Xun Ye did not nod, and said: "Master Gray Robe is a famous Buddhist master, and his metaphysics skills are among the best in the industry, but I didn't expect that he would be the host here."
A hint of panic flashed through the old monk's cloudy eyes: "Has this young lady seen the poor monk?"
"No." Xun Ye showed admiration, "I have also heard about your reputation, master. I have always wanted to ask the master to help me look at my face, but I am afraid that you, your noble man, are busy. If there is something urgent, I really need the master now."
I don’t dare to come here to help.”
"Haha, being busy is destiny. I only have half a day to spare now. I will have to return to the temple later to receive those long-awaited guests." The old monk said mysteriously, "You three, since you and I are destined,
Why don't I just take a look at their faces?"
"You?" Xiao Youzi didn't believe it.
Xunye glared at him, "You two wait for me outside."
"Ah..." Xiao Youzi looked at the pavilion, which was indeed a small one. Apart from the place where the old monk and Xun Ye stood, didn't there still be a huge space? Even if 10 more people came, it would still be enough space.
Morpheus took the initiative, stretched out his long arm, hooked his head and pulled him out, "Quickly go."
"Ouch...it's about to end..."
Xunye ignored the two people's commotion, sat down directly opposite the old monk, and asked sincerely: "Gray-robed master, please help me approve it."
"Hmm." The old monk narrowed his eyes and looked at Xun Ye from head to feet, and then from feet to head. When he saw the firm chest, his eyes stayed for half a second longer.
Xunye followed his gaze nonchalantly, and even straightened his waist to make his bust stand out even more, "Master, are you okay with it?"
"Uh... don't be anxious, don't be anxious, young people, the most taboo thing is impatience." The old monk said, his eyes still lingering on Xun Ye. Naturally, he missed the joke on Xun Ye's face and the look in a certain demon's eyes.
of evil spirit.
"I heard that the gray-robed master can see three lives at a glance. Why, are you not in a good state of mind today?" Xunye leaned forward and stared into the old monk's eyes, "Or is it that your eyesight is not strong enough today?"
The old monk was startled by Xun Ye's movements, but the plump groove inside his collar made his mind wander. "Haha, my eyes are indeed not working well today."
"Oh, what should we do?" Xunye bit his lower lip, "My matter is very important."
"Is that so..." the old monk rolled his eyes, "Maybe it's because I've eaten too many eggplants in the temple recently, and my eyes are really blurry. Since it's important, I can't be careless. How about... I help you feel the bones?"
!”
"Touch the bones?" Xunye pretended to be confused, "How to touch? Where to touch?"
The old monk raised his wrinkled fingers and said, "Based on the shape of human bones, they can be divided into Qi bone, lion bone, leopard bone, deer bone, bear bone, cat bone, roc bone, eagle bone, sparrow bone, whale bone and fish bone.
, turtle bones, there is an ancient poem saying: noble bones
The joints are thin and round, the bones have no sinews and the meat is fragrant; the king's bones are supported by his ministers, and he does not have to worry about having no place to feed the heaven; there is also a poem that says: How can you get rich food and clothing if your bones are thick? You can't ask for a position because you don't have it; dragons and tigers don't need it
When they are in conflict with each other, their muscles and bones are entangled and their superiors are miserable.”
After quoting scriptures in one breath, he licked his dry lips and continued: "It can be seen that the difference in bone shape of each person determines the destiny of life."
Xunye looked at his slender wrist bones and asked doubtfully: "Then what kind of bone shape do I have?"
"Don't worry, let me feel it and I'll know." The old monk said and stretched out his skinny hand towards Xunye.
Morpheus kept his eyes fixed on the two people in the pavilion, and his gloom was getting stronger and stronger.
Little Youzi was still confused about the situation, "Hey, Brother Mo, that old monk is really so powerful, why didn't he see Sister Xunye's identity?"
"He's fake." Morpheus looked around, and his eyes lit up when he saw a large mountain bee with yellow and black stripes that was happily collecting nectar.
The old monk's fingers were about to wrap around Xun Ye's Hao wrist, but there was a "buzzing" sound in his ears, and then there was a pain in his cheek.
"Master, you Shanfeng is so clueless that he doesn't even recognize you." Xun Ye said nonsensical words lightly.
The old monk's cheek was twitching due to the stinging pain, and he looked embarrassed.
"Master, do you still want to touch this bone?"
"Touch..." The old monk's eyes fell on the two people behind Xun Ye, "The weather is hot, so you let them come in for a sip of tea, and I will touch you carefully again."
"Okay." Xunye agreed and waved Xiaoyouzi and Morpheus over.
The old monk, who was well prepared, took out a big gourd from his back and three small cups full of tea stains.
"This is tea made from spring water on the mountain. One sip will prolong your life, and one cup will rejuvenate your youth." The old monk filled three cups with trembling hands. "The name of Tiantong Temple is derived from this spring."
Little Yuzi looked at the black and yellow tea and felt nauseous.
"Thank you, Master." Xunye picked up the cup, "Xiao Yuzi, why don't you drink it."
The old monk looked at the youngest young man and said, "Young man, you can reshape your body shape after drinking this tea. As long as you sincerely pray after drinking this tea, no matter which part of your body it is, it will grow rapidly." His eyes were also meaningful.
He pointed and glanced between Xiaoyouzi's pants.
Your sister's talent is about to grow. Little Yuzi understood what the old monk meant and wanted to get angry, but when he saw Xun Ye's actions, he had to hold his anger in his chest, raised the cup to his lips, and suddenly said:
"Sister Xunye, you spilled a drop."
The old monk quickly turned around and saw that Xun Ye had finished drinking and was staring sadly at the wetness in front of him. He couldn't help but smile broadly, "It doesn't matter, I still have some in my gourd."
"Drunk." Morpheus threw the empty cup in front of the old monk and asked indifferently: "What should we do next?"
"Haha, don't worry, you have to wait for a while." The old monk stood up and took off his monk's cassock, revealing a white vest and black shorts.
Xunye held his forehead and said, "Why do I feel dizzy?"
"Dizziness? Come here, let me touch it for you." Old monk, no, he doesn't look like a monk at all after taking off his cassock, he is just a wretched old man.
The old man rubbed his hands and said, "This is touching the bones, it's so thorough..."
"Do you want to touch me?"
The cold and stern voice from behind made the old man shudder. When he looked back, he was stunned in place, "You... are so beautiful."
Morpheus took off his hat, his hair fluttered in the wind, and the swirl in his black eyes became deeper and deeper.
Xunye suddenly kicked the old man to the ground, "Little Youzi, tie him up and take him up the mountain."
"Hey." Little Youzi used the cassock that the old man took off to wrap him tightly tightly, and cleverly picked up the gourd and cup containing the wine, "This is the stolen property used in the crime, and it is evidence.
"
"You guys?! Are you a plainclothes guy?" The old man finally realized that he had hit a brick wall.