When Yan Shaoxun's face slowly emerged from the darkness, Xiao Ba shivered and swooped behind the defibrillator, holding it without letting go.
Although the metal-cased equipment was cold, it was much warmer than his big brother's face!
In fact, his eldest brother is the most handsome and good-looking among all the handsome men in the Yan family, really.
In fact, his eldest brother is definitely not an iceberg handsome man. His old man's face has never had such a strong emotion as "frozen mask", really.
But, but... When brother came to Earth, he must have forgotten that human beings should have seven emotions and six desires, and also forgot that there is a word in this world called "facial expression"! [
In fact, every time his eldest brother appears, the first thing he thinks of is... the museum.
Because the most attractive thing about the eldest brother is never his handsome facial features, but his noble and mysterious temperament that is very fascinating and seems to blur the boundaries of time. Like an emperor who has traveled through time and space, people can't help but
I want to surrender and worship.
The above sentiments miss two key words - "statue".
Big brother, he looks like a statue of an emperor who traveled through time and space...
And it was a statue that had just been airlifted from Antarctica and had not left the freezer all the way...
Because his face is just like his voice, there is no emotional change, but it can make you feel like you have fallen into an ice cellar at a glance, and all the heat in your body has completely disappeared.
Brother, this... statue-like temperament should really be moved to a museum.
Xiao Ba has never been embarrassed to tell others that when he was a child, he really thought that his eldest brother was an imperial statue on display in a museum. It was just because the museum was in a recession that the statue of his eldest brother had no choice but to go out to work, so he ran to
Their family has guest appearances as humans...
Taking back his thoughts, Xiaoba continued to hold the defibrillator tremblingly, and decided to get straight to the point——
"Brother, eldest, uncle thinks you should get married..."
Xiao Ba had just started talking when he suddenly heard a phone ringing.
And then, he actually saw his elder brother taking out a mobile phone.
...Everyone in the family knows that the eldest brother does not use a mobile phone!
And then, he saw his most legendary and magical brother pick up the phone and say into the phone——
"Hello."
It turned out to be "Hello"!
Big brother, he can always answer the phone after it rings, and his iconic "greeting" is always "I am Yan Shaoxun."
This "greeting" scared so many people that they dropped their mobile phones...
But my eldest brother actually said "Hello" today![
But at this moment, he didn't know what the person on the phone said, but Young Master Yan, who had always been expressionless, suddenly frowned and said to the phone, "Who are you?"
……frown!
Xiaoba is going crazy. It's over. It seems that the eldest brother is a robot and not an alien. Now the eldest brother must be poisoned!
No one in the family knows how to repair robots... What should I do? Should I buy some anti-virus software and stuff it into my eldest brother's mouth?
Don't be kidding me, even my brother can't deal with the virus, how can any anti-virus software solve it?
Xiao Ba was about to pick up Young Master Yan and rush out to offer a reward for a computer expert to come to the rescue. Yan Shaoxun, who was standing in front of him, suddenly hung up the phone.
"I have been married three hundred and sixty-three days, two hours, fifty-nine minutes, thirty-nine seconds, and sixty-three."
"..." Xiaoba calmed down, without the help of a stopwatch, and with such a strong personal style of timing, only a normal big brother could report it.
But then, a sentence that completely destroyed his hopes appeared——
Yan Shaoxun's handsome face still showed no expression at all. He looked at his cousin and spoke in his signature emotionless voice, "But twenty-three seconds ago, I was dumped."
"..." His vision went dark, and Xiaoba fainted completely.
Young Master Yan commanded his... robot to come out and drag his fainted cousin away. He straightened his tie, took out a mirror and looked at it expressionlessly, and prepared to go out in person... dragging his wife away.
Come back. [The Little Theater of Yan Dashao is temporarily finished]