After Xu Yiran became pregnant, Yan's father and Yan's mother were in a very good mood.
They originally thought that their younger son would never marry, and they were mentally prepared. Unexpectedly, this year, their younger son not only brought home a wife, but now he also has a baby.
Nothing is impossible in this world! So their eldest son...can also get married, right?
It happened that Shaoxun came forward to help his younger brother out of the siege and said that he would hold a wedding in three months. Well... it would be troublesome to make a robot to save the situation, so why not really marry someone and go home!
The more the couple thought about it, the more promising it became, so that day, Yan’s father called Xiaoba.[
"Haha, haha..." The unlucky Xiaoba's legs went weak and he almost fainted, "Uncle, you are kidding, right... Even if anything is possible in this world, but... But in the entire universe, there must be
There are things that are impossible!”
It's about big brother, how can we judge based on the conventions of people on earth...
"This..." Father Yan's enthusiasm was poured cold water on by his nephew, but the little flame of hope in his heart was still burning brightly.
"With Shaoxun's conditions, there will still be many women who want to marry him." Although the son is indeed a bit... science fiction.
"There are indeed many people who want to marry eldest brother, but does he want to marry eldest brother?" Xiaoba was excited, "No, no, that's not the point. The point is that if you want to persuade him to get married, the first thing you have to do is to let him get married.
He understands that there are such creatures as women in this world!"
"...It's not that exaggerated. Shaoxun still knows the difference between men and women." Yan's father said with a guilty conscience.
Uncle, you know this is impossible...
My eldest brother is so busy, so "trivial" things like the distinction between men and women must have been forgotten by him a long time ago.
In his old man's opinion, all the breathing things in the world must be divided into two categories -
Home, others.
Yan's father felt guilty when he saw his nephew's sad eyes, and coughed lightly, "This... this matter is settled, Xiaoba, I'm optimistic about you!"
"..."Uncle, have you taken a look at my cemetery?
How dare you bother your eldest brother with something as "inconsequential" as marriage... You are simply seeking death!
Xiaoba burst into tears of grief and anger, saying that he didn't want to take on this job. He swooped over and intercepted his uncle who seemed to be taking an elegant walk. In fact, he was trying to escape. "Uncle, why do you have to let me go..."
"Everyone else is busy..." Yan's father gave him a sympathetic look, "Shaoheng is getting married, and everyone else is also busy with his girlfriend."
"...Fifth brother is also single!"
"Shao Bai said that he has three operations today. For the safety of the patients, he must ensure that his mind is calm and his hands do not cramp, so he cannot see Shaoxun today."
As Yan's father talked, he felt even more guilty. Why was his son so lethal...
He also carefully reviewed with his wife. They are both qualified Earthlings, but the eldest son, the eldest son... which planet did he come from... [
When Yan's father was confused, Xiaoba couldn't find an excuse to "escape" and was already ready to be "heroic".
If he was scared to death by his elder brother, please remember that he sacrificed his life for the peace of the universe and the great cause of "intermarriage" between aliens and earthlings!
If you must engrave something on his tombstone, then please engrave five characters -