"I don't need you to carry it!" After being thrown onto his back, Xu still covered his face with his bag, not wanting to face the strange or envious looks of passers-by. If you search, www
Feel free to think they are weird, but don't envy her. This is not a considerate boyfriend, but a confused ex-husband!
A few minutes' walk further will lead to the villa complex where they live. If the community security guards see it, Xu Yiran feels that he will not be able to go out in the future.
"Put me down!" Xu Yiran pulled his arm hard and wanted to jump off his back.
"Of course."[
"...Huh?" This dangerous low voice made Xu Yiran feel something was not good.
"Spank me if you don't behave well."
"..." With his back on her back, it was very convenient to spank her...
Hot air rushed to the top of his head, and Xu Yiran wanted to immediately put a sack over Yan Shaoheng's head, drag him to a dark alley and give him a beating.
But she didn't have the physical strength and Yan Shaoheng's good skills... The blow she suffered was too great, and words like "Don't bully the weak" could no longer comfort her.
In the end, Xu Yiran lay on Yan Shaoheng's shoulder, sniffed, and asked him pitifully, "Have you eaten walnuts today..."
Yan Shaoheng was so amused that he almost laughed, but his voice sounded like he suddenly understood, "I forgot to eat, I didn't eat even one today."
Huh? Xu Yiran immediately cheered up. No wonder he looked particularly silly today. It seems that walnuts can really nourish the brain!
"Go home, go home!" She patted Yan Shaoheng's shoulder excitedly, "Put me down and let's go back quickly."
Yan Shaoheng liked to hear her say "go home" and "we". They were simple words, but warm and intimate.
Looking down at her hand on his shoulder, Yan Shaoheng smiled and lowered his head, biting the small white hand.
"Ah!" It actually didn't hurt, but Xu Yiran felt even more depressed.
This was because this was not the first time she had been bitten. When her little niece first started teething, she liked to bite everything she saw. At that time, the little girl used their arms as teething sticks, scratching and biting them every day.
… Could it be that my ex-husband’s IQ has regressed again, from a preschooler to a baby who just started teething?
Xu Yiran tilted his head and leaned closer, hoping to find some "mature" light in his eyes.
But Yan Shaoheng was waiting for her to do this. As soon as she came over, he quickly stole a kiss on her lips.
"..." I was actually deceived!
After carrying her for such a long distance, Yan Shaoheng was still not blushing, out of breath, and not tired at all. Because he succeeded in stealing the fragrance, he was smiling in high spirits, and the upward curve of his lips was very charming.
Xu Yiran was itching with hatred and angrily poked the muscles on his shoulders, "Well-developed limbs, simple mind!" [
I didn't dare to say this to him before, for fear of hurting the heart of this "kid" whose IQ was already a problem. Now it seems that even if his memory is confused, where is his stupidity? He is simply too cunning!
"Honey, are you saying I have big breasts and no brains?" The man who was "scolded" humbly asked for advice.
"Uh-huh!" Xu still wrinkled his little nose, quite satisfied with this statement.
But Yan Shaoheng stopped suddenly, turned his head slightly, and looked at her with a surprised look.
"...What's wrong?" Xu was still confused by what he saw.
"Honey, you are so perverted." She smiled evilly with her eyebrows and her tone of surprise.
"...Where am I perverted!"
"You saw my figure this morning, but you only focused on my chest muscles."