"Those who are prettier than me are not smarter than me. Those who are smarter than me are not as beautiful as me. Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tathagata Buddha, Odin Frey Jesus Christ, Taishang Laojun Guoguo is like a law. All fruits obey my orders and smash the wretched guy in front of you to death."
!”
Guoguo muttered random spells in her mouth, and waved the emerald green staff in her hand, casting her gorgeous fruit magic. Bananas, mangoes, pineapples, apples and other fruits fell from the sky, overwhelming the baby face.
of players.
"Stop, I don't mean any harm."
The baby-faced player's body was flashing with electric light, and the purple electric light formed a layer of lightning armor on the surface of his body. He seemed like a god of thunder descending from the earth. He swung his two hammers with the same electric light, and the white crow's golden crow fire ring appeared
Dissipated by lightning.
This does not mean that the two lolita are not as powerful as the baby-faced player. White Crow and Guoguo only use ordinary attack skills, while the baby-faced player's lightning armor skills are obviously high-end goods.
After resisting the attacks of White Crow and Guoguo, the baby-faced player showed a smile on his face and said: "Don't get me wrong, I really don't have any malicious intent, and I have no intention of robbing you of your tokens."
Guoguo said with a fierce face: "But we have the intention of robbing you! I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to survive, take out the token."
The baby-faced player was not angry at all. He took out a token from his storage bag and handed it to Guoguo: "Beautiful lady, congratulations on your successful robbery. This is the Red Bull token. I am willing to dedicate it to you."
Guo Guo suspiciously checked the token he handed over and checked that it was indeed one of Hercules' tokens. She looked in disbelief and murmured to herself: "Could it be that my robbery was so successful? This is too much."
It’s easy!”
His baby face was full of smiles. When he smiled, he was very cute and not annoying at all. He said with a flattering look on his face: "Beautiful Guoguo, you did succeed in the robbery. Congratulations!"
Guoguo curled her lips in disdain and said, "You just give in and hand over the token to me? You are too spineless! It doesn't give me any sense of accomplishment from a successful robbery. It's such a failure."
The doll player showed an embarrassed look. He laughed dryly and said, "How about you return the token to me and I'll let you rob again?"
"No need." Guoguo waved his hand fiercely and said: "Looking at your spineless look, I guess you won't be resolute in pretending to resist. If you were a woman and were forcibly circled and crotched, you would only struggle symbolically.
The kind. If I can’t be a strong woman, even if I force her... well, even if I succeed in the robbery, I will feel very unfulfilled."
"Yes, yes, everything you said is right." Cold sweat appeared on the baby-faced player's forehead.
Guoguo played with the Red Bull token in her hand, narrowed her eyes and said, "Tell me! You sent me the token so eagerly, do you have any bad intentions? Are you trying to lure an underage girl?"
With a serious expression on his baby face, he said excitedly: "Beautiful Guoguo, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Oliver, a follower of Thor..."
Guoguo waved her hand and impatiently interrupted the baby-faced player: "Yeah! Well! I already know your name is Oliver, now you can get to the point."
The rhythm of Oliver's speech was interrupted, as if he had forgotten what to say. After adjusting for a while, he said enthusiastically: "Beautiful Guoguo, after I saw you on the forum, I was hopeless.
I'm in love with you. You are so cute, and I am willing to give everything I have to you. This token is my meeting gift to you. As long as you agree to be my girlfriend, I will give you everything even if you want the stars in the sky.
I'll take it off for you..."
Guoguo's eyes narrowed to a slit, and she said with a moved look: "Really? Oliver, you really moved me. I just want a few stars these days, so you can just pick one for me."
Let’s play with twenty!”
Oliver was stunned for a moment. He finally organized the language, but he didn't expect that there was a huge loophole. Where would he go to pick the stars for Guoguo? At this time, Oliver wanted to slap himself in the mouth. He said to me
Talk about reaching for the stars! If you talk about how good Crazy Apple is, girls will like it. Although it is more difficult, it is not impossible to achieve...
Oliver became anxious all of a sudden, and he hurriedly explained: "Guoguo, I really didn't lie, I like you very much. I said picking up stars just to express my deep love for you. Guoguo, give me a chance.
? I am willing to accompany you to every corner of "Myth" and be with you forever."
"Uncultured." Guoguo rolled her eyes and said, "Why don't you say you love me until the sea is gone and the rooster lays eggs?"
Oliver's round face was full of admiration and he said: "You said it so well, and expressed what I wanted to express. I will love you until the day when the sea is gone and the rooster lays eggs..."
"Hey!" Guoguo pretended to sigh and said, "It seems that your love for me is about to end. I have never seen a rooster lay eggs, but I have a male sparrow here, and he can lay eggs!"
After Guoguo finished speaking, she came to the side of the white crow, stretched out her hand to caress the sparrow on the white crow's shoulder, blinked her eyes and said: "Male sparrow, didn't you brag yesterday that you would lay an egg every day? Now is your chance to show off.
Here you go, show me next to my sister."
Hearing Guoguo teasing his eldest brother, Bai Wuwu couldn't help but burst into laughter when he thought of his eldest brother laying eggs.
Oliver looked at the sparrow on the white crow's shoulder in disbelief. After looking at it like a curious baby for a while, he said nervously: "Beautiful... beautiful Guoguo, this male sparrow can't really lay eggs, can it?"
"
"You are the only one who can lay eggs. All the males in your family can lay eggs. All the males within a radius of 500 miles of your family can lay eggs." Lu Xiaoqi cursed this guy Oliver in his heart. At the same time, the sparrow's little eyes looked at Oliver with disdain,
That look seemed to be saying: "You kid, you have too little taste! It's not good to like anyone, but you fall in love with such a tough lolita."
Oliver didn't understand why the bird was staring at him, but Guoguo understood what Lu Xiaoqi wanted to express through conscious communication, but she was not angry.
Guoguo coughed twice, and came to Oliver like a lady and said: "Oliver, although you often have no spine, I have to say that you are a very discerning man, and you are the only one in the world to like him.
, I combine beauty and wisdom.”
Oliver's eyes shone brightly and he said: "Beautiful Guoguo, you are right, you are indeed a combination of beauty and wisdom. Your beauty fascinates me, your wisdom makes me worship, you are God's favorite...
…”
Guo Guo sighed and said, "Hey, I was originally going to promise you, but..."
"Just what?" Oliver said eagerly: "As long as I can do it, I will definitely work hard."
Guoguo said with an intoxicated face: "Before I met you, I never knew that I was so good. After listening to you, I realized that I have so many advantages and I am loved by thousands of people.
How can an ordinary man be worthy of a girl as outstanding as me? No matter what, I have to find a man who is handsome, smart, and strong. I can't just find a cat or a dog as my boyfriend, right?"
When talking about cats and dogs, Guoguo glanced at the sparrow on the white crow's shoulder intentionally or unintentionally, which made the speechless sparrow very depressed // Fastest text update - no ads // Depressing, at the same time to the little one
The girl's grudge is greatly despised.
"Poor Oliver, you don't seem to be handsome, and your wisdom and strength don't meet my requirements!" Guoguo said with some regret.
"No! No." Oliver waved his hands repeatedly and said, "I just said it wrong..."
"Wrong?" Guo Guo said with a sad face: "Oliver, you really let me down. It turns out that you were deceiving me just now when you said I was excellent. I'm so sad. Turns out I'm not.
So excellent! This is your token, I’ll give it back to you, I don’t want to see you, a liar, again.”
After Guoguo finished speaking, he threw the Red Bull token to Oliver. Oliver took the token in a hurry. He was completely dumbfounded. He walked up to Guoguo, handed the token over with both hands and said, "Beautiful
Guoguo, I really like you, I hope you can accept this token, this is a little bit of my heart."
Guoguo said very distressedly: "But I don't like you, so I can't just accept your gift!"
Oliver blushed and said, "I know I said a lot of things wrong just now, and I also have many shortcomings. As long as you don't like it, I will change it."
"What do you like about me? Should I change my career? Please don't like me anymore. There are many people who like me, and I am too busy." Guoguo turned to Bai Yawu and said, "Sister Xiaobai, let's go!"
Oliver was not very old, and when he saw Guo Guo, he got confused because he liked Guo Guo too much. However, he was not stupid, on the contrary, he was a very smart young man. Guo Guo's weirdness caught him off guard.
When he saw Guoguo about to leave, he said anxiously: "Beautiful Guoguo, either you accept my token, or you let me come with you!"
Guoguo blinked her eyes and said, "Sister Xiaobai and I are both very shy people! We would feel embarrassed if we had a male sparrow around us. I would be shy if I had you as a man, so forget it!"
Oliver winked slyly and said: "If you accept my token, I will leave. If you don't accept the token, then you have to let me go on the mission with you, because there are no twelve
Neither of us can complete the task without the token, right? Of course, you can also choose to kill me and then snatch my token, and I am willing to hang it in your hands."
Guoguo finally showed a depressed expression and said, "Why should I kill you? You've changed so quickly! Just now you were like a piece of wood, but now you've suddenly become shrewd. Okay! You can bring a dog with you, too."
I am also a leader personally, so I reluctantly let you go on the mission with me."
