Shopping with a woman is something that many men don't like. But it is also difficult to go shopping with Lei Feng. There are three types of people who go shopping, men, women, and Lei Feng.
Pan Xiaoting wanted to take back what she said, because after shopping in more than a dozen stores, Comrade Lei Feng couldn't find the clothes she liked. Either she thought they were too expensive or they didn't have any style.
Heilan House, Seven Wolves, Jinba Men's Wear... After walking down the street, Lei Feng finally stopped at a tailor shop and walked in.
"Beauty, can you customize the clothes?" Lei Feng asked.
Pan Xiaoting heard the word "beautiful" and looked at the tailor's aunt. She was at least forty years old, and her face immediately darkened. The beauty of Lei Feng was for casual use.
Auntie was called a beauty. She was stunned at first, and then she was ecstatic. Seeing Lei Feng full of excitement, she smiled and said, "Are you calling me?"
Lei Feng nodded solemnly and said: "Yes, beauty. Can you customize clothes here?"
The aunt immediately nodded and said: "Of course, I can't say that our tailor shop is the best in Xijing City, but there are people within a few miles who don't praise it. People like to come here for weddings and other events."
Lei Feng nodded and said: "Let me just say, I smelled a very beautiful smell when I walked in. It must be that your craftsmanship is very strong. Young ladies often come here. I am in the right place."
The aunt laughed and said: "Young man, are you here to make suits? I have a few samples here. Take a look at them first. Which style do you like?"
Lei Feng looked at it seriously, shook his head and said, "I don't like it very much. How about this? Do you have a pen and paper? I'll draw the clothes and see if I can make them. The price is negotiable."
The aunt's eyes lit up. Usually the production fee for this kind of customer is very high. The more novel the thing, the higher the price.
Lei Feng took a pencil and scratched on the paper for more than ten minutes, and finally shouted: "It's done, please take a look."
Pan Xiaoting looked over curiously, and her face turned green immediately. Lei Feng drew something, a suit did not look like a suit, and sportswear did not look like sportswear. The sportswear had a collar, no buttons and a zipper.
"Lei Feng, are you sure you want to do this?" Pan Xiaoting asked. Lei Feng nodded affirmatively and sighed, "Whatever you want."
Unexpectedly, when Auntie saw Lei Feng's style, her eyes immediately lit up, and she actually praised: "It's beautiful. Your clothes are really beautiful. I can tell at a glance, boy, you have good taste."
Lei Feng touched his head and said with a smile: "I think so too."
Pan Xiaoting really couldn't stand listening and said calmly: "You guys talk first, I'll go out for a while."
The two of them chatted freely inside. Pan Xiaoting looked at the bustling pedestrians, rushing about for life, her face was numb and dull, and she was frowning in thought.
After half an hour, Lei Feng came out and said with a smile: "Beauty, would you like to go in?"
"Borrow some money first, and I will pay you back later." Seeing Pan Xiaoting's confused look, Lei Feng said awkwardly, "You know my current financial situation is a bit tight..."
On the way back, Lei Feng said with a smile on his face: "Let me tell you, that dress is incredible. Now I find that I have a very high talent in the fashion industry. My aunt said, this is simply the best in the world."
masterpiece."
Pan Xiaoting said coldly: "Isn't she a beauty? Why are you called aunt?"
Lei Feng chuckled and said: "No matter what you call it, it's just an external name. What I focus on is the heart. Inner beauty is the real beauty."
A beautiful woman, wearing a miniskirt, with two plump breasts ready to come out, walked by on high heels. The scent was so fragrant that Lei Feng's eyes almost popped out, and he turned around to look.
Pan Xiaoting sneered: "Does it look good?"
Lei Feng nodded and said: "The bust is at least 32d, the waist is slim and the legs are at least 70..."
Seeing Pan Xiaoting's murderous look, Lei Feng hurriedly said: "But compared with you, I am not on the same level. You are at least 90%, not on the same front."
No woman doesn't like compliments, and the same goes for iceberg beauties. Pan Xiaoting snorted and stopped dwelling on the issue. On the way back, Lei Feng told some unfunny jokes in order to liven up the atmosphere.
"Zhu Bajie went to Korea to get a beautician and became a handsome guy, so he went to a nightclub to look for beautiful women. After the show, Bajie asked the beautiful woman: Do you know how ugly I used to be? I am Zhu Bajie! The beautiful woman was shocked: Second senior brother, I am Lao Sha!" Lei Feng
After saying that, he started laughing.
Pan Xiaoting said lightly: "Boring."
Lei Feng said angrily: "It's boring. You listen to another one and you actually say I'm boring. This will guarantee that you will laugh. If you don't laugh, I will jump down from the tenth floor to show you."
"There was a couple who were newly married. The husband was sent abroad by his company. A year later, the husband returned home. After a cloud and rain that night, the couple fell asleep snoringly. Suddenly there was a knock on the door in the middle of the night. The husband jumped out of his sleep.
He stood up and exclaimed: 'No! Your husband is back!' The wife muttered: 'No way, he is abroad.'"
"Rogue!" Pan Xiaoting was very angry and strode forward.
Seeing that the joke had the opposite effect, Lei Feng hurriedly caught up and said with a grimace: "Please, can you just smile? I swore just now."
Pan Xiaoting ignored it and walked straight to the community.
Lei Feng shouted: "How could you not save me? I really want to jump off the building."
Pan Xiaoting walked into the community and was about to go upstairs. Lei Feng wanted to run to the top floor and disappeared quickly. Pan Xiaoting frowned and said to herself: "This guy won't really do something stupid, right?"
Pan Xiaoting took back the key to open the door and looked up the stairs. Suddenly she heard bang bang bang and Lei Feng came down. Lei Feng was panting.
"Oh, I'm so exhausted!" Lei Feng said with a smile.
Pan Xiaoting said: "Didn't you say you jumped off the building?"
Lei Feng said innocently: "Yes, I have already jumped from the building. I jumped from the tenth floor once, and I have jumped now. I still jumped down. It's so tiring. Next time, instead of talking about so many floors, I'll just talk about the fourth floor.
That’s fine.”
Pan Xiaoting tried hard to suppress her anger and kept telling herself to be calm and not to be impulsive. But when she saw Lei Feng's dead appearance, why did she feel the urge to go crazy?
Lei Feng added: "Actually, I just lied. I'm really sorry."
Pan Xiaoting looked confused, and Lei Feng explained: "When I jumped from the building, I ran down from the tenth floor to the fourth floor, and jumped from the fourth floor to the second floor. I regret the wrong things I did.
I apologize to you and promise there won’t be a next time.”
Pan Xiaoting looked at Lei Feng and said after a long time: "Go to hell."
After opening the door and going in, Pan Xiaoting went straight back to the room, slammed the door, and closed the door. The goblin in the living room held the mask, opened her hazy eyes, and said, "Did you molest Sister Pan?"
Lei Feng said angrily: "I am so pure, do I look like someone who is molesting others?"
The goblin chuckled and said: "It's not like that, it's."
Lei Feng said helplessly: "We lack a common language."
The goblin was wearing thin pajamas and was extremely sexy. He had two big watermelons on his chest. As the goblin laughed, he trembled. Lei Feng shivered and focused his attention on the TV.
"I said, can you please stop dressing so sexy in the future and pay attention to the impact? After all, I am a normal man. What if your bestiality shows up and I ooxx you?" Lei Feng said helplessly.
The goblin opened his face, smiled and said: "Little brother, sister really has this intention, you are my meal, you can do whatever you want?"
Lei Feng smiled and said, "Really? Give it a try!"
"You think I don't dare?" the fairy said with wide eyes.
Lei Feng nodded seriously, pointed to Pan Xiaoting's room, and said softly: "I just don't dare."
The goblin suddenly laughed and approached slowly. The fragrance on his body became stronger and stronger, and the smell of women became stronger and heavier. Lei Feng subconsciously wanted to retreat.
The goblin's eyes flashed and she pressed forward step by step. She really liked seeing Lei Feng's deflated appearance. Since someone was at home anyway, Lei Feng didn't dare to do anything to her.
Keeping closer, Lei Feng retreated to the edge of the sofa. The goblin was delighted to see Xun Xin, and his chest was so big that it touched Lei Feng's arm. When he moved, his arms rubbed up and down, and his huge and majestic chest was just touching through his pajamas.
Moved twice.
The goblin trembled, his face changed slightly, and he backed away in fear, but at this moment, the sofa became unstable, and Lei Feng fell down on the edge, and stretched out his hand to pull it.
With a soft cry, the goblin's pajamas were pulled hard by Lei Feng. Poof! The pajamas tore apart, and Lei Feng's eyes widened.
The goblin didn't wear anything under his pajamas, and all the big watermelons inside were leaking out. The two of them were stunned at the same time. The goblin's head went blank, and then he saw Lei Feng's dull eyes. He was shocked and hugged his arms, but because it was too
A big relationship cannot be contained.
Such a goblin looks even more charming. I thought the goblin would be shy and angry, but the other party rolled his eyes. Instead of panicking, he strode forward and forced Lei Feng to lean against the corner.
"Does it look good?" the goblin smiled with hidden anger.
Lei Feng sweated on his forehead and said hurriedly: "This must be a misunderstanding. I can guarantee that there won't be a next time."
"Do you want another time?" The smile on the goblin's face became even stronger.
Lei Feng grimaced and said: "No, there is no, I really didn't mean it. Who knew you weren't wearing anything underneath..."
"You still said that!" the goblin said through gritted teeth.
Lei Feng shut up.
The goblin suddenly said: "Does it look good?"
Lei Feng nodded and said: "It's beautiful, it's my favorite purple grape!"
The goblin said angrily: "Go to hell!" She wanted to let go of her hand and hit Lei Feng, but it was very inconvenient for the time being.
Lei Feng cooperated: "You can fight. I can close my eyes. I will never peek!"
He squinted his eyes to suffer death, but it didn't come for a long time. Lei Feng opened his eyes and saw the goblin walking towards the room with its charming body. When he reached the door, he suddenly turned back and glared at Lei Feng.
