"Answer this witch's question. I got it right. I'll tell you how to tame the silver-eyed owl." The witch NPC, who was still lazily leaning on the tree branch, said as usual.
"What's the problem?" Xiao Tomb asked calmly. Next to him was the unhappy fox sitting on the broomstick. He was still a little unhappy because he didn't catch the "little talking sheep".
"Am I beautiful?" the witch NPC came over with a wink and asked softly.
"Dear Witch Haylis, you are beautiful and charming." Xiao Tomb replied with a slight smile. The fox next to him darkened his face, reached out and pinched his waist, and said sinisterly, "What did you say?
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"Baby, be good, you are beautiful too." Xiao Tomu whispered with a cold sweat on his face. The fox snorted, "Then who is more charming between me and her?"
"Baby, isn't this a perfunctory way to deal with an NPC? In fact, she asks this every time. Last time I came to buy a crystal ball for you, I also answered the same question." Xiao Tomu explained helplessly in a low voice.
"Humph, even if you are an NPC, you are not allowed to flirt in front of me." The fox said angrily.
These words, of course, fell into the ears of the witch Haylis. This is a real-person virtual game. NPCs in ordinary games. No matter what you say, the NPC can only say fixed and rigid lines. Even if you point at the NPC's nose and curse,
There was no response from the other party either.
But this game is different. The NPCs here are all highly intelligent and emotional. Their thinking ability is equivalent to that of an intelligent robot in the real world, or even more advanced.
Being used to playing other games, Xiao Tomb, as a senior player, obviously forgot about this, so he spoke frankly in front of the female NPC. As a result, this time, the witch Haylis immediately pulled her face down in displeasure, "You
What do you mean? Perfunctory? He is a brat with no hair, or a little wizard, with breasts but no breasts, and a butt but no butt. How can he be more beautiful and charming than this witch?"
"You!" Fox glared angrily, but Xiao Tomu covered his mouth. At the same time, Xiao Tomu nodded repeatedly with a smile, "Yes, yes, the appearance of the witch is unparalleled in the world, and she is so beautiful that no one can see her and not do it.
Overwhelmed? There is no one more charming than you on the entire continent."
"Hey." Unable to break away from the hand covering his mouth, the fox had opened its small mouth and bit Xiao Tomu's finger. Xiao Tomu snorted, but still had a smile on his face, "Please forgive me for what I just said, Madam Witch."
slip of the tongue."
"That's pretty much it. Then, let me ask you another question," the witch Haylis smiled and gave the fox a triumphant smile, then winked at the little tomb pretending to be innocent, "Look, how old is this witch?"
Already?"
"One thousand three hundred and sixty-three years old!!" The fox finally let go of Xiao Tomb's hand, took off the thing covering his mouth, and immediately interrupted angrily, interrupting Xiao Tomu's answer, and he was annoyed.
Rolling his eyes, "You are an old witch who likes to pretend to be young! No wonder you were abandoned by your husband! Disgusting!"