"Hey, it's midnight, why are you honking? [26nbsp;]" She ignored him, as if you like to talk or not.
Seeing that she looked like she was vaguely angry again, Li Huan secretly breathed a sigh of relief and raised her voice slightly: "By the way, a few men discussed their criteria for choosing a spouse. A man is a handsome guy, and he said he likes the woman he likes.
The child should be over 1.6 meters tall, with a slim figure and a pretty face; the boy is a literary youth, and he said: I don’t have high requirements for my girlfriend. As long as I have a gentle personality, I match me, and have long black and beautiful hair.
;Men C looks and talents are very common. He said: My girlfriend, as long as it doesn't affect the appearance of the city; in the end, it's Ding's turn. Ding is short and introverted. She doesn't even dare to talk to girls, let alone
What are the criteria for choosing a spouse? However, he was not patient with the repeated urging of everyone, and he held it in a good way. After a while, he blushed, lowered his head, and squeezed out four words: Female, alive..."
Female, alive!
Feng Feng wanted to laugh, but he didn't laugh, so he still endured it.
Seeing that she was like this, Li Huan didn't laugh, helplessly said, "I'll tell you another joke..." Her face was still twisted aside and looked out the window, still looking like you like to talk or not.
Li Huan lowered his voice, in a very terrifying tone, "Talk about it, there was a couple, the man had a rake ear... One night, my wife said to rake ears, let me tell you a story. rake ears said OK. So
, she started talking
There is a couple who have been married for five years and things happen every year. The first year: my wife said that the bed sheet looks good in red, so my husband used purple. My wife asked why, my husband slapped twice when he went up, saying that I am the head of the house or you are the head of the house?
The second year: My wife said she wanted to eat braised fish, so her husband made steamed fish. My wife asked why, and my husband slapped her twice in the face, saying whether I was cooking or you?
The third year: My wife said she wanted to go out to play, so my husband said she should be at home. My wife asked why, but my husband slapped her twice in the face, saying that I have the final say or you have the final say?
Rake Ears is usually fed up with bullying. After hearing this story, he was very proud. He didn't notice that his wife's face was getting worse and worse. He just listened to her slowly telling, the fifth year..."
Rake quickly interrupted his wife and said, "Wait, what happened in the fourth year?"
Before he finished speaking, his wife came up and slapped her twice in the face, “Is it me telling a story or are you telling a story?”