When Magu saw the two of them, her expression quickly became very fierce: "It's you two!"
Wu Qiudao glanced at Magu and was a little curious about the name "Wang Erma", but he did not get angry and directly asked the two strange monks: "What are you called two masters? What are you doing in Puzhou City under the rule of my Junping Army?"
What do you want?"
The strange monk on the left was wearing a patched jacket and had a strange appearance. He laughed loudly when he heard this: "The flowers in the morning are falling, and people are moving away every year. The place where dust rises today was once a big swamp. I have no farmhouse and no mother."
There is also no master. He has no name or surname, so he is called Shide."
Wu Qiudao nodded: "It turns out to be Master Shide, what about this one?"
The strange monk on the right wears a birch bark hat, tattered clothes and wooden clogs, is short in stature and has an ugly face. He also sings a verse: "I am a forester in the mountains, and I call myself a hermit. Macaques cover their hats, and scholars avoid wind and dust. Taoist priests do not take medicine.
, the ascetics forget to observe the precepts. The people in Guoqing Temple are all Hanshan idiots."
Wu Qiudao smiled and nodded: "It turned out to be Master Hanshan from Guoqing Temple in Tiantai Mountain."
Todd was hiding in the grass and was startled by the two Middle-earth monks who suddenly appeared. He was wondering who they were, but he heard the Pheasant Taoist not far away couldn't help showing off: "Here they are.
They are actually two immortals in harmony!"
Kuan Haotian, a member of the gang, was afraid of the invisible master who warned them and ignored Taoist Pheasant. However, Taoist Pheasant didn't care and continued talking on his own.
But it turns out that these two immortals, although they have the word "immortal" in their nickname, are actually monks.
Shide was a poor man who was abandoned by his parents in the wilderness when he was just born. Monk Fenggan, an eminent monk from Guoqing Temple in Tiantai Mountain, passed by for alms and took him to the temple to raise him, hence the strange name "Shide".
And Na Hanshan was a poetic monk. During the Zhenguan period, he lived in seclusion in Hanyan, Tiantai Mountain. Because of his name, Hanshan wrote beautiful poems, but his temper was very eccentric. He often went to various temples to "look into the sky and curse". The monk
Everyone said he was crazy, and only Shi Wan in the temple was close to him.
They got along day and night and were very close. They often recited poems together and wrote poems to each other. People at that time envied the close friendship between the two through poetry and called them "the two immortals of harmony".
Later, the two left Guoqing Temple and gradually lost their whereabouts, but occasionally there were rumors of their presence among the people. Counting from the Zhenguan period, it has been more than two hundred years.
"I have seen many knowledgeable people, and they work hard all day long. Qilu is a minion and deceives everyone." Hanshan's ugly face smiled and read a limerick, and then asked Wu Qiudao, "Fellow Taoist Huanyangzi, if you press Fairy Qiong
Fellow Taoist said, Heaven governs all things in the world, can you and I still stand here?"
Wu Qiudao was stunned.
The found monk shook his head, pulled Hanshan to jump around, and circled around Wu Qiudao and Magu: "The so-called heavenly way in Magu's mouth must not want to see my Buddhism spread to the east, but why are the believers and monks in the world becoming more and more popular?"
increase?"
Wu Qiudao chased the two bouncing monks around with his head for a few times. When he found it annoying, he stopped chasing them and asked directly: "Just say what you want to say. You two masters, don't be pretentious."
Hanshan laughed strangely, pulled Shide to a stop, and pointed to the southwest: "When the World-Honored Buddha Tathagata was born, he pointed one finger to the sky and the other to the earth, walked seven steps around, looked around and said: I am the only one in the sky and the world!"
"There are endless heretics and demons, and there are more than three thousand heresies, but the immortals and gods can be wiped out overnight!" Shi De touched his long disheveled hair, took out a hand oil, then grabbed a louse from the messy hair and swallowed it casually.
, "But the rise of Buddhism is unstoppable, so why?"
Hanshan smiled and said: "The Medicine Buddha in the east, the Tathagata Buddha in the center, and the Amitabha Buddha in the west are the Buddhas of the three directions. The past Buddha, the lamp-burning Buddha, the present Sakyamuni Buddha, and the future Maitreya Buddha are the three Buddhas. With the protection of thousands of Buddhas, there will be great blessings.
This is another serious problem that immortals and gods cannot eliminate."
The two monks looked at each other and said in unison: "From this point of view, it is true to say that the way of heaven is the way agreed by the gods and immortals, but it is completely wrong to say that the way of heaven cannot be violated!"
Shide suddenly vomited and spat out the lice he had just swallowed. The lice turned around in Shide's stomach and actually grew in size. He felt much more energetic and jumped into the depths of the forest.
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Han Shan didn't seem to see it, he casually stepped on the big louse and said with a smile: "The gods and Buddhas in the sky have different responsibilities, and there are countless grievances and entanglements. The remnants of the sun have turned against the earth immortals, and the ancient dragons and the gods of the summer also hate the shipwreck.
Fill it in!"
He picked up another louse and ate it. While chewing it, he said: "The way of heaven is clear and can be calculated as much as possible. However, every secret you calculated actually only represents the attitude of a certain god. Otherwise, when the typhoon came last summer,
By now, Yinglong should be out of trouble, right?"
Wu Qiudao was stunned for a moment, and looked away slightly: "Yes...is it?"
Han Shan was laughing and joking without any formality. He patted the half-chewed lice in his mouth and spat them out: "Now that the world is in chaos, who dares to say that the way of heaven is not easy? This saying that the Tang Dynasty's energy is not exhausted is just behind the scenes.
It’s just that there is a certain god or gods who support it.”
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Magu was obviously very afraid of the two monks who had been found in Hanshan. She did not dare to directly refute the two immortals Hehe. She just said to Wu Qiudao: "Buddhist masters may not be afraid of the power of immortals, but for a solitary person like you, fellow Taoist Huanyangzi,
For the San people in the past, it was still too unwise to go against the will of heaven!"
Wu Qiudao thought about the Kunlun sect that had unilaterally broken up, the Emperor Gou Chen who had been silent for a long time, the Great Ming Zun with whom he had only met once, and the god of time travel who did not know whether he existed, and nodded: "There is no one behind me.
, it’s really unwise.”
I picked up another bedbug from somewhere and stuffed it into my mouth. I have to say that this bedbug was bigger than a louse. While chewing it, I said: "There are as many differences between humans and immortals as there are in the sky. Fellow Taoist, please listen to my advice."
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Hanshan smiled and chanted: "The fairy is so beautiful that it is fluttering. The white clouds in the sky cannot be moved. Pearls from Hainan and cocoons from Shandong are sent to the fairy's family to listen to the fairy's selection. The fairy smiles and turns into dust. When the fairy is angry, he kills himself. Supreme.
The heart of the wonderful medicine is mysterious, and she is so celestial that she is truly a fairy."
The two monks were making such weird noises that Magu couldn't bear to listen any longer, so she finally scolded them: "Smelly monk, I am here to do business, why are you joining in the fun?"
"Eh?" Shi De tilted his head, "How strange it is, when did this Puzhou City become the golden mother's dojo, so that there is no room for two strange monks?"
"Shameless!" Magu shouted with a gloomy face, "Do it!"
Suddenly a man emerged from under the two of Hanshan Shide, holding a strange sword and swiped across Shide's waist. Shide was instantly divided into two parts, the upper body and the lower body, but no blood was seen flowing out.
No, not only was there no blood flowing out, but something even weirder happened.