Mrs. Li rushed to the Eight Immortals table, picked up the tea bowl and filled it with a sip of tea. She took a deep breath and then recounted what she had just heard. At the end, she said: "Dad, Brother Rui is sending the Taoist priest away."
Well, you’ll know if it’s true or not if you ask, I’m also thinking about my eldest brother.”
Mr. Tian's face turned gloomy. He looked at Tian Huairen and then at his eldest son, feeling a little hesitant.
"No wonder there are so many things going on in our family these days. Dad, I would rather believe it than believe it." Tian Huaixiao also said, and then glanced at Tian Huairen who had his head lowered, and snorted: "If you really do it for everyone,
Okay, the third child won’t say anything even if he thinks about it, the third child, but?”
Tian Huairen moved the corner of his mouth, as if he was very embarrassed, lowered his head and said softly: "It will be like what the second brother said."
"Dad, it's not bad to go and have a look. If it's nonsense, let's climb up." Tian Huaide frowned. Originally, he felt that he had been burdened for a while and nothing was going well, but it turned out that
There is such a saying. Could it be that they are really conflicting? Just listen to what the Taoist priest said.
Mr. Tian was actually anxious, but it was because of Yao'er's face, but the third child said so, and the boss's official affairs were indeed full of twists and turns, so he started to think about it.
"This fortune teller is the best at talking. You are not allowed to interrupt. Please let me speak alone."
When Tian Huairen heard this, his heart dropped suddenly as he expected the old man to take care of him. He felt very sad, and the last trace of guilt that he had originally felt was gone.
The old man still prefers his eldest brother, so it’s okay to split up!
The whole family had not eaten breakfast, and they all gathered around the old man and walked to the door of the front yard. Tian Minrui was pulling the Taoist priest, as if trying to climb him away, and there were many people watching the excitement around.
"You are so ignorant, that's fine. The old Taoist was instructed by the Bodhisattva to give you guidance, but you don't understand the good people's hearts. Bodhisattvas are sensible and wouldn't blame me. The old Taoist will go now." Ping Banxian shook his long sleeves and became angry.
He actually wanted to walk away.
As Tian Minyan watched, she thought to herself that she was indeed a fortune teller. Look how beautiful her words were. Didn't this ancient man worship him after hearing this?
Sure enough, Mrs. Li saw that this posture was not bad, and she quickly ordered her son: "Erlang, go and pull Brother Rui away." After saying that, he quickly stepped forward, blocking Ping Banxian and saying flatteringly.
: "Taoist Priest, the children in our family are ignorant. If you are so kind, please give some advice to our family."
"Second Aunt, you believe his nonsense." Tian Minyan interrupted at the right moment.
"Hmph! Don't think that Second Aunt doesn't know what you're thinking." Mrs. Li snorted meaningfully, glanced at her and then let Ping Banxian enter the house: "Taoist Priest, please show mercy and let me take a look.
Let’s stay at home.”
"Grandpa, this Taoist priest is here to swindle money. Let's get him as soon as possible." Tian Minyan pretended to be panicked and ran to Mr. Tian and said urgently.
"Hey, Yan Yatou, how did I hear you say that what the Taoist priest said is very accurate?" Mrs. Li looked at her sideways as if she knew everything you said, "You are blocking this progress."
What is our family trying to prevent?"
"Second Aunt, what are you talking about? Aren't I just thinking about our family?" Tian Minyan looked guilty, her eyes evasive.
"I'm afraid it's for the sake of your third wife." Mrs. Li sneered.
"Come on, Taoist Master, please show us the Taoist home." Mr. Tian stopped the quarrel between the two and let Ping Banxian enter the house.
"But the Tian family in Yangmei Village, Qingzhou?" Ping Banxian asked, pinching his fingers: "I came here under the guidance of the Bodhisattva. There is absolutely no reason for miscalculation."
"Exactly, exactly." Mrs. Li responded hurriedly.
"That's it." Ping Banxian nodded pretending to be profound, entered the front yard, took a compass and looked around, muttering to himself and not knowing what to say.
Everyone followed him into the inner courtyard without disturbing him. He kept turning the compass and counting with his fingers. The expression on his face was unpredictable. If he hadn't invited him here, Tian Minyan would have almost believed that he was really capable.
Already.
"Is there anyone living in the second compartment of this thing?" Ping Banxian walked to the door of the west compartment, looked up, and said with his fingers: "In the spring of next year, new life will be born here, but this baby has a bad fate.
Damn it, it’s very unlucky to be damaged before it hits the ground.”
When everyone heard this, they were all secretly surprised. How could this Taoist priest be so efficacious?
"Look, look, I just said that this Taoist priest is efficacious. Taoist priest, you are right. My third aunt lives here, and she is pregnant with a baby." Mrs. Li exclaimed first, with a look on her face.
, as if I was right.
"That's it. The so-called east and west are opposite and two and two are in conflict. This is a big taboo. If the fetus is weak, the official luck will be blocked. If you don't succeed enough, you will fail more than you do." Ping Banxian said with a profound look, and walked to the east chamber again.
took a look.
"You see, the so-called sun rises in the east, but the east chamber door faces to the west. The pattern is reversed, and the sun sets in the west. It has already declined before anything happened. It's not good or bad."
"Half-immortal, is there a way to resolve this?" Tian Huaide already felt that he had committed some taboo, but now that the Taoist had said it for a long time, he was even more convinced and quickly asked.
However, Ping Banxian lowered his head and said nothing. He just closed his eyes and pinched his fingers to make plans. He only said: "This master is born in the year of Dragon. Dragon is the sacred object in the sky and the head of all things. There are people in the west chamber who are born in the Year of Tiger."
?”
"The third aunt is born in the year of tiger." Li said quickly.
With Li's gun, Tian Minyan and other people who knew the inside were happy to watch the show without saying a word, only playing supporting roles at the right time.
"Stinky Taoist Priest, are you saying that my mother is trying to suppress my uncle? Bah! Grandpa, if this is really the case, my mother has been married into the Tian family for more than ten years. If you had to say something, it would have been bad a long time ago.
, why are you saying this now?" Tian Minyan said this on purpose. If the first house is unlucky in the future, she can't let the first house think that the third house is trying to control them.
"No, no." Ping Banxian pinched his fingers and shook his head and said: "The tiger is the king of beasts. The so-called flying dragons are in the sky. This one is in the sky and the other is on the ground. They are in peace. Today, in the year of Dingmao, the dragon
If the evil spirit is too severe, if the tigress has a child, she must avoid the dragon and choose another tree to rest on, so that she can give birth to the child safely. If so, the baby may be dead in the womb, or one corpse and two lives in the worst case. If the evil spirit is too strong for those born in the year of the dragon, the evil spirit is too severe.
If you are heavy, your life will not be smooth."
"You, you, you are saying that my uncle is attacking my mother." Tian Minrui's face was filled with shock.
"The pregnant woman in the house almost had a miscarriage? But everything is not going well for this master, which shows that the evil spirit has already taken hold." Ping Banxian looked regretful.
Suddenly there was a loud popping sound on the ground, and everyone looked around and saw Tian Huairen kneeling on the ground, with fear and tears on his face, and lamented: "Please give me some advice, please save my wife and help my brother avert danger."
Tian Minyan opened her mouth wide. Is this her father who is as honest as a stick? In fact, he is the best actor in disguise. How can he be so involved in this kneeling scene?
Yan said this chapter is very crazy and nonsensical, so just laugh it off, she is an idiot~
