The truth about the failure of aliens to invade the earth
It is said that on a certain day on x, month, n, year n, a huge unknown alien fleet came to the orbit of Pluto in the solar system.
Their mission is to fight for as much living space as possible for their race, and they are also expanding outward. But this time,
They set their sights on the third planet in the solar system-Earth.
According to their usual practice, they must first send spies into the target planet to conduct a detailed and thorough investigation, so that they can "know yourself and the enemy, and be victorious in every battle."
Therefore, the commander of the fleet sent their elite spies to the earth. The mission of the spies was to investigate the details of the society, history and customs, as well as technological development, etc. on the earth...
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Earth, x country x city x Internet cafe.
A mysterious man wearing a windbreaker, a big-brimmed hat, and sunglasses walked into this Internet cafe without saying a word.
"Give me a computer, I want to find something." - The mysterious man said to the owner of the Internet cafe.
"Oh? What do you want to find out about?" The sudden appearance of the mysterious man seemed to frighten the Internet cafe owner.
"Information about human society, history, customs and scientific and technological achievements. The more detailed the better." The mysterious man's voice was neither yin nor yang.
"Huzi! Help Mr. Wei find a machine! He wants to check all information about human beings." - The owner of the Internet cafe shouted loudly.
"Okay, please come with me." - The boy at the Internet cafe led the mysterious man to a PC and helped him log in to the relevant website.
"Well, thank you." The mysterious man nodded and immediately started "working".
72 hours later, the mysterious man was exhausted and got off the Internet and left the Internet cafe.
"A true god!" The online boss looked at the mysterious man's back and couldn't help but sigh. In these days and days, there are not many "masters" who can fight for 72 hours continuously!
Commander: "A, you went to investigate the relevant information about the Earth. What was the result?"
a:-"Sir, I think it would be better if we give up the plan to invade the earth."
Commander: - "Give up? Are you kidding? The empire's fleet has conquered tens of thousands of galaxies, why should we give up?"
a: "Sir, the people on earth are not as stupid as they seem, and their technology is not as backward as it seems. Through investigation, I found that there seem to have been many pre-civilizations on the earth.
The racial composition of human beings is also quite complex. In the West, the dominant ones are humans, beasts, elves, undead and dwarves. In the east, they are immortals, Buddhas, gods, saints, demons, demons, ghosts,
Strange, the world is dominated by these eight races. Moreover, in recent history, there has been a phenomenon of Western races and Eastern races merging with each other. The most famous of those pre-civilizations include Atlantis, Maya, etc., these terrible
All previous civilizations, without exception, had the terrifying power to destroy heaven and earth.”
Commander: "So what? Our fleet is invincible!"
a: "Sir, you may not understand what I mean. Those terrible pre-civilizations and the races just mentioned are no longer found on the earth, and they have all been wiped out."
Commander: "Destroyed?"
a: "Yes, they were wiped out. Although there is no direct evidence, I believe that they were wiped out by the current rulers of the earth, 'human beings'."
Commander: "Humans? Are they the current rulers of the earth? Then tell me everything about humans in as much detail as possible."
a: "I'm sorry, Your Excellency. I'm afraid I can't fulfill your request.
Commander: "Why?"
a: "From the perspective of human history, they are creatures that developed from the Stone Age, and then passed through the metal age, steam age, firearms age, information age, aerospace age, etc. However, their history appears to be very messy and disorganized.
There are many unsolved mysteries, so I cannot explain this race to you in detail. Moreover, after three Earth days of investigation, I have not been able to figure out the details of the other party. This is very detrimental to the invasion we are about to carry out.
.”
Commander: "Impossible! Human beings are creatures that need air to store their food! Those heroes should also need air! How could they really survive in the vacuum of the universe?"
a: "Your Excellency, the truth of the matter is this. Not to mention it is in the vacuum of the universe. If you put those human beings who are called heroes and roast them in the core of the antimatter engine, I am afraid they will be able to survive unscathed inside.
Happy picnic. And let me remind you that if we use long-range firepower to attack the earth, I
Their artillery fire is likely to directly turn all the people on earth into heroes. According to the conditions for the development of heroes I mentioned above, I got a very rough hero formula. According to this hero mutation formula, our
The probability that long-range strikes can directly transform all people on earth into heroes will be a terrifying 2000%."
Commander: "Things seem to be very difficult to handle. We don't have the ability to face such a terrifying and powerful opponent. Then, we may try to disintegrate the Earthlings from within. It would be much easier to handle if they start the fight themselves.
Now. Do the people on Earth have any obvious internal conflicts?"
a: "Yes. According to my investigation, there are two countries on the earth that seem to be public enemies of other human beings. One is an island country called the Elf Country; the other is a superpower called the Ugly Country. In the historical documents of the people on earth,
Document the external attacks and destruction suffered by these two countries
The number of annihilations is the highest. There are even many records of the complete annihilation of the races in these two countries. However, these two countries are still existing well on the earth." Commander: "I have no idea about this at all.
Don’t be surprised, this must be the work of those heroes again.”
a: "You are right, I guessed the same."
Commander: "Then how about we start with these two countries?"
a: "I have carefully calculated that the probability of feasibility is infinitely small to infinitely large. In other words, this will directly lead to unpredictable results beyond our control."
Commander: "Unpredictable?"
a: "The best result is that the people on earth will become a mess, but we will not be able to get any benefits from it. The worst result is that they will directly declare war on us, which I believe is not what we want.
.And don’t forget the existence of those heroes. As long as the people of the earth have one hero, they can infinitely resurrect their people and civilization in incredible ways. However, those heroes themselves have proven to be impossible to be eliminated. This
This is clearly recorded in the information of the people on earth. During their internal war, they tried many methods to destroy the enemy's heroes, even at the cost of destroying the entire universe, but they all failed. Those heroes
To this day, he is still active and active on the stage of earth’s civilization.”
Commander: "Then, how about we join forces with other people on Earth to eliminate the Dwarf Country or the Ugly Country? Then occupy the land of the annihilated people, live on the Earth for a long time, and learn from their advanced civilization? In this case,
When the time is right, we will be able to wipe out the people on Earth."
a: "It's a pity, Your Excellency. According to the records of previous wars, the lands of the Eldest Country and the Ugly Country have long been carved up, and even their citizens have been carved up. And the most incredible thing is that
In that dwarf country, in their history, monsters, alien invaders, monsters, madmen, lunatics, world crises and other highly destructive things have frequently visited their land, as if their land is those monsters
hometown. But without exception, those terrifying monsters were all wiped out by the guys from the El Chapo Kingdom in their own land after they "went home to visit relatives". And the geographical structure of the few buildings they relied on for survival was quite unstable.
The island has never sunk. As for the Ugly Country, although it is not as exaggerated as the Elf Country, it seems to be the favorite place for all extraterrestrial civilizations to visit."
a: "Sir, this is an old topic. But it is true." Commander: "You have been conducting non-stop investigations on Earth for three Earth days. Can you give us some insights into our plan to invade the Earth?
More constructive suggestions?”
a: "I'm sorry, Your Excellency. My suggestion is that we'd better stay away from this scary galaxy full of variables."
Commander: "Impossible! We are the occupation force of the empire! Now give me the information you have obtained, and I will order the central computer to conduct a feasibility analysis. We will definitely be able to find a way to defeat the earthlings and occupy the earth.
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a: "The information is here, Your Excellency."
After a while….
a: "Sir, have the results come out?"
Commander: "Don't ask, let's leave here right now. Never come back again."
a: "???Why sir? Didn't you mean..."
Commander: "I wanted to use the powerful computing power of the central computer to find a feasible solution, but the central computer burned down due to overload when processing this data. Terrible Earthlings! I'm afraid they already knew about us.
plan. Now, our command system has been completely paralyzed."
a: "…….This is really scary, Your Excellency."
Commander: "Yes, so we have to leave this galaxy immediately. Not only do we have to leave, but we also list this place as one of the most dangerous areas in the universe. Any future imperial fleets must stay away from this place."
a: "Yes, Your Excellency. You are right to do so. Earth's civilization is too dangerous."
Commander: "It's not my fault that I fled without fighting. I believe the members of the Imperial Military Council can understand this."
The huge alien fleet fled in panic without anyone knowing.
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Earth, x country x city x Internet cafe.
The owner of the Internet cafe was doing cleaning work. When he accidentally looked up, he found that the computer used by the mysterious man had not been turned off. What was displayed on the computer was a fantasy website.
