Wu Qiudao couldn't believe it. The third uncle, who had been single for three thousand years, found a woman???
Damn it! We made an appointment to masturbate together, but you secretly left the group. I...oh, I seem to have found many women in my previous life, and I also have an embroiderer in this life. Senior Sister He Qiong is the bottom, then forget it, I am not jealous of you.
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"It's okay if it's not!" Ji Chen's eyes softened again, "Come, let me introduce you. This is your master aunt, Tianzhong Motuluo, who is now a hairpin-haired beauty in Maowei City.
Luo Er, this is my nephew Huanyangzi Wu Qiudao, the dragon warrior you read every day."
Wu Qiudao stared at the third uncle, and he didn't expect that he had quietly completed the third stage of "harmony" in "The Dragon Sting Technique"! He was a gangster from the mortal world, came to Guangkanda, and tore apart
Passport, I really got a little fairy to be my wife! Isn’t it so inspiring?
A beautiful girl in colorful clothes walked over from the side, with red lips and white teeth, icy muscles and jade bones, and an extremely beautiful appearance. At first, Wu Qiudao only thought that she was the hostess he suggested to his third uncle, but unexpectedly she turned out to be the hostess.
Teacher aunt.
Motuluo gave a slight salute: "Hello, nephew, I didn't expect the famous Dragon Warrior to have such a good appearance. If you are not ashamed of others, why do you wear that dragon head hood all day long to bluff others?"
Wu Qiudao smiled: "I just don't want anyone to recognize me in the mortal world. Don't say that to me, Auntie. In fact, you are also a great beauty. My nephew, Huang Zengtian, has never seen anyone more beautiful than you."
Where’s the fairy!”
Ji Chen suddenly grabbed Wu Qiudao and took a few steps to the side, threatening in a low voice: "Don't let go of my woman!"
Wu Qiudao said helplessly: "Don't use the words I taught you indiscriminately. I'm just being polite. Where is the discharge?"
Ji Chen glanced at Moituluo who was looking over worriedly, showed a bright smile, then turned to Wu Qiudao and said: "I don't care, you are good-looking, even a few polite words look like flirting to me."
Sister! I'm warning you, Motuluo is pregnant, don't act recklessly!"
Wu Qiudao vomited blood when he heard this: "Uncle Third Master, please don't slander others! I am a pure love god of war, and I have always hated the tauren's thieves' behavior! But you are really fast! It has only been a few months.
Pregnant!"
Ji Chen smiled proudly and said: "That's right! It's only since your aunt became pregnant that I figured out how to proceed with the last two realms of the "Dragon Stinging Technique"! We mortals, if we let the immortals in the fairyland conceive the seeds, or
When gods in fairyland make mortal women pregnant, this is 'getting medicine'!"
"During pregnancy, I have to constantly communicate with the breath of the fetus. When the medicinal fetus is about to be born, I will take away the medicinal fetus and entrust it to the heavenly realm. This is the final step of the "Stinging Dragon Method" of 'rebirth'
The state has been achieved! From now on, I will be transformed into a heavenly being and be free and at ease!"
Wu Qiudao frowned and asked: "Does Master Aunt know that this rebirth technique is so evil? This is the first child she will give birth to in ten months of pregnancy, and it turns out to be your medicine fetus for rebirth in heaven.
Can she accept it?"
Ji Chen hurriedly said: "Shh! Don't be so loud! She doesn't know it yet, but she loves me very much and will definitely agree!"
Wu Qiudao didn't know what to say. He sighed and turned the topic to what he wanted to tell Third Master Uncle from the beginning: "Third Master Uncle, Patriarch Donghua may do something bad to you next, so you have to be careful!"
Ji Chen was also stunned for a moment, and then replied with an ugly expression: "Master Nephew, I know that when you became a disciple, you have always criticized Kunlun's actions, but there is no need to arrange your ancestor in this way, right? Master has always treated me
excellent!"
Wu Qiudao didn't know whether he should tell Ji Chen about the Eight Immortals' disaster. He relied on the few words he got from the Cat's Dream that day and combined with the legend of the Eight Immortals in later generations to piece together the general content.
If Third Master Uncle wanted to get to the bottom of it, he wouldn't know how he could explain it.
Ji Chen said: "In order to create the "Stinging Dragon Technique", I repeatedly dissolved all my skills. After living for three thousand years, I am still in the realm of Taoism. Outsiders call me 'Sleeping Fairy' for those who give face, and call me a waste for those who don't give face. But Master
But he didn’t even say a harsh word to me!”
Wu Qiudao had no choice but to hint: "Uncle Third Master, if the Patriarch practiced the "Dragon Stinging Technique" like you, he would have produced many fetuses, and you would be one of them, but the Patriarch loves you for your agility and submersion.
It is one of the medicinal fetuses, and I want to give birth to a child and raise it as a child."
"But one day, my disobedient pet killed the spare tire of the cauldron that was originally used to seize the body. The ancestor had to transfer you from the beloved spiritual fetus to the medicinal fetus. If you are unlucky, you may have to
I'll kill you and take your body. Are you willing?"
Ji Chen looked at Wu Qiu and said, "I don't know what riddle you are playing, so I can't give you an answer."
Wu Qiudao said: "Let me tell you the truth. Patriarch Donghua is preparing a death squad. You were not on the list originally, but I ruined one of his plans. Now you are included in the list, and you may be killed by Patriarch at any time."
Throw it out and die! Do you understand now?"
Ji Chen was stunned for a moment: "Why me?"
Wu Qiudao was furious: "How do I know why it is you? I also want to ask why this damn world of immortals is so messed up. The gods are not like gods, and the immortals are not like immortals. They are just a bunch of bastards!"
"Like Zhong Liquan, Zhang Guo, Lu Yan, I am still sure that they will not die, but it turns out that you are not on the list at all! How can this kind of thing not kill people? I am afraid, I am afraid that others will die if they don't die.
You unlucky guy who’s not on the list!”
Ji Chen grabbed Wu Qiudao's hand: "Nephew, don't worry! Are you saying that all my Kunlun children are on the list now?"
Wu Qiudao nodded in agreement, and now counting on it, only Wu Qiudao jumped out of his position.
Ji Chen patted Wu Qiudao's shoulder: "Since something happened to our master, how could I stay out of it? Besides, when I was about to die, I secretly escaped into my dream and got into the medicine fetus to be reborn in the heaven. Otherwise, I would not be able to die.
?”
When Wu Qiudao heard Ji Chen's retreat, the self-blame in his heart was finally relieved. Yes, the speed in the dream was faster than in reality. As long as he didn't die on the spot, the third uncle would not die so easily!
He thought about it and found a blind spot, so he said to Ji Chen: "But the pregnancy of heavenly beings is also ten months. What if the medicine fetus is already born when the disaster comes?"
Ji Chen whispered: "Then I can only put the mother and child into a dream before your aunt gives birth, and create special world rules so that she will not have pregnancy reactions for the time being. It's better now, it's a matter of my life and death."
During the great calamity, Luo Er will definitely agree to let me make a medicinal fetus!"
"When the great calamity you mentioned comes, release her to give birth so that I can be reincarnated."