He is 12 years old, Qiao Erqiang is 9 years old, Qiao Sanli is 6 years old, Qiao Simei is 5 years old, and Qiao Qiqi is just born.
Five minors are really a headache.
Especially when he thought about the deeds of Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, Qiao Simei, and Qiao Qiqi who had grown up, he couldn't think about anything at all.
Is it because the old house of Qiao's family has bad feng shui? Lao Qiao's family has been unlucky all the way and Mercury is retrograde.
"Big brother, big brother~"
When Qian Wen was lost in thought, a small hand waved in front of him, calling him.
Qian Wen calmed down and turned to look at the little one next to him, "What's wrong, Simei?"
"Brother, the egg custard is about to be steamed." Qiao Erqiang, who was secretly eating salt, covered his mouth and warned.
Qian Wen heard the sound and looked at the steamer in front of him. He estimated the time in his mind and found that it was almost ready.
"They are all greedy cats."
As Qian Wen spoke, he put a piece of cloth on his hand. The moment he opened the lid of the pot, water vapor rose and it became foggy.
The golden, yellow and tender egg custard is ready.
Put a few drops of sesame oil on it and the fragrance will come out.
Looking straight at Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Simei was almost crying.
But neither of them spoke, because both little ones knew that they had to eat before their father, otherwise they would be scolded.
Qian Wen looked towards the main room and saw that Qiao Zuwang seemed to be stuck in his crotch and had gone to the bedroom.
"Go Simei and ask Sanli to come over."
In the small yard, there was a small wooden basin in front of Sanli. There were some of their clothes in it, and they were washing them.
After Qiao's mother left, Qiao Zuwang didn't care about anything at home. Qiao Yicheng basically took care of the house. He did everything like cooking, washing clothes, and buying groceries, and he took care of his younger brothers and sisters.
The gentle and sensible Qiao Sanli feels sorry for her brother, and usually takes the initiative to help with whatever she can, such as washing clothes and so on.
"Brother, do you want to serve the egg custard to dad?" Qiao Simei wiped the corner of her mouth and asked dissatisfiedly.
"Little greedy cat, hurry up and call Sanli, and I'll share the egg custard with you." Qian Wen scratched his delicate little nose.
I can't see how Qiao Simei will grow up to be a nymphomaniac when she grows up?
Qian Wen thought and shook his head.
Qiao Erqiang likes the gentle female master who is almost ten years older than him. In addition to the charming and charming female master who takes special care of him, there is also a certain reason why Qiao Erqiang has lacked maternal love since he was a child. What else can he think of if Qiao Erqiang likes the female master?
of pass.
But why did Qiao Simei become a nymphomaniac? What kind of stimulation did she receive?
Martial arts novel?
Haven't figured it out yet?
"Oh~ I'll ask the third sister to go." Qiao Simei felt excited when she heard that she was going to share the egg custard.
Qian Wen couldn't help but shook his head in a funny way, took a spoon, made a "Y" sign on the egg custard in the bowl, and divided it into three parts.
"Brother, if we don't call you dad, how about we eat first?" Qiao Erqiang, who was already greedy, licked his lips and asked.
"He'll do it himself when he's hungry," Qian Wen said nonchalantly.
The three little ones are still young, so it's okay for him to take care of them. Qiao Zuwang is already so big, with hands and feet, so he can have enough food and clothing.
Moreover, when the Qiao family was making steamed egg custard in the play, Qiao Zuwang basically ate it all alone. He only gave a few kids a few chopsticks to taste it, but Qiao Yicheng couldn't even eat it.
He doesn't care what Qiao Yicheng does, now he can divide the Qiao family however he wants.
"Brother, you called me?" Qiao Sanli walked in while wiping her hands.
"Brother, egg custard." Calling her sister, Qiao Simei asked for credit.
He reached out and tapped Qiao Simei, who has been clever since he was a child. He put the egg custard in his hand aside and said, "You guys eat quickly, one portion for each person, and don't take others'."
"Oh oh oh, I have some egg custard." Qiao Simei shouted happily.
"Simei, please keep your voice down, be careful..." Qiao Erqiang obviously knew that his eldest brother wanted them to eat the egg custard instead of his father, so he hurriedly blocked his little sister's mouth.
"Brother, Dad knows..." Qiao Simei and Qiao Erqiang looked at him.
"It's okay, there's still porridge and pickles.
You can eat in peace, your brother is here." Qian Wen continued to fill the pot with rice.
When Qian Wen said this, Qiao Erqiang felt relieved and ran to grab the egg custard with his little sister, "Simei, don't grab mine."
"Second brother, I didn't steal it from you, haha, but I chose the biggest one."
Si Mei and Er Qiang are happily eating egg custard. You take one bite and I take one bite.
Simei was so hot that she exhaled, but her big eyes were smiling.
Sanli glanced at Qiao Erqiang and Qiao Simei, and then looked at him, "Brother, why don't you give me mine to dad?"
Otherwise, dad won’t be able to see the egg custard and will have to..."
Looking at the gentle and sensible Qiao Sanli at such a young age, Qian Wen stretched out his hand and rubbed her little head, reassuring her and saying, "Go, eat the egg custard quickly, otherwise it won't taste good when it gets cold."
Qiao Sanli rubbed the palm of his hand like a kitten, gently squinted her eyes and said, "Yeah."
Qiao Sanli is the closest to her eldest brother.
"No more, I just took a few bites."
"Simei, that's from Sanli, you're not allowed to eat it."
Seeing the little girl biting the spoon and looking at the remaining portion in the bowl, Qiao Erqiang hurriedly stopped her.
"I know, I'm just going to look at it and not eat it." Qiao Simei still licked the spoon greedily.
"Third sister, eat, eat quickly."
Qiao Sanli smiled and asked for the egg custard. She also liked the egg custard.
But suddenly I was stunned. The bowl was only divided into... one, two, and three portions. Why was there no big brother's portion?
Looking back at him, he hesitated and said, "Brother?"
"He is not a big man, but he is very considerate.
Eat quickly." Qian Wen smiled.
Qiao Sanli didn't say anything and ate the egg custard. She couldn't let her eldest brother's good intentions go to waste.
Qian Wen smiled and poured the porridge in the pot into several arranged bowls. The egg custard was just for the little ones to satisfy their cravings.
While eating the egg custard, Qiao Sanli also curled her eyes.
"Brother, let me serve you the food." The clever little Qiao Simei flattered him.
"Brother, I'll just come." Qiao Erqiang also said hurriedly.
Qian Wen nodded, and suddenly saw the salt shaker beside him from the corner of his eye, "Second Qiang, don't eat salt anymore.
Just eating this stuff is not good for your current health."
Qiao Erqiang is a glutton, he is greedy for everything. He has tasted all the spices at home, especially salt. He feels that something is missing in his mouth, so he secretly eats a little bit.
It's okay to eat it once or twice, but if you eat it like this regularly, it lacks nutrients and is not good for your body at all.
"I know, brother." Qiao Erqiang stuck out his tongue.
Qian Wen knew that this was because the living allowance provided by Qiao Zuwang was too little. The children basically relied on rice porridge to satisfy their hunger every day, and pasta was rarely available.
It seems he needs to get some meat back, he is a carnivore.
"Brother, today's porridge is really thick." Simei stood on tiptoes and carefully carried the bowl and said happily.
Hearing this, Qiao Erqiang looked at it and was shocked, "Brother, what's going on at home?"
One bowl of rice porridge today is as good as three bowls in the past.
"Aren't you happy to eat better?"
Qian Wen walked towards the main room with pickles in one hand and rice porridge in the other.
After finishing the egg custard, Qiao Sanli and Qiao Erqiang looked at each other.
"Brother, what happened today?" Qiao Erqiang asked.
"No... I don't know." Qiao Sanli, who was the most considerate to her eldest brother, was also confused at this moment.
"Brother is so nice today." Qiao Simei said cheerfully.
Not only did she have egg custard to eat, but she also had thick porridge to drink. She thought it would be great if she could do this every day.
The three little ones, carrying bowls, followed Qian Wen and lined up into the main room.
Qiao Zuwang, who was in his room, was almost relieved. He had just done a big split and almost let him pass. Now his crotch is still sore.
I stood up and stomped my feet uncomfortably. The usual steps of a man turned into the steps of an old lady, and I walked out of the house little by little.
Qian Wen and the others in the main room had just prepared dinner.
"Is dinner ready?
I want sesame oil added to my egg custard." As Qiao Zuwang said something, he suddenly thought of something and hurriedly warned, "Just put a little sesame oil in it, it's very expensive."
But Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, and Qiao Simei didn't move, they just stood there stiffly.
Several pairs of eyes looked at Qian Wen. Qian Wen shook his head and smiled, then turned around and served Qiao Zuwang some egg custard.
The three little ones stared at each other, feeling that they were going to be unlucky.
Qiao Zuwang slowly sat down with a smile on his face, thinking in his mind that he had to eat what he needed to replenish himself. He had just been injured accidentally and needed to replenish himself.
"Huh?" Qiao Zuwang just picked up the chopsticks, lowered his head, and finally noticed the thick porridge, and said, "Qiao Yicheng, you can't do it anymore, put so much rice?"
The three children trembled when they heard the sound, and all looked towards the kitchen in the small courtyard, calling in their hearts for the elder brother to come back soon~
Qian Wen quickly complied with their wishes and came back with a bowl.
"Qiao Yicheng, what happened to you today?
Is this how the rice is cooked?" Qiao Zuwang tapped the bowl with his chopsticks and asked Qian distressed.
Qian Wen glanced at him nonchalantly and threw the bowl in front of him.
The clear soup with only a few grains of rice in it was thin and watery. How dare you call it porridge?
Rice washing water is more nutritious than it.
"What's your attitude? Give me the egg custard, turn it over..." Qiao Zuwang looked at the empty egg custard bowl in front of him, and it got stuck.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, and Qiao Simei all took a step back and headed towards the small courtyard, where they could run away in a moment.
Pa~
Qiao Zuwang slammed the table, stood up suddenly, and glared at Qian Wen.
But before he could say anything, a sharp tearing pain in his crotch surged into his heart, and he said with a sour expression, "Oh, oh, oh, it hurts~"
Qian Wen twitched the corner of his mouth, what a fool!
After a moment of relief, Qiao Zuwang saw his expression and said angrily, "Qiao Yicheng, are you going to make a big splash today?"
"There are still some egg custard residue in the bowl, you can use a spoon to scrape it off.
It's not like adults to grab something to eat with a child." Qian Wen said seriously.
Qiao Zuwang's eyes were as big as a bull's eye. He was choked and speechless. He pointed his trembling finger at him.
Qian Wen ignored him and just pointed.
Looking at the young man at the door who was acting according to the situation, he said funnyly, "Okay, aren't you hungry? Hurry up and eat."
The three little ones took their seats carefully, not daring to look at the angry Qiao Zuwang, so they just drank their porridge with their heads down.
"Second brother, it's hot." Qiao Simei drank so hard that the thick rice porridge was a little hot, burning the roof of her mouth.
"Stop talking." Qiao Erqiang almost buried his face in the bowl. He looked at his elder brother and father with his peripheral vision, feeling that a storm was coming.
Qian Wen sat down and naturally took the rice porridge in front of Qiao Zuwang. He did not serve Qiao Zuwang with rice.
He is also a child, okay? Taking care of his younger brothers and sisters is hard enough, but he can't take care of such a big person.
Qiao Zuwang, whose eyes had been following Qian Wen, saw that his rice was gone, and his eyes became more angry. He saw Qian Wen ignoring him and drinking rice porridge comfortably.
In a fit of anger, he put his hands on the table in front of him and tried to lift the table to vent the anger in his heart at this moment.
But...everything often doesn't go according to someone's will.
"Um?"
Why can't I lift it?
Qiao Zuwang lifted it hard again, but the table still remained motionless, as if it had grown on the ground and was one piece.
The third child, who was watching all directions and listening to all directions, realized something was wrong and left the table with his bowl early. When Qiao Erqiang avoided it, he also took the pickles away with him, which was a pity that they dropped on the floor.
Qian Wen lightly pressed the table with one hand, held the bowl with the other hand, blew on the rice porridge, and took a comfortable sip.
In fact, adding some salt to rice porridge is still very delicious. It would be better if you add some vegetables, which is vegetable porridge. Of course, there are meat and preserved eggs, so it is preserved egg and lean meat porridge.
Qian Wen's thoughts are empty and racing in the sky.
If Qiao Zuwang could overturn the dining table in his hands, he would write his name upside down.
‘Maybe the posture is wrong.
Well, yes, it’s just a matter of posture.’
Qiao Zuwang changed his position again and lifted it with all his strength, but still without any success. He finally discovered that Qian Wen was causing trouble.
Then he glanced at Qian Wen's hand that was pressed on the dining table.
In an instant, Qian Wen inadvertently raised his hand and accidentally touched Qiao Zuwang's arm.
"Ah~"
Qiao Zuwang Lightning retracted his arm and rubbed the area touched by Qian Wen.
Numbness, soreness, and a sharp pain.
Now it's tingling, tingling.
"Hiss~" Qiao Zuwang gasped and rubbed his arms.
"The table is free of charge. If you can save it, you don't need to thank me." Qian Wen looked at Qiao Zuwang with a smile and said.
"Qiao Yicheng!" Qiao Zuwang shouted.
I haven't been more angry than today in a year.
Qian Wen stood up and raised Qiao Zuwang's chin with his finger. He was caught off guard, and Qiao Zuwang's lower jaw and upper jaw roared loudly, and his teeth connected.
Click~
Then there was a series of coughing sounds.
"Cough cough cough cough~"
Qiao Zuwang choked on his own saliva.
"You're thirty-five or sixty years old, why are you so anxious?
Be steady." Qian Wen said seriously.
Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, and Qiao Simei, who were standing at the door of the hall, holding their own bowls, noticed that their eldest brother had changed.
Becoming naughty.
Qiao Zuwang, who had just wiped the corner of his mouth, suddenly lost his breath when he heard this, "Cough cough cough cough~"
"Look, I'm choking again.
Let me show you."
Qian Wen said and started to check Qiao Zuwang's body, but every time he touched a part, Qiao Zuwang felt soreness, numbness and tingling in that part.
Soon Qiao Zuwang started break dancing on the spot.
"Oh yeah...you, you, you...don't touch me..."
Qiao Zuwang jumped up on the spot, the injury on his crotch was healed, and he stayed away from Qian Wen.
"I don't know the heart of a good person." Qian Wen clapped his hands.
His martial arts doctor is no joke, he just takes your pulse and acupunctures you wherever you are given.
Qiao Zuwang was far away from him, Qian Wen was too lazy to pay attention to him, and waved to Sanxiao standing at the door, "Come back for dinner."
Then he looked at Qiao Zuwang and said, "Your rice is in the pot. Serve it yourself."
We are still young, what should we do if we get burned?
After all, you don’t have any money for our medical treatment.
We think for your sake. It is better to do less than to do more.
You don’t need to thank me, I’m older and I have to be more considerate.”
Qiao Zuwang pointed at him and gritted his teeth and said, "Qiao Yicheng, you did it on purpose!"
"Eh?" Qian Wen looked like you could tell, "Don't talk nonsense."
Qiao Zuwang found that he suddenly did not recognize his eldest son.
"Eat, eat." Qian Wen smiled and asked Sanxiao to eat quickly.
The angry Qiao Zu saw that he could not embarrass Qian Wen and could not uphold his old father's majesty. He finally waved his hand and went out to play mahjong without eating.
Qian Wen shrugged when he saw it and had no time to pay attention to him. He still had to figure out how to live next.
After all, he is too young.
Even if Qiqi comes back, he doesn't know how to take care of him.