650. Story of the Cook under the Yan Da Shao Xiao Theater (1)
It is a tragedy to be woken up by hunger in the middle of sleep. What is even more tragic is that when you struggle to get out of bed and go to the kitchen to find food, you see people who should never be here...or aliens.
Big, big brother
Walking sleepily outside the kitchen, he saw the majestic figure of Young Master Yan at a glance. The tragic Xiao Ba burst into tears and hugged the door frame and shivered.
You, why are you in the kitchen? Are there alien enemies hiding here? Do you need to evacuate the crowd? Do you need to call the space agency? And... fighting takes too much energy, you need to recharge or drink something first.
Gasoline?
Xiaoba was so frightened that he could not speak. These were all in his mind, but he was not worried at all that Young Master Yan did not hear what he was thinking.[
Just kidding, how could my elder brother not be able to do something as trivial as listening to people’s voices? He is not from Earth!
However, Young Master Yan did not respond to his long list of "questions". He stood silently in the kitchen without knowing what he was looking at. After looking for a while, he turned around and left expressionlessly.
Seeing Young Master Yan approaching him little by little, Xiaoba was so frightened that he couldn't move, and just watched helplessly as the old man passed by him.
He hugged the doorframe and burst into tears, "Will this half of my body mutate..."
There were faint footsteps behind him. He thought it was Young Master Yan who was back again. He shivered heavily, but fell off the door frame and fell to the ground. Only then did he realize that the person who appeared this time was the fifth Yan Shaobai wearing a bird's nest head with panda eyes.
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Savior! "Fifth brother..." Xiaoba immediately cried out for help and healing.
But Xiao Wu had no time to pay attention to him. He took out a can of coffee from the refrigerator and turned a resentful face, "Don't talk to me, I haven't finished my homework yet!"
Obviously, he still tragically had to help his son with his homework...
Xiaoba couldn't just watch him jump into the fire pit, so he immediately reminded, "Don't drink! Brother has just been in the kitchen!"
With a "bang", Xiao Wu threw away the coffee in his hand and rushed over to wash his hands. When he thought that the sink had also been "baptized" by his elder brother, he quickly changed his route and rushed out, grabbing a ball of snow and washing his hands...
A minute later, he found that his hand showed no signs of mutating. Xiao Wu exclaimed that he was lucky and returned to the room with a lingering fear on his face.
"Fifth brother..." Xiaoba wailed, you can't forget that there is still a tragic me!
"Fifth brother, the eldest brother just passed by me, look at this half of my body, can I still be saved..."
Xiao Wu looked at him sympathetically, "Although my medical skills are good, there is nothing I can do about this interstellar matter."
The Yan brothers usually bully each other, but at critical moments, they still love each other very much.
"Don't worry, the second brother is on a business trip. When he comes back, let him talk to the elder brother. If the elder brother takes a look at you, you will definitely be fine."
"...Okay!" Xiaoba looked at death with a look on his face. Although Big Goth looked at him with such a look, he might be frightened and have heart problems... But that is a disease on earth, and it will be cured in time!
Yan Shaoheng had just left during the day, and the business trip lasted ten days. When he thought that Xiaoba would be paralyzed for ten days, Xiaowu even ignored the unfinished homework upstairs and asked him with brotherly love, "Xiaoba
Eight, tell Fifth Brother if you have any unfulfilled wishes, Fifth Brother will definitely help you realize them!"