Lei Feng screamed, missing an excellent opportunity. He encountered a bottleneck on the third needle of Five Elements Acupuncture, but he didn't know where it appeared. He was eager to find a famous teacher for guidance. The clinic owner was obviously the best person.
Unfathomable cultivation is on the same path as Lei Feng, and the two of them have a lot in common.
But Lei Feng made his boss unhappy, and the boss issued a warning and was unwilling to give guidance.
"Old senior, you are highly respected, why would you argue with a junior?" Lei Feng said flatteringly, "Besides, what's wrong with being a virgin? First, it can purify the social atmosphere and set an example for today's young people. You see
The person who almost put me in a coffin is actually Brother Chu. What a powerful role model. Secondly, to practice martial arts, you need to stick to the energy of Yuanyang. The reason why the old man is so good at martial arts is because of Brother Chu...
"
The boss looked rigid and said: "There is no chance anymore. Everyone outside knows that I always stick to my word."
Lei Feng looked sad and said, "You really don't want to teach me?"
The boss was upright and sighed: "No way, it's a matter of principle. I'm a very principled person."
Lei Feng said helplessly: "Okay, you don't have to watch last night's love action movie anymore!"
The boss yelled: "Boy, are you threatening me?"
Lei Feng smiled and said: "One word and nine words, that's also my style."
Thinking of the hot scene last night, the entire Internet cafe was nostalgic for the beautiful atmosphere. There was also a hot ### coming from the bathroom. The boss was itchy. He looked at Lei Feng and saw that he seemed to be unaware, and said: "Well,
It’s not something that can’t be changed.”
"Principles, you have to be principled in life." Lei Feng kindly advised, "Old seniors, don't ruin your reputation just for temporary pleasure. How can I bear to have the reputation accumulated over the years ruined like this?"
The boss's face changed, he hesitated, and shouted: "Principles are meant to be broken. I see that you have amazing bones and are a martial arts prodigy. When the world is in crisis in the future, you will be needed to save it. I broke the principles because I taught you.
It’s just for the sake of righteousness, so it’s not an exaggeration.”
Lei Feng gave a thumbs up and said: "As expected, he is a senior. He is a master of all-round cultivation and is unparalleled. He is a model for our generation to learn from."
The boss' face straightened up and he said, "No need to flatter me, uh, um, can you continue..."
Lei Feng knew that the boss was asking about love action movies, so he assured: "There is absolutely no problem, and there are various tricks on it. I guarantee your satisfaction. What I saw last night was the emotional and physical entanglement of Eastern people. In a few days,
God wants you to see the physical entanglement between Westerners. Of course, if you have time to review your previous lessons, you can see the physical entanglement between Easterners and Westerners. Even if you have some leisure time, if I am happy, you can look at humans and animals.
physical entanglement.”
The old man made a whoosh sound and grabbed Lei Feng's arm tightly. The force was so strong that even Lei Feng was frightened. The force was so great that his skin ached and the energy in his body was not functioning properly.
"Is this true?" the boss asked nervously and excitedly, his eyes showing divine brilliance, as if he had seen the most holy picture of mankind.
"Love has nothing to do with human gender, skin, or even race." Lei Feng sighed, "I have always understood the greatness of human beings, especially those actors in the AV career. In order to study and show great humanity, they use their own bodies
, conveying a harmonious message to humans or nature.”
The boss asked in a low voice: "Is there really a physical battle between humans and animals?" Obviously, he was shocked and wanted to know more about this aspect.
Lei Feng said seriously: "With a very serious attitude, I swear by Lei Feng's great personality that there is definitely research in this area."
The boss's eyes changed, he thought for a while, and finally exhaled, as if he had made up his mind, and said, "Okay, I can guide you."
Lei Feng was overjoyed and held the boss's hands tightly, but thinking that the other man liked to masturbate with both hands, he quickly let go and said: "In terms of knowledge transfer, we can learn from each other. As the saying goes, there is no priority in learning, and the master is the teacher. The ancients
I won’t deceive you if you are sincere!”
The boss looked at the serious Lei Feng amusedly, and suddenly said: "You really don't want those tapes that I have collected for many years?"
Lei Feng waved his hand and said seriously: "Senior, we all said that we should keep pace with the times, so let's forget it. I can't see all the beauties on the Internet, so I don't have time to pay attention to it. You know, in this regard, everyone
It’s about liking the new and hating the old.”
The boss nodded and said: "Yes, those erotic paintings contain my records of some martial arts moves, and there seems to be some experience in the Five Elements Acupuncture."
Lei Feng screamed and left the room, rushing towards the garbage dump. The boss laughed and said: "Hurry up, it seems that the garbage truck has already passed..."
In the yard.
Lei Feng had a fishy smell on his body. He was chasing a garbage truck and bumped into a car. The car contained a large number of live fish, so he had a fishy smell on his body.
But this did not hinder Lei Feng's enthusiasm. Regardless of the shocking situation, he dragged the person out, parked the car and rummaged through the things, and finally found the box.
Opening it excitedly, Lei Feng immediately screamed that it was empty inside. He searched all over the garbage truck but couldn't find what he wanted.
When he went back, Lei Feng was inexplicably frustrated. He couldn't find the erotic paintings, which contained the old man's hard work. For Lei Feng, his martial arts experience was more attractive than a dozen naked beauties.
Seeing Lei Feng's appearance, the boss smiled and said, "How about it, you didn't find it?"
Lei Feng clicked, but when he saw the boss's half-smiling look, he suddenly realized and said angrily: "Sexy old man, you are playing with me!"
The boss innocently said: "Am I kidding you? Young man, you are too impetuous. When did I say to throw away things? Just kidding, those are the good things I have collected for many years. Even if they have not kept pace with the times, they are still mine.
How could you throw away the fruits of your labor?"
Lei Feng vomited blood, feeling that he had made a fuss all over his emotions, but it was all in vain. He glared at the boss and shouted: "Old man, you have to compensate me for my losses."
The boss laughed and said: "Don't worry about me, you are impulsive and want to blame me, take it, it will make you crazy."
The result was a pink ribbon. When Lei Feng saw that it turned out to be an erotic painting, he was overjoyed and disappeared with a swish of his body, ready to study further.
There was no time to take a shower, Lei Feng sat cross-legged in the yard, excitedly looking through erotic paintings. The women on them were not clear enough, and their figures were not good enough, especially the most important expressions, which did not convey beautiful love. This is something Lei Feng would never allow.
What happened, Nima, ### is such a sacred thing, how come there is no emotion? Lei Feng looks at bed matters with the most primitive emotions.
However, what excites Lei Feng even more is that the erotic paintings are full of small calligraphy. The moment he saw the handwriting, Lei Feng felt awe-struck. The handwriting was vigorous and powerful, as if little dragons were jumping on the paper, conveying a message about the great road.
A breath of compatibility.
As expected, he is indeed a peerless master, Lei Feng thought to himself, and immediately began to read carefully, not even noticing that the female killer was approaching.
The female killer smelled a strange smell from afar, and the center of the smell was a certain scholar who was reading a book seriously in the yard, under a big tree.
The female killer has never seen Lei Feng reading so seriously. This guy is not a person who likes to read. How could he be like this now? There is something really fishy.
When he got close to Lei Feng, this guy didn't even raise his head. He actually treated her like air. It was really too much. However, he was also curious about what this guy was looking at. He turned his face towards her and saw the various postures on it. With a swish, he had a pretty face.
bright red.
After grabbing the erotic painting, the female killer cursed: "Pervert, you are actually looking at such dirty things!"
When Lei Feng saw the baby being snatched away, he was shocked and wanted to take action. The strength on his fingertips was faintly about to come out, but when he heard the voice of the female killer, he immediately took back his strength and saw that her face was flushed and her eyes were fast.
His eyes were dripping with water, but they were full of anger. It was obvious that Lei Feng's style had hurt his pure little heart.
Lei Feng stepped forward to snatch it, but he was afraid that the female killer would damage it, so he hurriedly said: "Give it back to me quickly. This is a treasure and cannot be damaged."
The female killer said angrily: "You only have this ability to look at pornographic paintings. I tell you, my junior sister is still young. What if she sees it?"
Lei Feng shrugged and said, "In that case, there is no problem if we watch it together."
The female killer spat: "Only a devil can see such dirty things!"
Lei Feng smiled and said: "Don't regret it. This is not an ordinary thing. It is Boss Se's martial arts experience. I am studying it intensively."
The female killer was puzzled, and took a look at it while holding back her shyness. Sure enough, she saw the small letters on it, but next to the small letters, there was a woman's secret part. She looked at it and her face turned red.
Lei Feng pointed to a certain paragraph of text and said: "That is the explanation about the Ninth Life of Hualien. Take a good look at it."
The female killer watched carefully and became fascinated at once. She understood that what Lei Feng said was true. It was all based on the martial arts experience of the clinic owner, and the explanation was even better than Lei Feng's. She was so fascinated that even Du Shiqi came out.
Didn't notice.
When Du Shiqi saw the two of them reading, she came over out of curiosity and asked, "Sister, what are you reading?"
The female killer was startled and hurriedly put away the erotic paintings and said: "No... nothing..."
Lei Feng said with a smile: "Your senior sister is looking at erotic paintings. Oh, it's really heartbreaking. You're such a good girl. Watching erotic paintings in broad daylight makes the world go downhill and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be."
The female killer said angrily: "Lei Feng, do you want to die?"
Du Shiqi asked curiously: "Pornographic paintings, senior sister, are you looking at erotic paintings?" Her face turned red, obviously she knew what erotic paintings were, so she felt embarrassed.
The female killer was ready to kill. Originally she was still scolding Lei Feng, not to let her junior sister see her, but now it was better. Junior sister came in front of her, and she was still holding those embarrassing things in her hand.
Lei Feng coughed and said, "Your senior sister is studying the postures on erotic paintings. Maybe she can use them when she grows up."
The female killer was about to go crazy and cursed: "Lei Feng, shut up!"
Lei Feng shrugged, took out a bag of erotic paintings, and said helplessly: "Since your senior sister told me to shut up, I just need to study martial arts seriously."
Whoosh!
The female killer came to snatch it, but Lei Feng cleverly dodged it and shouted: "Shiqi, come, let's look at erotic paintings together."
