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Chapter 1 I am Yu Huanshui

"Divorce, divorce immediately!!!"

Qian Wen roared at Gan Hong.

Gan Hong looked at the crazy Yu Huanshui in disbelief. He dared to ask for divorce from him. Just a few days ago, he had been begging himself not to leave him and to think more about his children.

"Yu Huanshui, how dare you yell at me!" Gan Hong scolded.

"What can I not dare to do? You are a vicious woman who wants breasts but not breasts, and wants butt but not butt."

Qian Wen picked up the beer on the side and took a sip, and continued to curse, "Let me tell you Gan Hong, don't think that I can't live without you. Anyone can move around the world without you."

Gan Hong, whose chest was heaving violently, was even more furious when he heard these words, "Okay, give me the hidden house book and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau now."

Qian Wen spat at Gan Hong, "You think you are so beautiful, why don't you be so beautiful?"

"Ah..." Gan Hong, like an electric shock, kept stamping his feet on the ground and wiping his face, "Yu Huanshui, you are crazy, you are a bastard, a loser..."

While wiping her face, she angrily scolded Qian Wen, who was no different from a shrew.

"This house is mine. You can't take it away. If you want the divorced house, it belongs to me. You can leave the house." Qian Wen ignored Gan Hong, who was acting like a crazy woman. Instead, he sat on the sofa and crossed his legs.

Gan Hong was very angry now. He didn't know what happened to Yu Huanshui today. He dared to treat her like this. Normally, he would have to apologize and do push-ups if his tone of voice was a little more serious.

I just vomited on myself and asked for a divorce. Are you crazy today?

"Let me tell you, I bought this house before I got married, and I paid the mortgage all by myself. You'd better find a mirror and take a good look at your face. Why is your face so big?"

Qian Wen just yelled at Gan Hong, who was still angry. It was just right to be angry to death, so as not to bully him shamelessly.

When I watched the TV series I Am Yu Huanshui in the past, I was so angry at this shameless woman. Now I just took the opportunity to make her angry.

"Yu Huanshui! How dare you do this to me, I...I..."

Gan Hong was a little incoherent and didn't know what to say. Yu Huanshui, who had always been as docile as a golden retriever, suddenly exploded and didn't know what to do.

"The house is not for me, but for Yu Chen. You don't want your son to live on the street."

After Gan Hong saw that his usual methods were of no use to Yu Huanshui, he began to play the emotional card.

Son? When Qian Wen was watching the TV series, he had some doubts that Yu Chen was not Yu Huanshui's, and now he heard her say so.

"Now I suspect that Yu Chen is not mine. After the DNA is done and it is confirmed that he is my son, I will be making trouble with my son."

[Side mission: Confirm whether Yu Chen is Yu Huanshui’s son. The mission reward is 100,000 yuan.]

Well, the system task has come out again.

"Yu Huanshui, you bastard!" Gan Hong heard this and slammed the door.

"Think about it, remember to call me, divorce is welcome at any time." Qian Wen shouted from behind.

After Gan Hong left, Qian Wen also calmed down slightly. He had just come to this world where I am Yu Huanshui, or he had traveled through time and became Yu Huanshui. As soon as he traveled through time and went to the toilet, Gan Hong came back to pack his things.

Hearing the sound, Qian Wen heard the sound and saw Gan Hong packing his suitcase. Then he received the first side task and took the initiative to tell Gan Hong about divorce. The following is the normal program of the two of them just now.

As for Qian Wen being a person from a parallel space, he just said this when watching the TV series I Am Yu Huanshui. He was so cowardly that he traveled through time.

Once you arrive, you will have a main mission, which is to give Yu Huanshui happiness.

"system."

Qianwen call system.

[Host, you can just recite it silently in your heart, there is no need to shout it out.]

"The system displays all current tasks." Qian Wen thought silently in his mind.

Host: Qian Wen.

Main mission: Give Yu Huanshui the happiness he deserves. Mission reward: Unknown.

Side tasks: 1. Take the initiative to tell Gan Hong about the divorce and get a reward of 50,000 yuan. 2. Confirm whether Yu Chen is Yu Huanshui's son. The task reward is 100,000 yuan.

The system only contains these contents. There is no other power, speed or spirit. It is simple, neat and clear at a glance. It just sends tasks to yourself, and the system rewards you for completing the tasks.

[Complete the task of actively telling Gan Hong about divorce. Reward: 50,000 yuan.]

Is this done? I had a quarrel with Gan Hong and just said divorce, and I got 50,000?

"Buzz~"

It was the sound of a text message coming from the mobile phone. Qian Wen picked up the mobile phone placed on the coffee table. The text message on it showed that the bank balance was 50263.3.

"Bah~ Shameless Gan Hong, this old man only has 200 yuan on his pocket."

There are parts and sums, except for the more than 200 originally in the bank card, the 50,000 has just arrived.

The money came so easily.

"System, if there is too much money in my bank account for no reason, my water meter will not be checked, right?" Qian Wen asked worriedly.

[Host, please rest assured that every task reward given by the system is reasonable and legal, please feel free to use it. 】

With the words "system", he felt relieved.

"Uh~"

There was a sharp pain in his abdomen. Qian Wen fell down on the sofa, covered his belly with his hands, and bowed his whole body.

This must be caused by drinking fake Maotai. Today is the second day after he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. His head and stomach feel dizzy and painful from time to time.

In addition, I drank another bottle of beer just now, and now my stomach is rebelling.

No, I have to lie down for a while.

What a shame. I fell down before I could enjoy Yu Huanshui's crazy life.

Qian Wen got up from the sofa and went to the bedroom to lie down on the bed.

After lying down for a while, it was fine, and I slowly fell asleep. The pain in my abdomen was not as severe as before.

In a daze, Qian Wen had a good dream, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Buzz...buzz..."

Qian Wen, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened by the sound of an electric drill upstairs.

He picked up the cell phone beside him and looked at the time, 8:01.

It's crazy, today is the weekend.

After sleeping for a while, the pain in my abdomen disappeared, and Qian Wen returned to normal.

Listening to the buzzing in his ears, Qian Wen knew that the decoration upstairs had started again.

[Side mission: punish room 601 for decoration. Reward: 50,000 yuan.]

Well, come on, it just so happens that you have to go up and rectify them.

Qian Wen got up, picked up his coat, rubber gloves, and an insulating screwdriver, and walked upstairs. He had no intention of arguing with the decoration workers. He had tried to persuade him like this many times, but it was of no use.

Now that he's here, we have to sort it out today.

I pulled the switch in the renovated room 601. Questions about the power outage soon came from the room. I took an insulating screwdriver and turned it against the switch to remove it.

Holding an insulating screwdriver in his left hand and the removed switch in his right hand, Qian Wen went downstairs without even looking inside the renovated house.

Simply removing the switch won't solve the problem at all. Today, he will make everyone who has bullied him suffer.

I found a trash can in the community, threw the switch away, and then walked towards the security room of the community.

Room 601, upstairs in my own home, was sued numerous times by both the upstairs and downstairs people because the decoration was disturbing the residents. The property management was always evasive, talking to each other in person and behind the scenes. Anyway, the owner had nothing to do with him.

I looked into the security room and saw someone.

Qian Wen pushed the door open and went in.

"Hey...Brother Shui, what do you want to do with us?" the security captain greeted a small security guard.

Don't think that calling you Brother Shui will make these community security guards look up to you. They just want to do more than do less.

Qian Wen didn't care about their titles, "Captain Li, go out and have a smoke."

"Okay." When the community security captain saw this situation, he knew that he was in trouble.

I found a flower bed, squatted down casually, and handed Captain Li a cigarette.

Qian Wen looked at the cigarette in his hand and saw that Furong Wang had bought it together with fake Maotai.

Yu Huanshui's life was really speechless.

"Brother Shui, please tell me something." Captain Li took the initiative to challenge.

Qian Wen took a deep breath and slowly exhaled, "Captain Li, I heard that you are property manager Zhang's brother-in-law?"

"Haha, who did you listen to?" Captain Li did not answer directly, but asked rhetorically.

"Who said this? You can find out if you ask casually. It's not a secret." Qian Wen pinched off the cigarette butt and took a look at Captain Li, who was not a good person at first glance. "I'll give you a job that makes money, will you do it?"

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