But I still swallowed it, which is called swallowing it into my stomach even if my teeth are broken.
"No, it's only a little salty, which is what it needs. If there's no salty taste at all, it means the salt is no longer good and is broken." I said.
Shangguan Yun looked at me suspiciously and said, "Maybe it's because you added boiling water." After saying that, he took it and drank it.
Shangguan Yun drank quite quickly, maybe he wanted to finish it quickly.
As soon as he drank it, he started to frown and said: "Xuanxuan, okay, now you are powerful and capable, you dare to play tricks on me, you will be able to look good later."
"Don't spit it out. You still have to drink up a little bit in your mouth, otherwise I'll be angry. This is the first cup of salt water I've made for you. You also need to drink it from the cup, otherwise I won't be able to make you soak it again in the future.
, if I soak you again, I will tell you Xuanxuan’s name and ask you to call it backwards.” I said to Shangguan Yun very seriously.
"Come on, your name is still the same over and over again." Shangguan Yun said after swallowing the water in his mouth.
I think it's right. Fortunately, my mother got my name right. No matter how I turned it upside down, I still read it as "Xuanxuan".
I smiled proudly and said: "Haha, even though it is like this, I am still willing to let you read it backwards. Drink it up quickly. If you don't drink it up today, then I will never pay attention to you again."
If you live or die, what do you think of my concern and my heartache?"
"Okay, okay, drink up. This is the first cup of salt water my wife has made for me. It's extremely salty salt water. I'll probably have to go to the hospital tomorrow if I drink it." Shangguan Yun drank everything in the cup in one breath.
Drink it all.
"Why?" I took the cup and asked confused.
"My throat can't bear it," Shangguan Yun said.
Actually, I shouldn't force Shangguan Yun to drink such salty salt water, he is still sick.
"Shangguanyun, how do you feel about your health? Are you feeling better?" I looked at Shangguanyun with concern and said.
"Go and get me a glass of ice water. Don't add any more salt. I'm thirsty." Shangguan Yun said.
After listening to Shangguan Yun's words, I immediately went out in a hurry.
He poured a glass of ice water and handed it to Shangguan Yun and said, "Here you go."
Then he looked at the time and said, "Let me go out and buy some medicine for you. If you keep burning up all night, your brain will definitely be burned out."
"No need, don't I know my own body? It's okay. As long as you let me hold you and sleep all night, it will be fine. What time is it now?" Shangguan Yun said.
"It's almost twelve o'clock, but many clinics are still open. I'll buy it nearby. It's very close." I looked at Shangguan Yun and said.
"I'm fine. How can I rest assured if you go out alone? It's fine." Shangguan Yun still refused to let me go out.
"But what if you have a fever all night and become stupid?" I said teasingly.
"How can you become stupid so easily? Don't talk nonsense. Just stay here and sleep peacefully for me. Didn't you say that? You have to go to school tomorrow." Shangguan Yun said, holding my hand.
.
It seemed that it was impossible for me to go out, so I said: "Okay, then I won't go out. If your fever is too bad, just tell me and I will go out and buy it for you in the middle of the night. Anyway, I
You know, some clinics are open all night." I looked at Shangguan Yun distressedly and said.
After finishing speaking, he gently stroked Shangguan Yun's hair.
"Yes, I know how to do it, but it's usually fine if you sleep. Don't forget to kiss me ten thousand times." Shangguan Yun said ambiguously.
"Shangguanyun, do you think I can kiss you ten thousand times? You owe it to me first, or you can pay it in installments. Okay?" I suddenly thought of this method, otherwise, ten thousand times, no
It's weird that my mouth is swollen from kissing.
Shangguan Yun thought for a while and said: "Okay, but since it is an installment payment, you have to add interest. Are you willing?"
"Shangguanyun, I dare say that if you do business on your own in the future, you will definitely be a profiteer. You can think of such methods." I looked at Shangguanyun and said.
Shangguan Yun said nothing, but smiled proudly at me.
I curled my lips and looked at Shangguan Yun and said, "How much interest will I have to pay?"
"A hundred kisses a day is enough." Shangguan Yun said disdainfully.
It seems that the interest rate of one hundred times a day is cheaper for me.
"What, a hundred times a day? Then I might not even be able to pay back the interest in one day, okay? Shangguan Yun, you are too cunning. Anyway, I don't care, once a day." I said domineeringly.
"No, once a day, then I don't get any advantage? I won't do this kind of loss-making business. Either pay it off in one lump sum today, or pay the interest a hundred times a day. You can
The choice has been made." I am domineering. Shangguan Yun seems to be even more domineering than me.
Looking at Shangguan Yun's domineering expression, it seems that once a day is impossible. Now, all I want to do is bargain with him, the lower the better.
So, I took out the bargain book I usually used to buy clothes in the mall and said to Shangguan Yun: "That's too much a hundred times a day. You still want to let others live, so everyone should step back."
Yes, ten times a day, okay?"
"Ten times, you think I'm an idiot, it's impossible, it's impossible." Shangguan Yun said with a non-negotiable look.
"Well, why not do it a hundred times? A hundred times is impossible." I said to Shang Yun with a sad face.
"Shangguanyun, how about this? In fact, no matter how much you give me, I can't finish kissing you. From now on, I will kiss you ten times a day, okay?" I said to Shangguan Yun softly.
"No." Shangguan Yun said domineeringly.
"Shangguanyun, if you kiss on the mouth, can you kiss less often?" At this time, I thought of this method.
Shangguan Yun seemed to be quite interested in discussing this issue with me. Then he touched his chin and said to me, "Well, this issue is worth considering."
"Then if you kiss on the lips, can one kiss be counted as a hundred times?" I said with some excitement.
Shangguan Yun has been very nervous and stubborn recently. If I don't kiss him well in these ten thousand times, he will definitely let me know who I owe him. Then, maybe he will do it in public.
I kiss him. If he doesn't kiss him then, he will definitely say that I have no credibility or something, which will be annoying to death.
Now I just hope that I can return this kiss as soon as possible.
Shangguan Yun hit me on the head very hard and said: "Think beautiful, think of it a hundred times at a time. Don't think about it."
"Then how many times do you think you can do it at one time?" It seems that my heart is too cruel. If I can do it a hundred times at a time, that is impossible. In that case.
"One is worth ten times." Shangguan Yun said still domineeringly.
"What, ten times? I won't do it. Then I'd rather kiss my face than let you kiss my mouth in the future. Humph." I won't do it. It's such a loss.
"Forget it, I won't let you owe it. Let's start right away. If we can't finish the kiss, we will continue kissing tomorrow. But don't worry, I will let you eat and kiss. But if you can't finish the kiss, you have to
If you continue to code, the interest will be 100 per day. You are not allowed to go to school." Shangguan Yun said still very domineeringly.
"Ah, what do you mean, Shangguan Yun, how could you do this? Then tell me, how many times should you pay at one time?" I asked again with a sad face.
"That's good, the interest is one hundred a day, twenty times at a time." Shangguan Yun said with a smile.
"Shangguanyun, can't we discuss it any more?" I said coquettishly, pulling on the corner of Shangguanyun's clothes.
I thought that if I acted like a baby to him so gently, he would be accommodating, but I didn't expect that he would still be so hard-hearted and said: "Don't be accommodating anymore. If you don't want to, just go ahead with the original plan. This is yours."
What I said at the beginning. Also, I haven’t settled the matter with you about your squad leader.” Shangguan Yun brought up the squad leader’s matter again.
In order for him to forget about the squad leader as soon as possible, I had no choice but to nod and agree and said: "Okay, one time for twenty, let's do it twenty times. If I kiss you five more times a day, then the interest can be removed.
well……"
At this time, Shangguan Yun said with a naughty smile: "If we kiss with tongues, there will be more."
Although I secretly scolded Shangguan Yun for being shameless, in the end I put aside my pride and asked, "How many times can one tongue kiss be worth it?"
"One trip is worth fifty times, but it takes at least five minutes. If it's ten minutes, it would be a hundred times. Anyway, the starting price is five minutes, and anything less than five minutes will not be counted." Shangguan Yun was very proud.
said.
Then I thought in my mind: If it's ten minutes at a time, it can be deducted a hundred times. In this case, one day's interest can be paid off.
Then ten minutes again, then you can reduce it a hundred times, ten minutes twice a day, then you can pay it off in one hundred days.
If you pay ten minutes eleven times a day, then you will pay off the interest in one day minus one thousand. Then can’t you pay it off in ten days?
But eleven times a day, I would probably die.
Eleven times means one hundred and ten minutes, halo, it’s been two hours.
"Shangguanyun, are there any discounts?" I looked at Shangguanyun with a playful smile, trying to be gentler in my tone, and more gentle...
Shangguan Yun said: "Well, let me think about it and see if there is anything else."
"Okay, think about it slowly." I said, still smiling.
"Well, I thought about it. What if you use your first time to pay it off at once? There is no other way." Shangguan Yun said quickly.
"Okay, let's get started. I choose tongue kiss. I'll kiss you twice today for ten minutes. It only takes a hundred days, and I can pay it off. If there is no interest, it only takes fifty days, and it's all you who will rape me to death."
"I'm done." I said, lying on the bed very dissatisfied.
After a long time, I still lay on the bed and didn't move. Shangguan Yun said: "Let's start quickly. After we kiss, we will go to bed."
"Oh, by the way, let's start." I was still lying on the bed waiting for Shangguan Yun to kiss me.
I should be the one kissing him now, damn it.
I took my cell phone, set the time, set it as a memo reminder, and called when the time was up. This way no one would suffer.
So I turned his face towards me, kissed his lips, and soon I consciously slipped my tongue into Shangguan Yun's mouth.
At first, I kissed her very hard, but after ten minutes, I really didn’t have the willpower anymore.
It almost didn't even take a minute, so I just stopped moving and put my tongue in his mouth without taking it out. I just left it there, thinking to myself, I would take it out after ten minutes.
I secretly thought that I was very smart and would do the same thing later. In this case, I wouldn't take it out all night.
If it is one o'clock now, if you sleep until six o'clock, there will still be six hours. In that case, one hour and sixty minutes will make six hours thirty-six minutes.
Ah, I made a lot of money, so I can deduct 3,500 yuan and add interest at the end of the night. I am really so smart, why didn’t I think of that.
Too smart, too smart...
Just when I was feeling proud, Shangguan Yun was dissatisfied. When he saw that I wasn't moving, he turned over, took me in his body, and kissed me vigorously.
It seems that my perfect plan doesn't work.
Even if I don't move, Shangguan Yun will move. In this case, if we kiss him overnight, then... the consequences will be really unimaginable.
Until I was out of breath, felt my face was slightly hot, and felt Shangguan Yun's body had obvious changes...
But ten minutes still haven't passed. It seems that I made a miscalculation. Once a day is enough. In this case, I can only pay back the interest every day. The sky, the earth...
When Shangguan Yun wanted to touch me, I pushed Shangguan Yun away hard and said: "One minute of touching will reduce a hundred strokes..."
But Shangguan didn't seem to hear what I said. Before I finished speaking, when I was still about to speak, Shangguan Yun covered my mouth with his mouth, and his hands had already reached into my clothes...
It wasn't until the phone rang that I pushed Shangguan Yun away and lay panting on the bed...
After Shangguan Yun was pushed down by me, he lay helpless on the bed.
"Okay, ten minutes of tongue kissing, one hundred strokes, one minute of touching, one hundred strokes, finally one thousand and one hundred strokes. Today's interest has been paid, and it has been reduced by one thousand strokes." I said, at this time,
If you can take advantage, try to take advantage as much as possible.
If this continues, I hope Shangguan Yun will touch my body every time we kiss. Well, even if Shangguan Yun doesn't touch me in the future, I will seduce him to touch me.
But how to seduce this well?
Calling for bed? Bah, bah, bah...
It's so disgusting. If I scream for bed, I will definitely be beaten by Shangguan Yun. And I don't know how to scream, and if I scream like a slaughtered pig, I will definitely be laughed to death by Shangguan Yun.
It's better not to do it, otherwise it will definitely be self-defeating.
It’s also embarrassing, don’t, don’t, don’t…
"I didn't agree, and you only kissed me for a few minutes. It was less than a minute, and you were lying on the bed motionless like a dead person. It's still my kiss that's good, so this time it doesn't count.
Don’t you want to start over?” Shangguan Yun turned to me and said.
I didn’t expect Shangguan Yun to be worse than me. It doesn’t count. How could such a cheap thing happen? How could it not be counted?
So, I deliberately turned around and ignored Shangguan Yun and said coldly: "You don't mean what you say. I kissed you and even touched you, but you actually said it doesn't count. If you say it doesn't count, it doesn't count."
Well, I will always owe it. I will owe it for the rest of my life."
At this time, after Shangguan Yun heard my cold tone, he hugged my waist from behind and said, "What's wrong? Are you angry?"
"Of course you are angry, who told you not to say anything?" I said in a cold tone.
"Okay, let's do the math. However, I didn't touch you for ten minutes, at most five minutes. And no one can touch you a hundred times." Shangguan Yun said a little aggrieved.
Am I going too far? I don’t think so.
And as I said, he paid back the interest a hundred times. He went even further, so touching a cent a hundred times is not excessive at all.
Anyway, I don’t understand. You have to subtract a thousand times for me and then add interest.
"You kissed me for ten minutes, and I'll take that as interest. Touch me, minus a thousand times." I started to make trouble unreasonably.
Girls, sometimes, need to know how to take advantage of their unreasonableness.
"No way. I haven't touched it for ten minutes, so I have to cut it off a thousand times. This is too much." Shangguan Yun seemed to disagree.
"I don't care anyway. Do you think you can touch me if you want? Is it so casual? Do you think of me as a girl? Is it so casual?" In order for the revolution to succeed, Comrade Xuanxuan still needs to work hard.
"But it wasn't like this before. Did you touch it as soon as you were in love? Besides, we didn't agree in advance that if you touch it, you will lose it." Shangguan Yun still pretended to be aggrieved and said.
I knew that he was just pretending like me, but I had to pretend to the end and resist to the end...
"Anyway, I don't care. If you don't agree, I won't return it. It's up to you." I continued to say stubbornly.
"Okay, okay, a thousand times is enough. I will definitely remember this lesson. Also, let me make it clear to you. Don't do what you did just now. There must be rules for the game.
Is it okay if you just put your tongue in my mouth like this?" Shangguan Yun finally agreed, but he denied that there was another question.
"Then I can't kiss you, what can I do?" Now it was my turn to pretend to be aggrieved and said.
"Anyway, if it doesn't work, it won't work. I can't kiss you, so I owe you first." Shangguan Yun said firmly.
I think Shangguan Yun has taken a step back and has already lost a thousand times. I won’t argue with him now. Next time I will rely on him again, just once. If I rely on him too much, it will definitely not work. People can’t be greedy. Take it slow.
Come.
"Okay, okay." I pulled Shangguan Yun and said coquettishly.
Who let Shangguan Yun be relied upon by me this time? Moreover, he suffered the loss. I will accommodate him.
So I said again: "Then I'll kiss the lips again, one time is equal to twenty times, and if I kiss five more times, it will be one hundred less."
I said happily, in fact, if you calculate it this way, I am not at a big disadvantage.
So, I quickly kissed Shangguan Yun's lips ten times in one go.
"That's two hundred times less. Now there are only eight thousand eight hundred times." In fact, it is more cost-effective to kiss on the lips. This is what I have summed up from experience.
Kissing the face is the same as kissing the lips. It's just that one is the face and the other is the lips. Anyway, it's the same kiss.
It seems that I will kiss you ten more times tonight.
So I kissed Shangguan Yun's lips ten more times, and then reduced it to two hundred times. This was so good that I won't kiss with my tongue in the future. I really kissed the lips, and the speed was very fast. If I kissed ten times, I wouldn't need ten at all.
minute.
"Oh, I'm at a loss. I'm missing another two hundred strokes. Alas, if I had known this, kissing on the lips wouldn't count." Shangguan Yunzhi said with a sigh.
"Hehe, but you are a grown man and you must keep your word. Now that you have said it, you may regret it." I said proudly.
"Okay, I'm a grown man and I keep my word." Shangguan Yun hugged me and said.
I looked at the time again, and another hour passed, and it was actually two o'clock.
"Shangguanyun, go to sleep. It's already two o'clock. If you still have a fever tomorrow, don't go to school. Just ask your classmates to ask for leave for you." I reached out and touched Shangguanyun's forehead.
said.
"What about you?" Shangguan Yun hugged me and asked softly.
"Of course I have to go to school, but I promise you that I will come to see you after noon and in the evening and bring you food. You can sleep at home peacefully. It is best to go to the hospital for injections." I care.
said.
"Then can't you accompany me?" Shangguan Yun said still softly.
"I think so too, but I'm afraid. My mother has doubted me recently. I have to be a little better recently. You know, the rumors are very tight recently." I looked at Shangguan Yun helplessly and said.
In the darkness, I saw Shangguan Yun's dark eyes staring at me and saying.
"Shangguanyun, can you be considerate and considerate of me? At most, I promise, I will come to accompany you again tomorrow night, okay? I will go out to accompany you at noon tomorrow, and then go out after school in the afternoon, and then I will not go back to study in the evening. Is that okay?
"I coaxed Shangguan Yun and said.
Shangguan Yun is a patient now, and if I were sick, Shangguan Yun would definitely put aside everything to take care of me, but I have had too many bad records recently.
"Well, this is what you said, you have to come over tomorrow. Otherwise, I will starve to death. No one will buy me food and no water to drink." Shangguan Yun said that he was very pitiful.
When he said that, I felt very sad.
It seems that apart from me, there is no one else to take care of him, unless it is those friends.