Listening to Xiao Lin's absurd reasoning, Lihua thought for a moment, and then said unconvinced: "What if a bad person picks it up? Doesn't that mean he is helping the evildoer?"
Xiao Lin responded fluently: "If the bad guys find it, they will definitely fight because of the uneven distribution of the loot, and end up with a bloody head. Isn't this a happy thing?"
Speaking of this, Xiao Lin continued to follow the train of thought: "And if it is picked up by a lazy person, then he will have his own whims every day, thinking about pie falling from the sky, and then look for this kind of bargain everywhere until he starves to death.
until."
"Look, I can change the fate of so many people with just one action. Isn't it extremely interesting?"
Lihua said: "You are simply a little devil!"
Xiao Lin smiled and asked: "You called me a fool before, and now you call me a little devil. Why do you have to catch up with me if I am so unbearable?"
As if being hit in the heart, Lihua's smiling face suddenly turned red: "I just... I just want to say hello to you."
Xiao Lin suddenly became heartless: "Say hello? People always have to leave, so what's the use of saying hello? If I can just say hello and I don't have to leave, then that's okay, but it's a pity that you can't forget it even if you say hello.
Me, what do you think?"
Lihua was speechless: "How do you know I can't forget you?"
Xiao Lin smiled and said: "Because everyone who has seen me will never forget me."
Xiao Lin had always been very confident. He looked at Lihua again and said, "I'm not old enough to be your husband. Besides, you're beautiful and don't have to worry about finding a husband. Why bother clinging to me?"
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It has to be said that it is very cruel to say such words to a girl who has just begun to fall in love, but what Xiao Lin wants is cruelty. If it is not cruel enough, this Lihua will definitely get entangled with her one after another, and it will be bad if it delays her.
Sure enough, after Xiao Lin said this, Lihua shed two lines of clear tears. At this moment, Lihua was really like a raindrop.
She got on the horse's back, whipped the horse's butt hard, and ran towards the tent. Tears fell in the air along the way, which made those watching feel very distressed.
Xiao Lin sighed: "Hey, women are so troublesome. I had no intention of you, but now it seems that I have let you down. I don't want to mess with women in this life, otherwise I will be the one who makes the mistake in the end."
Xiao Lin has already understood many truths at a young age.
Leaving the pear flowers behind, Xiao Lin continued to drive forward. This time, without the burden of saluting, the horse ran very fast, but after only a few steps, Xiao Lin saw a roadblock appearing in front of him.
This person was dressed in white clothes, with a stern face, delicate and delicate like a woman. Although his face was full of anger, he didn't look angry at all. Instead, he looked very cute.
Xiao Lin smiled and said: "What are you doing here? Basking in the sun?"
The young man in white shirt said: "I'm waiting for you."
Xiao Lin looked surprised: "Are you waiting for me?"
"You ignored me when I came to look for you before, but now you take the initiative to wait for me? You are really interesting."
The young man in white shirt said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense! Take out all the things you cheated from!"
Xiao Lin couldn't guess what the other party meant: "What you cheated? Do you want it? Then if you didn't tell me earlier, I've thrown them all away."
Of course the boy in white shirt didn't believe it: "Throw it away? Who are you lying to?"
Xiao Lin did not dismount: "Hey, do you know that your face turns red when you are angry, just like a girl? I happen to know a girl like you, her name is Lihua, she is also beautiful, if you are interested
If so, I can introduce her to you."
Hearing that Xiao Lin was so frivolous, the young man in white turned even redder, looking like a little girl.
Then the young man in white said angrily: "Since I lost it, I have to pay for it!"
Xiao Lin smiled and said: "Compensation? I think you came after me this time not to make me compensate, right? But you wanted to catch up. As for the reason for catching up, it must be...hehe."
The young man in white pulled out his sharp sword and pointed it at Xiao Lin: "What does hey mean?"
Xiao Lin was not afraid of him: "It means whatever you say it means."
The boy in white said: "Do you think I caught up with you because I wanted to make friends with you?"
Xiao Lin was noncommittal: "Maybe it's more than just making friends."
The young man in white finally couldn't help it: "I see that you won't shed tears until you see the coffin. Today I will do justice to God and get rid of you, a thief."
Xiao Lin asked: "You want to kill me?"
The face of the young man in white suddenly changed: "You are still young, I won't kill you, but I want you to worship me as your teacher, and I will teach you well in the future so that you will not harm the world."
Xiao Lin had a weird look on his face: "Apprenticeship? It turns out you want to be my master."
After saying that, Xiao Lin suddenly burst into laughter.
The boy in white regained his anger: "You think it's funny?"
Xiao Lin asked: "Do you think you are better than me in that way? You actually want to be my master? I am more like your master."
You must know that Xiao Lin is a super strong man with Dou Emperor cultivation, and he possesses several extraordinary fighting skills, but his cultivation was inexplicably sealed away by the Valley of the Dead. It is not easy to be Xiao Lin's master.
The young man in white said proudly: "Did you know that I am the number one master in this area!"
Xiao Lin saw the other party's origin at a glance: "If you were really a master, you wouldn't have escaped to this grassland. You see, you are neither here to do business nor to enjoy the mountains and rivers. The only possibility is to be chased in Guanzhong."
Kill, you came to this place to escape, is there anything wrong with what I said?"
The young man in white clothes was shocked. He didn't expect that the prodigal man in front of him could see his situation at a glance. However, the young man in white clothes was not discouraged: "You are talking nonsense!"
Xiao Lin didn't care whether the other party admitted it or not, and said directly: "How about this, let's compete, and whoever loses will become the other party's apprentice."
The boy in white said: "Then you are determined!"
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Lin had already rushed over. He jumped up suddenly, and suddenly the eagle caught the rabbit and attacked the vital parts of the young man in white.
The young man in white clothes was shocked. He didn't expect that Xiao Lin would play his cards so unconventionally. Xiao Lin accidentally bullied him behind him. However, the young man in white clothes did not panic. He didn't even look back. He used his backhand to attack with acupuncture skills.
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Xiao Lin's eyes widened. He thought he had the upper hand, but he didn't expect to be overturned.
Thinking that his current cultivation level was sealed, Xiao Lin immediately shouted: "Wait!"
The boy in white stopped his attack abruptly: "What's wrong with you?"
Xiao Lin said: "If you can see through my moves, I will lose."
The young man in white said: "It's a deal!"
After that, the two of them struggled together again. Xiao Lin relied on his own physical strength to fight hand-to-hand with the young man in white. He used his palms, fists, and feet for a while. It was simply a bastard punch that made people confused.
However, the young man in white clothes is indeed not weak. After a scuffle, the young man in white clothes suddenly burst out of his body and released his fighting spirit. In an instant, he knocked Xiao Lin back one meter, and he was about to pursue the victory.
"Wait!" Xiao Lin was shocked. He didn't expect that the opponent actually had fighting spirit in his body.
Xiao Lin never imagined that the opponent actually had fighting spirit in his body. As soon as the two sides exchanged blows, Xiao Lin immediately felt a thousand times more pressure.
It's not fair for a person without fighting spirit to fight with a person who has fighting spirit. The next moment, the boy in white came with a punch. Xiao Lin couldn't dodge, so he suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute!"
As expected, the young man in white stopped, with a puzzled look on his face: "What are you waiting for?"
Xiao Lin suddenly punched six times in succession: "Wait until I hit you!"
"You're cheating!"
The boy in white clothes was about to burst out of his lungs. He didn't expect Xiao Lin to use such a dirty move.
After finally dealing with Xiao Lin's sudden attack, the boy in white was about to fight back, but Xiao Lin shouted again: "I have a question!"
"No problem can save you!" Of course the boy in white will not be fooled again.
Xiao Lin suddenly took several steps back: "We have been fighting for so long and you haven't seen my moves yet. Should I be considered the winner?"
The young man in white looked at Xiao Lin and thought: "Your tricks don't look like those of a native of Dead Man's Valley. Could it be that you are an outsider?"
Xiao Lin smiled and said, "Aren't you the same?"
The young man in white said warily: "How do you know I'm not from here?"
Xiao Lin said: "You have fighting spirit in you, you definitely come from somewhere else."
The young man in white stepped forward again, with a set of boxing techniques that seemed chaotic yet extremely orderly. He moved around Xiao Lin, forcing Xiao Lin to have no way out.
Now Xiao Lin didn't even have a chance to speak. He had to deal with it, but the other party had fighting spirit after all. Gradually, Xiao Lin began to lose his strength. He suddenly said: "Stop, stop, stop! I am willing to learn!"
The boy in white clothes really stopped and said: "My boxing technique is very good, it is a very good fighting skill. If you follow me and learn from it, you will never suffer any loss."
Xiao Lin agreed: "Your boxing technique is as unstructured as a madman's boxing. It's a pity that you are not a madman. If you were also crazy, this boxing technique would be several times more powerful."
The young man in white frowned and said, "Don't you want me to be your teacher? How dare you be so rude?"
Xiao Lin rogue said: "I just said to learn boxing, but I didn't say to become a disciple."
The boy in white said angrily: "Do you still want to compete with me?"
Xiao Lin hurriedly waved his hands and shook his head: "I can't fight. I can't fight. I know a palm technique called Five-step Absolute Yin Palm. If you take five steps with this palm, you will bleed to death from all seven orifices. If you dare to come up again, I won't be polite. This
Palm technique has no antidote."
Although he didn't believe it, the young man in white still said: "That's nonsense! How can there be such an evil palm technique in this world?"
Xiao Lin said: "Just because you don't know, doesn't mean you don't have it. I'm not a native of Dead Man's Valley. The things I bring are things you haven't seen before. I'm very proficient in this palm technique, and..."
The young man in white said disdainfully: "And you have secretly slapped me before, right?"
Xiao Lin nodded and said, "You are so smart."
"What nonsense!"
Of course the young man in white refused to believe it, but as Xiao Lin said, he was not a native of Dead Man Valley, so naturally he brought some gadgets that he had never seen before. Moreover, the name of Five Steps Absolute Yin Palm was really scary and scary.
Somewhat scared.
"You don't believe it?" Xiao Lin asked.
Of course the boy in white didn't believe it.
Xiao Lin suddenly said: "Please touch your third rib on the left. Does it hurt now?"
The young man in white was doubtful and reached out to touch the third rib on the left. Then his expression suddenly changed. Xiao Lin seized the opportunity and said with a smile: "What I said is right? If you become a disciple now, I will save your life."
The expression of the young man in white changed drastically. He never imagined that this place would be so painful.
After a pause, the boy in white still said stubbornly: "Everyone would feel itchy in a place like this. What's the point?"
Xiao Lin shook his head and said: "But your place is not itchy, but painful! It hurts! It's like a thousand needles pricking it, it's unbearable."
As if he was touched, the face of the young man in white changed, which was very exciting. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xiao Lin continued: "Yes! You go further to the left and lower, that's where it is, press hard!"
The young man in white followed Xiao Lin's instructions and unconsciously walked over his body, and then pressed it as if he didn't believe it. His whole body froze immediately, and then he fell straight down.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Xiao Lin unscrupulously came to the young man in white, looked at him motionless on the ground, and said: "You have fallen into a trap! Of course there is no five-step Jueyin Palm in this world, but there is something called blood-cutting point!"
Xiao Lin brought the little white horse over and said with a smile: "Unfortunately, I need to study this acupoint technique when I am bored at home. There is one of the most advanced acupoint techniques called blood-cutting acupoint!"
"A person's bloodline points flow with him. You need to observe the time and physical condition to catch them. But once you catch them, you can click on your fatal point. Your life will pass quickly until you die."
At this point, Xiao Lin suddenly squatted down and tapped the left shoulder of the boy in white: "In order to keep you alive, I will loosen your blood. Now your life is not in danger and you can speak."
The young man in white was ashamed. He never thought that he would fall into the hands of a young man. After a long time, he suddenly noticed his shadow and asked: "Have you been observing my shadow before? Then use the shadow to calculate the bloodline points. At the same time,
Lead me into a trap with nonsense, and finally make me hit my own Achilles heel?"
Xiao Lin suddenly clapped his hands: "Not bad, not bad, just a little bit, it's a piece of material."
The young man in white was not a fool. He said: "But you are just a dabbler and don't know how to tap acupuncture points yourself, so you lied to me and let me tap myself."
Xiao Lin clapped his hands and cheered more: "You are so smart. I have only learned a rough idea, and I don't know how to tap acupuncture points. I have no choice but to ask you to do it for me."
The young man in white said humiliatedly: "No thanks."
The young man in white never imagined that his wise life would lead to confusion for a moment. This behavior of trapping himself was simply stupid.
Xiao Lin showed a victor's attitude: "I should thank you, but I still have to thank you for helping me deal with you, hahaha."
The young man in white said bitterly: "It doesn't matter if you use tricks to hurt people!"
Xiao Lin said: "Trick? Do you know how much knowledge is required to pull off such a trick? First, I have to make people guard against me at all times. Second, I have to improvise the five-step Absolute Yin Palm.
Such a scary name makes you have to be vague..."
Xiao Lin said loudly: "This is simply the crystallization of cultivation and wisdom. If my cultivation is not high, how can I teach you to be careful? If my wisdom is not high, how can I teach you not to be careful? You should be careful first and then not be careful.
, it can be seen that you are not as good as me in any way, so it is not unfair for you to take someone like me as your teacher."
The young man in white shouted angrily: "I want you to be my teacher, you...are you dreaming?"
Xiao Lin said: "You made your promise before taking action, how can you go back on your word now?"
The boy in white blushed and said, "Kill me!"
Unexpectedly, the young man in white clothes would rather die than surrender. Xiao Lin paced back and forth.
Suddenly, Xiao Lin thought of a clever plan called intimidation, and said to the young man in white who could not move on the ground: "I don't want to kill you, I just want to slowly cut off your nose with a knife, pierce your eyes, and finally
Cut off your lips, and preferably your ears too to drink.”
The young man in white said humiliatedly: "I'm not afraid of death, so why should I be afraid of you?"
Xiao Lin suddenly squatted down and stared at the boy in white at close range: "Are you really not afraid?"
The boy in white turned his head stubbornly: "Humph!"
Xiao Lin stood up again, thinking quickly, and then Xiao Lin's eyes suddenly lit up: "Okay! You are indeed an unyielding hero. I, Xiao Lin, admire you, so I won't kill you, but I
I will take off your pants, hang you from a tree and spank you."
There are a lot of people who have the integrity to die rather than give in. They will never give in if you are forced to die, but if you ask you to take off your pants and spank them, they will immediately give in.
Sure enough, as soon as Xiao Lin finished speaking, the face of the young man in white turned purple and blue, and he was extremely frightened: "You devil! Damn devil!"
Xiao Lin's face hardened: "Haha? It's okay if you don't call me master, but you dare to insult me like this? It seems that if I don't give you some color, you really don't understand the importance of respecting teachers!"
As he said this, Xiao Lin was about to untie the belt of the boy in white. The boy in white immediately shouted: "Master, Master!!"
After saying that, the young man in white seemed to have been greatly wronged, and then two lines of hot tears fell uncontrollably, and his fragile face immediately became watery.
Xiao Lin took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears: "Why are you crying? A grown man cries like a girl."
"Besides, you have called me master now. This is an unchangeable fact. There is no point in crying anymore."
The young man in white clothes was still crying.
Xiao Lin thought for a while: "If you cry again, I will take off your pants."
As expected, these words worked. The boy in white immediately stopped crying, and only the muffled moans of crying kept coming out of his mouth. What was even more funny was that some of the mustache that the boy in white had attached to his mouth fell off.
I feel pity for this look, mainly because the young man in white is really delicate and his skin is not rough like that of a man, so it must be very comfortable to the touch.
"What's your name?" Xiao Lin asked.
The boy in white didn't want to answer, but Xiao Lin immediately made a move to take off his pants, and then the boy in white immediately said: "Yan Feixue!"
Xiao Lin asked again: "Concubine's concubine?"
The boy in white said: "Of course it's flying!"
Xiao Lin smiled: "I just said, how could a boy like you have such a girly name?"
Yan Feixue's face looked very ugly.
"How old are you?" Xiao Lin asked.
Yan Feixue said: "I am two years older than you!"
Xiao Lin shrugged: "Even if you are older than me, you are disrespectful and have bad conduct. Besides, in this world, a capable person is a teacher, so you have to call me..."
"Xiao Lin! Xiao Lin!!"
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Lin heard a voice coming from a distance, and then saw the pear blossom approaching on horseback, with a hurried expression filled with fear.
Approaching, Lihua almost crawled to Xiao Lin, then clasped her palms together: "Allah, Allah! Thank you for allowing me to find Xiao Lin."
Xiao Lin looked at the pear blossom in confusion: "What's wrong with you? What the hell?"
Lihua couldn't say anything more, so she took Xiao Lin's hand: "It's too late to explain, get on the horse quickly!"