135. The bright weapon, the bright weapon, the shining bright weapon【8】
Tomb in the Dragon: Mingqi, Mingqi, sparkling Mingqi [8]
"Hey, no wonder you haven't married until today. I'm afraid no one can compare to the delicious taste of those rice dumplings. []" The young man who spoke out before said reluctantly, and was honest with the middle-aged man with missing teeth.
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The expression of the missing-toothed middle-aged man became a little angry, "Fuck you."
"That woman was so seductive. Her eyes seduced me and she asked me to pass by. I lost my soul. I thought that if I didn't find the treasure, I could have sex with this beauty. At that time, I took off my pants and was about to go up, but I heard
Behind me, my master shouted loudly and slapped me hard on the head." It can be seen from the expression on Qian Yaba's memory that it was really weird at the time, and now he is full of fear.
"I'm afraid it's because of a bad accident!" said an old master, shaking his pipe.
"No, it's just because of the evil spirit! Otherwise, why would I dare to have sex with a woman under the tomb?" The toothless middle-aged man swallowed his saliva, "I was shaken by Master's drink, and when my head cleared, I discovered that,
Oh my god, there’s no big-ass beautiful girl in front of me, but there’s only an old Zongzi covered in rags and pitch-black!”
The ever-burning lamps in the entire tomb were re-oiled with wax, so the tomb was brightly lit. Su Mian sat between Di Lin and Rong Feng, staring intently at the only one who stood in the center and spoke. Although he spoke a little
Although vulgar, this is the character of a true man from Northeast China, who is extremely straightforward.
The middle-aged man with missing teeth continued, "Fortunately, I had my master at that time, otherwise the person who is here to speak to you today would not be here."
"The word "sex" is like a knife to the head. If you even dare to make rice dumplings, you will be lucky if you don't die." Although the story of Que Yaba is not thrilling, it is quite interesting. In addition, he was teased when he told it, so Su Ming was not immune.
I also found it interesting after hearing it.
After saying this, Tang Baozi, who was behind Qian Yaba according to the order, stood up again. Telling stories one by one is really the best way to entertain himself at night.
"My story has nothing to do with women. It is not about my personal experience, but the experience of my friends." Tang Tuzi and Qian Yaba are similar in age, but their temperament is obviously much calmer than that of Qian Yaba, and he speaks slowly and leisurely.
"Those of us who are fighting against the sand usually count the years in our minds and decide when to stop doing it. After all, it is not an easy job that requires our lives."
"My friend is very good at fighting, and he is very agile in what he does. Others thought he was tired of his life and thought of retiring and living in seclusion. But it turned out that he valued the treasure hidden in that place.
Under the guise of seclusion, I continued to do this. There was a village over there, and my friend became a teacher and lived in the village. He also built a house near the cemetery. There are few people in the village, and now
Suddenly, someone came to teach their children, and the villagers liked their family very much."
"My friend always likes to take his son around the village at sunset. But in the past few days, he was not seen coming out, and not even his family was seen coming out. Only his son was running around happily.
Someone from there even greeted him and asked him, but he just responded with a smile.
It was nothing at the beginning.
It's just that the friend originally made an appointment with the village chief and several families that night to talk about teaching and building a house, but he didn't come for a long time.