Seeing that Wu Qiudao didn't make a sound, the ghosts flew around him.
They all have evil shapes and miserable expressions: "Wu Qiudao, you are called the 'Killing Buddha', but you do not practice Buddhism. You only want to kill people and cause trouble, and you have harmed our lives. You must give me my life as a reward today!"
Wu Qiudao looked at the villagers he had killed, who turned into evil ghosts and came to seek their lives. He smiled with relief, put down the long sword in his hand, and said: "The plague of poison corpses has been eliminated, and I am tired of killing people.
Paying back debts is a matter of course, so come on!"
Suddenly I saw a tiger roaring in the air, and there were no ghosts or ghosts.
The big insect jumped up and landed in front of us, only to see a lame and ragged beggar stroking his hands and laughing.
The lame beggar said to Wu Qiudao: "Interesting! In the test of life and death, you failed to understand; in the test of anger, you did not make up your mind; in the test of slang, you did not cultivate your speech; in the test of eroticism, you did not control your will; in the road test, you
You are afraid of difficulties and stop."
"Fortunately, in the trial of evil beasts, you stood up; in the trial of poverty, you refused to support me; in the trial of windfall, you picked up the gold without hesitation; in the trial of evil, you remained calm."
"Zhong Liquan insists that you pass all the ten entrance tests! But I, Li Guaier, am different from that stone-hearted person. After all, a dusty heart is hard to destroy, and an immortal talent is rare. If you can withstand this last poison test,
I can give you immortality."
The beggar took out a bamboo basket and said, "As long as you lick the pus from the sore on my lame leg, and then use the medicine basket to fetch water for me to clean the wound, how about if you try the poison, you will survive?"
The so-called bamboo basket fetching water is in vain, how can a medicine basket fetch water? At this time, a beautiful woman rowed a boat and came to the river. She looked exactly like the girl from the He family thirty years ago. She covered her mouth and smiled, pointing.
Refers to the swaying lotus leaves, suggesting the way to pass the test.
The master of the corpse forest urged Wu Qiudao urgently in his mind, and said that if Wu Qiudao was unwilling to let go of his body, he could hand over the control of his body to him. He did not mind the sores and pus, and was very willing to do it for him!
Wu Qiudao snapped his fingers and silenced the Master of Corpse Tuo Forest. He asked curiously: "May I ask who this immortal is?"
"It's strange to have a filthy face and unkempt hair. You carry an iron crutch with you and walk like flying. Why don't you lie down on a fairy mountain to take care of what is right and wrong in the world?"
After reciting the poem, the beggar looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "I am a poor Taoist, I am Li Xuan, the son of Donghua, a master of Kunlun Qi. The Zhengyangzi Zhong Liquan you want to become a disciple of is my enlightenment to the immortal way. Why, are you afraid that my words will not count?"
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Wu Qiudao shook his head, looked at the beggar who called himself Li Gua'er seriously, and asked: "Do you Kunlun humiliate all the mortals who seek immortality in this way?"
Li Guaier was stunned and asked: "Do you think this is humiliating?"
Wu Qiudao asked back: "I think this is an insult to my personality. I want to learn from a teacher. You said that it is okay to become a teacher, but you must first lick my abscesses clean. If you lick well, you will be rewarded with a fairy. You were
Is this how you inspired Zhong Liquan?"
Li Guaier said something. Zhongliquan was originally a minister of the emperor. If it hadn't been for the fall of the Sun Palace, and he was reduced from the old god who ruled the world to a helpless "six-day old ghost", how could he have done it?
Seek from him the way to become an immortal in the new heaven.
Wu Qiudao nodded: "It seems not, then it means you simply look down on mortals, right?"
Li Guaier thought for a moment and asked, "You should know Tang Gongfang, the fifty-ninth generation founder of the Qingcheng Sect, right?"
Wu Qiudao tilted his head: "Li Xianchang, if you don't do a complete performance, your secret will be revealed? I have never accepted Goutizi as my teacher this time, so how can I know about the Qingcheng sect?"
Everyone in Yuanyi Hall was shocked when he heard this. Ji Chen quickly explained: "Master, you really can't blame me for not being good at dreaming! This kid's soul seems to be contrary to common sense. No matter how I adjust it, it's difficult to hypnotize him."
Zhengyangzi stepped directly into the magic circle of the introductory ritual and put his hand on Wu Qiudao.
In Huang Liang's dream, the sun in the sky suddenly turned into Zhengyangzi's face, and the sun shouted loudly: "Boy, no one forces you to become a disciple. You can choose to accept it, or you can choose not to accept it!"
Li Guaier waved his hand and said to the sun: "Zhengyangzi, please don't get so angry just yet."
Li Guaier then told Wu Qiudao about the past story of Tang Gongfang, the fifty-ninth generation founder of the Qingcheng Sect, who attained enlightenment and became an immortal.
The founder of the Qingcheng Sect and the ancient Shu Immortal "Li Babai" once heard that there was a man named Tang Gongfang in Hanzhong who had the ambition to seek immortality, but unfortunately he never met a master to teach him. He was moved by this and wanted to teach immortality.
, then went to test Tang Gongfang's will.
Li Babai first pretended to be a servant and went to the Tang Dynasty as a guest. Because his words and deeds were different from ordinary people, he was regarded as a stranger by Tang Gongfang, who always had ambitions to seek immortality. When Li Babai pretended to be critically ill, Tang Gongfang went everywhere to seek immortality.
Ask for medicine, spend hundreds of thousands of dollars and still not feel it is a loss.
But Li Babai went one step further. He was covered with malignant sores all over his body. The pus and blood were so smelly that they could not bear to be near him. Tang Gongfang was heartbroken and shed tears. Li Babai told him: "My malignant sores are caused by immortal magic, and ordinary medicine cannot cure them."
It will recover if someone licks it."
Tang Gongfang thought for a while and sent three of his beloved maids to lick the malignant sore, but the malignant sore did not heal. Li Babai asked Tang Gongfang's wife to lick the malignant sore. Tang Gongfang then asked his wife to lick the malignant sore, but
The malignant sore still does not heal.
Tang Gongfang had no choice but to lick Li Babai's malignant sores himself, but the malignant sores were transmitted to Tang Gongfang. Only then did Li Babai satisfy Tang Gongfang's wishes and asked the Tang government to prepare thirty bottles of fine wine. The two of them soaked their bodies in the wine, and the malignant sores disappeared.
Noji.
From this, Li Babai revealed his true form and told Tang Gongfang: "I am an immortal, and my son has ambitions, so I will test him. He is really teachable, and now I should teach him the secret to surviving the world."
Li Babai taught Tang Gongfang a volume of the Alchemy Sutra, and Tang Gongfang practiced and made medicine. When the medicine was completed, his whole family ascended to heaven, and all his chickens and dogs died.
After telling the story about Tang Gong drinking Li Babai's immortal wine and the whole family moving out of the house, Li Guaier asked Wu Qiudao: "Why do you think Li Babai used this method to test Tang Gong's ambition to seek immortality?"
Wu Qiudao nodded: "I can't understand it anymore! I used to work for others, so you just treat me as a servant!"
"But rather than ability, the boss cares more about whether his subordinates are easy to bully? Will they rebel and sue the government? So he always likes to persuade people to drink at the wine table. I didn't understand it at first. Everyone knows that drinking is harmful to the body, so why?
drink?"
"Later I realized that it doesn't matter whether the wine tastes good or not! In other words, it just needs to find something bad to drink for you! Drinking is still light. Some bosses will just let you slap yourself, and some will let you drink it.
Get on your knees and crawl on the ground!”
Li Guaier listened patiently to what Wu Qiudao had to say. He knew that Wu Qiudao came from a wealthy family, had lost his memory, and had never been a domestic servant. He was just using this metaphor to express his emotions.
"Why does Zhao Gao call a deer a horse? It's an obedience test for the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty! The same goes for the boss! Why do I say I have something to do at home all day long and don't have dinner together? Why can't I swallow this drink? I just have bad legs and feet.
I can’t kneel down!”
"Li Xianchang, tell me: I was born free, why should I have someone riding on my neck to shit and urinate on?"