Looking at Sima Changfeng's retreating figure, Lu Feng held his painful chest and breathed a long sigh of relief: "Huh~"
This time, Lu Feng could be said to bet his own words. If Shucha hadn't helped and delayed the time, it would have ended badly. Thinking of the moment when he was kicked, Lu Feng felt that he was too weak, and in his mind
I once again recalled what Principal Hu said when we were leaving: If you want to protect others, you must first have the power to protect others.
"Brother, are you okay?" Murong Xiaoxiao asked distressedly.
Lu Feng waved his hand, looked at Wang Xiaojing, and asked: "Who is Sima Changfeng? I have fought countless times, but I have never seen such a terrifying person. His sister is simply not a human. If not
If I were stronger, I would definitely not be able to stand up..."
Listening to Lu Feng's complaints, Wang Xiaojing felt a little distressed: "Lu Feng, your IQ makes me worried. You know you are not good but you still seek abuse. I don't know if you are pretending to be stupid or really stupid, but you are so stupid.
Like, you did the right thing... Xiaoxiao, can I say 'black pineapple' to your brother Lu Feng?"
Wang Xiaojing spoke very measuredly. She first scolded Lu Feng and then gave him a sweet date, leaving Lu Feng unable to refute and speechless.
Murong Xiaoxiao was stunned: "What is 'black pineapple'?"
Wang Xiaojing smiled slightly: "Brother Lu Feng understands!"
"This~that~is that~you know!" Lu Feng explained speechlessly.
"I don't understand!" Murong Xiaoxiao shook his head.
Just at this time, the news of the return of Gao Chao and others came from the team channel, which just made Lu Feng change the topic: "Uh~ This is a very long story, let's talk about it when we have time. Gao Chao is at [Chai Jin]
They are waiting for us, let’s go~”
…
It is said that after Qiu Han, Qin Shou and Gao Chao returned to Songyang Academy, they were once again attracted by the scenery of Songyang Academy. After tinkering for a long time, they finally found functions such as taking photos and videos in the settings bar, and started taking selfies one by one.
"Qiu Han, come here quickly and take a picture for me. I have never been to Songshan Mountain in real life. I can take a few pictures this time and put them in the space. It will be really cool!" Qin Shou sat on the welcoming pine and said to the guests.
Qiu Han waved.
"Click~"
"Let me see how it goes?" After taking the photo, Qin Shou ran to Qiu Han's side excitedly. When he saw his photo clearly, he felt a little imperfect and said firmly: "Yeah~ Not bad, a thousand
It’s true that the megapixels are not covered. After they come off the production line, I will do some grinding and processing and they will look super handsome~”
"Take a picture for me! I'll upload it to the space then download it, wash it, and send it home!" Qiu Han said and ran to the side of the welcoming tree.
Looking at these two weird teammates, Gao Chao shook his head: "Lao San, Lao Si, don't be such idiots, okay? Don't take selfies everywhere you go, okay? Lao San, no matter how much you take selfies, you can't get rid of it."
You beast's halo, come on, take some pictures for me first, and I'll teach you some super cool POSS!"
After Gao Chao finished speaking, he pulled Qiu Han and stood on the fork of the welcoming pine tree.
"Holy shit!" Qiu Han and Qin Shou raised their middle fingers at the same time.
"How about taking a photo together first?" Qiu Han suggested.
Gao Chao shook his head: "NO, NO, NO! I masturbated for a long time last night. Under the guidance of Teacher Cang, I flew for an hour and fired hundreds of billions of bullets in the air. Is my dick crazy?"
"You dick!" Qiu Han and Qin Shou gave a thumbs up at the same time.
Gao Chao smiled indifferently and continued: "So I don't look good today. Let me rest for a while and wait for the boss to come. I will be able to restore my ability to see flowers blooming, cars seeing flat tires, and Buddhas seeing being in a daze.
.”
As he spoke, Gao Chao stood up, waved his sleeves, and continued to say: "After I regain my handsome face that is popular with thousands of boys and girls, I will consider whether to have sex with you, a 'beast' and a sultry man.
Let’s take a group photo!”
"Ni sister!" Qiu Han and Qin Shou complained at the same time.
Gao Chao didn't take it seriously and wanted to turn around and pose for a POS photo. He happened to see Lu Feng and the other three. He was surprised at first and then overjoyed: "Oh, dear boss and eldest lady, when did you come? You don't know, I was almost taken aback.
The third child and the fourth child are impressed by their IQ!"
Lu Feng shook his head helplessly and said with a smile: "Your 'howitzer' is very powerful, with hundreds of billions of bullets!"
"Haha, just so so!" Gao Chao said with an embarrassed smile.
"Pfft~" Wang Xiaojing couldn't help laughing out "Xiang", and suddenly scolded Gao Chao and the others with a serious face: "Did I invite you to masturbate? Or did I invite you to take pictures?"
Lu Feng was dumbfounded and didn't know what Wang Xiaojing meant: "What do you mean?"
Gao Chao was also a little confused: "Let's masturbate? Not good. Although I can fight for a long time in the dormitory, in public, the muzzle of the gun may be clogged due to nervousness, and what should I do if I can't fire a single bullet?"
"
At this time, Wang Xiaojing realized that she had made a mistake. She suppressed her anger and knocked Gao Chao on the head hard: "Your IQ makes me even more worried. With a teammate like you, there will be no money. You should quit."
Bar!"
"Ah~ no, no, miss, I know I was wrong!" Gao Chao quickly begged for mercy.
Wang Xiaojing smiled evilly: "Are you wrong? Why didn't I know? Tell me where you were wrong?"
"I'm wrong, I'm wrong everywhere, I'm wrong wherever you tell me I'm wrong!" Gao Chao said very consciously.
Seeing Gao Chao being so practical, Lu Feng couldn't help but smile. He said nothing and kept the same attitude as everyone else watching the show. No one wanted to get angry. Wang Xiaojing was everyone's nightmare at this time. Who said who would get shot.
Gao Chao's "lower limit" is not challenging, and Miss Wang feels very bored: "You are right, I was wrong. To be honest, you have been to the West Lake for so long, how come you are still at level 19?"
Gao Chao shook his head helplessly: "Well, you should ask the 'beast'!"
Qin Shou didn't expect that Gao Chao would push him onto the fire bed. When he saw Wang Xiaojing looking at him, he could only say angrily: "I'm getting angry when I talk about this. The second and fourth children and I met a new girl on the way to West Lake. Brother,
Holding a long knife, cutting through thorns and slaying monsters bravely, I had to upgrade her and teach her how to attack common weaknesses and use skills to attack. It took me a few hours. When I passed the West Lake Wishing Tree, I realized that it was actually a man.
"
"Nima, you guys don't distinguish between men and women? Wentian has already verified the identity and banned transvestite accounts?" Lu Feng asked with some confusion.
Gao Chao suppressed his laughter and covered his mouth and said: "Giggle~ You can't blame Lao San. That man hid his last name and deliberately dressed up like a woman. She really looks like a woman~ Haha~ Laughing shit
Me~"
Qin Shou didn't take it seriously and continued: "But I didn't suffer, I still fucked him!"
"Uh~" Murong Xiaoxiao was instantly stunned!
The tough Wang Xiaojing was unmoved. She put her hands on her waist and suppressed her complaints. Finally, she said helplessly: "If you are not afraid of opponents who are like gods, you are afraid of teammates who are like pigs. There is no distinction between men and women. They are really 'animals'!"
Lu Feng was also a little shocked: "Lao San, your taste is getting more and more serious! It seems that I will stay away from you in the future!"
Qin Shou was shot innocently. Wang Xiaojing could misunderstand him, but he couldn't let Lu Feng misunderstand him. Otherwise, he quickly explained: "Ah, boss, don't misunderstand me. It was my long sword that took him."
