Immortal wind and deceit: the secret scriptures of the seven chapters of Xuanjun at the beginning Chapter 082 Sprinkle beans to become soldiers, follow your orders
Chapter 082 Sprinkle beans to become soldiers, follow your orders
"Ah!" Wu Qiudao woke up from his nightmare.
In the dream, he first fell in love with his senior sister He Qiong. As a result, the senior sister was so excited that her face started to melt and dripped black colloid. Then she turned into Xiu Ji and continued to twist wildly. Just as Xiu Ji opened her mouth
When he was about to eat someone, Wu Qiudao woke up.
Wu Qiudao wiped his sweat, lifted the brocade quilt, and looked up. This was an antique solitary room, as if it was a scene from a TV series.
There is a dressing table, a wardrobe and a large decorative vase beside the bed. The bedroom is separated from the outside room by pillars. There are beautiful hollow patterned wooden lattice between the beams and pillars, and there is also an elegant screen to block the view.
Behind the screen is the outer room, with paintings and calligraphy hanging on the wall, bookcases, desks and round tables and round stools for entertaining guests. Lu Yan is sitting on the back chair in front of the desk reading a book of scriptures, and there is a strange man with an expressionless face standing next to him.
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Seeing Wu Qiudao wake up, the man turned around, bowed and said, "I've met Taoist Huanyangzi, good morning."
When Wu Qiudao took a closer look, he found that his face was really "expressionless" in the physical sense! This guy looked human-like in his clothes, but his face actually had no facial features, only different shades of skin barely outlining his eye sockets, nose, and lips.
Lu Yan introduced: "This is the "Li Qidou Puppet Method" created by the late fourth master uncle Honglie Zi Lei. He learned martial arts during his lifetime and entered the court as an official. Later, he was recruited by the King of Huainan as a disciple and participated in the compilation.
I bought a copy of "Huainan Honglie"."
That is to say, Hongliezi felt that it was a waste to put the attendants left behind by the ancient heaven to serve as palace guards in Chengyuan Valley, so he took some of Xiulao's limbs and grafted them onto the most common bean in Huainan, and actually made them
He successfully invented a kind of Li Qi bean.
Once this kind of Li Qidou is stimulated by the "Li Qidou Puppet Method", it can change its shape and be driven by people.
Wu Qiudao looked carefully and saw that the bean puppet's words and deeds were almost the same as those of a stranger. Only the exposed face could reveal some flaws. His face was as smooth and shiny as a soybean, as if it were covered with a mask on a human face.
The coat of lacquered leather looks subtly inhuman.
"Junior brother, look at it!" Lu Yan recited the formula of "Li Qidou Puppet Method" and threw out a soybean, "When crops grow in spring, people must process them, so the grains grow and change!"
The soybean turned into a long sword, which whirled up to the sky and threw it into Wu Qiudao's hand. It felt the same as an ordinary iron sword, except that the handle felt a little slippery, which may be a psychological effect.
"Change!" Lu Yan shook his white Taoist robe and threw out a few beans from his sleeves. When they were thrown into the sky, they became a large black mass. The soybeans flying in the air collided with each other and gradually formed the shape of a yellow horse.
shape.
Lu Yan retracted his abdomen and raised his anus, raised his head and inhaled. At the same time, he raised his shoulder blades and bent his spine backwards. He slowly exhaled a long breath, and like an activated adder, he rolled up his body and pounced on the yellow horse.
Then the yellow horse was rolled up by the air snake and twisted its body, standing up like a real horse. Xilulu neighed and ran towards Dou Puppet. The Dou Puppet holding the sword took advantage of the situation and turned on the horse and stood still.
Speechless.
Wu Qiudao's mouth has grown so big. It's not enough to spread emotions and turn into soldiers, but he also needs to change his sword into a horse?
No, no, no, the key is that the source of this thing is Xiuge, which is a witchcraft and evil creature that Li Guaier specially used to suppress in the Palace of Eternal Life using magic circles. Is this "Li Qidou Puppet Method" reliable?
Lu Yan lifted the spell again, and Dou Jian Dou Madou turned into soybeans and flew back into his sleeve. Only the original bean puppet was left standing there blankly, saying: "You wash up first, and then follow me.
There is a puppet doing the cleaning in this house."
Wu Qiudao nodded, and then washed up under the service of Dou Puppet, whose facial features were not obvious. When asked about breakfast, Dou Puppet said: "Since Taoist Huanyangzi has not been able to live without food, he can eat wind and drink dew, then he can
Take the immortal treasures and nectar from Tianyong City."
Then Dou Puppet brought a pile of food, saying it was the standard for the Queen Mother of the West's banquet with King Mu of Zhou. Wu Qiudao drank chalcedony, tasted snow from the sky, and ate happily. After he was full, he also ate some Sulian and black dates as a snack.
Although this god of the Kunlun Hidden Immortal Sect keeps saying that he doesn't take mortals seriously, and the head master he worships also behaves evilly and refuses to take care of new members, the food and accommodation conditions are really good. I can eat Kunlun.
poverty!
When Lu Yan saw that Wu Qiudao had finally eaten and went out, he said: "I have only dabbled in this "Li Qidou Puppet Method" a little bit. In order to avoid the cost of the method, I have not studied it in depth. If you are interested in this, you can ask your senior sister Miao Fazi for advice.
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"The price of the method?" Wu Qiudao heard this concept again. The first time it was from the mouth of Miao Xianyong, a cellmate who tried to kill him, and the second time was from Miao Xianyong, who had given up killing him and instead tried to kill him.
This was the third time that he was turned into a living corpse by Goutizi.
Lu Yan said: "That's right. Since you were able to successfully build the foundation under Goutizi, you must have understood the theory of 'three disasters and eight disasters'. Let me think about it, how to explain it?"
So let’s explain it from the beginning: Cultivation in this life can be divided into five kalpas and six realms.
A mortal who is ignorant, overcomes inner demons, has no anger or anger, is a Taoist; a Taoist has no anger, enters the innate world, is ruthless and has no desires, is a true person; a true person is ruthless, condenses the soul, has no self and form, is the perfect person; the perfect person has no self, and is bound to
For the golden elixir, if you have no merit or deeds, you are a god; if you have no merit or deeds, you are a saint if you are in harmony with the Great Dao and have no name or form.
Having said that, the idea of overcoming tribulations is just a false suggestion. There are three corpses and five poisons, five disadvantages and three deficiencies. Self-grasping troubles and karma of divine punishment are always entangled in the path of spiritual practice. Maybe even the lofty saints may not be able to achieve their dreams.
, follow the rules as you say.
Lu Yan is fifty-seven this year. He has abandoned his official position and practiced cultivation for twenty-nine years. Now he is only wandering in the realm of real people. He is far away from the realm of gods and humans who can become an immortal and attain Taoism. However, he still has to teach Wu Qiudao, who has just established his foundation and entered Taoism.
Still more than enough.
Wu Qiudao has passed the inner demon tribulation. Although destroying the three corpses and eliminating the five poisons is still a lifelong task, as long as you hold on to Yuan Shouyi and don't pursue speed and cause Taoist pollution, you can continue to work hard and fight against the Taoist pollution.
Boil the muscles and bones and refine the internal energy.
So how to exercise your body and refine your Qi? Snakes have their own ways, rats have their own ways. This is the origin of the eighty-four thousand Dharma doors in the world.
Before building the foundation, whether you have combined Qi and strength and can easily weigh hundreds of kilograms, or you have the strength to cut bones and wash marrow, or have the secret power to kill an ox across a mountain, this is all ordinary. There are Lu Bu and Xiang Yu in the world.
Li Yuanba is a mortal who is born with divine power but does not have the power to pass the law.
However, after building the foundation, you have escaped from your destiny. All living beings originally have a certain destiny. Birth, old age, illness and death are arranged by the heavens. The way of heaven is clear and the cause and effect cycle. If you want to practice Qi and practice Taoism and reverse the destiny, you will be punished by the way of heaven.
Think about it, if there is a bug in the code you are coding, you also need to debug and fix the vulnerability, right? Otherwise, if the program runs incorrectly, it will be a big deal!