Yang Mo was deeply moved by Milicic's infatuation. He felt that Milicic was simply the incarnation of the God of Love. However, Paris Hilton, the person involved, was not moved at all. She was only surprised: Is this guy a psycho? He
Are you confessing your love to me or helping me match up with super-yang? But... I don’t even know him!
Milicic was deeply in love, but unfortunately she fell in love with Paris Hilton. All her thoughts were focused on Yang Mo, and suddenly a giant handsome guy appeared and said some inexplicable words to her. What could she be other than surprised?
?Moved?
For Milicic, this was something that took all his courage and even risked all his happiness, but for Paris Hilton, it only brought her trouble.
This is the distance between love and non-love.
"Paris, I think this giant handsome guy is very good. Is he confessing to you?" Taylor Swift said in Paris Hilton's ear, half jokingly and half seriously.
"Eh..." Paris Hilton frowned with disgust: "I only have super-yang in my heart right now!"
Regarding Hilton's answer, Taylor Swift was a little disappointed, because she also had a super-yang in her heart. In her opinion, if Paris Hilton is chased away by this handsome giant, her chances will undoubtedly increase.
Much bigger. But unfortunately, God failed, Paris Hilton, the goddamn person, has no sympathy at all for the passionate love of this handsome Eastern European guy.
At this moment, Spike Lee, who was sitting not far from the sidelines, loudly shouted to Milicic: "Hey, Darko, don't be deceived by this Bitchi. She is essentially a wanderer."
-Slutty woman, she is not worthy of you."
"No, you are a bitch!" Milicic turned his head, glared at Spike Lee and roared angrily, then quickly ran forward and continued to defend.
The moment Milicic scolded Spike Lee, Paris Hilton suddenly felt that Milicic was a little cute again. However, this was only a momentary thought. Soon, her heart was filled with super-yang again.
occupy.
Paris Hilton thought Milicic was cute, but Spike Lee, who was scolded, felt that Milicic had taken a bullet: I kindly remind you, you still scold me? Sooner or later, you will be ruined by this prodigal.
I can’t even walk on the court!
Spike Lee's good intentions were misunderstood, just like Milicic's deep affection was misunderstood by Hilton. This is the terrible thing about unrequited love. This is what is meant by the saying that falling flowers are intentional and water is ruthless.
Yang Mo didn't want to interfere with the bad relationship between the three of them. In fact, he was always the one who got shot while lying down.
However, Jr. Smith still went to Yang Mo and laughed: "You Knicks are really chaotic. I didn't expect that your woman Milicic also wants to marry. Is it possible to marry a female star with you as a teammate?"
, you shouldn’t have given your girlfriend away to your teammates to gain the position of leader!”
I have to say that Jr. Smith’s mouth smells a hundred times worse than a septic tank.
The moment Yang Mo's ears received the words, his fists clenched into a ball, but in the end he did not swing out the angry fists, but slowly loosened them, but clenched his teeth.
But Jin forcefully stuffed the blood. Then, he said slowly: "You will pay a heavy price for your words!"
"Tch! Tragic? Do you think you are God?" Jr. Smith dismissed it, turned around and reached out to Billups for the ball. Billups saw him running out of the space, hesitated for a moment and handed the ball to him.
.
When Jr. Smith received the ball and turned around, Yang Mo followed him like a shadow.
Jr. Smith saw that Yang Mo was only twenty or thirty centimeters away from him, so he held the ball with both hands and tried to make a fake move to deceive Yang Mo and then make a rapid breakthrough. But just as he was holding the ball, he was about to lower his shoulders to the right.
When... bang!
A loud noise was like an explosion above the basketball he was holding tightly in his hands. Then he felt all the numbness in his hands from the fingertips to his shoulders. Then the basketball disappeared from his grasp, and then Yang Mo quickly saw
Flashed past his eyes and ran behind him.
By the time he reacted and turned around, Yang Mo had already shot the basketball into the frontcourt. At this time, his arm was still paralyzed.
Whoosh!
Yang Mo, who rushed to the frontcourt, actually stayed outside the three-point line, and then took off and hit a three-pointer!
The three-pointer in the net caused Madison to cheer again. Amidst the cheers, Yang Mo ran over with a livid face and no expression of joy. When passing by Jr. Smith, he said in a very disdainful voice: "Tonight,
I'm going to score sixty points on your head. But you won't score more than double digits."
"Do you think you are Michael Jordan? Sixty points, go ahead and dream!" Although his arms were still numb, his mouth was still sharp.
"Hmph." Yang Mo sneered and did not argue with him any more. Anyway, tonight he was going to beat him to shame.
When Billups slowly advanced with the ball, t-n-t commented on the opening two goals.
"Tonight, Young was very powerful on offense. He scored five points in less than a minute after the opening. If this efficiency continues, he will at least break his own scoring record?" Collins said.
"Actually, super-yang is used to attacking the opponent's unsteady footing at the beginning, and then entering a state of pretending to be dead. Although he will make one or two three-pointers from time to time, most of his scoring is concentrated in the first half.
The first three minutes of a quarter or the last three minutes of the last quarter." Senior Yang** Charles Barkley scratched the back of his head and said with a smile: "So, you don't have to expect super-yang to break the scoring record."
"That's not right." Jeff Van Gundy, who replaced Kenny Smith in the commentary box, shook his head and said: "The super-yang in the past did not exist as an attacker. He mostly served the entire team.
The team is filling in, and now he has become the strongest attacker in tactics, so his scoring record is likely to be refreshed tonight."
After Kenny Smith kissed Charles Barkley's breast in front of the national live broadcast, he announced that he would suspend his commentary work and wait until the psychological shadow was eliminated before returning to work. Therefore, t-n-t hired the famous former NBA head coach Van Gundy.
came to serve as a football commentator. However, Charles Barkley did not like this partner. He thought Van Gundy was too boring. He was always conducting so-called technical analysis. Although this is what the football commentator does, he has become accustomed to working with him.
How could he accept the conservative Van Gundy all of a sudden when Kenny Smith was making jokes.
In fact, t-n-t's scrolling message board is also constantly refreshed with messages like "We want Kenny". Obviously, fans also prefer the unlucky Kenny Smith to sit in the commentary box.
For the sake of ratings, the director kept urging Charles Barkley on the headset to create some explosive moments.
There was no way, Barkley could only start from the sidelines: "I don't know if you have noticed that Milicic just showed his love to Paris Hilton, and as we all know, Paris Hilton's crush is Super-Yang. So, do you think Milicic will be there?"
Did you have a conflict with super-yang during the game?"
"If Milicic really likes Paris Hilton, there will definitely be a knot between them, and the cooperation between them will definitely be compromised." The honest and arrogant Van Gundy unknowingly fell into Barkley's hook.
"Then let's take a gamble. If Milicic's cooperation with Super-Yang is not compromised, then... you can put on a wig next time you live broadcast, okay?" Seeing Van Gundy take the bait, Barkley immediately revealed his **
The true face of: "Because I have a deep prejudice against your bald head, it always reflects the light from above into my pupils."
Van Gundy is not a person who can joke. His coaching style is known for his rigidity. Compared with his brother, he is more like a serious academic head coach. However, Barkley is now clearly questioning his professional analysis.
ability, so he immediately slammed the table and agreed: "If there are more than eight assists between Yang and Darko tonight, then I will wear a wig to commentate in the next game."
"It's a women's wig!" Charles Barkley said excitedly.
Van Gundy really has a bad temper. When he was so irritated by Barkley, he actually agreed to Barkley's increase: "Okay, women's hair condoms are women's hair condoms. But if I win, do you dare to kiss Kenny back?"
Smith’s naked a**?”
As soon as Van Gundy said this, it was Barkley's turn to be stunned. Barkley didn't expect that an honest man would have such a deep conspiracy in his heart and would actually turn the tables.
He proposed the bet. If he shrinks his eggs at this time, he will definitely become a laughing stock. However, if he really agrees, what if they don't have eight assists between them? One team per game.
There are only about twenty assists at most. How is it possible that there are so many assists between the shooting guard and the center? It’s so unrealistic!
Barkley originally wanted to tease Van Gundy, but now he is in a difficult situation.
Honest people are really not easy to bully!
Buckley sighed, and finally agreed: "Okay, I'll make this bet with you. If you win, I will kiss Smith's **..."
"No!" Before Barkley finished speaking, the strict Van Gundy corrected him: "It's a naked **, you don't want to play any word games."
"It's all about sex, I'm not afraid!" Barkley was heartbroken and agreed directly. Now that the matter has reached this point, he doesn't care about anything else and just keeps his head down. Super-yang isn't here yet anyway.
Let him lose, then the bet is over!!
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[Thanks to "Little Fatty 001" and "Green Mia" for the reward, ps, this is the update tonight, but I will update it later and update it tomorrow morning. 】
