265 Reunion in Reality: A Certain Knight Sitting on the Toilet
"Go, go, what do you know!" Hard Bones slapped Color Skull on the head, "The first wave of charges is often the fiercest, what's wrong with letting those in front be cannon fodder!"
The bastard smiled slyly and said, "That's right, it would be easier for us to stay here and wait to clean up their remaining troops and defeat them."
The seven people in the team were ambushing on both sides of the intersection. The lazy guy was yawning and sitting on the flying broom. The warrior was at the front. The priest and the stupid guy were hiding next to the stone pier at the back. Someone was looking for a
With excellent design, he climbed up the wall of the residential building next to the alley. Cotton and the baby Charmander followed him, while Dabai, as an elite combat force, stayed in front with Captain Jiangu Gu and the others.
Far and near, the shouts of killing came near and far in the alley, and the entire imperial capital was immersed in the battle.
Someone subconsciously clenched his bow and arrow, feeling very nervous due to the chilling atmosphere. He narrowed his eyes and stared at the end of the alley, and drew his bow and arrow.
The three female warriors grunted, carrying sledgehammers, and ran from the alley. The three pairs of big breasts rippled in the movement, almost as if they were about to break through the armor and jump out.
Se Gu Gu, who was hiding in the dark, immediately drooled. He had already activated his "Escape" skill and sneaked in from underneath.
Master Zini's stupid bones began to chant magic in a low voice - it was just a low-level kind. The three blue female warriors were not worthy of his ultimate move. Seeing the three beautiful players getting closer and closer, he clenched his hands.
With the tomahawk inside, he silently calculated the distance in his mind, ten meters, eight meters, five meters, and then shouted "Drink!!" with a loud roar, raised the ax high and rushed out!!
"Yeah! There's an ambush!" A beautiful player yelled in panic, raised the hammer in her hand to resist, and lost half of her health instantly after being attacked. At this time, a small lightning attack from the cheap guy came, and she was basically on the verge of collapse.
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Of the other two beautiful warriors, one was immobilized by Lazy Bones' immobilization technique, and the other was also challenged by the rogue-colored Bones who suddenly appeared from the ground.
"Iron arrow!" Xiao Song muttered and released the arrow in his hand. He also felt that these three people were not worthy of the falling star attack. Dabai followed his master's thoughts and jumped out with a cry.
The baby Charmander fluttered its wings excitedly and screamed "Power-power--". Dingdang comforted him by saying, "Okay, okay, you are so excited, just watch from the side."
The three blue beauties were almost vulnerable to a blow and were about to be destroyed in the blink of an eye. Se Gugu shouted with a cheerful smile: "The sword will save people, the sword will save people!!"
"Ah---" the beautiful warrior yelled, and one of them was already chopped to death by a hard bone.
At this moment, Se Gugu had successfully used the "binding rope" prop to capture another beautiful warrior, tied her hands and feet and carried her on her shoulders. Seeing this scene, she patted her thighs and exclaimed: "Dead warrior, what are you doing? You!"
The last beautiful warrior saw that the momentum was not right, and turned around to escape. Someone lying on the wall immediately pointed the bow and arrow in his hand at her, and raised his hand to shoot an arrow with a "swish" - the lock showed that the opponent only had 10 left.
She was bleeding, and this arrow would definitely kill her.
rub.
The arrow feathers hit the target, but the opponent did not turn into a coffin and fall down. Instead, the health bar suddenly surged forward and the target regained its health.
"Huh?" Someone was stunned, and then noticed that a female priest appeared at the other end of the alley. She was holding a hair pestle to increase the blood of the injured beautiful warrior. There were also seven or eight people beside the female priest.
Another group of beautiful players are rushing over!!
"Oops! I've fallen into a trap!" The expression on the bitch changed, and he canceled the little magic he was chanting, and then started chanting to prepare for the big move---but it was too late, because the position had been exposed, and in just a moment, several agile
The female assassin had already rushed in front of him. Although she was Zi Ni, she was still a mage. She retreated to avoid, but she also lost a lot of blood immediately. He shouted: "Xiao Mei!"
"Ahhh! Don't chase me!!" A panicked cry came from behind. Bones looked back and saw two wolf knights holding knives to chase Beautiful Bones and Bones--Don't say anything.
If they expect them to increase their health, I am afraid that the priests themselves will not be able to protect themselves.
"Roar!" The big ax in the hand of the strong bone was head-on with the opponent, a green bear knight. Although the opponent was only a green bear, after being blessed with the mad power technique by the wizard, the attack power was not inferior to that of the purple bear, and the hard bone fell instantly.
A lot of blood was shed, and cold sweat flowed from his head. The other two soldiers also surrounded Ganggu and slashed, and Ganggu screamed in his heart: "Fuck, I've fallen into a trap!"
"Falling Star Style!!" Someone nervously stood up half-body from the wall to support the fighting in the alley below. The sudden change surprised him, but he only shot two arrows, and suddenly a large arrow fell from the sky.
Net, he and the cotton and Charmander beside him were all unable to move.
Dingdang issued a system prompt tone sadly:
You were attacked by the wizard player Vivian's "Net Binding" skill, lost 189 health points, and entered a state of confinement.
Then Dingdang immediately returned to his normal voice and said: "Master, this is terrible. It turns out that those three female warriors were just bait to lure you out!!"
Someone was tied up in a net and rolled down the wall.
The white tiger roared and tried to rush to protect him, but was instantly covered by the big net.
"Fuck!" Xiao Song couldn't help cursing, lying on the ground in a panic. You could see that there were coffins everywhere in the alley, and the cheap bones, hard bones, and perverted bones had all turned into coffins and gone away.
And Lazy Bones, Beautiful Bones, and Dumb Bones were also captured like themselves.
It seems that my side is very unlucky and has met a group of powerful enemies.
"Wildfire, it's you." A clear and childish voice appeared above. Someone who was entangled in the net raised his eyelids and looked up. A little witch sitting on a broomstick was looking down at him.
She is a little loli with long black hair, and the nickname on her head is "Vivian [Princess Corps] [Eighth Princess]".
At this moment, this little iceberg loli showed a rare happy smile, clapped her hands and said cutely: "How lucky! I actually captured you!"
A certain person looked not very good-looking, lying on the ground in an awkward posture, looking up at her.
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?" Vivian floated a little closer and asked strangely. She is a wizard, wearing a cute black loli dress and sitting on a broomstick, and floating slightly in the air, someone
She was lying on the ground again, so when she got so close, someone inevitably looked up and saw a pair of white and tender calves, and...a pink panty faintly exposed under her skirt...
"What's wrong? Why don't you speak?" Vivian said strangely. She was now in the mood to chat with the prisoner she had been looking forward to meeting for a long time.
Someone was silent for a moment and showed an evil smile: "I'm looking at your underwear, it's pink."
"You!!" Vivian's face was so red that she almost fell off the broomstick. She covered her skirt tightly, put her legs together, and her eyes widened in awe, "Pervert!!"
"You came over and let me see it." Someone said innocently while lying on the net. He added silently in his heart: There is nothing interesting to see, and he has no interest in the little teeth.
"Go to hell!" Vivian angrily said something to the crystal ball in her hand. Suddenly, the net on someone's body became tighter and tighter, almost suffocating him. Just as someone was surprised
While struggling, there was a sudden burst of red light, and someone had turned into a coffin.
System prompt: You were attacked by the wizard player Vivian's "Deadly Snare" skill and entered a dead state. Do you want to be resurrected and end the city battle?
"Big pervert!" Vivian scolded the coffin with a red face.
Someone was noncommittal and smiled at her.
Through the transparent coffin cover, the little witch was stunned for a moment: How could this person still laugh after being killed?
Before Vivian could figure it out, the other party's coffin had already been teleported away in the white light.
Submerged in the white light, someone felt relieved. It was better to just die like this than to be a prisoner of a bunch of women.
In this way, before the victory was achieved, the first city battle in someone's life ended in a hurry. Later, someone went to the forum, saw some news, and learned the results of the subsequent city battle——this time
The battle was fierce and bizarre.
Originally, the strength of the Princess Corps was not very good, but luckily for some reason, they managed to break through the city wall and enter the city without any damage. After a fierce battle, in which most of the personnel were injured, they rushed to the Palace Square in the inner city.
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But what was waiting for them was a strong flag-keeping lineup including the general, the head of the Yellow Turban Army mercenary regiment. The Queen and the Eighth Princesses of the Princess Corps led the remnant army. A fierce conflict broke out between the two sides. The women were obviously at a disadvantage.
Downwind.
But towards the end, a miracle happened - for some reason, the leader of the Yellow Turban Army, the general, was forced to log off the line at this time. Seeing the general going offline, the major general also seemed to be panicking and immediately got off the line.
Wire.
Then, seven or eight of the main forces present in the Yellow Turban Army, including the military commander Piao Nian Hua and the knight Hua Shao, all went offline at the same time, leaving everyone else on the Yellow Turban Army front at a loss.
Then there was a chain effect like a domino. Many of the main forces of the Yellow Turban Army were very angry and dissatisfied when they saw this scene, and gave up fighting offline... In the Palace Square, the combatants on the Yellow Turban Army almost left in unison.
Scattered, the remaining troops of the princess army fought desperately and finally won the banner!!
When the flag of the Princess Legion flew over the imperial capital, not only people in the entire service area were shocked, but this incident also quickly spread throughout the major game forums!!!
A newly born women's army unexpectedly made a splash and captured the most prosperous and important city in the Tanxi service area, the Imperial Capital!!!
The Internet was abuzz, and in reality, those players even passed it on word of mouth like legends.
However, when someone learned all this, it was already half a month later - because after he died that day and ended the battle, he never went online again for many days, and the reason for this was...
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At 3 o'clock in the morning, someone came out of the bar. He was very tired. I don't know what happened tonight. Sister Bingli was not here, but there were still customers making trouble in the bar. Although Brother Scar quickly drove away the two women who tried to molest him.
The guest was a pervert, but in the end, the task of sending the female guest out fell on him. Xiao Song almost resisted and carried the scantily clad and drunk female guest out of the bar and sent him to the street.
In a taxi.
As a result, the female guest still hugged his neck and refused to let go, and kept touching and eating tofu on his young body.
In the end, she almost vomited on him!! Someone was almost cursing in his heart, and finally sent the female plague goddess into the car with a stiff face with a smile, and watched her leave.
Dragging a tired mood, someone returned home.
After groping for a while, Xiao Song took out the key, opened the door, sighed, and walked into the dark living room.
Then ----- bang, the light in the living room suddenly turned on by itself, my father was sitting on the sofa, and my mother suddenly jumped out of nowhere: "supris!"
"Dad! Mom!!" Xiao Song's eyes widened in surprise, unable to believe what he saw, "When did you come back?"
"See, I told you earlier that this kid won't go home until early in the morning." A certain brother appeared at some unknown time, folding his arms and smiling lazily, leaning against the door frame of the room and looking at someone.
She pursed her lips and said, "Mom, please ask what your precious son is doing."
"The smell of alcohol." A beautiful woman came closer, first moved her nose, then stretched out her hand and picked up a thin hair from someone's chest: "Women's hair."
"Mom...you, you, listen to my explanation..." Xiao Song was so frightened that he stuttered and wanted to retreat, but his mother twisted his ears, "Okay! There are still lipstick marks on your face, you
This damn kid, tell mom what the hell you were doing in the middle of the night?!"
"I, I, I just saw a poor older sister who was drunk on the roadside and no one cared about her. I, I, I, I, sent her to the car..." Someone stammered a lie, his head became a mess.
"Oh~~...that's it." A certain bad brother approached with ill intentions, "Then have you done anything bad to that big sister?"
"No, no!!" Someone denied with wide eyes.
The beautiful woman looked someone up and down, "Drunk sister? Did she do anything bad to you?"
"No, no!! I really just sent her to the car." Someone said bravely, which was half true and half false.
"...Even if that's the case...then what's going on with the bartender uniform you're wearing?" A certain bad brother put his arm around Xiao Song's shoulders, scratched his face with his finger, and blew into his ear in a low voice.
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"Hey!! Brother! Don't talk to others in such an ambiguous manner!!" Someone's head went numb for a while, he pushed Xiao Yan away, and shouted in a self-defeating tone: "Yes! I work in a bar!!"
Who told my brother to take away all the money left by my mother! If I don’t work, will I starve to death!”
"Er?" Xiao Yan's expression froze.
The beautiful woman was also stunned, "Working in a bar?"
"Mom, I know I was wrong..." Xiao Song lowered his head and felt that it was better to confess first and be lenient.
"Xiaosong, you mean, you are working in a bar now?" After the beautiful woman was stunned for a moment, she looked straight at someone with a trace of tears in her eyes.
Someone lowered his head in even more shame, "Mom, but I promise it's really not a chaotic place. Our bar is very clean..."
(Occasionally, some killers and gangsters come to drink, there are gambling activities from time to time, and the female guests wear a little less... but it is really a very clean place...)
"Xiaosong...I really didn't expect you..." The beautiful woman's eyes were already wet, and she put her hand on someone's shoulder.
Someone's head dropped lower, "Mom, I really don't dare to do that anymore..."
"Son, I really didn't expect you to actually grow up!!" The beautiful woman whispered, hugging Xiao Song with tears in her eyes. Someone was stunned, but the mother over there had already let go of him, and the beautiful woman
The woman happily patted Xiao Song on the shoulder: "Not bad, my Xiao Song actually knows how to make money! How much is your monthly salary?"
"Three, three thousand..." Someone reacted in a daze. He had not yet adapted to the speed of his mother's face change.
"Wow! That's quite a lot! That's great... Mom just wants to get a new NDSI recently... Can we discuss it..." The beautiful woman held her son's arm and sounded quite coquettish.
"Hey! Mom, Xiaosong is still a high school student. Do you think it is really good for him to work part-time?" Xiao Yan interrupted speechlessly.
The beautiful woman smiled and touched someone's hair: "With our Xiaosong's grades, it's easy to go to college. It doesn't matter if you study less."
"Mom..." Xiao Song was instantly moved.
The mother and son were making a noise here, but Xiao Zhenyu, who had been sitting firmly on the sofa over there, stood up and slowly said: "I object."
"Huh?" The beautiful woman was stunned and looked back: "Old Xiao, did you take the wrong medicine?"
"Go and quit your job at the bar tomorrow." Xiao Zhenyu glanced at someone accusingly, "What does a student look like dressed like this!"
"Dad..." Someone said weakly, and looked at his father and found that he seemed more serious than usual.
"That's it. Now, let's go back to our rooms and sleep." Xiao's father concluded, then calmly turned and walked to the bedroom. The beautiful woman glanced at the two sons hesitantly, then followed her husband's back and walked over, "Hey
Hey, Lao Xiao, what are you doing?"
"It's boring~..." A certain unscrupulous brother yawned, turned around and went back to his room.
Someone stood there and wiped cold sweat——Why did my parents really come back when they said they would come back?!!!!!
After waiting for a while, someone decided to wash his face and brush his teeth first, and then go to bed. Let's talk about tomorrow's matters.
Dragging his tired body, someone pushed open the bathroom door.
"Get out." The person sitting on the toilet frowned and looked at him, as if accusing him of rude intrusion.
Ah... someone was using the restroom... Someone immediately said nervously "Ah, sorry, sorry" and then exited the restroom.
After closing the door, someone's hand was still on the handle, and suddenly he froze - no, what he just saw was... was it an illusion???
With a "bang" sound, someone broke into the bathroom again and stared at the young boy sitting on the toilet with wide eyes.
"You..." Someone's eyes widened, thinking that there must be something wrong with his eyes.
"Get out!" The young boy who looked exactly like Wuwang in the game said coldly with some embarrassment and annoyance: "Didn't you see that others were showing off?!"
