"Oh. That," Wu Haosen smiled nonchalantly, "It's just a propaganda strategy. The mercenary group has just been established and needs some gimmicks to attract popularity. Besides, we are not the only ones doing this. I haven't heard of it.
Really? The Yellow Turban Army also spread the word everywhere, and it was their military advisor who made the plans at that time."
"Wu Haosen, first of all you actually compared our Royal Legion with scum like the Yellow Turban Army." Murong Fei was really a little angry, her beautiful eyebrows furrowed.
"Feifei, there's no need to be so serious, right?" Wu Haosen then realized that the other party was really unhappy, and said with a smile, "Anyway, didn't that guy named Huanghuo die in the end? The brother team didn't even make it to the victory list, even if this
The gang came out to look for trouble, but no one believed them."
"Don't you understand? It has nothing to do with whether others are looking for trouble or not. The truth is the truth. No matter what the reason, telling such a lie is a despicable and shameless behavior. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person." Murong Fei said coldly.
She glanced at him with disdain and took a step back, "It's very late. You can go to sleep. Sorry for disturbing you."
"Feifei, Feifei?" Wu Haosen looked stunned and wanted to persuade him to stay, but the other party had already withdrawn with a cold face and slammed the door.
The door that closed with the wind almost brushed Wu Haosen's nose.
"Childish." Wu Haosen rubbed his nose, with a hint of displeasure on his face, "A woman is a woman. At best, she is innocent, at worst, she is stupid. It's really strange, why does my father insist that I marry such a boring woman as my wife?
"
Wu Haosen sneered arrogantly, unbuttoned his shirt again, and threw himself on the bed in frustration. The look of disdain and contempt projected from his beautiful eyes flashed before his eyes.
Damn it, how dare you treat yourself as her fiancé in this manner.
Murong Fei. I will definitely conquer you.
Then trample your pride and self-righteous purity under your feet.
"Ah, I really look forward to seeing such a day." A gentle sinister smile appeared on Wu Haosen's face, "Proud princess, what will it be like for you when you are abandoned?"
***
It's early morning again.
Rubbing his sleepy eyes, someone walked into the living room wearing pajamas and unexpectedly found that a certain brother had already gotten up and was sitting at the dining table reading a newspaper.
"Hi, morning, come and eat some steamed buns." Xiao Yan, who was wearing a white coat, greeted without raising his head, tapping his chin on the hot steamed buns and hot soy milk placed on the table.
"So good today??" Someone felt a little uncomfortable and slowly sat down at the dining table.
"You came back at around three o'clock in the morning last night, right?" Xiao Yan closed the newspaper, an ambiguous smile appeared on his handsome face, "My dear brother, you seem to be very 'busy' recently?"
"You don't have to worry about it." Xiao Song responded calmly and stuffed a bun into his mouth.
"Really? But last night when you were away, dad called." A certain brother held up his chin leisurely, looking like he was always carefree, and glanced over with an evil smile on his lips.
, "I have said everything that needs to be said. They said they would be back in a few days. I think you'd better think of how to explain."
"Their number of days is usually equivalent to more than three months." Someone unmoved picked up another bun and looked back without showing any weakness, "But next time my parents call, I seem to
I should report that I find women's bras in the living room every night."
"I am an adult." Xiao Yan took out a cigarette casually, held it in his mouth and lit it, "It is my right and freedom to have a girlfriend."
"But the cup shape of bras is different every day," Xiao Song looked at him calmly, stretched out a finger and waved, "Brother, not only bras, I also picked up a lot of nightclub business cards~Jiaonu
Friends and prostitutes are two different things, right?"
"If you want to threaten me with this, you are wrong. Anyway, my parents already know who I am." A certain brother smiled and remained unmoved. Instead, he held his chin and glanced at Xiao Song's body with an ambiguous gaze.
He glanced around and said, "But dear brother, you are the one who surprises me lately."
"What's wrong with me? I'm fine." Someone was also very calm. He thought he was disguised and concealed very well.
"Tsk tsk, baby Xiaosong, you know what bad things you have done. You can't hide it from your dear brother's naturally clever nose." Xiao Yan had an evil and handsome smile on his lips, stretched out a finger and flicked it.
Someone tapped his forehead and said, "I smell perfume, cigarettes and strong alcohol on you every day... You still want to lie to me? Tell the truth."
"Ugh..." Xiao Song was stunned for a moment, his face changed several times, he put down the soy milk cup in his hand, and started to hesitate at a loss for words.
"Dear brother, don't be nervous, I have been through this before..." A certain brother patted someone on the shoulder very kindly and kindly, "If you don't want to say it, I won't make it difficult for you..."
"Thank you... thank you." Someone squeezed these two words out of his mouth, and his tone was not very sincere. Instead, he had a black line on his face and was very embarrassed. Damn it, why didn't you know that my brother's nose was in the year of dog?
"It's okay, our Xiaosong has finally grown up. I'm very happy." A smile appeared on Xiao Yan's handsome face, and he rubbed someone's forehead in a doting manner.
It's rare for this guy... to have an elder brother talk to him?
"Brother..." Xiao Song looked up at him and felt a little touched. The old man who spent all day picking up girls, getting drunk, and vomiting everywhere finally said something human...
"Well, let's not talk anymore. Brother has gone to work. Please pay attention to rest. Don't overdo it at the beginning. Young people must learn to cherish their efforts." A certain brother smiled gently, put his hand in the pocket of his white coat, and walked to the door.
Before that, he turned around and blinked, "By the way, I have a gift for you. I put it in the drawer beside your bed yesterday. Did you see it?"
"Bye~~" A certain brother shrugged coolly and left.
"And...a gift?" Someone was touched for a moment, and with a warm heart, he couldn't wait to put down his chopsticks and rushed into his room.
This is the second time in his life that he has received a gift from his brother!!
The first time was when I was seven years old. My brother used a piece of white paper to fold a little angel for himself. But I was very happy that time and kept the little angel for many years.
"It really does exist!!" Someone opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a well-wrapped gift box, and was instantly moved.
With tears in her eyes, she tore open the silk ribbon and opened the box... falling out were a dozen thin plastic packets... and a piece of white paper...
Dear brother:
As a man, the most important thing is to learn safety. Protect yourself and protect your ladies.
Remember to ask me for it after you finish it~
---Your considerate brother.
"...Du, Du Leisi..." Xiao Song held a scattered silver-wrapped plastic bag with an innocent face, read out the only English word printed on it, and showed a confused look, "This is a magic horse...
…”
Just go to Baidu and check it out.
Someone took this small bag and walked into the study with doubts and turned on the computer.
After a while, someone roared in the study, "Xiao Yan!!! You bastard!!!!"
***
Until entering the game world, someone still remains depressed.
Damn it, is there such a brother in the world?
He actually gave his biological brother a lot of "condoms"? The packaging was so fancy. It gave me a surprise in vain.
There was another burst of white light.
Someone with a bad face has logged in.
"Master~~" Dingdang smiled, "What's wrong? You seem very unhappy?"
"fine."
Someone waved his hand coldly and checked the friends displayed on the communicator, "Well, are they all online??"
"Yeah. That's right. After Xiaojun finished typing the dungeon yesterday, he didn't mean to stop coming today if something happened." Dingdang smiled and rubbed someone's face, "Master, don't be like this, just smile~"
"Well, let's go to Shacheng by ourselves first." Someone said a little boringly.
"Master, the dragon egg is only short of 80,000 experience!! Why don't you just kill monsters nearby for a while?" Dingdang kindly suggested.
"Not in the mood." Xiao Song wilted and touched the dragon egg in the cloth bag depressedly, "Let's go to Shacheng first. I haven't been to a large main city yet."
