Lu Yan was forcefully pulled over by Wu Qiudao, looked at the third master uncle Ruwuzi Ji Chen lying on the ground, and laughed.
Wu Qiudao asked: "Are your internal personnel relations in Kunlun so bad? Are you still laughing when someone dies?"
Lu Yan waved his hand, picked up a piece of bird feather, and gently placed it in front of Ji Chen's nose. The feather did not move for a long time, but after about ten minutes, Ji Chen's nose suddenly spurted out a puff of breath, and the feather was lightly moved.
Blow gently.
"Wow!" Wu Qiudao was shocked. It's not like he had never been exposed to breathing methods in this world. Back then, Goutizi asked him to get under the bucket to take a medicinal bath, and he also taught him a little trick to hold his breath, but that was at best.
It only allows you to hold your breath for a minute or two, and you can use the reed pole to breathe.
Moreover, Ji Chen could not only hold his breath for ten minutes, but probably even longer. He didn't even do it on purpose, but naturally made his breathing become so slow and long in his sleep.
Lu Yan introduced: "Didn't I tell you before? Third Master Uncle created his own "Dragon Stinging Method", which not only uses sleep to maintain health, but also practices in dreams. We all call him the "Sleeping Immortal"
'Woolen cloth!"
Wu Qiudao asked curiously: "Then when will he wake up?"
Lu Yan said: "But I don't know that once Third Master Uncle falls asleep, he sometimes wakes up early, and sometimes he is still asleep for a month and a half. Who knows how long he will sleep for?"
Wu Qiudao thought for a while, he couldn't just wait and see, right? Then he asked, "What if we come to him in an emergency?"
"But are you in a hurry?" Lu Yan asked back, "Junior brother, do you want to learn immortal magic from your third uncle? Think about it, if someone wakes you up while you are taking a nap, and you get up and are about to get angry,
That person is still asking you to do something, can you do it?"
Wu Qiudao sighed, okay, let's wait. Unexpectedly, the wait lasted twenty days. During this period, the senior sister He Qiong, who knew the taste of marrow, even came to the door, but Wu Qiudao rejected her mercilessly.
After all, the days when he was squeezed dry like sugar cane also drained the knowledge of martial arts from his senior sister, and she was no longer of use. Of course, he only said that he must stick to the relationship with his senior sister and watch from a distance.
An agreement that cannot be violated.
"Well~ I had a comfortable sleep!" Ji Chen woke up suddenly, stretched out, looked at Wu Qiudao who was dozing next to him, pushed his shoulders and asked, "My nephew, why are you here?
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Wu Qiudao was pushed awake by Ji Chen, and he quickly pushed down a mountain of gold and bowed down like a jade pillar: "My nephew Huan Yangzi, I admire the immortal magic, and I hope that your uncle Wuzi will teach me the way to dream and the way to maintain my health!"
Ji Chen did not refuse, but asked with great interest: "Oh? Are you also interested in the way of practice in dreams?"
Wu Qiudao nodded: "Yes, I had a dream a long time ago. If you don't have to get up to work and study, you can complete it while lying down and sleeping. How easy would it be?"
Ji Chen clapped his hands happily and laughed: "Yes, yes! This is a great thing to say. Lying down is the most relaxing thing in the world! If you can practice immortality and benefit from a deep sleep, what a wonderful thing it would be? In Kunlun, there is only a little nephew.
You can understand me!"
Wu Qiudao smiled. This third uncle is also a wonderful person. He is lazy and sleepy, and he even came up with a method to practice while sleeping. However, laziness is the biggest driving force for human technological progress, so why not come up with clever tricks if you are lazy?
"Uncle Third Master, why do they look down on your "Dragon Stinging Technique"?" Wu Qiudao asked curiously.
Ji Chen smiled: "Do you know my origin?"
"My nephew, I don't know." Wu Qiudao shook his head.
Ji Chen began to introduce himself. It turned out that he was the sixth son of Emperor Xuanyuan and was born to his wife Lei Zu. Since Lei Zu passed away on the road, he encountered all kinds of troubles in Youxiong Country, so he gave birth to Lazy.
Things, the idea of seclusion and immortality.
Later, it happened that the Jedi Heavenly Power changed greatly, and Li Xuan, the son of Donghua, enlightened him and saved him to enter Kunlun, and he became Ruwuzi, the Qi Refiner of Kunlun.
Ji Chen asked again: "I have lived for 3,763 years this year, hundreds of years older than my second senior brother Zhang Guo. Do you know what state I am in now?"
Wu Qiudao thought that Ji Chen had lived for more than three thousand years, and then he guessed: "Is this the realm of immortality?"
Ji Chen laughed loudly: "That's right, that's right, I'm just a Taoist. Even the innate calamity is far away. Maybe I can't even compare to your senior brother Chunyangzi!"
Wu Qiudao was full of complaints and didn't know what to say. "Good guy, it's useless for you to have lived for more than three thousand years. In the end, even a middle-aged man like the senior brother who has been promoted, served as an official, traveled through the world, became a monk halfway, and turned to the path of immortality."
Nothing compares.
No wonder everyone in Kunlun looks down upon your self-created "Stinging Dragon Technique". You have been practicing this "Stinging Dragon Technique" for at least a thousand years, right? Even if the daily character level experience value is 11, you shouldn't only be in the Taoist realm now.
ah!
Ji Chen looked at Wu Qiudao's face and knew that he couldn't accept it, so he laughed: "It seems that you are not suitable for my "Dragon Stinging Method". Not only must you be immortal, but you must also be worry-free and never fight.
An anxious person."
"I love to sleep, I love to sleep. I don't lie on a blanket or cover myself with a quilt. I have a stone pillow and a coir raincoat on the floor. My hair is messed up and stained with dust. The thunder and lightning are shaking, ghosts and gods are shaking, and I am snoring at that moment.
How can I be like me? How can I be like me? On the top of a green mountain, with piles of white clouds, I open my brows, free my belly, and sleep! Even if the jade is rising in the east, why is the red wheel falling to the west?"
After saying that, Ji Chen was about to lie down and sleep again, but Wu Qiudao suddenly grabbed Ji Chen's sleeve with one hand.
Ji Chen turned to look at him: "What? You are not afraid of cultivating for thousands of years, just like me, but only in the realm of a Taoist?"
Wu Qiudao said with a smile: "Uncle Master, don't be overwhelmed by the many arts! You can teach me the "Yellow Beam Into Dream Technique" and "The Dragon Stinging Technique" first. Whether I will practice it or not by then is another matter.
"
Ji Chen looked at him, then smiled again and said, "It's not like a lot of skills can put pressure on one's body, but if you practice so haphazardly, aren't you afraid of being punished by God?"
Wu Qiudao said nonchalantly: "I am afraid of being punished by God. I am already immortal!"
Ji Chen looked at the high-spirited young nephew intently, and after a while he laughed again: "That's right!"
As mentioned in the previous chapters, the art of dreaming with yellow beams is different from the art of dream building. Its essence is to intercept a ray of heavenly secrets and evolve life in Taixu dreams, so that the dreamer can understand the impermanence of the world and pick up the path.
Heart.
As for Ji Chen, this is also an important means for him to play games without going out. Yes, in a sense, Ji Chen is similar to many otakus and otakus in later generations. They are all abandoned otakus who are addicted to the virtual world and abandon reality.
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"Wait!" Wu Qiudao suddenly interrupted and asked, "This is the real evolution of heaven's secret! In other words, if I had not traveled through time..."
"I mean, if 'my' soul dissipates early due to being scared to death, and the tengu loses its position and will not bite the body into corpse water, then the person who is thrown into the mass grave is a vegetative person, then what is inside 'my' body
With the immortal sand, you can obtain a physical body without any restrictions."
"According to Huang Liang's dream, it should be right?" Ji Chen asked with a smile, "But you are an immortal body, how can your soul dissipate?"
No, no, no, the premise that I have not traveled through time will lead to a very scary conclusion!