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Chapter 100 Peerless martial arts doggerel?

Chapter 100 Peerless martial arts, limerick?

Rather than saying that Lei Feng cannot understand the origin, it is better to say that Lei Feng cannot find his own origin. Whether it is light, darkness, or even void, the five basic attributes of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth can all have extremely high realms, but these are not for Lei Feng.

As far as Maple is concerned, they are all floating clouds, and anything that can be obtained easily cannot be used to achieve enlightenment.

Only after attaining enlightenment can one be able to slay the Tao, and only after severing the Tao can one be able to bear the holy fruit, comprehend the supreme realm, and achieve the status of a saint. In fact, Lei Feng has long been aware of it, but did not say it out loud. After all, it is very important and cannot be achieved.

realm.

It's like a man who clearly knows that a certain place is not working, but can't tell others that I only have thirty seconds. This is something that is difficult to say, even to the clinic owner, one of the top strong men in the world.

The words from the clinic owner woke up the dreamer, but what he got was a long silence. Lei Feng wanted to smoke, but couldn't help it, and asked: "Do you know what my origin is?"

The clinic owner said angrily: "If I knew what your origin was, you would be a god. Let's put it this way. Every genius has his own way. When I became enlightened, the whole world was recognized. This is awesome.

Coaxing said, I don’t know what your Tao is, only you know it. But there is one thing that is certain, what I have seen or what you have seen and understood is not your Tao. You may have your own Tao.

But if you don't realize it, it is also a very small thing, maybe it is a big thing. When things go to the extreme or when they are small to the extreme, it will cause gaps in people's memory. You do not lack the reasons to become enlightened, you just lack the opportunity to become enlightened.

"

Inexplicably and vaguely, Lei Feng looked at the clinic owner, with a look of natural pride on his stinking face. Indeed, when someone attains enlightenment, heaven and earth recognize him. How many people in the world are there?

Lei Feng even made an evil guess: when he became enlightened, he had an erotic dream and was served by a hundred beauties, or he fell into the toilet and soaked for more than ten days.

These are all very possible, because no one can guess what God is or what he will do. Keep moving forward, and martial arts practitioners are crossing the river by feeling the stones, just like socialism.

, whether it is a detour or a straight road, there are always things that future generations will talk about.

As a result, the boss fell into the toilet, covered with stench, and turned into the wretched appearance he is now. Lei Feng couldn't help but guess a little. After noticing Lei Feng's malicious gaze, the clinic boss said angrily: "You don't believe it?"

Lei Feng secretly thought that it was because he believed that he looked at you. Otherwise, who would look at you? You are not a beautiful woman. What is so good about a wretched old man?

Although he thought so, Lei Feng showed a pious look and said: "How to become enlightened, I hope the old man will give you some advice."

The clinic owner smiled and asked: "Look at me, how did I become enlightened?"

Lei Feng coughed and said bluntly: "Watching erotic paintings to become a Taoist should be considered a good choice?"

The boss said angrily: "Sister, watching pornographic paintings is just a personal elegant hobby and has nothing to do with enlightenment. Fifty years ago when I became enlightened, I understood the origin of life and death and achieved the path of life and death. I fought with all the leaders of the Holy Land and plucked the eyebrows of the old Taoist.

, tore off the beautiful woman's clothes, and even threw in the woman's underwear..."

Recalling those days, the clinic owner sighed and said, "Damn it, I seemed to have been very prosperous before, why don't I even have a woman now?"

The boss glared at Lei Feng angrily and said, "You have so many women around you, why don't you keep any of them?"

Lei Feng felt ashamed and replied: "Because I am too pure. Women are all bad men. Therefore, it is difficult for pure men to mix in today's society."

The boss snorted: "Fart, don't think I don't know what you are thinking. To tell you the truth, you have special conditions. You have the Five Elements Golden Needle. If you can't conquer the Five Elements Golden Needle, one day the Five Elements Golden Needle will."

Suddenly shocked, Lei Feng remembered what his boss had said. There was only one person in the world who wanted to conquer the Five Elements Golden Needle, and just because he was chosen by the Five Elements Golden Needle, it did not mean that he was the master.

The previous master? Others said it. Lei Feng knew very well that if he wanted to use the five-element golden needle to attack the enemy now, how much essence and blood would be consumed. One injection would be no less than that of the previous woman. He was so exhausted.

With lofty ideals and beautiful expectations, Lei Feng's eyes were so bright that he almost showed two peach blossoms. He smiled and asked: "Since you said so, you must know the solution?"

Seeing that Lei Feng had finally fallen into the trap, the clinic owner pondered for a moment and said: "There is something you need on the tenth floor of the Sky Tomb. Don't look at me. I can't take it away due to the agreement we made back then, but you

Something like that is very much needed.”

Lei Feng lost his appetite, showed a pitiful expression and begged: "Master, you can't reveal anything, I entered through life and death, I don't even know anything, how dare I go in? What if you coax me?

, it’s not worth even if I die.”

The clinic owner scolded: "I am a great master. I will deceive you, a little kid. If the news spreads, I will not laugh out loud. In short, I will not deceive you, and it is not very dangerous inside. Just so-so."

Lei Feng was hesitant and wanted to get some benefit from whatever he said, otherwise it would be a huge loss. I heard that this guy was a Baixiaosheng and could do any martial arts in the world except for some holy land tricks. So he licked his lips and wanted to ask some questions.

Something comes out.

The clinic owner's brows twitched, and Lei Feng raised his buttocks. He knew exactly what kind of shit he wanted to poop, and he said straightforwardly, "I have a set of martial arts for you now."

Lei Feng's eyes lit up and he said hurriedly: "Say it quickly."

The boss pondered for a while and then said seriously: "This set of martial arts is the first set of martial arts taught by my teacher. It is profound and profound. I would not talk about it to ordinary people, but since it is you, let's talk about it separately."

Lei Feng felt warm in his heart, secretly thinking that it was indeed an unexpected encounter, and he would be treated as a gift upon meeting him. He hurriedly said: "There will definitely be no rumors, you can rest assured."

The clinic owner coughed and began to speak eloquently, saying: "Listen carefully, this is a seven-character quatrain. It is very simple and easy to understand. If you still don't understand, then go to hell."

After straightening his clothes, the boss brushed his dirty beard and said: "A pagoda is tall and tall, and the top is smaller and the bottom is bigger. If you turn the pagoda over, the top is bigger and the bottom is smaller."

Poof!

Lei Feng, who was listening attentively, suddenly spit out his rice and said angrily: "This is also called peerless martial arts. Why not call it limericks? I heard about it when I was watching TV. You use it to tease me?"

The clinic owner's eyes widened and he snorted coldly: "I heard about it a long time ago, so what do you think you have learned?"

Lei Feng was stunned, thought for a while, and then said angrily: "It's nothing. What else can you understand? What can you understand from the toilet?"

The clinic owner also said angrily: "Damn, it took me three days to understand a little bit of this poem, and you actually said it was a limerick... Uh... Although it is somewhat similar, it is definitely not. Lei Feng, you should understand it yourself.

Okay, I have a lot of things to do and I don’t have time to say hello. Remember, on the day the tomb is opened, there will be ten floors."

Looking at the somewhat wretched and unbeatable figure floating away, Lei Feng sat slumped by the lake, looking at the lake as calm as a mirror, and sighed: "I am dead, I have something to do to burn paper. What the hell!"

"Brother Lei Feng, I'm coming!" Shi Qi jumped to his side and sat down side by side, then hugged his arm tightly, her plump chest pressed against her, soft and pleasant, making people bleed, "I'm thinking

What? Are you worried about senior sister? Don’t be afraid, I will support you behind your back."

Lei Feng smiled bitterly and said: "Just now your master told me a set of peerless exercises, and they are very connotative. I am thinking about it."

Du Shiqi's eyes lit up and she shouted: "I knew the master liked it very much. Is it the Tao of Cause and Effect? ​​His most powerful martial arts, I heard, is comparable to the Bible of the Holy Land."

Lei Feng said helplessly: "It would be great if there was the Tao of Cause and Effect, but it's just another set of martial arts. It's so powerful that I can't even comprehend it now."

Du Shiqi became interested and asked: "What kind of martial arts, can I know?"

Lei Feng immediately said: "Of course, listen carefully. A pagoda is tall and tall, and the top is smaller and the bottom is bigger. If you turn the pagoda over, the top is bigger and the bottom is smaller."

"..." Du Shiqi closed her eyes and meditated, which was really cute, but after a long time, she said doubtfully, "That's not right, why is it not profound at all?"

Lei Feng nodded and said: "This is what I want to say, it is not profound at all, it seems to be the profound part. Therefore, the boss appears profound and we appear superficial. Guess, does the boss want this effect?

?”

Du Shiqi hadn't yet understood what Lei Feng meant, so she said, "It seems so, but I seem to have seen this poem somewhere. It's so familiar."

Lei Feng reminded: "TV series, right?"

Du Shiqi suddenly remembered a certain TV series she saw on a certain TV station at a certain time, and exclaimed: "Really, of course I thought it was just a limerick, but someone actually wrote it."

Seeing Lei Feng's silent expression, Du Shiqi immediately woke up, her pretty face flushed, and she looked extremely angry. She pinched Lei Feng's arm, making him feel cold. He didn't dare to speak out and said: "Boss Sex is really unjust.

, I actually used this poem to send you off, no, I will help you seek justice!"

Whoosh!

Lei Feng looked at the girl who left angrily and was about to seek justice for him. He curled up his lips and said with a half-smile, "You can't blame me for this. Who told you to be so afraid of Shiqi?"

Continuing to look at the lake, Lei Feng was like an old monk in trance, paying no attention to the world and only asking questions.

Bang!

The door was thrown open, and Du Shiqi looked like an angry bird, looking at the clinic owner in the room who was about to read erotic paintings and continue learning, and said: "I heard that you asked Lei Feng to have a unique martial arts?"


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