"Senior, how long does it take to get to the student union office?" Senior Smiling Fox asked his driver uncle to drive us around the campus at a speed of 60 kilometers per hour for 20 minutes, then got off the car and walked.
After nearly ten minutes, I finally couldn't help but drag him away in front of me.
Oh my god, if this continues, will my freshman dormitory be tidied up, and will I have to sleep at night? Principal Si Yi built the academy so big for no reason because he thought our physical fitness was too poor, and he deliberately wanted to train us in high school.
Because of his thin body? Doesn't he know that physical education is the class we are extremely afraid of? Oh my god.
"It's just up the stairs. The student union office is on the 15th floor." Senior Smiling Fox turned around and looked at me with a smile, and then pointed to the very spectacular spiral staircase.
"Ah?!" I'm sure my white teeth have been frightened to the point of kissing the air. Oh my god, are we going to climb that devilish staircase to heaven in a while?
"Huh?" Senior Smiling Fox finally made his usual expression and raised his eyebrows.[
"Senior, isn't there an elevator?" I swallowed my saliva and asked as I looked up at the spiral staircase to the sky. If there was no elevator, I'd better pass out and let the Smiling Fox students carry me up. Amen.
"Yes." Senior Smiling Fox smiled so sincerely.
"Then..." Let's take the elevator.
"The elevator is under maintenance today, so we have to walk." Senior Smiling Fox showed a very apologetic expression.
On a sunny day, a five-kilogram hailstone fell and hit me hard on the head. It planted me five meters underground without mercy, and I never recovered.
"Can I..." I fainted and asked the senior to carry me up! When this thought appeared in my mind, I started to feel weak... On the fifteenth floor, if I use my own feet, I will definitely use both hands and feet in the end.
...Climbing up, in order to avoid being so embarrassed, I decided to discuss with the senior and come back tomorrow. If he didn't agree, I would just pass him out and save trouble.
"Are you running away, little lotus seed paste bun?" A very nice and annoying voice came from not far away.
I raised my head reflexively.
Hou, is this handsome guy in black with his hands in his pockets and leaning on the stair railing a ghost? The stairs were empty just now, but a handsome guy who deserves to be beat up has actually appeared in such a short period of time?
His shiny black hair was fluttering in the breeze, and two buttons of his black stand-up collared shirt were unbuttoned, revealing his impressive chest. Wow, is this person completely shameless, showing his chest and back in broad daylight?
Oh, you're wearing dark brown pants, and half of your belt is still exposed? What's with that condescending expression? It's amazing to have blue eyes, isn't it just a bit handsome? If you drag yourself like that, you deserve a beating.
ah.
And was the handsome senior’s little lotus bag calling me just now? I turned around and looked around. Apart from the three of us, there wasn’t even a ghost in the scene. With the scary height of the smiling fox senior, this
A handsome senior student wouldn't use such a cute title on him. So, it's me? Is there any mistake? I don't look like lotus seed buns?
"Who are you?" I squinted my eyes to observe him, wondering why this handsome senior looked more and more familiar, as if I had seen him somewhere before.
"You are so forgetful, little lotus seed bun." He took out a piece of weed from his pocket and held it in his mouth, looking at me with a half-smile.
Kuang Dang! Such strong lightning split my memory. He is actually... that is... Minister of Finance Lan Fan? I blinked hard and looked at him deeply. How could it be... that Minister Lan Fan?
How could he be so handsome that he deserved a beating? He just changed his clothes and messed up his hair, but he was so much more handsome than he was in the morning.
Extremely disbelieving in the facts, I rushed forward and looked directly at him. Of course, I stood two steps higher. Lord Buddha, please forgive me for not appreciating your masterpiece this morning.
No! What did he just call me? Lotus seed bun? Is there any mistake? How do I look like a lotus seed bun? At most, I have a round face and look cuter. I don’t look like a round lotus seed bun at all. This rich man
Minister Ce not only deserves a beating for his looks, but also for his words!
"Don't call me Lotus Seed Bun!" I grabbed his collar and yelled.
Unexpectedly, Minister Lan just smiled, spit out the weeds in his mouth gracefully, easily took off my claws, patted his collar, then gracefully hooked his hand at me, turned around and started walking up the stairs, "
Xiaolianrongbao, come up with me and get familiar with the situation, so as not to be unable to find the Student Union office tomorrow."[
Staring at his back, I turned to Senior Smiling Fox for help. Climbing up such a high staircase would make me exhausted even if my legs kept falling!
"Fan, I have something to do, so I'll leave first. I'll leave it to you, my junior." Senior Smiling Fox said to the figure climbing the stairs.
That figure from behind actually waved his hand and continued to struggle up the stairs without looking back?
And Senior Smiling Fox, he walked away cleanly like this, not even a bone was left? Hey, is there any mistake? He ran away like this. I rushed forward to kick and bite him again. Of course, this is still mine.
Imagine.
Looking at the figure walking up the stairs, I made a little calculation. I don't know if I will be caught up if I run away now. Well, the distance is still too far. I'd better wait until he goes farther away before running away.
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"Little lotus seed buns, if you don't want to become a topic of conversation among your classmates tomorrow, just come up with me." Lan Fan, who continued to struggle with the stairs, looked at me condescendingly at the corner of the stairs and said.
Countless silent crows flew over my head.
"I told you not to call me Little Lotus Seed Bun!" I curled my lips at him and reluctantly took the first step. I decided that when I go back, I will build a building with so much money that I have no place to spend it.
The principal of such a big campus was made into a villain and attached to the wall to shoot as darts!
If you don’t want to build such a big campus and such high stairs, just build a few more elevators, drive them in a spiral shape, and call them unique. He is just an annoying old man! Grandpa was right, huh.
"Little Lotus Seed Bun, if you don't keep up, I'm afraid you won't even have time to tidy up the dormitory." The person standing high up looked down and continued walking up.
I surrender! I raised the white flag, surrendered completely, and followed my fate.
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At 6:30 the next morning, at the Student Union office, a small figure happily sang, ate melon seeds, and threw the shells.
Click! A melon seed shell on the left fell on the table, click! A melon seed shell on the right floated to the ground, click! Click! Click! Then a hand of melon seed shells fell to various places.
"La la la... la la la, I am a little expert in eating melon seeds. After eating the melon seed shells, I threw them all over the street. When the minister came, I was shocked and made him jump in anger..." I throw it, I throw it again, and I look forward to it.
With melon seed shells all over the floor, I laughed three hundred times proudly, put the melon seeds in my hand into my backpack, took out a wet tissue to wipe my hands, turned around and left the student union office building, haha, I could already foresee the meeting of the finance minister of Lanzhou University.
What kind of expression would it be like in this environment?
He must be so angry that he vomits blood!
Who told him to offend me? When I arrived at the student union office yesterday, my dear foot had a big blister after climbing fifteen floors of terrifyingly high stairs. My hair was as messy as if I had just been in a fight, and my bones were shaking to pieces.
What a big crime this is. The most hateful thing is that the finance minister of Lan Da, who is so handsome that he deserves to be beaten, can't even take a breath. It's really outraged by both humans and gods! Who am I? Feng Wusha, the black sheep of the Feng family, of course I have a grudge.
He must retaliate, huh, so early this morning, I carried a big bag of melon seeds and came up to eat them. Whoever told him to mess with me deserves to be angry to death!