Xiao He looked at the long queue in front of him and said distressedly. At this time, Xiao He was queuing up to buy a gaming helmet. He started queuing up at ten o'clock in the morning and lasted until one o'clock in the afternoon.
Xiao He was secretly annoyed: If I had known there were so many people, I would not have slept in. Alas, if I had queued up here in the middle of the night...
It's a pity that dreams are full and reality is very basic. Xiao He could only use all his patience to wait here. After waiting, it was six o'clock in the afternoon.
After 8 hours of queuing, Xiao He's body was finally overwhelmed. At this time, he lay limply on the sales counter, raised his right hand tremblingly, and said intermittently: "Aunt...
.I...want to buy...a game...helmet..."
"Auntie? Open your eyes and see clearly! I am twenty this year!"
That harsh sound is almost the same as the sound of Vitas Dolphin!
Xiao He reluctantly raised his head, glanced at the female salesperson, and said casually: "The false eyelashes are too long, the eyeliner is too dark, the contact lenses are too scary, and there are two kilograms more foundation... Okay, give it to me.
A platinum-level gaming helmet.”
Seeing the blazing fire in the saleswoman's eyes, Xiao He took out his bank card and handed it over knowingly.
The female salesperson grabbed the bank card handed over by Xiao He and swiped it against the card reader. The amount immediately showed: 20,000.
After deducting the 15,000 it costs for a platinum-level helmet, only 5,000 is left.
The female salesperson took out a gaming helmet from the cabinet, threw it on the table, and muttered to herself: "He is obviously a poor guy, but he imitates rich people and buys high-end gaming helmets..."
Xiao He listened clearly to what the saleswoman said, and was not annoyed. He took the gaming helmet, put away his bank card, and said casually: "It's been covered with more than thirty layers, and it's still a B-cup. You
It’s also one of the weirder flowers in the airport.”
Subsequently, Xiao He quickly fled the scene amidst the almost crazy yelling of the flat-chested salesman.
It was almost seven o'clock at this time, and the sky was gradually getting dark. Xiao He held the game helmet in his hands, twisted his neck and complained:
"I'm going to choke you! My whole body is so sore! Alas, the master said that when people get old, their physical fitness will decline. I didn't expect that I would not be able to do it when I was only 21 years old. Hiss... I wish I could do it with you back then.
When the master was learning martial arts, I could squat for a whole day and my legs were still weak. Now, after standing for several hours, all the parts of my body are no longer functioning. It seems that it is necessary to strengthen my training."
Looking at the gaming helmet in his hand, Xiao He shook his head: "Oh, it's better not to think about any exercise. If you fail to make money in "Jianghu" this time, the tuition and living expenses for the next semester will not be covered.
"
"Jianghu" is one of the hottest words recently. It is a new generation of online game created by Tianyao, the world's largest multinational game group, which has invested huge sums of money.
The game's graphics and senses are infinitely close to reality, and the brainwave control delicacy has reached an unprecedented 100%! It allows players to perfectly synchronize their consciousness with their characters through brainwaves, which greatly enhances the player's gaming experience.
In terms of game settings, "Tianyao" is also unique, boldly using "Oriental martial arts" as a material reference, adding a large number of martial arts and characters from historical records and famous novels, and designing a brand new martial arts world as the game background.
, and released a three-hour Hollywood blockbuster-style promotional video online.
Such a big move by "Tianyao" will undoubtedly stir up a level 13 typhoon in the already declining online game industry! Ma Rulong, the president of "Tianyao", said that "online games will rise again because of "Jianghu"", which made the world's attention turn to
This is an unprecedented game masterpiece.
"Tianyao" is awesome and the crowd is crazy.
Players in other games have begun to sell their equipment at low prices, preparing to enter "Jianghu". There is an endless stream of students asking for leave from major colleges and universities. Even uncles in their thirties and forties are preparing to enter "Jianghu" and go wild.
!
In just one month, the first batch of billion-dollar gaming helmets have been sold out! Countless people don’t want to eat or drink, they just want to enter "Jianghu"!
This time Xiao He spent all his personal savings because he also wanted to enter the "Jianghu" gold rush.
"Based on my years of experience in practicing martial arts, isn't it easy to play martial arts games? Coupled with my incredible luck and handsome appearance, I will definitely have no pressure to earn enough wives in "Jiang Hu"!
"
Xiao He had stars twinkling in his eyes, clenching his right fist with a look of longing.
"What are you doing! Let go! Let go, help! Help..."
When Xiao He heard this, he knew it was a bloody robbery. "I don't know if it's a robbery of wealth or a robbery of sex..." Xiao He tried not to make a sound and cautiously approached the deep man who was calling for help.
lane.
"Boss! Look at this girl, her boobs are so big! 34D!"
"Oh, brother, I can't tell you have such a mean look in your eyes. There is only a little light shining in this deep alley, and I can hardly see people clearly. You can actually measure the bust with your eyes!"
"Haha, that's right. I was a lingerie tailor back then! Looking at this woman's curves, she might be able to break through to E in two years!"
"Oh? Okay, today we will help this woman to grow to E faster!"
"Boss, how can I help?"
"Silly B! Of course it's a fight! I haven't eaten meat for several months, and today I got a top-notch one. Hehe, third child, you can catch her for me, and when I'm done, I'll let you guys feel good too!"
"Old, old, old, boss, this woman is so strong! I can't catch her by myself!"
"Oh? A lot of energy? Okay! I like this kind of chastity and fierceness. Second child, you go help third child."
"Go away...don't...don't..."
After listening to this conversation, Xiao He felt conflicted in his heart. When he saw an injustice on the road, he roared. Should he take action when he should take action, or should he continue walking after yelling? This is a question worth thinking about...
"Bah!"
It was obvious that the girl's clothes must have been torn, and a mixture of the girl's screams and cries reached Xiao He's ears.
The situation is urgent and time waits for no one!
"34D, a girl with this kind of body, no matter how bad her face is, she shouldn't be much different." Of course, Xiao He was wrong. In today's society, the existence rate of "back-looking killers" is frighteningly high! But Xiao He had no time to think about that.
, rushed directly into the deep alley, and shouted loudly:
"Don't move! Police!"
When the three gangsters heard "police", they immediately squatted on the ground with their hands on their heads. From this action, they were obviously repeat offenders.
Xiao He took advantage of this gap and glanced at him, "You have a bumpy figure and a rather spectacular bust. Why did you bring something that looks like a folder? Who cares! It should be her!"
Xiao He rushed forward, grabbed the girl's hand, and rushed towards the exit of the alley with the girl.
The gangster boss was furious: "Damn it! I was cheated! Chase me!"
"ah!"
Xiao He and the girl were rushing out of the alley when they heard a moan. Looking back, the girl's foot must have been twisted. She was trotting tremblingly, and the folder in her hand was tightly grasped by her.
.
"Damn, when has it happened? A small folder is still held tightly like a treasure!" Xiao He sighed sadly. God really didn't want to let him relax. "The heroine was injured and the hero had to stay and talk to him.
This bloody scene of "enemy struggle" actually happened to me again.
As soon as the two of them were delayed, they were overtaken by the three gangsters behind them.
"It looks like there's going to be another bloody plot, with a male protagonist beating up three gangsters. Alas, martial arts will inevitably be used again."
The gangster boss had a clearly visible scar on his face and looked a bit scary. At this time, he blocked Xiao He with a ferocious look on his face:
"You brat, you want to be a hero to save the beauty, right? If you dare to ruin my good deeds, I will let you see blood today! Then I will sell you as a duck!"
Xiao He smiled and shook his head, took a step forward, straightened his collar, and put on a common starting gesture used in martial arts movie PK.
Scarface smiled: "Oh! Are you pretending to be B? Brothers, touch him!"
The three gangsters shouted and rushed towards Xiao He.
Xiao He's eyes narrowed, and he took one step, two steps, three steps, and turned around twice. He instantly dodged a punch from Scarface and a kick from a fat gangster, and punched out to block the last one with a similar figure.
It was an elbow strike from Shouhou's gangster, and he suddenly ducked into the middle of the three gangsters.
If a discerning martial arts practitioner sees this scene, he will definitely find that this is exactly the "Eight Elements and Hundred Turns" in the "Bagua Step" supporting the "Bagua Zhang"!
Xiao He stepped in another circle among the three of them, and used the opportunity to hit the Fuhu Fist and Tan Kick, which immediately elicited screams from Scarface and Fatty.
The thin monkey on the other side swung a punch, but Xiao He turned his head and dodged it, then kicked him out, causing him to flip over.
Scarface and Fatty saw the idea and pricked their hands and wanted to retreat. Xiao He snorted coldly and grabbed the two of them with his tiger claws. He punched and kicked them three times in an instant, sending the two of them throwing themselves onto the street.
The thin monkey was lying not far away, and finally regained his composure. He climbed up and felt something bad in his heart: "Why didn't you hear the voices of the boss and the second child? Have they been dealt with? Hiss...
...Based on my sixth instinct as a lower animal, starting from 5 seconds, I will be miserable, miserable...ah!!!"
The thin monkey only felt a dark shadow flash before his eyes, and the young man who kicked him to the point of kidney pain came right in front of him!
Taking advantage of the thin monkey's daze, Xiao He punched the thin monkey in the abdomen, then hooked his right leg behind the thin monkey's knees, causing him to kneel on the ground.
Xiao He clenched his hands into fists and used the popular martial art "Wing Chun" that is popular in China today. He hit the thin monkey on the chest and suddenly the miserable screams resounded throughout the street.
Xiao He became more and more addicted to the beatings. If he was caught fighting in college, he would be expelled directly. Therefore, Xiao He did not take action for more than two years. At this time, the violence factor that had been accumulated for a long time exploded in an instant.
Caught the thin monkey again, Xiao He went berserk! Wing Chun, spring leg, Skanda Palm, Prajna Palm, Baguazhang... each of the exquisite martial arts was used by Xiao He, and his martial arts were so complicated.
It is comparable to the Shaolin Sutra Pavilion, and Xiao He's application of these martial arts is even more accurate to the "style"!
In other words, often this punch is still using Shaolin Changquan, and the next move is replaced by Baguazhang. Each move is composed of multiple martial arts. The switching of martial arts is fast enough to make any martial arts master commit suicide in shame!
The excitement in Xiao He's eyes became more and more intense, and his attacks became faster and faster. However, Xiao He had not lost his mind yet, and the strength of his attack was reduced by seven points. Otherwise, if he continued to fight like this, he would die! However, even so, the thin monkey remained the same.
Can't hold on any longer.
"hero!!!"
The skinny monkey knelt on the ground and begged with tears streaming down his face: "Hero! I was wrong! I was wrong! I will never be raped again. Please let me go. Uh-huh-huh..."
As the saying goes, a man has gold at his knees, and a man will not shed tears lightly, but at this moment, gangster C completely threw these two sentences to WC, and just begged Xiao He not to abuse him anymore.
Looking at the bruised and swollen face of the thin monkey, as well as the body that was obviously fatter and still twitching from time to time, Xiao He smiled coquettishly and thought to himself: "I have already lost 70% of my strength. This guy's ability to resist a beating
Too weak..."
"Forget it, let's leave it like this, it looks so pitiful." Xiao He thought for a while and decided to let the three of them go: "Okay, this time... stop it!"
While Xiao He was thinking, Scarface, who was lying on the ground not far away, suddenly stood up, took out a folding knife, and rushed directly towards the girl who was standing not far away and was saved by Xiao He! It seems that Scarface was not there.
It's not that he is stupid, he also knows that Xiao He is a tough guy, but that girl is a softie.
The girl had sprained her foot just now and was extremely inconvenient to move. She wanted to escape now, but she was unable to do so.
"careful!"
Xiao He reacted extremely quickly, desperately squeezing his own potential, bursting out with astonishing speed, taking three steps and then two steps. When Scarface was still one step away from the girl, he rushed to the girl's side and stretched out his arms to hug her.
The girl's slender waist avoided Scarface's stab.
"Shadowless feet!"
Xiao He seemed to be furious, his right leg turned into an afterimage, and he kicked eight times in a row in just four seconds!
Scarface suffered such a heavy blow, and his whole body felt like it was falling apart. He collapsed softly on the ground, foaming at the mouth, and twitching all over.
"Bah!" Xiao He spat at the scarred face and turned to look at the girl in his arms.
"Miss, you didn't..."
Xiao He looked at the red face of the girl in his arms and turned to stone on the spot.
Due to the emergency situation and the lack of light conditions, Xiao He has never been able to take a closer look at the girl. Now that he has a closer look at her face, he realizes what it means to be beautiful. Her delicate facial features are carved into her fair face, which is truly a work of art.
, especially those pouty red lips and big watery eyes, those eyes are so watery! It seems like it is about to flow out... hmm? No! Where is the look, it is obviously really about to flow out.
Got it!
After careful analysis, this beautiful girl's expression at this time should be called "shameful and angry"! Well, yes! It must be "shameful and angry"!
Xiao He vaguely felt that something was wrong. Usually, what the hero rescued the beauty in exchange for was either an excited kiss, a passionate hug, or a direct promise, but looking at this heroine, she seemed to be very
Grieved and angry...
Xiao He felt that the perfect touch and a little bit of temperature coming from his right hand seemed to explain something.
Looking down, Xiao He found that his right hand was covering the girl's 34D like a rain of eight claws!
As a modern new youth, Xiao He's theory in "that aspect" is definitely expert-level, but he has never been able to turn theoretical knowledge into practice. When he encountered such an exciting curve for the first time, Xiao He rolled hard.
He pressed his Adam's apple, and by some strange coincidence, he slightly gathered the five fingers of his right hand twice.
"Snapped!"
The clear voice resounded throughout the street, with a little echo, and the girl left five bright red finger prints on Xiao He's face!
"rogue!"
The 34D girl stamped her feet, the blush almost dripping from her face.
Xiao He felt very ashamed at this time, and was about to explain, but the girl staggered away from the scene with her legs as if hiding from the god of plague, leaving Xiao He alone and looking at the exquisite figure going away.
The burning sting on his face brought Xiao He back to his senses. He put his right hand to his nose and sniffed, and could faintly smell a special fragrance.
Xiao He looked around, and saw that the fat man and the thin monkey were holding each other aside and raising the scarred face.
Xiao He said: "Oh! Those three over there!"
The three figures began to tremble visibly. The thin monkey turned around and showed a smile that was uglier than crying.
"Ying, hero, what are your orders?"
Xiao He thought about it carefully and said, "Remember to be a good person in the future!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Be a good person, be a good person..."
"Let's go."
"Okay, okay, thank you hero!"
The two dragged Scarface, who was temporarily incapacitated, and ran away.
Xiao He muttered in a low voice: "Why are you running so fast? Are you rushing to reincarnate?"
Xiao He walked to the side of the road, picked up the game helmet he had placed there before rescuing people, and was about to leave when he found a folder not far away.
"It seems that this is the thing that the girl just refused to let go of..."
Xiao He walked over and picked up the folder, flipped through the first page, and saw a few large characters printed on it in block letters——
"Jianghu" secret setting information!
Xiao He's pupils shrank and his heartbeat stopped for a moment.
"No, it can't be?" Xiao He swallowed his saliva, raised his right hand that had begun to tremble, and started to flip through it. After browsing a few pages, Xiao He's breathing became heavy! What this document records is basically "Jiang Hu"
Hidden tasks, rare martial arts, and equipment acquisition clues are set!
Xiao He held the folder and was shocked: "There is no reason. How could such a confidential document from Tianyao be stolen? Then, that girl just now..."
Xiao He became like the girl just now, clutching the folder tightly in his hand, and ran to school with full of doubts, a little excitement and longing.
