Chapter 262 Reasons for Not Watching 'The Young Master'
Chapter 262 Reasons not to watch "Playboy"
When Lei Feng returned to the courtyard, the three women did not go back to their rooms. Instead, they sat in the courtyard, laughing and talking without any worry.
Feeling unhappy, Lei Feng walked up to the female killer and asked, "Sister, I'm beating people to death outside. Don't you care?"
The female killer turned away from Lei Feng and said impatiently: "Get out of the way, you didn't see me busy. Hey, junior sister, what did you just say? Lei Feng, what did you do? You ruined my business as soon as you came back..."
"..."
Lei Feng was speechless and said angrily: "I was almost killed outside, and you didn't even try to comfort me?"
The female killer looked up and down, shrugged and said, "Isn't he still alive?"
Lei Feng vomited blood and shouted: "What does it mean to be alive? If you die, can you come back?"
The female killer put down the fish intestine sword in her hand and said angrily: "Did you say where you went?"
Lei Feng was stunned, and then said: "That's right." Then he went back to the room.
"Stop." The female killer shouted.
Lei Feng turned around and asked, "What's wrong? I'm overworked. I'm going back to my room to take a rest. Bingxue, are you interested in sleeping together?"
Poof!
The boss who was forced to stand in the corner not far away spat out the tea in his mouth, gave a thumbs up, and said: "He is indeed a pervert."
Lei Feng smiled shyly and said helplessly: "Most people can't see a pure person. Only when you truly feel the loneliness in my heart can you know that in fact, I have always been very pure. To prove it
My innocence, girls, are you interested in being slept with?"
Bang!
The teapot hit the door and broke into pieces. It happened to be when Lei Feng closed the door. Then, the female killer was filled with rage and murderous intent, and shouted: "Lei Feng, please die."
Boss Se came over and said with a smile: "I advise you not to be impulsive. Lei Feng is injured, you can't even tell?"
The three women were shocked at the same time. They looked at the old man. The boss regained his previous confidence and coughed: "The yin and yang on his head is disordered. It is obviously after a big battle, and the opponent is much stronger than him. He is passive. Although he is resting,
Not bad, but the scars inside the body are still there.”
"Let me go take a look!" The female killer wanted to rush in, but was stopped and said angrily, "Take your hand off!"
The boss smiled and said: "If you want to help Lei Feng, don't disturb him now. You should go back and do some things of your own, such as improving your strength or getting in better shape."
Seeing the female killer's menacing gaze, the boss hurriedly explained: "A woman's figure is closely related to her martial arts skills. A good figure can exert the most powerful strength."
"Is there still this theory?" Du Shiqi asked, her eyes fluttering and fluttering with curiosity.
The old man smiled proudly and said: "You are still young. Just think, with your good figures, when you are dueling with the enemy, you suddenly lift up your clothes and reveal your beautiful figure that drives men crazy, and you can win without a fight...
…”
Bang!
The boss flew backwards, screaming and wailing. The female killer snorted coldly: "Only a man like you would be fooled."
Looking at the quiet room, the female killer secretly blamed herself, why were she pretending just now? She obviously wanted to ask, but she couldn't help but feel embarrassed. She is at her most emotionally vulnerable now and should be comforted.
The more the female killer thought about it, the more wrong she became. Her attitude just now was a bit too much, so she walked to the door of the room and wanted to knock on the door, but she began to hesitate.
"Wouldn't it be very shameful to do this? I will definitely not be able to hold my head high in front of Lei Feng in the future." The female killer hesitated. Seeing her face changing all the time, the other two women thought they were angry with their boss.
Calm, peaceful, calm.
The female killer kept reminding herself that she just went in to see Lei Feng's injuries, and then came out immediately. Then she might find some medicine, or at most help with a massage. "
Thinking of this, the female killer gently pushed open the door, forced a smile, and was about to speak when she suddenly froze.
He was shirtless, eating roast chicken, and reading pornographic books and periodicals. Everything Lei Feng did was very different from that of a wounded person, and somewhere there was something shamelessly swollen!
"Lei Feng, what are you doing!" the female killer roared.
Lei Feng didn't take it seriously. He ignored the female killer's anger and said, "This book belongs to you, right? It's from Playboy very early, in 2005. Yes, I've read this magazine. The people in it have very good figures."
good."
The female killer continued to curse angrily, but Lei Feng continued: "Next time, if you have new goods, you can tell me in advance. It's convenient for me to be unwell now. You know..."
"Lei Feng, die!" the female killer roared and rushed towards Lei Feng, with a short sword in her hand, which was extremely sharp.
Lei Feng screamed, covered his crotch, ran to the yard with the chicken legs, and shouted: "You are crazy, treating an injured pure man like this!"
Poof!
The pants were cut off by the energy, and Lei Feng's trousers turned into shorts. His lower body was bulging. He bit the drumstick, held the pornographic book, and shouted while running: "Girl, you have something to say!"
Seeing the two of them chasing each other flirtatiously, the old man wailed: "We are both men, how come the awareness is so big?"
Finally, Comrade Lei Feng bit the bullet and used his Lingxi finger to make the dagger fly, then the long sword, and finally the clothes. A big hole was ripped through the female killer's coat, revealing the lovely underwear underneath.
, saw a touch of white snow.
The clinic owner immediately stopped wailing, stared at a certain patch of white snow, and was stunned. Then he gave Lei Feng a thumbs up and said, "Boy, this is what you look like..."
Bang!
Du Shiqi kicked the old man away, stuck out her tongue at the shocked Bingxue, and whispered: "He can't be beaten to death, his body is very hard."
Bingxue has overturned her understanding. She knows the strength of the clinic owner. Although it is just a guess, she is certain that Xijing City can be peaceful for so many years because of him.
But the old man who looked extremely powerful had repeatedly suffered losses at the hands of two little girls, and he was so complacent that he was simply a masochist. There was no difference between him and the peerless masters she knew. None of them was a worldly expert.
The same, the breeze is as pure as the Taoist spirit, and does not eat the smoke and fire of the world.
The boss touched the blood on his nose and said painfully: "Shiqi, why are you following your senior sister to beat me? Don't you know that you respect the elderly and love the young?"
Du Shiqi laughed and said: "Senior sister told me that the pervert will beat him!"
"Then Lei Feng, why don't you stab him with your sword?" the boss asked.
Du Shiqi thought for a while and replied: "Senior sister likes to let Lei Feng watch, so Lei Feng is not a gangster."
Poof!
The boss vomited blood and fell to the ground, screaming: "The world is so fucking deceptive. I look pretty good, but no one shows me."
The female killer who was chasing Lei Feng was even more depressed, but her anger outweighed her shame. Today she had to fight to the death with Lei Feng. She would not let go of the hawk until she saw the rabbit. Her temper became stubborn, she didn't care about anything, and her cute chest was exposed.
of underwear.
Lei Feng screamed and backed away. He was facing the female killer's escapee. He could hold up a certain position against her, admiring it without any concern, and he didn't look the least bit injured.
Du Shiqi couldn't stand it anymore and shouted: "Sister, please wear more clothes, don't lose your wife and lose your troops!"
The female killer became even more angry after hearing this. The fish intestine sword flew out from her hand, making Lei Feng jump up in fright. However, it was still a little too late. The force of the fish intestine sword became sharper, causing the last strap of the pants to break, and then the pants fell down, revealing
Big bird.
Lei Feng can control his anger and his will, but he can't control his little brother. Today, when he was injured and preparing to rest, he actually saw an old masterpiece, which was the type that Lei Feng used to prefer.
, on the street, he was caught by Yang Min and taken to the Public Security Bureau for a magazine. He was extremely unlucky. Now Yang Min has not returned the "Playboy" to him, probably because he is going to take it home and enjoy it for himself.
Lei Feng despises this very much. On the outside, he looks very handsome, but underwear is not like her. He likes to read a magazine belonging to a special group of people.
The female killer exclaimed, turned around and said angrily: "Rogue!"
Lei Feng shouted: "I'm a gangster, tell me who took off my pants. If you want to see it, just tell me. I'm not the kind of person who is difficult to talk to, right? Anyone who knows me knows that Lei Feng
Comrade Feng likes to do good deeds without asking for anything in return..."
"Put on your clothes quickly!" the female killer shouted. She went over and blindfolded the curious Du Shiqi and said bitterly, "Go back to me immediately and don't look at her."
Bingxue's pretty face turned slightly red, she turned around and thought to herself: "Why is Lei Feng like this? He's too much."
In fact, Lei Feng is a shy man, but there are people who are more shy than him, so he seems a bit thick-skinned. So he returned to the room, casually slipped on a pair of pants, held a copy of "Playboy", came to the boss, and asked: "
Good stuff, do you want to see it?"
The boss's eyes were wide open, he stared at the cover girl, his mouth was watering, and he howled: "Who is this? Why are the breasts so big? I want..."
Lei Feng shuddered when he saw his boss's screams. He felt cold all over and said, "This is not my book, so I will lend it to you for a price."
The boss said hurriedly: "Say it quickly!"
Lei Feng pointed at the female killer and said: "This book belongs to her, I borrowed it to read, so if you want to read it, you must agree to her condition."
When the female killer heard that Lei Feng actually said that "Playboy" belonged to her, she was furious and wanted to kill someone with a sword. Lei Feng hurriedly stopped her and said: "You are stupid, you don't cherish the opportunity!"
The female killer asked doubtfully: "Opportunity?"
Lei Feng explained: "The boss's martial arts is very strong. If you can get some inheritance, no one outside will dare to bully you in the future. Do you understand?"
"This book wasn't mine at that time?" the female killer argued.
Lei Feng said: "Of course I know this book is not yours. This book belongs to Du Shiqi. She accidentally brought it back from outside and asked me to keep it temporarily."
The female killer was about to vomit blood and stared at Du Shiqi. Du Shiqi felt cold all over and shrank her neck, saying aggrievedly: "Brother Lei Feng asked me to get it. It's in the yard where the dogs are buried. Brother Lei Feng liked it and asked me to take it with me."
The female killer glared at Lei Feng, and Lei Feng smiled awkwardly and said, "It's the same for everyone. Is it cost-effective to use one magazine and another kind of martial arts? Anyway, others will know at a glance that you don't need to read those things."
