the fuse, spiral up to the sky, and explode a flower at midnight.
The romantic fireworks light up the entire night sky and are everywhere from now on. They live as long as heaven and earth, and are rich in beautiful blessings."
Kakashi, who didn't understand the secret of his father's explosion and spiral into the sky, was still trembling a little. He was so excited that he couldn't accept it. Are all people in your world such wasteful people?
He forcibly calmed down his excitement and warned himself, maybe this is the custom of the demons outside the territory?
"Where's the other half of the essence?"
Lang kept smiling and introduced in a gentle voice: "As we all know, the carbon element in human ashes can be used to create artificial diamonds! Although your father cannot burn the relics, you can refine the most essential C element into a bright ashes
Diamonds. Diamonds are forever, passed down forever. They symbolize eternity and can be worn as jewelry to commemorate loved ones."
“The physical properties, chemical composition, and optical effects of ashes diamonds are comparable to those of natural diamonds. Unlike natural diamonds, the carbon in natural diamonds comes from the movement of the earth’s crust, while the carbon in ashes diamonds comes from close relatives.
A unique treasure in the world. It has been 'officially certified' by me, enjoys the anti-counterfeiting protection of heaven, and has its own unique luck blessing. It is completely different from those glamorous ordinary diamonds."
"The 'VIP Supreme Luxury Mixed Burial' service launched by our company can not only allow your father to ascend in a spiral and live with heaven and earth, but also transform into the strongest diamond in the world and live forever. Is there any funeral with a better meaning than this mixed meaning?
Burial is painful and weak, spiraling up. Deterioration and decay, diamonds are eternal! What are you waiting for? It’s better to act quickly if you are tempted.”
"This..." Kakashi was at a loss for words. He was already numb after the funeral. Moreover, with the unprecedented success of the funeral, Bailang's [Encourage Master] condensed a terrifying 'authority', which made him unable to
The choice of control is convincing and obeying.
After all, the protagonists of this funeral were Bai Lang and White Fang, and they only had half a dime of relationship with Kakashi.
As a high-level supporting role, he could not shake Bailang's 'expert authority'. Even the contractors who were watching were all tamed and became one of the sources of power for this ceremony.
The funeral has reached this stage, and although it has not yet concluded, Bailang, wearing the title of [Intrusion and Truth], has already felt that his 'funeral ceremony' has established a deep connection with the 'roots of the ninja world'.
In the Moon World, it is through the Holy Grail that the channel to connect to the source can be repaired, and the error loopholes related to the White Fang in the 'Black Holy Grail bug' can be repaired. And through the cooperation of representatives of 1/2 camps and 1/3 contractors in the ninja world
witness.
World-class legend has long been a certainty.
This round is done! All it takes is a luxurious ending to kick off the business.
"Wuwu, cough, Kaka. You must also know our identities, right? Here I can promise that the ashes diamonds refined by my unique method can add some extra elements to create a 'gem' certified by the paradise. You
Don't you want to refine the power that your father is most proud of into a diamond, carry it with you into the paradise, accompany you to conquer world after world, and witness your growth?" Bai Lang continued to bewitch.
Yes, Bailang hand-rolls various funeral objects, adds embers, obtains certification, and brings them back to the paradise.
In addition, the "blind box opening" of the soul-suppressing coffin can always reveal some "ninjutsu training experience" or other things. If these are refined into diamonds, the latter is the perfect carrier.
[White Fang Gem] carries the sword power of the Hatake clan. Obtain such a 'Ninja Sword Amplification Gem' and embed it into a certain piece of 'sword equipment'.
The father's soul has not disappeared, but has settled inside the weapon, accompanying his son to grow up, and brave the heavens to face the enemy together. Just thinking about it makes me moved to tears. Father's love is so great. I need to pay more!
Where am I attending a funeral? I am clearly producing wave after wave of merit. If the Taoist sect is authentic, who else could it be than me?
"I……"
Hearing Bailang's eloquent sales pitch, Kakashi had to admit that he was a little moved.
