【Add to ask for gold medals! Hilarious wedding scene!】
When Zhou Zhilan was still sleeping well, she was already awakened by Chen Minjuan and kept urging: "I'm still asleep, but the makeup artist is here, hurry up and put on makeup and dress up. Use a reader to read tens of millions of novels, no advertisements at all!"
After reaching out to touch the phone and checking the time, Zhou Zhilan frowned and muttered: "Mom, it's only five o'clock! I'll sleep for a while..."
Chen Minjuan directly pulled the thin quilt on her daughter, "It will be too late to sleep for a while... Why don't you care about getting married by yourself?"
What are you concerned about? I have already had acquainted with the army once, but this time I really can't arouse her a lot of excitement and joy - it's just a welcome guest, eating, drinking - Zhou Zhilan thought it was very simple, but unfortunately, this
Once she was really wrong![
The mother and daughter were still bargaining. When the phone rang, she looked at the name of the caller ID and wailed and answered: "You are here to urge me to get up too, are you?"
Ye Shaocong smiled, "Smart! Get up quickly."
"Don't...I'm so sleepy-" Facing her husband, Zhou Zhilan became more and more coquettish, and she was sobbing in the quilt. He heard Ye Shaocong's blood immediately boiled and asked gritted teeth: "What are you doing with humming! Don't seduce
"Confused" me!"
Zhou Zhilan yelled back under the quilt: "Rogue! I'll blame others if I don't have the right mind!"
"Haha... it was obviously your ambiguous moan*『Ming"——"
"Ye Shaocong!"
"Okay, let's not talk, get up quickly..."
"Well, it's still early, let's sleep for a while...you come here to pick up the bride later."
"That won't work!" The man became serious and serious, and then thought of something, and asked jokingly: "You got up very early when you were in school... How could you sleep so much now? Are you pregnant?"
Zhou Zhilan sat up suddenly, "What did you say? How could it be so fast!" It took only half a month to calculate, even if she won the bid in the dormitory that time, she wouldn't have reacted so quickly, right?
"I just came back very late last night, and I've been running around these days. I'm just too tired-"
The man seemed to be regretful, smiled maliciously, lowered his voice and said, "It doesn't matter, if you don't have a pregnancy, my husband will continue to work hard!"
"Ye, Shao, Cong!" Zhou Zhilan couldn't sleep because of his riot. Noisy sounds came from downstairs. She must have been busy, so she had to get up, "Forget it, I'll get up-
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Chen Minjuan saw that her daughter hung up the phone and then entered the house again. While cleaning her room, she taught a lesson in the tone of an elder: "I'm going to get married, why are you still yelling? Your mother-in-law likes you anymore, you're doing this.
As Shaocong yelled, I felt a little uncomfortable as an elder.”
Zhou Zhilan held her mouth, "Mom, you're thinking too much... we usually speak."
"That's why I remind you... When you get married in the future, you must learn to be gentle and considerate... Don't work too hard. Shaocong's work is special, so you should care more. Let me hear you like this again
He screams, be careful.”
"Mom, people say that mother-in-law is more and more attracted to her son-in-law... This is the most appropriate thing to use on you!"
Chen Minjuan smiled, "I'm not sure about Shaocong's sincerity to you! Put your heart in mind, and your mother-in-law is willing to see you treat Shaocong better."
"My mother-in-law is the godmother, and the godmother has always loved me."[
"No matter what, if you become someone else's wife, you can't be as big or small as before. Remember?"
Seeing that her mother repeatedly talked about this, her face was serious and serious, she nodded while wearing clothes: "Mom, don't worry... Do you still don't know what kind of sexual character your daughter has?"
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Ye Shaocong brought all the wedding dresses customized by him, and also rented two sets of dresses to wear when welcoming guests. Before going to the hotel, Zhou Zhilan chose the knee-length white for the sake of convenience.
Small yarn dress.
The makeup artist did not make too complicated styles of her hair, but just curled it slightly and put it on a roll, and a small crown was tied to the top of her head. She dressed up in a simple and generous manner, pretty and lively, and saw Fang Xiuyun and others who came in.
He was stunned and called the goddess to descend to earth.
Seeing the sisters wearing bridesmaid dresses pouring into the room, Zhou Zhilan realized the difference between this wedding and the one in the army - at least, there are her own relatives and friends here, and her happiness can be shared, as if it is like
The world showed her happiness and suddenly felt even happier.
Zhang Xinran was in a bad mood, but she was well concealed. She was considered an old acquaintance with Fang Xiuyun and others, and she started chatting after meeting her.
Dressing up everything, Zhou Zhilan sat on the bed covered with red brocade, looking at the words of joy everywhere in the room, listening to the lively sounds outside, and suddenly became nervous.
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Ye Shaocong is still wearing a military uniform, which is a bit thicker than the weather, but in order to look formal and solemn, he still wears neatly. The three best men are Song Kaige, Wang Jianbo and Zhang Xinran's cousin Zhang Chengwei, who are all wearing black dresses.
, dress up with a high spirit.
At eight o'clock, the wedding team arrived at the municipal compound, which was low-key and eye-catching, winding hundreds of meters like a long dragon. Mayor Zhou was going to marry his daughter, and the whole compound knew it, and he thought it would be easy.
The guard at the door, who knew the convoy stopped.
Wang Jianbo stretched out his head from the car and shouted at the guard at the door: "Why don't you let it go?"
The guard was also very aggrieved: "Mr. Wang, it's not that we won't let go. You see, this road is not blocked by us..."
Wang Jianbo opened the door and found out that it was the security guard in the yard blocking the road. He immediately understood.
Ye Shaocong called impatiently, "Jianbo, what's going on?"
"Oh, nothing... I want wedding candy!"
"Give it! Didn't you bring a car of candy? Send it quickly! Let them get out of the way!" He couldn't wait to pick up his wife. These people were deliberately making trouble. Isn't it just a few candies? Eat your teeth
Not responsible!
Without saying anything, Wang Jianbo had already recruited people to send candy. The wedding team quickly moved again and headed towards the Zhou family compound.
Zhou Family
Zhou Zhilan was about to fall asleep while sitting on the bed. An Li's excited voice suddenly came downstairs: "Aunt Zhou, Aunt Zhou, the wedding team is here!"
"Come here?"
"Quick! Close the door!"[
When they heard that the groom was coming, everyone quickly took action. From the courtyard fence outside the door to the living room door, to Zhou Zhilan's room door, they were all closed.
Zhou Zhilan was about to fall to the bed when she heard the sound of her spirits again. Fang Xiuyun, Xie Yu, Zhang Xinran and the other young sisters in the courtyard rushed into her room like a rushing trip and slammed the door.
He was startled and was about to get out of bed: "What's wrong with you?"
"The groom is here, close the door!"
"...Oh." Zhou Zhilan realized it later. When she remembered the custom of opening a red envelope for marriage, she couldn't sit still and wanted to run out of bed to get involved.
Zhang Xinran turned around and sniffed: "You are the bride, can you be more reserved?"
Zhou Zhilan was embarrassed to retreat again, but she could no longer sit still, and her heart was bouncing.
Downstairs, there were already noisy sounds coming from the bustling place.
The wedding carriage parked at the door of Zhou's house. The groom came down with a bouquet in his hand. All the best men were in place. Many friends who were welcoming each other were surrounded and blocked the door of the Zhou family courtyard and shouted to open the door.
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The people who checked this are Zhou Zhilan's younger brothers and sisters, or nephews and nieces. Ye Shaocong saw that they were all children and it was difficult to "use force". He generously "touched" the red envelopes, and sent them one by one and two, and soon
——The first door opens.
The children were not stupid, or the parents had already explained in advance, and they all ran away with red envelopes, entered the living room and closed the door.
This is the first time that Song Kaige has witnessed the "folk" wedding scene with his own eyes. Seeing so many people reaching out for red envelopes, he looked at the groom worriedly, "How many red envelopes have you brought? Is it enough?"
Ye Shaocong had inquired about the situation here in advance and was already angry with his mother-in-law, so he was naturally ready. After opening the door of the courtyard, he couldn't wait to go in and snorted proudly: "Nonsense! Besides, if it's not enough, I'll steal someone.
Let's go!" Let's be polite first and then soldiers.
However, the second door was not as simple as imagined. The person inside actually asked the groom to sing first, then hand in the red envelope, and finally let it go.
Ye Shaocong turned dark as soon as he heard this, "What song should I sing? No!"
Although Zhou Zhilan sat in the room, she could not help but burst into laughter when she heard Ye Shaocong's words, "Tell him to sing? I think it's similar to a sow climbing a tree!"
Xie Yu looked back, "That's not necessarily true! Those who are in the army cannot sing popular songs, will they always have green songs in the army?"
Sure enough, Ye Shaocong, who was blocked outside the door downstairs, found that roaring his voice was useless, and sang a powerful song "Chinese Soldier":
Soldiers
Soldiers
The iron-torn military soul is tempered in the war
Soldiers
Soldiers
Cultivate the spirit of victory from life and death
Chinese soldiers
The descendants of the Yellow River
Ideal future
Love Youth
In the hearts of the soldiers of the Republic
The highest interest
Forever belongs to the people
Belongs to the people
Belongs to the people
Belongs to the people
Soldiers
Soldiers
The war god with green color rolled up in the smoke
Soldiers
Soldiers
The deep love between fish and water is blended in the wind and rain
Chinese soldiers
The Incarnation of the Great Wall
Brothers and sisters
Family members
In the eyes of the Republic's soldiers
The safety of the motherland
Forever engraved in the heart
Belongs to the people
Belongs to the people
The safety of the motherland
Engraved in the heart
Among the teams who came to pick up the bride, many of them were Ye Shaocong's retired comrades, who came from all over the country to help "rob bride". At this time, as soon as the groom's voice opened, the veterans were singing with great enthusiasm, and the deputy
The songs were all right, and the momentum at that time made all the guests in the audience respect!
After the song was over, many people were still immersed in the heroic and heroic song. When Ye Shaocong was about to take the opportunity to knock the door open, someone shouted: "Let the groom sing a love song! Only after singing a love song can he let it go!"
"Yes, yes! Sing "Sweet Honey"!"
"Sing "You Are Marry Me Today"!"
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Upstairs, Zhou Zhilan was already smiling so hard that she couldn't stand up, "Sweet Honey", "You Are Marrying Me Today"... How could that man sing such a tender and lingering song!
Indeed, Ye Shaocong couldn't sing such beautiful love songs, so he had to yell with a dark face: "It's not easy to listen to me singing military songs. I'll forgive me if I say you should! I'll give me somebody who opens the door.
Is the big red envelope OK?”
“…”
"two!"
"Three! If I don't open it, I will hit the door! Take care of my own casualties!"
The red envelopes are usually relatively small, just a lively painting. Ye Shaocong said this at this time, and someone immediately became moved.
A small gap was drawn out of the door panel, and a little boy's voice came from inside: "Uncle, I like soldiers so much! I don't want red envelopes, I'll open the door for you! But you have to promise me that you can be kind to my aunt Zhilan.
OK!"
The person who spoke was Zhou Zhilan's nephew, a boy who was only five or six years old. His serious childish words made the adults laugh. Ye Shaocong happily handed over two big red envelopes: "The red envelopes still need to be given! Trouble
Open the door for uncle, I promise you that I will be nice to your aunt Zhilan!"
Ye Shaocong's hand had already reached in, so naturally the door could not be closed, so he had to be knocked open by the force from outside. The adults hurriedly hugged the child and evacuated the chaotic scene to avoid being affected. The half-old child was still stopped.
Ye Shaocong and his best men refused to let go, so he had to "touch out" the red envelopes again and send them out if they saw them.
He gave Song Kaige a look, and the group of people he brought immediately helped him break the back, surrounded the stairs and prevented the group from going up again. He, Wang Jianbo and others, quickly went upstairs and headed straight to the bride's bedroom.
"Here's here!" After observing the battle situation downstairs through the crack in the door, Zhang Xinran quickly came to the door, and the bridesmaids in the room were excited.
Ye Shaocong hurried all the way. At this time, he arrived in front of Zhou Zhilan's door. Instead, he calmed down and sorted out his clothes, and then knocked on the door. "Listen, the people in the room, resist strictness! Those who don't want to be exiled, hurry up and get out of the way!"
"If you want to open the door, get the red envelope!"
Ye Shaocong smiled and said, "Then you have to open a crack, otherwise why would I give a red envelope?"
"Put in from under the crack of the door..."
Ye Shaocong looked at the soles of his feet and found that there was a crack in the door. He was speechless, "What if I give a red envelope, what should you do if you don't open the door?"
"How could this be?! We are not people who are untrustworthy, otherwise we would voluntarily serve as troops and exile on the frontier!"
Everyone laughed.
Ye Shaocong conservatively stuffed one in. When Zhang Xinran saw it, he was dissatisfied: "We have four or five people! One is not enough!"
"Then you open the door and give the rest to the door!" He was not stupid, how could he be completely passive?
Originally, this was just a fun thing. Seeing that it was noisy outside, I guess everyone downstairs rushed up. Zhang Xinran and the others kindly opened the crack in the door. They were all blocking the door, worried that the groom would rush in directly.
People snatch it away.
When Ye Shaocong saw the door open, he couldn't wait to go in, but was stopped by the bridesmaids and stretched out his hand: "Where is the red envelope?"
He reached out and touched out a few red envelopes and handed them over. His eyes never left the pretty white figure sitting among the festive reds in the room. His handsome face was already sweating profusely, and he was smiling.
It's so stingy.
Zhou Zhilan has been waiting for the groom to pass the five passes and kill six generals successfully, but at this time, others really stood in front of her, and she felt embarrassed again, but she was obviously embarrassed, but she wanted to see the grand occasion at the door, so she sat down
Looking around on the bed, the unwavering little wedding act made Ye Shaocong, who was surrounded outside the door, just glanced at it, and he was so itchy that he wanted to run in and hold her in his arms and kiss her hard.
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"I've given the red envelope, why are you still stopping me?" He was about to go in and was surrounded again, and he suddenly became anxious.
Zhang Xinran and the little sisters in the courtyard pushed the groom and groom who had already squeezed in half a step out again, and surrounded the door and started to ask questions: "Those who were just appetizers just now! Now it's a big meal! I want to take the bride away,
Let’s make a show!”
"Didn't you sing just now?"
"Well, so change it now! Dance!"
"Dancing????" Ye Shaocong sneered, "No!"
Zhou Zhilan also felt distressed. She didn't know that the little sisters had such an episode. How could people like Ye Shaocong dance? She was worried and annoyed him, and the scene would be embarrassed later. However, she couldn't take the initiative to rush.
Go out...
Fang Xiuyun smiled and smoothed the scene, "Instructor Ye, you won't make things difficult for you. Just dance the most popular horse riding dance now, just perform two moves!"
This is not difficult?! Although Ye Shaocong is in the army, he is not ignorant. He has always disdained the horse-riding dance in "Jiangnan Style". What kind of bird Uncle * danced? Don't say he doesn't know, it's just
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