[Sixty-nine] Simple cabbage on the outside and rotten radish on the inside
"He is an old monster who has lived for thousands of years. He uses corpse energy to condense his soul. He can kill a lot of people with just a sneeze!"
Him, if you don’t like him, do it yourself!”
Instead, Uncle Gui smiled happily, "Hahaha, thank you for the compliment, but... no matter how powerful I am, I still can't just find a home for you and guard this mass grave."
"Hmph, you have caused fewer deaths in our Xun family?"
Cheap."
Uncle Gui shook his head, "Sharp-tongued little girl, hey... you are much stronger than your mother."
Xun Ye stopped talking, and the two of them walked along the silent corridor, with only the sound of heels echoing.
As the end of the corridor was approaching, Xun Ye stopped and asked, "What do you think of the recent large-scale epidemic outbreak?"
"Little girl, you don't doubt that I did it, do you?" Uncle Gui looked a little unhappy.
Xun Ye remained unmoved, "If I had doubts, I wouldn't stand with you now."
"Well, that's right. With your character, you would have tried to kill me a long time ago." Uncle Gui patted his slightly convex belly with his palm, "I am also very confused about the epidemic. I will die from the disease.
All human flesh is tasteless, just like stinky pork."
"Ugh..." Little Yuzi felt her chest churn.
Seeing that Uncle Gui really didn't know, Xun Ye stopped asking. Seeing that it was almost time, she asked Xiao Yuzi to change into mourning clothes and go to the mourning hall to prepare.
"Little girl, you don't look very good." Uncle Gui looked at Xun Ye's face, and the wrinkles on his face deepened a bit.
Xun Ye was startled, couldn't help but stretched out her hand to touch her cheek, pondered for a moment, and then asked: "Uncle Gui, have you ever heard of demons and ghosts that can freely enter and exit people's dreams?"
"have!"
Xun Ye's heart "thumped" and he couldn't help but clenched his fists.
"In ancient times, there was a mythical beast called 'tapir'. It is a mythical beast that can eat people's nightmares. It is said that it can take away people's nightmares and make people sleep peacefully." Uncle Gui looked at Xun Ye and asked with a half-smile.
Said: "What, the little girl had a dream? Or was it not a good dream?"
Xun Yeer felt agitated and quickly raised his face, "Don't meddle in other people's business!"
"hehe……"
In the laughter of your uncle, I fled in search of the night.
Patting his belly, Uncle Gui turned around and looked at a place not far behind him, with a serious expression on his face: "Who are you?"
Morpheus walked closer step by step, ignoring the cold aura emanating from his uncle, and asked curiously: "Can you see me?"
"I can't see..." Uncle Gui took a deep breath, "Is it the Yin Qi on the ground that tells me that in front of me, there is a non-human... monster?"
"Monster?! What an interesting statement." Morpheus showed a beautiful human form, "Now, do you see it?"
Uncle Gui was stunned for a moment, "It's so beautiful, but it's a pity...it doesn't have any meat!"
Black lines appeared on Morpheus' forehead, what are these words?!-_-|||
"You came here with that girl." Uncle Gui asked: "The girl can't see you, right? Tsk tsk... There are actually species that the girl can't see."
Morpheus was very curious, "Xiaoye...can see a lot of things that other people can't see?"
"Haha, she is a natural onmyoji, specializing in catching ghosts and subduing monsters!" Uncle Gui saw that the handsome and beautiful Morpheus did not have murderous intent, but was very interested in Xun Ye, and the wrinkles on his face squeezed out a meaningful smile.
"Catch ghosts and subdue demons?!" Morpheus frowned, "Are these demons and ghosts the monsters you have here?"
Uncle Gui looked Morpheus up and down, "Isn't this young man from the Central Plains?"
"I came from the West." Morpheus answered honestly.
Uncle Gui nodded, "No wonder!" and then asked, "Do you like that girl?"
Morpheus was stunned. Did he show it so obviously?
"Haha, young people, don't be shy. If you like it, you have to work hard for it, but..." Uncle Gui deliberately prolonged his tone, and when he saw the anxious expression of the other party with satisfaction, he said: "But that girl is not easy to be caught!"
Morpheus was silent. The other party was telling the truth. Xunye had an upright personality. If he knew that he had deceived her, he would never give himself a good life.
"Then...then what should I do?!" He humbly asked for advice.
Uncle Gui glanced at him with disdain, "Don't you know?"
Morpheus continued to pretend to be a novice, "What do you know?"
"Hmph, don't think that you can deceive everyone with a pretty face. The depth in your eyes can deceive that inexperienced girl, but you can't deceive an old ghost like me who has lived for thousands of years!" Uncle Gui raised his head and pointed.
He touched Morpheus's nose and cursed: "Although I am not favored by that girl, I am still considered her elder. I will put away all your innocent little cabbage on the surface but evil carrot on the inside!"
"Haha, I've been discovered." The curvature of Morpheus's mouth remained unchanged, but his originally sincere and sincere eyes had become a bit cold.
Uncle Gui saw the changes in Morpheus and sighed helplessly, "Hey... you young people... are all dishonest children."
"..." Morpheus was speechless. Young man?! Child...
"Tell me the reason why you did this!" Uncle Gui's expression also showed a bit of solemnity, "Don't lie to me again!"
"I like her!" Morpheus also put away his smile and answered seriously.
"That's all?!" Uncle Gui was dissatisfied with his answer, "That girl is not someone you can play around with!"
Morpheus: "It's not a joke...my...first time..."
"Are you still a virgin?!" Uncle Gui looked at Morpheus's shocked expression and opened his mouth to laugh, "Hahaha..."
Murphy's face turned red, and the coldness in his eyes began to break, "I mean... it's the first time I have someone I like!"
"Who are you?" Uncle Gui asked sternly: "You must know that there are two sides of good and evil. Although Xunjia is open-minded, he will not allow that girl to associate with the evil that brings harm to the world!" He added in his heart:
And you may not be able to pass the threshold of Xun's family motto.
Morpheus didn't answer.
Uncle Gui did not force himself, "Young man, the revolution has not yet succeeded, keep working hard..."
…
The funeral began. Little Youzi knelt on the left side of the mourning platform, with red eyes, and thanked the guests one by one who came forward to bow in condolences.
After the guests were seated, the Taoist priests came up to perform rituals, offer wine, and chant sutras... The Taoist priests at Sanqingguan kept their spirits up and did everything without missing a beat.
Xun Ye always sat in the back row with sunglasses on, his eyebrows lowered and silent, as if he was sitting as calm as Zen, which frustrated several reporters who wanted to take the opportunity to strike up a conversation.
Finally, the funeral was over, and more than a dozen reporters swarmed in.
"I told you, you are free to take photos of the donors and interview them as you please!" Xun Ye calmly led them to the coffin where the coffin had not yet been sealed. He stretched out his hand and said, "Please!"
