Chapter 275: Hidden Bananas in the Golden House (Continuing with the fourth update! Happy weekend everyone!)
When Pan Xiaoting returned to the apartment, the demon was already lying on the sofa, eating fruit, and said with a smile: "You're back?"
"Where are you going? We have been waiting in Nanhu for a long time." Pan Xiaoting's face turned red. They had stayed for a long time, but they had just been under the lotus leaves for a long time.
The goblin said helplessly: "I can't help it. My family suddenly came. I went to see them and then came back."
"Lei Feng, this shameless guy didn't come back. Do you want to die? I need him to be a signboard for the opening of my clinic." The fairy said in a fairy tone.
Pan Xiaoting said: "He must have something going on. He is acting weird these days."
The goblin agreed: "Sister Pan, you should tell me that if you stay outside all day long, you might get involved with women and mess around at will. He is a male servant at home, so he should ask for leave when he goes out."
Late at night, Lei Feng hurriedly took them away, but left immediately halfway and did not come back for a long time. Her family happened to send someone to pick them up, so Pan Xiaoting was left waiting alone.
I was worried at first, but the goblin had no choice because she was forced. Fortunately, Sister Pan was fine, and her family assured her that nothing would happen, so she went with peace of mind.
Seeing that Pan Xiaoting's face was reddish and her eyes were watery, which is a phenomenon only seen in women who have been nourished, the goblin asked strangely: "Sister Pan, what's wrong with you?"
Pan Xiaoting came to her senses and said, "What's wrong?"
The goblin waved his hand and said helplessly: "Forget it, you are acting weird today, as if you were fucked by Lei Feng."
Boom!
Her head exploded instantly, Pan Xiaoting said: "I'm a little tired, go to bed, good night."
The goblin looked at Pan Xiaoting who returned to the room strangely, and said doubtfully: "I said something wrong, does she really look like a woman in love?"
Lei Feng returned to the courtyard. The three girls did not sleep, but sat under the banyan tree, proving each other's martial arts skills. The clinic owner rarely went to bed early, and calmly gave instructions. He especially took great care of Du Shiqi, because she wore the least clothes and was the most innocent.
"That's right, lower your chest," the clinic owner shouted. "The Ninth Hualien's posture should be lowered, so that the energy in the body can circulate and be better exerted."
"Is that so?" Du Shiqi bowed, revealing the cute little girl on her chest, wrapped in a white steamed bun. The sight of it made people bleed, but she seemed unaware.
The clinic owner quickly said: "Yes, that's it. It's so lethal that no one can resist it."
Du Shiqi smiled sweetly and said: "So that's it. Then what if I lower it a little lower?"
After saying that, Du Shiqi's waist became more curved, and you could almost see most of the steamed buns inside. The clinic owner shouted excitedly: "Yes, you are very talented, that's it, you are really a genius!"
Whoosh!
A shoe was thrown hard and hit his face. The boss screamed and a shoe appeared on his face, saying: "Why did you hurt me with a concealed weapon? This is very immoral behavior!"
Just as he turned around, another shoe suddenly flew over and hit his face again without exception. The boss fell to the ground and said: "Why is my life so miserable!"
When Du Shiqi saw Lei Feng coming back, she hurried forward and said with a sweet smile: "Brother Lei Feng, you are back!"
The two peaks on his chest were leaning on Lei Feng's arm. He was so confused that he almost soared. He hurriedly let go and said, "You haven't slept yet, it's already early in the morning."
"Going to the hotel again to rescue those beautiful female students who are out of school?" the female killer said fiercely, full of murderous intent.
Lei Feng thought of the love under the lotus leaves, felt comfortable all over, and said with a smile: "You understand me. Really, after meeting so many women, you understand what I am going to do."
The female killer really smelled the scent of a woman and shouted: "You die!"
Lei Feng laughed, obviously in a good mood, and clamped the fish intestine sword with Lingxi's finger. No matter how hard the female killer struggled, it was to no avail. Instead, she touched her little face and said: "The skin is so bad, so rough!
"
The female killer roared: "You bastard, die!"
Big move, rain falls at dusk, the sky is full of sword energy waste, leaves are falling, like snowflakes flying, it is really beautiful, Bingxue and Du Shiqi helplessly looked at the two of them, and stepped aside.
The old man stared at the twin peaks that were shaking due to the jump, and his nose was bleeding. Lei Feng screamed repeatedly, but he was not injured. The clinic owner was inexplicably excited, but he was bleeding.
Finally, after everyone's persuasion and Lei Feng's apology, the female killer gave up. However, when she asked about the scent of Lei Feng's body, she immediately became furious. She didn't know if she ate too much chili pepper at night and her temper got worse.
Lying on the bed, Lei Feng thought about Pan Xiaoting, and gradually fell asleep. Doing that job was really strenuous work. Not only did he have to use his spiritual sense to detect the movements around him, but he also had to constantly make piston movements, which was tiring.
Lao Li. When a sharp sword was placed across his neck, Lei Feng was too lazy to open his eyes and ignored it.
"Bastard, wake up!" A woman's angry voice rang out, slapping his face with her hand, but Lei Feng didn't respond and fell into a deep sleep.
"Get up, believe it or not, I will kill you!" the woman said angrily.
Lei Feng slept soundly, scratched his chin, pushed the long sword away, not caring at all, and murmured: "Yes, it's in, it's so deep, my breasts are so big, it feels so good!"
The woman said angrily: "You beast, you dream about doing that with a woman even when you are sleeping. You are not even a beast!"
Bang bang bang!
After a few light slaps, she was really reluctant to give up the hard ones. The woman said angrily: "You are such a perverted thief, wake me up quickly... ugh..."
Lei Feng turned over, hugged the woman in his arms, and held her tightly. No matter what he did, the woman couldn't break free. Being held in this way by Lei Feng, he lost all his strength. The long sword fell to the ground, and his body became limp.
"Miss, your breasts are pretty good." Lei Feng purred, his voice was ominous, and he was talking in his sleep, but his hands were not vague, but he climbed up to the peak and whispered softly.
In the dark night, the woman opened her eyes wide and was stunned. She had no time to resist. Then Lei Feng stabilized the woman's small mouth and moved his hands on her body.
Woohoo——
The woman woke up, struggled hard, jumped off the bed, picked up the long sword on the ground, and angrily slashed it towards Lei Feng's body. The speed was extremely fast and the force was very fierce. She struck with anger and was very powerful.
But Lei Feng didn't respond, he really fell asleep. The long sword stopped in front of Lei Feng's chest, with the tip of the sword pressed against his chest, rising and falling with his breathing.
"Really asleep?" The woman was confused, then gritted her teeth and said, "Huh, I'll deal with you tomorrow!"
Women are female killers. This woman smelled the fragrance of Lei Feng and couldn't help but want to come to find out what happened at night. She came with murderous intent and went back dejectedly.
In the yard, the female killer angrily waved her long sword, and the leaves above her head were unlucky. She cursed: "You bastard, you are so scornful of me, Lei Feng, you are dead!"
Ping pong!
The jade bowl on the stone table was broken into two halves, with the word Lei Feng written on it. She regarded it as Lei Feng and wanted to kill him. The female killer gritted her teeth, and the feeling of Lei Feng's palm still lingering in her body.
This woman, at first glance, knew that she wanted a man. When Lei Feng touched her, her eyes started to water. Her mouth was merciless and she wanted to kill him.
She probably wanted to kill him on the bed. The female killer thought angrily: "Indecent treatment of me, dead Lei Feng, stinky Lei Feng..."
In the room, when the female killer left, Lei Feng opened his eyes, curved the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "It feels pretty good, like jelly. The little girl is quite good."
Smiling, Lei Feng let out an ouch and felt sweat dripping from his back. When the female killer took action, he was very panicked, but he didn't show it. Once it showed, he would definitely die miserably.
If she had sobered up at that time, the female killer would definitely have known that the touching and kissing she had just done was all an act, and there was a huge difference between the treatment that was an act and the treatment that was unintentional.
If you pretend to be an animal, you can forgive it if you don't mean it, but the result is still the same. Lei Feng took advantage. Thinking of the angry little face of the female killer, he couldn't help laughing.
But just as he turned around, his chest felt a little tight, and Lei Feng secretly said: "The passion under the lotus leaves is very tiring!"
Slowly closing his eyes, Lei Feng was really tired. He helped Liu Changtian with his treatment, and the continuous battles made him physically and mentally exhausted. The dragon and phoenix jade pendant around his neck gave off a faint light, and without Lei Feng's knowledge, it began to nourish him.
body.
In the yard, the female killer was sitting on a stool, staring at the jade bowl symbolizing Lei Feng, and said angrily: "Dead Lei Feng, stinky Lei Feng..."
"Do you really hate Lei Feng?"
A voice suddenly sounded in her ears, and the female killer was startled. She turned around and saw Bingxue holding the Ice Sword, standing quietly five meters away, her eyes shining.
It seems that this is another girl who can't sleep.
"I hate him to death, this bastard!" the female killer said bitterly.
Bingxue frowned and said: "You swear to God, you really hate Lei Feng and want to kill him!"
The female killer was stunned, and then hummed: "Whatever it is about you, I can hate you if I want to, it has nothing to do with you. Why can't you sleep? Oh, don't you miss a man?"
Bingxue's pretty face turned red and she said angrily: "You are the one who wants a man!" She did want a man, but just like the female killer, she only wanted the same man, so naturally she would not admit it.
After a few days of getting along, the relationship between the two was okay, but there was absolutely no compromise on certain key issues.
"Look, your face is red." The female killer came over and whispered, "You look like you are a master in love. Hey, tell me, what does it feel like when a man comes in?"
Bingxue said angrily: "You are the master of love, and I am the only one who has ever had a man!"
The female killer smiled and said: "Whether I have a man or not is secondary. As soon as I open my legs, countless men will come over. But what about you, the rich lady? I heard that the relationship between men and women in the upper class is very chaotic. What do you think?
If you don’t have a man, I won’t believe you even if you beat me to death!”
Bingxue laughed angrily, but when she saw the bright look in the female killer's eyes, she suddenly thought of a joke, which was told to her by Lei Feng.
"I see, you are also thinking about men!" Bingxue counterattacked, "No wonder I found something in the room, hum!"
###The killer sneered: "What?"
Bingxue said: "I think you are the hidden beauty in the golden house!"
The female killer smiled angrily and said coldly: "There is no man in my room. It's not like you don't have eyes!"
Bingxue said with a proud smile: "There is a banana hidden in your room. What is it used for? I don't need to say more. Men, if you don't have a man, just use a banana!"
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