Moreover, this photo was taken while sitting at the end of the bed, with the background behind me being a large, comfortable bed that looks perfect for rolling around on.
And he wasn't wearing any clothes...at least the upper body that could be captured by the camera was not wearing any clothes.
Why did she think that the "dinner is ready" expression with the arrogant smile and a bad expression was evil before?
Compared with the real-life version of my ex-husband's "I'm hungry, I want to eat", it's just kindergarten-level teasing!
His face was so hot that Xu Yiran put the phone away in a swish, refusing to admit anything. He took another look at the mouth-watering muscle lines in the photo, and his eyes were fixed on someone's too handsome face.
It went around in a circle.[
Naked men are so tempting...
As soon as the phone was put in the bag, it suddenly rang again.
Looking at the word "husband" on the screen, Xu Yiran wanted to hang up the phone bitterly. But when he thought about it, it felt wrong, so he cleared his throat and answered in a straight voice, "What are you doing?"
Huh, she can't be bullied any longer, she's going to take revenge today!
"Honey," the voice on the other end of the phone was low, gentle, slightly magnetic, and extremely pleasant, "Have you seen the photo I sent?"
"...I saw it." Xu Yiran put away his infatuation with the sound and replied seriously.
"What do you think?" It sounded like Yan Shaoheng didn't mind her attitude.
Hum hum hum, she really expected this question!
Xu Yiran walked to the shade of the tree and answered him in a good mood, "The arm muscles are too strong, and there is a suspicion of violence; the chest muscles are too developed, and it seems male and female are indistinguishable; the abdominal muscles are clearly defined, and there is no soft swimming ring."
So pinched." So the conclusion is... "Not very good."
In short, the black must be white. No matter how sexy or sexy his ex-husband's figure is, she will always tell him a lot of shortcomings.
On the other end of the phone, the man was silent for a few seconds.
Hahaha, were you hit?
If it weren't for the fact that this was on the street and she was afraid of scaring passers-by, Xu Yiran would have really wanted to laugh arrogantly with her hands on her hips.
A few seconds later, Yan Shaoheng spoke, and he sighed with a heavy heart, "It's my fault."
Huh? Is your ex-husband going to start admitting his mistakes? This is a rare occurrence!
No matter whether he wants to admit that his figure is really bad or he wants to regret that he shouldn't have photographed such a "bad" figure and sent it to her, record it first!
The mobile phone has a recording function during calls, but he has never used it. Xu Yiran took the phone away from his ear and stretched his ears while looking for the recording function, fearing that he would miss Yan Shaoheng's rare confession.
On the other end of the phone, Yan Shaoheng finally continued, "I shouldn't be injured at this time."
……Um?[
Why was this opening speech different from what he imagined? Xu still felt that something was not good, so he held the phone firmly to avoid losing control and throwing it away later.
Facts have proved that it is necessary for her to do this...
Because my ex-husband’s voice sounded faintly, “I only thought that I was hungry, but I didn’t expect that my wife was hungry too.”
Someone's voice sounded remorseful and sincere, "If I don't feed my wife well, I'm not a good husband."
“…Who is ‘hungry’?
"You." Someone answered calmly and straightforwardly, "Of course I'm hungry too, I've always been hungry."
"..." Xu was still choked, but he still argued, "I didn't!"
"Then in the photos I sent you, why did you only focus on my figure?"