When they returned to the dormitory, the three of them hadn't gotten up yet. Lei Feng put breakfast on the table, and the cell phone on the bed rang.
Suddenly, Hao Shuai stood up and shouted: "I*, Ma Shasha replied to me and asked me to go to the school gate!"
Dai Xiaochun and Lu Guan didn't respond, and continued to sleep, too lazy to pay attention. Hao Shuai made a fuss every time, just a girl, and played around with him.
Hao Shuai shouted: "Can you make peace with me, maybe smile a little, at least it's so early in the morning, can you give me some comfort?"
Dai Xiaochun and Lu Guan coughed dryly and continued to sleep. Hao Shuai looked at Lei Feng depressedly and said, "Did you see that? The world is declining, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be."
Lei Feng said angrily: "Why don't you go quickly? I must be impatient to wait."
Hao Shuai rushed out of the dormitory and shouted: "Sister, wait for me, brother is coming!"
Lei Feng tidied up, put on a set of clean clothes, and read Hegel's "Little Logic" for a while. After the two of them got up, they went to class together.
The second class in the morning was English class. Lei Feng's arrival naturally caused a storm. He was such an awesome character. He was the first student who dared to confront Li Yaoji, and he succeeded.
Li Yaoji was wearing black stockings today. As soon as she came in, all the boys cheered. Lei Feng had to say that Li Yaoji was definitely the best.
She has a slender body, perfect curves, and long black stockings. Especially today, she is wearing sunglasses and looks like a beautiful secretary. People can't help but think of the charming secretary in "If You Are the One".
Li Yaoji seduces all living beings, without any consideration of whether the students below can bear it or not. She wears clothes that are both provocative and difficult to calm down, and has no professional ethics at all.
This kind of person deserves to be beaten so much!
Lei Feng thought like this, and suddenly felt a gaze locked on him. He looked over conditioned reflex, and found Li Yaoji staring at him with a half-smiling smile.
Hao Shuai suddenly shouted: "Damn, the beautiful teacher is looking at me, look at it!"
The people around looked at the narcissist speechlessly, shook their heads, and continued to stare into the darkness. All the boys stopped thinking and began to sleepwalk, thinking about beautiful things.
Any girl in the classroom has lost her luster. Even if they are not convinced, looking at Li Yaoji's perfect face and fire-breathing figure, they can only sigh in their hearts.
Bang bang bang!
Someone knocked on the table, Lei Feng lowered his head, saw Zhuge Mingyue's angry face, and said in surprise: "Squad leader, what's wrong?"
"Boys are all like this, why can't they be more restrained?" Zhuge Mingyue snorted.
Lei Feng coughed and said, "I look at things from an artistic perspective. Monitor, I don't want to be beaten to death with a stick. My character is very strong."
Zhuge Mingyue said disdainfully: "Be strong down there! I'm too lazy to argue with you. Hurry up and report the names of the programs in your dormitory. I'm counting."
Lei Feng was stunned and asked: "What program?" But seeing Zhuge Mingyue's anger rising, he remembered the class meeting performance and said hurriedly, "What are you talking about? By the way, can you please hire foreign aid?"
Zhuge Mingyue sneered and said: "Of course, as long as you can invite me. When the time comes, the first place will get a prize, which is very valuable."
"The monitor's first kiss?" Lei Feng asked curiously.
Zhuge Mingyue said angrily: "Asshole, what are you talking about!"
Lei Feng shrugged and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, it turns out you didn't have your first kiss, so it's not the prize."
Zhuge Mingyue gritted his teeth and said, "You didn't have your first kiss!"
Lei Feng was shocked and said: "You still have your first kiss?"
Zhuge Mingyue vomited blood and wanted to slap Lei Feng to death. Why was this guy's words so different from his appearance? He looked gentle on the outside, but his words could make people angry to death.
"Zhuge Mingyue, Lei Feng, you two stand up for me!" Li Yaoji suddenly stopped her lecture and frowned. The boys below couldn't bear it even more. It was as if they saw Xizi holding his heart, and their hearts were full of pity, and they wished they could
Kill two people.
Lei Feng was startled when he saw everyone's hateful looks, even Hao Shuai stared at him. He slapped Hao Shuai on the shoulder and laughed and scolded: "Why are you just joining in the fun?"
Hao Shuai woke up and said in surprise: "Damn, this woman is hopeless, isn't she too charming?"
"When I was in class, no one ever deserted. You two, come up and read the article for me!" Li Yaoji said displeased.
Zhuge Mingyue was reluctant and whispered: "It's all your fault."
Lei Feng smiled and said: "It's all your first kiss's fault, don't blame others."
Approaching the podium, Lei Feng saw Li Yaoji clearly and had to admire her. If she had been born in ancient times, she would have brought disaster to the country and the people. If any man married her, he would probably die on his bed.
Zhuge Mingyue read the text smoothly and looked at Li Yaoji. Li Yaoji said: "That's enough, you can go down."
Lei Feng was left standing on the stage, becoming the focus of everyone's attention.
Li Yaoji stared at Lei Feng until Lei Feng was embarrassed and said, "Is there anything you want to say?"
Lei Feng shrugged and said, "No."
Li Yaoji said dissatisfied: "I am a teacher, and students are absolutely not allowed to desert in my class. Although you think English is not useful, it is difficult to apply what you have learned in the current education system, but it is always good to learn more.
of."
Lei Feng said: "Are you sure that none of them have deserted? They are probably not thinking about the textbooks."
Li Yaoji frowned and said, "Where will that be?"
Lei Feng couldn't help but look at the black silk stockings. Li Yaoji woke up, her pretty face was slightly red, she looked at Lei Feng angrily and said, "Translate the text, otherwise you will be in trouble."
There was an uproar!
I just learned the text. Even if someone can translate it, they are definitely students who study hard. Lei Feng does not look like someone who studies seriously.
Everyone knew that Lei Feng was going to be unlucky and looked on with gloating, especially Zhuge Mingyue.
Lei Feng took a deep breath and asked, "Do you really want me to translate?"
"Read it again first," Li Yaoji said angrily when she saw Lei Feng's expression, "Let's see how your level is."
Lei Feng shook his body, stabilized his emotions, and began to read: "francegets new leader, europe new direction, paris——nde, a championship of government stimulus programs who says the state should protect the downtrodden..."
After reading English, Lei Feng looked at Li Yaoji.
Li Yaoji breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Okay, if you don't know how to translate, I'll do it. After all, this article has a lot of new words and needs to be explained one by one."
Lei Feng suddenly said: "I can translate in other languages. I don't know if that's okay?"
Li Yaoji was surprised: "You can speak other languages?"
Lei Feng nodded and said, "Does the hometown dialect count?"
The crowd burst into laughter, and Zhuge Mingyue couldn't help but hum: "Boring."
Li Yaoji looked at Lei Feng helplessly and said: "I don't like seriousness in my class, so please respect yourself. Go down. Don't wander off in the future."
Lei Feng suddenly began to read in an unfamiliar language. The people below were confused, but Li Yaoji's face changed slightly and she looked at Lei Feng in disbelief.
"Do you really know?" Li Yaoji asked curiously.
Lei Feng smiled and said, "I don't know if what I just said is right?"
Li Yaoji nodded and said: "Yes, no wonder you dare to desert. Your German is pretty good and your translation is almost done."
There was an immediate uproar below.
Lei Feng dared to speak German, and was actually recognized by Li Yaoji. Everyone was envious, because when Li Yaoji looked at Lei Feng, her expression was no longer sullen, but filled with a hint of admiration.
German is Li Yaoji's second foreign language, so she can naturally understand what is being said, but the people below cannot understand it at all. Therefore, knowing that Lei Feng actually knows German, she starts whispering.
"Actually, your skills are pretty good. I'm editing a German book recently. Do you want to give it a try?" As soon as Li Yaoji finished speaking, the students below looked at Lei Feng in shock.
Lei Feng felt dozens of murderous glances and said helplessly: "Of course, but, Teacher Li, you have to ensure my safety."
The girl below laughed knowingly.
When Hao Shuai saw that Lei Feng actually got together with the beautiful teacher because he was deserting, he stood up in a hurry and shouted: "Teacher, I am also deserting."
Li Yaoji asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"
Hao Shuai was so anxious that he shouted: "Teacher, I can also speak a second foreign language."
Li Yaoji smiled and said, "For example?"
Hao Shuai was giggling and said a lot of words that no one could understand. Lei Feng almost burst out laughing and looked weird.
Li Yaoji became even more confused and asked: "Which country's language is this?"
Hao Shuai hesitated and whispered, "My village dialect."
Wow!
The students below burst into laughter and pointed at Hao Shuai. Some of them burst into tears. Hao Shuai said angrily: "Why are you laughing? You must respect my hometown dialect. This is my mother tongue."
Li Yaoji laughed and said: "Okay, I know this is your mother tongue. For a while, Wenhua has not spread to your hometown. When one day I want it, I will naturally come to you."
After a pause, Li Yaoji asked: "What are you talking about?"
Hao Shuai said shyly: "I dare not say it."
Li Yaoji smiled and said: "Say it and let everyone listen. In class, the atmosphere must be harmonious."
The people below cheered: "That's right, tell us and let us listen. Teacher Li has already spoken, hurry up."
Hao Shuai said: "Honestly, you asked me to say it."
Li Yaoji nodded.
Hao Shuai said softly: "Teacher Li, you are like a fairy descending to earth, turning all living beings upside down. We all like you and love you..."
Li Yaji smiled, she was used to this kind of praise.
Hao Shuai coughed and said: "Your chest is very firm and your butt is very perky. If I were to be your man, I might not survive more than three days..."
The originally noisy classroom suddenly became quiet.
Deathly silence.
Li Yaoji's anger surged, she pointed at the door and said, "Get out!"
Hao Shuai screamed: "Teacher, this is not fair."
"How unfair!" Li Yaoji said with a smile,
Hao Shuai innocently said: "Lei Feng and I are teasing each other, why is he fine and I am expelled from the classroom?"
Zhuge Mingyue was waiting for him, Lei Feng showed an innocent look and said, "What do you care about me?"
After class, Hao Shuai looked at Lei Feng angrily, as if he had deep hatred, and said: "I want to ban you!"
Lei Feng patted his shoulder and said, "You are wretched and have no depth."
