The clinic owner yelled: "Boy, are you looking for an orphan? It makes the old man uneasy. After all, what do you want?"
Lei Feng asked: "Is there any smoke?"
The old man from the clinic shook his head and whispered: "Back then, my wife wouldn't let me smoke, saying it was bad for my health and would make it difficult to improve my martial arts. I kept coming secretly, and finally she got it right."
"It's not because of smoking itself, but other reasons, right?" Lei Feng said with a faint smile, "I think it's because you watch too many pornographic films."
The clinic owner said displeasedly: "Am I like the kind of person who relies on pornographic movies for a living? People with wives are very busy, and you don't even know it. When you have a woman, you will understand that your skills in bed are not as good as those outside.
The skill requirements are low.”
The shadow of Pan Xiaoting appeared in Lei Feng's mind. When he came to Xijing City, he only had one marriage with her, and he still had the mentality of saving people. He swore that he never married Pan Xiaoting with the mentality of enjoyment at that time.
Lei Feng's spirit will always shine, so Lei Feng sacrificed his virgin body to combine with Pan Xiaoting, who was a virgin.
Perhaps it was God's will, but the relationship between the two was tied together because of that one time, or maybe not, and the relationship became very subtle. Lei Feng thought that the relationship between the two was transparent enough, but it was not like this. It was hazy and full of emotions.
Mysterious.
If two people are together, they probably won't think too much.
When Lei Feng thought like this, the face of a fairy appeared in his mind again. Two extremely beautiful women were entangled around him, unclearly and unwillingly, always wandering between true love and misunderstanding.
"You miss a woman?" the clinic owner smiled, took out a pack of cigarettes, and said distressedly, "Smoke less, the wind smoke grown in Ziyun Mountain is different from ordinary cigarettes, there are very few, it takes ten years to grow, and there is not much left.
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Lei Feng nodded, took out a roll, lit it, and inhaled it into his stomach. Suddenly he felt that the spiritual energy around him became rich, and the pores on his skin shrank, sensitively absorbing the spiritual energy from the outside world.
The clinic owner screamed and said anxiously: "You bastard, you smoked so much and lost a tenth of me. You are a prodigal. It is really a waste."
Lei Feng asked curiously: "What's wrong?"
The boss said helplessly: "Fengyan takes ten years to grow. It is equivalent to a magical elixir and is worth thousands of gold. The bit you smoke can be fetched at the auction house for millions of dollars."
Lei Feng was startled and said, "So many?"
The clinic owner hummed: "Of course, these cigarettes are expensive but not commercially available, so you can't buy them at all. Hey, you can only get one-tenth of them, and the rest are wasted."
Sure enough, when the smoke entered his stomach, only part of it relaxed, and the rest ran out of his mouth automatically, so when everything returned to its original state, Lei Feng felt that it was a waste.
The boss hurriedly snatched Feng Yan back and said heartbrokenly: "It's such a waste, it's such a waste of natural resources!"
Lei Feng said: "You didn't come out just to talk to me. Old senior, if you have anything to say, just say it."
The boss chuckled and said: "There is indeed something for you to help with, but I am getting paid."
Lei Feng's eyes widened, thinking that he would get martial arts secrets, and hurriedly said: "What is the reward? Hurry up and report it. Maybe I will get excited and seal the deal!"
The boss said mysteriously: "Follow me!"
Lei Feng followed the boss secretly, as if he were a thief, passing by a deserted grassland, where he encountered a ghost-like thing, but it didn't appear now.
Lei Feng almost screamed when he entered the boss's house. This is not a clinic. It is simply a morgue or a garbage dump. Half of it is the corpses of animals and plants, and the other half is abandoned corpses.
Animal internal organs and limbs were everywhere, and in the most important place, there was something unimaginably huge.
Lei Feng pointed at the dark strip-shaped thing and couldn't help but touch it. It was sticky and asked: "What is this?"
The clinic owner failed to stop it in time and hurriedly said: "I don't know. I forgot. I left it there for a long time."
Lei Feng had a bad premonition in his heart and asked again: "Tell me quickly, why do I feel a little uncomfortable?"
The boss said awkwardly: "It's the elephant's genitals..."
"Holy shit, boss, you're so immoral. You put your genitals around and let me touch them. They're sticky." Lei Feng cried out with a chill all over. "What if you let others know?"
Well, especially if a woman comes and sees your genitals, what should you do?"
The boss said: "My genitals are those of an elephant. I thought they could aphrodisiac, so I used them."
"How did it come about?" Lei Feng asked.
The boss said: "On a dark night, a tall fence blocked my progress. The elephant wanted to provoke me and trample on my dignity, so I got angry and took action."
Lei Feng said: "You won't do it in the zoo, right?"
The boss laughed dryly and said: "How do you know!"
Lei Feng finally understood that his boss was not an ordinary person. In front of him, he did not lose his temper and just said: "Let's take out the mysterious things quickly. It's gloomy and uncomfortable here."
The boss said displeased: "This is the place with the most abundant spiritual energy in Xijing City. You actually said it is spooky. Do you have any discernment?"
The most hateful thing is that Lei Feng actually saw various women's underwear in the corner. It looked like they were used. Could it be that this guy stole women's underwear?
Noticing Lei Feng's gaze, the boss said hurriedly: "That's what my woman used. What are you looking at? I don't know the etiquette."
"How come one of these pieces looks so familiar!" Lei Feng saw the top piece, which was leopard-print and had so little fabric that it was difficult to wrap anything up to d.
Suddenly, Lei Feng remembered that the female killer seemed to have such an underwear. Yesterday, he said that he had lost something, but he never expected that this guy would steal the female killer's underwear.
I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people. Lei Feng sighed: "I admire you, I never thought that the old man has a hobby of collecting underwear, which is beyond the reach of the younger generation!"
After rummaging through the boxes and cabinets, the boss smiled and said, "I found it, hard work pays off, haha, this is so cool, you are lucky."
Lei Feng once again had a lot of premonitions in his heart, and said softly: "What is it for me?"
The boss shook his head and said: "I have treasured this thing for many years, but it is difficult to find it now. You think that such a good thing in the world is the fruit of a lifetime's hard work. Most people, I will not let them see it at all."
Lei Feng's eyes sparkled, thinking that this might be the boss's martial arts secret book. His martial arts skills are extremely high, and his achievements must be immeasurable. If he can get his experience...
Thinking of this, Lei Feng trembled all over. He was about to become prosperous. Now he happened to find peace. If he got the guidance from his seniors, it would definitely be a dream.
The boss carefully opened the dusty cloth, and Lei Feng stared at it without blinking, fearing that half of it was lost, he wished he could do it himself.
The old man stretched out his hand and said: "Ten steps back to prevent you from impulsively coming over to snatch my good things!"
Lei Feng said angrily: "Am I the kind of impatient person? No one has ever doubted my character."
The boss shook his head and said: "No, your speed is not as fast as I thought, and your progress is like a monster. I don't trust you."
Lei Feng took ten steps back and said, "Okay?"
The boss opened it cautiously, and Lei Feng couldn't help but take a curious glance, but before he could see clearly, he was quickly covered by the boss. He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fortunately, there are no insects. Problems will occur if you leave it for a long time."
Lei Feng vaguely saw the stacks of books and thought to himself: "It's really good. It must be the martial arts secrets of the old timers. I have developed so many hand-copied martial arts techniques. Well, not bad, these are enough for me to read for a long time.
It seems that we need to cherish the time, tease girls less, work harder to understand, and strive to break through the third life and death needle of the Five Elements Acupuncture."
The boss said: "This is a good thing that I have treasured for many years. Originally I did not intend to pass it on to others, but seeing that the world is in decline, I cannot continue like this. I need a successor."
Lei Feng hurriedly tidied up his clothes and said solemnly: "Senior, I appreciate my gratitude and don't dislike it. Although I am not a genius, I have a sincere heart and will definitely inherit the mantle of the old man and not let the inheritance of the old man be broken."
The boss smiled and said: "You are definitely a piece of material. After seeing so many people, I have never seen anyone who is stronger than you in this aspect. You are simply a replica of me when I was young."
Lei Feng was secretly happy and hurriedly said humbly: "Senior, that's a great compliment."
The boss shook his head and said: "To say that you are the replica of me when I was young is definitely to underestimate you. I think you will definitely surpass me in the future. On this road, I have always felt very lonely, but seeing you
From now on, this box of things will have a successor. I am extremely happy and should be drunk for three days and three nights..."
Lei Feng was impatient and said: "Old senior, show it to me quickly. As long as the old senior orders, I will fight with swords, mountains and fire, no matter what!"
The old man smiled lewdly and said, "Looking at how anxious you are, wait a minute. I'll open the DVD first and then talk."
"DVD?" Lei Feng thought to himself, "Is there still film and television teaching? Yes, the old man thinks that he is a good person."
Turning on the worn-out black and white TV, the boss said helplessly: "It would be great if there was a color TV, so you could watch vivid bodies."
Lei Feng smiled and said: "Don't be too busy looking at this kind of thing. It's mainly a state. As long as the state is reached, the influence is only superficial. We should jump out of the superficial and see the deeper things. This is the case in the whole world."
The boss's eyes lit up and he said: "It's insightful, very good, I like it."
Lei Feng smiled shyly and said: "It's all the numbers taught by seniors." In fact, he wanted to grab everything and study it slowly.
The boss carefully took out a disc and put it in gently. When the impact appeared, Lei Feng was completely dumbfounded and said blankly: "Is this the inheritance you are talking about?"
The boss said seriously: "Yes, such an important inheritance must not be cut off. This is our generation's responsibility!"
Lei Feng was about to vomit blood. Damn, where is the inheritance of martial arts? The whole thing is a pornographic disc, and every time it appears, it is all about naked body fighting.
Not to mention the girl's appearance, the movements and postures in them are completely different from those of today's island countries. These are old movies from the 1980s, and they are still regarded as treasures.
Lei Feng showed a murderous look and said coldly: "You don't think I'm suitable for watching these things, do you?"
The boss patted Lei Feng on the shoulder and sighed: "I have met countless people, and you are the most wretched person I have ever seen. The wretchedness aroused in my heart can be inherited like this. From now on, I will give these things to you and keep them well."
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Lei Feng wants to commit suicide!
[PS: The website had a seizure in the early morning, so it was updated in the morning. The flowers have not increased in the past two days, so I vomited blood and asked for flowers.]
