Oh, MYGOD! I patted my forehead speechlessly, trying to erase the black line covering it. Didn’t my mother know that such an expression would scare people to death? I sighed, I should have realized a long time ago that there is such a thing
Mom, your heart must be super strong, otherwise you will be scared to death sooner or later.
"Mom!" I rolled my eyes at her and stepped on her foot to remind her, "We have guests here."
"Hey, yes, Shasha is so good." Mom touched my head, coughed slightly, turned her nostrils slightly upward, and asked the big and small people who were doing facial muscle twitching exercises, "Excuse me, Director Situ, what can I do?"
thing?"
"About the child who went home at noon and was embarrassed..." Director Lan said, stroking his eyebrows.
"Director Lan!" Mom interrupted him with a scream, strangled me to her chest, looked at him defensively, crossed her finger, and yelled unhappily, "You are going back on your word, you clearly
You said you didn’t come here for this?”[
"Mom! If you do this, people will say you dote on children." I broke away from my mother's arms, took a deep breath, and finally understood why my grandfather had no objection at all to her going to the countryside to plant sweet potatoes and corn with her father.
Personality, given to her by the Lingsha Group, would probably be divided up within a week, even the bones would be chewed clean.
Look, the big one and the little one are doing facial twitching exercises again, accompanied by crows flying around...
"Doting on children? No way, I just rewarded you with a big chestnut!" Mom looked at me with wide eyes for a long time, retorted with indignation, and then turned to look at the big and small children who were already frightened.
The person asked for confirmation: "Director Lan, I just clearly educated the children, did you see it?"
People big and small nodded stiffly, looking defeated.
"Look, let me tell you, how can I spoil a child?" My mother excitedly asked me for credit.
Let me die, I can't stand it anymore. In this situation, everyone would nod, okay... I really thought they nodded voluntarily, "Mom, you have to invite people to come in and sit down first."
"Yes, I'm sorry, please come to the humble house for a cup of tea." My mother pulled me to the side, made way for me, and made a gesture of invitation.
Two stiff figures walked past...
"Shasha, what kind of tea does mom want to make for them?" Mom glanced at the two figures, leaned down to my ear and whispered: "Do you want to make Grandpa's Dahongpao? Or just make a cup of instant tea?"
God, please send someone to kick me unconscious. Why, why do I have such a mother? The corners of my mouth twitched. I looked at the two figures who suddenly froze, and lowered my head helplessly. My voice was so low,
Very, very shamefully reminded, "Mom, I am a guest."
They must have heard it, otherwise why were their footsteps so heavy, so heavy that they seemed to be pressing a row of footprints on the floor of my house?
"That's right, then let's sacrifice grandpa's big red robe." Mom said regretfully, holding my hand and following the two figures.
Oh my god...why is my life so miserable, with such a mother...