But I didn't expect that Shangguan Yun not only didn't yell at me, but instead smiled proudly and said, "You think every man can do it. Let me tell you, there are very few."
"So, only you can do it?" After listening to Shangguan Yun's words, I couldn't help laughing.
"That is, so you can only find me." Shangguan Yun said even more proudly.
Looking at Shangguan Yun's confident look, I couldn't help but say: "Oh, I dare to ask, how much do you pay per night?"
"Holy shit, are you treating me like a duck?" Shangguan Yun jumped up and said after hearing what I said.
"Then what should I do? If I need anything, I'll come to you. Of course I'll have to ask you how much it costs per night. I can't let you serve me for free, you work so hard," I said proudly.
Humph, if you dare to call me cheap, I will treat you like a duck.
Anyway, he has had sex with so many women, it’s nothing but a duck.
If a girl has slept with more than one boy, she will be called a chicken. Why can't a boy be called a duck if he has slept with more than one girl? This is too unfair.
"You... dare you to treat me like a duck?" Shangguan Yun actually looked at me without anger and said.
I also looked at Shangguan Yun proudly and said with a smile: "Yeah, I just treated you like a duck? How about it? Isn't it possible? Let me tell you Shangguan Yun, you have slept with so many women, you are the only one
Little ducky, as for me, I’ve only slept with you. You can’t call me a chicken, huh…”
Shangguan Yun laughed loudly after hearing this and said: "Well, you should have paid for that time just now."
"Pay, pay, why don't you pay? Tell me, how much is it?" I said generously.
"Five hundred." Shangguan Yunshizi said loudly.
"Holy shit, Shangguan Yun, who do you think you are, asking for five hundred? Why is it so expensive? Besides, your identity is a duck, not a prince, okay? I'll pay you back five hundred, and I'll give you fifty at most.
"I said angrily.
He actually said he wanted five hundred, who do you think he was?
"Anyway, I'm expensive, and you've enjoyed it anyway. It's up to you whether you give it or not. If you give me five hundred, I will be a duck in the future. If you can't afford it, I will be your man. Don't talk about me again.
It’s a duck.” Shangguan Yun looked at me proudly and said.
"But where did I get so much money now? I'll settle what I owe first." I must not admit defeat, huh, Shangguan Yun, I will treat you like a little duck, some bullshit man.
If you want to be my man, there is no way...hum...
"Xuanxuan, have you ever heard of any man who doesn't have money to find chickens?" Shangguan Yunjiao looked at me with a smile and asked.
I shook my head and said, "It seems not."
Indeed, I have never heard of a man who still owes money when he goes to have sex with a chicken.
"That's it. You don't have money and you still dare to call me duck. Don't hold on. Just admit that I am your man. Why do you have to say that I am a duck? Besides, you are not a young woman. What are you looking for?
Come on, don't you think it's okay to be my Shangguan Yun's woman with peace of mind? I'm still looking for you, but you can still think of it." Shangguan Yun became even more proud.
"Why, can't we look for ducks if we don't have money? Besides, those who look for chickens are all rich people? Why can't I look for ducks if I don't have money?" I said not to be outdone.