The two were in a stalemate for a moment, and Pan Xiaoting suddenly put down the knife and said helplessly: "Then, you can leave tomorrow morning."
Lei Feng shrugged and said, "No problem, but..."
Gululu...
Lei Feng's stomach made a sound of protest. Seeing Lei Feng's embarrassed expression, Pan Xiaoting burst into laughter, and the atmosphere immediately relaxed a lot.
Pan Xiaoting walked towards the bathroom, her butt twisted like a wave, and the scenery behind was more shocking than the scenery in front. After taking a bath, Pan Xiaoting threw down a set of clothes and said, "It's your turn."
Lei Feng came to the bathroom and saw that there were several pieces of colorful underwear in the bathroom. One of them was a black thong that Pan Xiaoting had just changed into. The space was still filled with her unique smell.
Lei Feng secretly thought: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color."
But when the bath water poured on his body, Lei Feng couldn't help but shudder. The water was so ice-cold that his fire was immediately extinguished by the cold bath water. He touched the switch and blushed from the cold.
When Lei Feng came out, Pan Xiaoting said lightly: "I forgot to tell you that the water heater is broken."
Lei Feng had the urge to go crazy. If his name hadn't inspired him with a great energy like a clear stream, he would have immediately destroyed the ###xxoo in front of him.
After ten bowls of instant noodles, Lei Feng looked at Pan Xiaoting with a look of wanting more. Cold sweat broke out on Pan Xiaoting's back, and she secretly wondered what kind of monster he had brought back. It survived a car crash and ate as much as a pig. Raising a pig was not enough.
Can you kill him to raise someone? Looking at Lei Feng's honest face, Pan Xiaoting shook her head, made another bowl of noodles, and said: "The last bowl is gone. You eat up all my ten days' rations."
Lei Feng smiled stupidly, then opened his mouth wide and ate the instant noodles with two swishes. Holding his stomach, Lei Feng leaned on the sofa and burped.
Pan Xiaoting took out a set of quilts from the room and said, "I'll feel sorry for you tonight." She wasn't interested in any information about Lei Feng, and didn't even bother to ask about his age and place of origin. She slammed the door and went back to her room to sleep: "Good night.
"
Lei Feng was lying on the sofa, thinking about many things in his head. This was the most comfortable place to sleep in half a month. It was soft and fragrant, with the smell of Pan Xiaoting on it.
Slowly closing his eyes, Lei Feng dreamed of a lot of delicious food and a vague shadow of a woman...
The next morning, the sun was shining brightly, and everything outside the window looked fresh and natural. After a rain, the dust of the past was washed away, and everything had to start again.
Lei Feng was in a daze and continued to sleep. He vaguely heard the sound of the security door opening, and then suddenly felt that he was being pushed by two balls of flesh. A faint body fragrance came to the bed, as if he was in a dream.
Lei Feng opened his eyes, only to see a sheet of snow-white, and his head was buried in his plump breasts, almost suffocating. Lei Feng did not dare to move because the girl hugging him was crying.
"Sister Pan, I can't stand it, I want to resign, wuwu..." the girl cried, "that beast Li Jingliang wanted to touch me last night."
"What's wrong, Xiaohan." Pan Xiaoting opened the door and was stunned. Xiaohan looked up and saw Pan Xiaoting was also stunned. He looked down and saw Lei Feng's suffocating expression. He screamed and cursed: "Damn gangster, you
Shameless!”
Lei Feng stood up awkwardly and said innocently: "I was confused, and suddenly someone hugged me..."
"You bastard! You beast!" Xiaohan's face turned red, he spoke indiscriminately, his lips moved in fear, he hugged Pan Xiaoting's shoulders and cried loudly, releasing all the grievances he had suffered yesterday and just now.
Pan Xiaoting hurriedly signaled Lei Feng to apologize quickly. Lei Feng couldn't understand and looked at each other in confusion. Pan Xiaoting said helplessly: "Forget it, judging from your appearance, your IQ is not very high."
As a result, Lei Feng's IQ dropped to 70 in Pan Xiaoting's eyes, which was lower than Forrest Gump.
Xiao Han's figure is even hotter than Pan Xiaoting's. Her upper body only has a simple suspender belt and her lower body is wearing blue hot pants. Her tight ass is wrapped in hot pants and she wants to burst out. Her waist is very thin, probably only about 22, but
The bust is huge, and the view from the side is charming.
"No wonder I was touched and dressed like this to go to work." Lei Feng muttered, remembering that what was pressed on his face just now was..., his heart couldn't help but swell, as if liquid was flowing out of his nose, he quickly stopped it.
After Xiaohan finished crying, she came to Lei Feng and stared at him until Lei Feng couldn't stand it anymore and said, "What do you want to do?"
Xiaohan hummed: "If you take advantage of me, you will suffer some losses. Be my boyfriend."
"Ah?" Lei Feng was dumbfounded. There is such a good thing in the world. If he had known that Pan Xiaoting had seen it, he cursed like this. But when he saw the smile on Xiao Han's lips, he secretly thought that it was terrible.
Ding dong, ding dong...
Xiaohan suddenly turned pale and said in panic: "Sister Pan, he is here. What should I do?"
"Who is here?" Pan Xiaoting said helplessly, "Just tell me. Isn't Li Jingliang your new boyfriend? Is a boyfriend considered indecent?"
Xiaohan said weakly: "I didn't want him to kiss me at that time, but he touched her..."
The voice became smaller and smaller, and Pan Xiaoting asked anxiously: "Where did he touch you?"
Xiaohan said softly: "Thighs."
"Pfft!" Lei Feng squirted out all the boiling water in his mouth. Knowing that his action was exaggerated, he immediately turned around. Xiao Han said angrily: "Open the door!"
Lei Feng opened the door, and a handsome man stood anxiously outside the door. He looked well-dressed, and he was obviously from a wealthy family. When he saw that it was Lei Feng who opened the door, his face changed wildly, and he shouted: "Who are you? Why are you in the small house?"
Han’s home? Hurry up and tell me!”
Lei Feng was very disgusted by his aggressive and domineering appearance, and said angrily: "It's none of your business."
The man fiddled with his hair and said angrily: "Okay, someone actually dares to talk to me like this, Li Jingliang, and you want to know who I am."
boom!
Lei Feng closed the door, and Li Jingliang's painful cry came from outside: "Ouch, my nose..."
Ding dong, ding dong...
The bell kept ringing, and Lei Feng opened the door again. Li Jingliang rushed in and yelled at Xiaohan: "This bitch, there is a man in the house. I thought you were pure, damn, I will rely on you for everything, and I can't bear to touch it with my little hands."
,bitch, a complete bitch..."
One mouthful of a bitch made Xiao Han's shoulders tremble and his lips turned purple. Pan Xiaoting was also furious and said coldly: "Xiao Han, have you seen that Li Jinliang has a human face and a beast heart? This kind of person has nothing but to cherish."
Li Jingliang's face was distorted. As soon as he entered the door, he cursed indiscriminately and his words were unpleasant to the ears. He was a shrew, which was completely opposite to the gentle dress he wore.
Only Lei Feng stood innocently beside him. After Li Jingliang scolded Xiaohan, he turned around and looked at Lei Feng coldly and said: "No matter who you are, leave here immediately within one minute, otherwise you will bear the consequences."
Lei Feng said with a smile: "You can do it right away, I don't mind."
Li Jingliang jumped angrily and yelled at Xiaohan: "Tell me, who is he?"
Xiaohan's expression was cold, which made Li Jingliang feel uncomfortable all over. He suddenly knelt in front of Xiaohan and begged: "I'm sorry, Xiaohan, it's all my fault. I love you so much. Who is he? Who is he?"
"He is my man." Xiaohan's words made Lei Feng almost vomit out the contents of his stomach. This feeling was too fast, and he liked it gradually.
Li Jingliang barely suppressed his anger. When he saw Xiaohan admitting Ke Lei Feng's feelings, a look of madness flashed in his eyes and he slapped Xiaohan on the face.
Snapped!
Xiao Han was stunned. Li Jingliang said harshly: "Bitch, you bastard..." After saying that, he slapped her again, but before it could reach Xiao Han's pretty face, she was caught by a big hand.
Li Jingliang felt as if his arm was being clamped by iron pliers. The pain was piercing his bones. He screamed like a slaughtered pig. He vaguely saw Lei Feng's face, begging for mercy: "Oh, let me go..."
Lei Feng didn't see how hard he was, as if he was holding a rag doll, moved Li Jingliang to the other side, and said, "Are your waist and knees sore and weak, your stomach upset and hot, dizzy and tinnitus?"
Li Jingliang was stunned and said: "Yes?"
Lei Feng sighed: "You have too much ### and your kidney yin is weak. Maybe that thing won't be usable in the future."
Li Jingliang's blood rose to his face and he cursed: "Fart, that thing I have is very good."
But when he spoke, his eyes rolled around, and he obviously believed what Lei Feng said. But when someone told him that he had kidney yin deficiency in front of his face, even though he had seen countless women, he couldn't admit it before beating him to death in front of Xiaohan.
"Look at your pale complexion and whether there is blood in your urine in the past two days..." Lei Feng said clearly and clearly. Pan Xiaoting and the two girls listened very seriously and looked at Li Jingliang with disdain.
Li Jingliang secretly thought something was wrong, and quickly said: "Nonsense, I am in very good health. So far I only have a girlfriend, Xiaohan, and she is still a virgin. Don't slander anyone. I reserve the right to sue you for slander at any time."
Lei Feng said in surprise: "Really? Maybe I made a mistake."
Li Jingliang's expression softened and he said, "It's good to know."
Lei Feng continued: "If it's not that you have too many ###, you must be masturbating too much at night. You should do it four or five times a day."
Li Jingliang said angrily: "I only talked nonsense three times, not four or five times."
Lei Feng said oh and stopped talking. Only then did Li Jingliang realize that he had been deceived. His face turned red and he wanted to find a hole in the ground to burrow down. He completely forgot the purpose of his coming.
Lei Feng patted him on the shoulder and said: "I will give you a prescription that can cure the root cause of your disease."
"Really?" Li Jingliang said in surprise, but remembering his identity, he hummed, "I'm not sick..."
"Two taels of licorice, one penny of pig hair, and one tael of chrysanthemums." Lei Feng said to himself. Li Jingliang pricked up his ears and took note of it carefully. Lei Feng mentioned a lot of medicinal materials, and finally said solemnly, "There is one more important thing.
Medicine introduction."
Li Jingliang was already sweating on his back, swallowing his saliva secretly and not daring to disturb him.
Lei Feng supported Li Jingliang and walked outside, saying softly: "I need two ounces of my vaginal hair..."
"That many two taels?" Li Jingliang asked in surprise.
Lei Feng said: "There is no way, this recipe is a secret that is not passed down. If it is so easy to achieve, wouldn't everyone be able to cure it? Anyway, the more introductions to the medicine, the better."
As for the other two beauties, they have been completely ignored by these two people.
After sending Li Jingliang out, Lei Feng returned to the living room and saw the two women staring at him dumbfounded. They smiled awkwardly and said, "Occupational disease, there is nothing we can do about it."
Not long after, the doorbell rang. Lei Feng said helplessly: "Why don't you leave?"
When he opened it, Lei Feng was stunned, seeing another beautiful woman.
