Of course, these words cannot be uttered. It’s not that I don’t think my life is too long. I just call the director of Yuanhai Academy a pig. He is a ghost only if he is tortured until his flesh and blood are separated. Minister Lan’s gloomy deeds are not the first.
Tianchu is now at Yuankai Academy.
"Senior." I chuckled dryly, and put the thermos box on my chin as a sign of respect, "It's just a photo frame, don't take it so seriously." If he dares to insist that I have a three-year relationship with the student floor, I will
Immediately apply oil on the soles of your feet and you can sneak as far as you can. At worst, you can avoid him from now on and pretend you don't know him.
But, why does this thought make me feel so damn uncomfortable? It seems like my stomach acid is still churning in frustration? Could it be that... I am a masochist?
"Uh." He touched his chin and rubbed it. After a while, he finally made a decision and announced to me, "I think so."
"What do you think?" I looked at him expectantly and said the next words for him, "Forget it?" [
I knew that the rumors outside were just rumors. Minister Lan was obviously very talkative, so he had no sense at all to insist on describing him as a 'Devil Prince'.
"According to the original plan, in the next three years, you must be here at any time." He said very relaxedly, with a look of disapproval, "otherwise..."
I rolled my eyes in my heart, this person really has the nerve to say that! I just used a knife to poke him into a honeycomb! Isn't it just a broken picture frame? I need to lose three years of my beautiful youth. Is it necessary? Is it necessary?
It's not necessary at all. At worst, buy another one. The boutiques are full of exquisite and beautiful photo frames. It's so stupid to pretend that they are not gifts from the girl you like.
"Then... change it to one month?" I negotiated the price with a smile.
"Don't forget." He stretched out his index finger and shook it, and said solemnly, "You have been in debt for one month, and combined with your bad behavior of eating melon seeds in the student union, I have automatically increased your 'sentence' to one year. So.
It is said that three years of follow-up service is already a discounted price."
What a... stinky boy who deserves to be struck by lightning! I'm not afraid of choking to death after worrying about so many things. I slumped my shoulders feebly and decided that it was better to seek help from others than to ask for myself. If I didn't have the same knowledge as him, it would be a waste of time and words.
"Then..." I smiled at him very 'sincerely', adjusted my posture secretly, said a few words and ran away, "Just take your time and daydream!"
Damn it! Not this one! I threw it aside and went into the box to find another one.
This one? No, throw it away.
This one? No, throw it away!
Strangely, the photo in the photo frame in Lan Fan's dormitory looks very familiar. I must have seen it somewhere, but damn, why can't I find it?
Damn it, no, keep throwing it away!
I moved the ball pen I was biting on the left side of my mouth to the right and continued to bite. I blew on the hanging hair. I scratched my hair hard and scratched around in the box angrily.
How could I not find it? I am very familiar with that photo. It must be in the group photos taken by my classmates or in the photo albums I have taken... But, why can't I find it?
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
"Shasha." Grandpa's voice appeared behind him like a ghost.
"Grandpa." I frowned and shouted frantically, turning around and giving him a fierce eye roll, "If you scare someone, you will scare them to death, okay?"
You have lived so long and you still don’t understand this truth? You might be scared to contract a heart disease![
"I'm sorry." Grandpa first apologized, then looked at me with wide eyes like a monster, "Shasha, did you fight with our nanny?"
What?! Where did this flying fairy come from? What do you mean I'm fighting with the nanny? My relationship with Mama Liu obviously couldn't be better, and I, I don't look like a person who can fight, I obviously am
Is it good to be a lady?
What a bad grandpa. I glanced at him, turned around and continued to struggle with the photos in the box.
"What are you looking for?" Grandpa floated to my side.
"Grandpa!" I went crazy! "Don't just follow the real path and use the floating one." It's so big and silent when walking, it will scare people to death.
"But grandpa is practicing Taiji recently." Grandpa looked at me pitifully.
"What does it matter?" I looked at grandpa. Is he too busy recently? Why is he always talking out of context?
"Shasha, you have become stupid." Grandpa tapped my head lightly, sat on the edge of the bed and looked down at me.
"Grandpa!" I looked at him warningly, what do you mean I have become stupid? He is obviously at the end of menopause, and he talks in a confused manner, and no one can understand him, okay?
"Because my body feels much lighter after practicing Tai Chi." Grandpa looked like you are so stupid.
"Please, Grandpa, you can fly over walls and walls by practicing Qinggong." I weakly lowered my head to my chest for three seconds, then raised it up again, pointed at Grandpa's belly with my finger, and began to explain in detail, "Grandpa, with your figure,
After practicing floating on water, I'm afraid you still can't be light, because as far as Chinese martial arts is concerned, its purpose is to keep fit. Secondly, the light body you mentioned can only be found in martial arts novels! In addition, with your figure, grandpa, it is just a matter of practicing
If you float on the water, you will drown in the water, you are too heavy!" In order to confirm the authenticity of what he said, I poked his stomach with my finger again to remind him that the facts cannot be eloquently stated!
This is called the end!
"Do you think I'm fat?" Grandpa exaggeratedly covered his face and cried.
I suspect he is pretending, because every time he can't talk to me, he does this trick.
"Grandpa, I'm looking for something, don't disturb me." What a nasty 'big-bellied fly'.
"What are you looking for?" Grandpa asked with concern.
"Photos." I continued to rummage through the boxes without raising my head.
Alas, no, throw it away!
"Is it a photo of a boy and a girl?" Grandpa asked tentatively.
"How do you know?" I screamed and looked at him, and immediately lay down on my grandfather's lap. I dropped the pen in my mouth into the box, holding the lower pen with both hands and waiting for the answer.
"Isn't there one on your desk?" Grandpa pointed to the photo frame on my desk.
Hey, I stood up and rushed over to pick it up and take a closer look... Sure enough, they are exactly the same? [