Don’t doubt it. The one who is yelling with his mouth wide open at this moment is my director for the next three years, Teacher Ren Yingchao. From the moment I stepped in, shrank my neck and was scolded seriously, she has been repeating "Fengwusha" for a whole time.
, you are actually late for me!" These words lasted for half an hour. Of course, during this period, I picked up the cup on the table and drank water three times, wiped sweat with a wet tissue five times, and adjusted the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of my nose six times.
times, sighing seven times.
"Director." I stretched out my right hand pitifully and tugged at the corner of her clothes with two fingers - it was all the fault of the Minister of Finance, let's see how I can fix him in the future, huh.
"Go on, I'll give you a chance to explain." The director sighed, looked at me and said.
"I just met a pervert at the school gate." I pursed my lips and pulled on the director's clothes with more force.[
"Pervert?!" The director jumped up and rushed to me, groping around here and there to check whether I was injured. He worriedly said: "Wusha, tell the teacher quickly, has the pervert done anything to you? Have you?"
Didn’t you remember what the pervert looked like? Did he hit you? Let’s call the police immediately!” After saying that, he grabbed me and rushed out.
"Teacher, no, I haven't been molested by a pervert." I grabbed her hard, joking, I made this up, and if I call the police, I won't be able to cheat on her.
"Wusha." The director's eyes immediately turned into mist, and he knelt down and pulled me tightly into his arms, "Don't be afraid, tell the teacher, I will definitely sue that pervert and put him in jail."
"No." I shook my head in her arms. The teacher's arms were indeed different from those of my lovely mother. They were fragrant and smelled like milk. "I hit him with my schoolbag and ran away."
"Wusha, are you sure?" Pulling me out of her arms and looking at it again, the teacher confirmed again.
Nodding affirmatively, I said, "I'm sure! Teacher, I ran away." I was so touched that such a fierce director was so kind-hearted, unlike the soda-selling aunt in the original school who was half-murderous.
"That's good, that's good." The director held me in his arms again and loved me, "I'm sorry, the teacher was so cruel to you just now."
"Teacher, don't cry." My conscience ordered me to stop the director's tears immediately, otherwise the teacher would come in after class and think I had made the teacher cry.
I broke away from the director's arms and reached out to take off the director's glasses. I took out a handkerchief from my bag to wipe away her tears.
"Wu Sha is so good." The director finally got rid of his sadness and burst into laughter.
Of course, I am a well-known and obedient student.
"Teacher, I want to go back to the classroom." He pretended to have a pitiful expression again. Grandpa said that he had no opponent in the world with his tricks, and it was true.
"Okay, teacher, take you to class immediately." She stood up and held my hand.
"Thank you, teacher." I raised a sweet smile and put the handkerchief into my bag. Bingo! I finally ended the bombing for more than half an hour and successfully bought a teacher's heart.
Live and laugh three thousand times, dear classmates, I, Feng Wusha, the black sheep of the Feng family, is here. Look forward to my wonderful life in the future.
Rule 1 for experienced gossips: On the first day of school, immediately make friends with the school's "three aunts" group. The best place to make friends with the "three aunts" group is of course the girls' toilet. This is what I learned in kindergarten.
Experience is also—okay, okay, I started to accumulate it in elementary school.
During the break, the cute me, of course, took a book as a cover and sneaked to the super luxurious toilet that the teacher just introduced.
Hey, what's going on with that bunch of people on the playground? A group fight? Wow, fights also happen at the famous Si Yi Yuan Hai Private Academy?
Seeing the excitement, I immediately opened my legs and rushed forward to push through the crowd, occupying a perfect position.[
However, the scene of two handsome guys looking at each other doesn't seem to be a group fight or a fight. But, this group of people gathered in a group just to watch these two handsome guys look at each other?
Forget it, let’s ignore this for now and just enjoy the handsome guy first.
I have to admit that the effect of Yuanhai Academy uniforms on these two handsome boys is really amazing. Let’s talk about the one on the right first. The white shirt reflects the fair skin, and the slightly curly medium-long hair just covers the ears.
, a pair of very oriental single phoenix eyes are mounted on the high bridge of the nose. Well, the only thing lacking is the lips. Although the thin lips are very attractive, if they can be fuller, he will look like a flawless handsome guy.
Alas, no one or thing in the world is perfect.
On the other hand, another handsome guy, alas, I can only use three words to describe him, oh, no, it’s five words, he is so handsome! Medium-long hair - Do the boys in Yuanhai Academy like to have medium-long hair?
He has big, flexible eyes and a pair of rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose. Although they are rimless, they still block many charming gazes. It is really a fly in the ointment. However, this handsome guy’s lips are quite eye-catching. In fact, when he takes them apart,
Judging from the appearance, these facial features cannot be called outstanding at all, but when put on a face, paired with the Yuanhai Academy uniform, and then hung with a purple logo, my God, it is simply a disaster!
However, why haven't these two people taken action after watching each other for so long? Are these two people going to see each other forever? There are only five minutes until the next class. Also, this guy is
What's going on, he actually went crazy too? Of course, I am an exception, because I am curious by nature.
After a minute, I saw the handsome guy with thin lips twitch his face.
Is the fight about to begin? It’s really exciting.
"You go." The thin-lipped handsome guy said.
"You go." The handsome guy with glasses replied with a blank look.
"You go!" The thin-lipped handsome guy insisted.
"Go away!!" The handsome guy with glasses would rather die than surrender.
"You go!!!" The handsome guy with thin lips insisted.
"Go away!!!!" The handsome guy with glasses is not afraid of the evil forces.
"..."
Why didn't we start fighting? I yawned and blinked to relieve the fatigue. My neck was almost sore. How could these two people be so calm, arguing and starting to fight? Hehe,
Then I ran to the director and told them, haha, they were all punished by running thirty laps on the playground.