Chapter 887 The Underground Tutoring Association of the Little Cat Man and the Devil
After bidding farewell to Feng Ying, Bai Lang picked up Sulf and returned to Somogo.
I took a ride all the way back to the Little Cat Man Cafe, which was completely different from the previous depressed scene. After the magic wave, the whole street was revitalized, and the hall inside the house was filled with naughty children of the same age as the youngest Molly, chattering very noisily.
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Well, there was indeed a 'naughty kid' with bear ears and fluffy brown curly hair. He rushed past from under his eyelids and ran towards the position of his eldest sister Zisu, like a little wild boar running like a pig and a wolf.
Today's coffee shop has changed its style. Nearly 2/3 of the area has been replaced by large square tables, and the upper part has been replaced by bright fluorescent lamps. The square tabletop is full of scratching little question makers, eating snacks and doing serious work.
Do questions or share ideas.
On the other side that is clearly separated from the 'study area', there is still the original sitting coffee table, arranged next to the window, occupying 1/3 of the area, for parents to chat, supervise their children, or look out the window to relax.
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On the naughty child's table, there are cups of fragrant 'Kitten Man Puzzle Milk Powder' brewed and filled with food; while on the parents' table, there are coffee and books for reading, such as "Zen and
"The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance", "We can become Buddhas without much trouble and fatigue"...
At this time, the second sister Licorice and the third sister Chai were running around very busy, responsible for serving fruit platters to the young puzzle makers to supplement brain nutrition.
The eldest sister Zisu on the other side stood on tiptoes with a smile, stretched out her hand and patted her, ran to her, and asked her for the big naughty head of the 'pocky'. Then she took out three pieces from the snack box, handed them to him, and then pointed in the direction.
What are you admonishing?
Immediately, this naughty child started up again, roaring past the white waves like a small tank, and rushed towards the front of the hall, where the bar was originally.
The original bar was demolished and is now an exquisite altar with four shrines, one large and three small.
The largest one is placed at the very back and in the center. There is no physical statue of the god in the shrine, and there is no spiritual tablet. Instead, a beautiful 'conch' is placed as an object of sacrifice.
The other three small shrines are guarded in front of the big shrine in a left, middle and right structure.
The small shrine in the middle is the one at the front, raised high by a stack of exercise tutorials. The space in front is filled with various snacks, drinks, and toys offered by primary school students.
Inside the shrine, there is an incense burner. There is no lit incense inside. Instead, it is filled with chocolate-flavored pocky for some kind of sacrifice?
At this time, the naughty kid came to the incense burner, twisted three pockies with a respectful and solemn expression, and kept bowing to the four shrines. After three consecutive 90° salutes, he muttered words and whispered, and then put the chocolate in his hand
He inserted the rod into the stove and rushed back to his seat happily.
Then, a mysterious and mysterious "refreshing feeling" came to the brain, washing away the muddled thoughts in the mind. The "knowledge fragments" deposited in the depths of the memory surfaced among a large number of distracting thoughts, and sparks of wisdom were created by the friction of lightning and stone, and they were connected in series.
The naughty kid who was inspired by the "power of a scumbag" would feel stressed every time he saw a question, grasping the wonderful "problem-solving ideas", and then he picked up the "puzzle milk" and drank it all in one gulp.
, recharge and renew for this 'mysterious' state, then grab a pencil and start writing furiously.
Bai Lang looked at the altar again. In the small shrines on the left and right sides of the 'incense burner', there were placed a circle of headbands made of thorn vines; and a small scale used for physical experiments.
He could tell at a glance that these four shrines without 'god statues' corresponded to his own four evil spirits: Jidu, Baichuan Genius, Thorn Lady, and Our Lady of Mercy.
More importantly, the 'offerings' in these four shrines do contain 'divine power fluctuations' (the power of evil spirits).
In Eastern terminology, it is a sacred object that has been personally consecrated and blessed by the gods. It does release a certain kind of 'radiation' steadily and persistently, transforming the environment of the coffee shop and bringing about various incredible effects.
As the boss behind the [Healing God System], Bai Lang captured the effects of the four shrines immediately.
Before his execution, the four siblings of Mao Mao Ren were developed into chief believer priests by the evil spirits, and they left corresponding back-ups. Since the Mao Mao Ren family's coffee raw materials were cut off, and the production of "Yizhi Milk Powder" was stopped early, Bailang has been
No stable source of 'dairy goat milk' has been found.
As a result, the business of the "coffee shop" went from bad to worse, and the plan to transform into a "seafood shop and milk tea shop" was gradually shelved.
However, there is no end to the cat's path. On the eve of his mission to the paradise, [Shirakawa Genius] sold the 'Dream Exercise Class' to his classmates through Morley and it was well received. After that, Bailang didn't pay much attention to it.
After all, the little cat man's family was bankrupt, and he could afford to raise it, and it was very cheap. Because of this, Bailang had no expectations for the three sisters, and allowed them to mess around while he could still afford it.
Then when I came back this time, I found a surprise.
The "Jidu, Thorns, and Holy Mother" that the three sisters believe in does not have much market in this city. After all, Somogo has many good and evil gods, large and small.
However, the 'Study Class Evil Spirit' played by 'Shirakawa' is an exception. The education industry is really making money, and even parents from other worlds are superstitious about various cram schools.
And when a "Demon Underground Tutoring Association" appeared that integrated "tutoring, health care, education, faith, gods...", it hit the G-spot of these parents.
What?
Why don't you find a regular one?
This is just like how superstitious patients are more willing to believe in Mongolian medicine's little prescriptions and Tibetan medicine's little pills than receiving treatment in regular hospitals.
Look, the devil's underground tutoring association does not follow the ordinary path. It is protected by multiple gods, supplementing brain nutrition, correcting mental malformations, strengthening the body and promoting development, and obtaining enlightenment and wisdom from the gods... It is as anti-intellectual as it is.
Touch people's hearts!
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Rather than letting children combine work and rest, they should exercise more, sleep more and relax. Successful parents are more willing to sign up for another quantum wave reading class and go to the temple on the day of the final exam.
I am missing a column of sky-high price incense. I hope Wen Quxing will bless my kid’s dice rubber, and he will hit the mark every time he is in trouble. If there is divine help.
Although the publicity is as exaggerated as a fake advertisement, the "Cat Man Puzzle Tutorial School" is really not an exaggeration.
[Shirakawa Genius], who had the priesthood of [Study Hardly] in her previous life (pocky), was created by Bailang. Although she degenerated into an evil girl with [dangerous driving, electronic music DJing, and very poverty], her offering was [little girl].
Genius learning machine (helmet)], still has a powerful 'learning function'. (Silly fufu bursts into tears)
She imprinted her "evil spirit power" in this coffee shop, and after merging with the remaining "dream pseudo-demon realm" of her eldest sister [Jidu], it turned into a benign buff that slowly declined.
Not only [Shirakawa] left behind her own evil spirit power, Thorn Lady and Holy Mother also left behind their own 'tokens' and 'spiritual power', and entrusted licorice and firewood to manage them.
When Bai Lang left, he noticed that his child's grades suddenly skyrocketed, and he suddenly became depressed and autistic, and experienced nightmares every night.
The ecstatic parents finally followed the clue and found a coffee shop. They came to express their gratitude with a look of 'Thanks to the miracle doctor, my naughty child has been cured of his hidden disease', and with an attitude that they wished they could put their children into Professor Sheep's Electric Shock Theme Park.
, I sincerely ask your baby to take tutoring classes in the coffee shop.
Finally, after some discussion, the three sisters dismantled the bar, built an altar, and began to openly preach to parents and promote the teachings of the 'Healing God System'. (Variant tutorial to cure your children's mental retardation)
In addition to the power left by 'Shirakawa Genius', which gave the children the 'power of a scumbag'.
The 'tokens' left by the Thorn Lady and the blessings of evil spirits provide weak 'soul defense', making their souls and spirits more resilient. They used to be nauseous and retching and slow in thinking after doing 50 questions in one breath, but now they can persist for 80
It was only when he got into trouble that he had a nervous breakdown.
As a medical evil spirit, Our Lady of Mercy cannot bring about intuitive strengthening. However, the 'twisted healing' she left behind abides by equal exchange. The children gradually wither their essence, blood and yang energy at the expense of equal exchange to ensure sufficient blood supply to the brain.
, hormone secretion is accelerated, brain nerves are active, and 'brain overclocking' is achieved on biological hardware to tap potential.
Finally, as the master of the divine system, Jidu holds important priestly functions such as [life, blood, digitalization, evil energy, and dreams]. The 'divine power effect' she left behind is responsible for replenishing the babies' vitality and repairing hidden injuries. It will not be a cram school.
Within a week, the oil ran out and the lamp dried up and he died suddenly.
On the contrary, these naughty children who have been in the 'Little Kitty Man's Educational Tutoring School' for half a month are not only smarter and have higher grades, but they are also in good health, energetic, lively and aggressive. They are all 'burning'
Legion's good seed.
A chubby girl who was originally weak, after half a month of special training, she was able to pick up her desk and fight with the physical education representative for half a class, and trampled on the opponent's dignity in the math test. She was truly capable of both civil and military skills.
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It's so magical that parents are even more convinced.
As a result, the endless "power of faith" was absorbed by the four shrines, and then converted into "divine power effects" to bless the cafe again, forming a virtuous cycle, attracting more parents to come and worship.
After Bailang pushed the door open and entered, he found that a 'barrier' had been formed inside the coffee house, forming a self-contained whole, like a paradise in the cave. An invisible thread stretched out from the heads of those naughty children, connected to the altar, and was protected by four kinds of 'evil gods'.
'Common blessings.
The 'money box' in front of the altar was also filled with banknotes by enthusiastic parents.
The Cat Man Cafe has closed down, but the Cat Man Demonic Underground Tutoring Association is prospering and making money every day.
The three sisters not only enjoyed the fun of life, but also found spiritual sustenance and the meaning of cat life, and felt fulfilled by fighting for the gods they believed in.
At the same time, the four evil spirits have also developed a stable source of belief. Although the number is small and cannot compare with the output of [Raleye-Sea Hare], it can be considered as comfort, at least taking a step forward in 'Somogo'
the first step.
Seeing that the three sisters were rich in spirit and living a fulfilling life, Bai Lang was relieved and felt a sense of relief and pride. Did you see the spirit of the kitten's mother in heaven? I made them laugh happier and live easier.
